Fox's reports are the most sardonic, passive aggressive reports anyone in the Senate Security Office has ever read. But they have to accept them because they are all technically by-the-book correct and unnervingly thorough, and nobody can find fault with them as hard as they try. The less caf he has had, the worse it is. He goes from "As per Coruscant Guard records..." and "As all Senate employees are aware..."
to "As one might be able to assume by means of basic observation and an approximately swamp-rat level of intelligence-" and "To elaborate on that, as one is required by Report Administration Regulation Clause 365:1a to do, despite a statistically proven decline in reading comprehension among government employees-*"
My man is hitting the keys one by one so hard his keypad breaks. He's got reflexive tears of manic rage in his eyes. He's imbuing his incident reports with so much hysteria the next Jedi who comes into contact with them gets a headache. Free him
*he has a source for this, by the way. Fox includes citations in his reports like a maniac. Like Cody. This is because if he has to countenance one more follow-up email than is necessary he will brain himself against the desk. He will commit lobotomy by pencil. Just you try and fucking stop him, Thorn.
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They
Them
I can not express with words how important they are to me.
I’m so incredibly normal and chill about the simblings
Also, yellow and purple are complementary colors
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Cowboys? Maybe? Maybe some more cowboys? Please? Just a little cowboys?
after a thousand years this guy finally gets to be added to the cowboy au. i think the change of environment would only make him worse
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Hi everyone! Here's a little preview of my last batch of sculptures! Lots of chickens and bunnies this time :)
These and a few more will be going in my shop on Saturday, June 1, at 2:00 Central Time Zone! (the link is currently non-functional, but it will open on June 1!)
image descriptions: photos of various ceramic sculptures. From top left to bottom right, they are: a green frog with blue spots, a yellow anthropomorphic fox with its hands crossed in its lap, three porcelain penguins, three porcelain chickens with red crests, a dull green cicada, and three porcelain bunnies with tulips painted on their bodies and ears in orange, blue, and green.
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Signed Book Pre-Order
The Skin Stealer's Son, book two in the Fox's Tongue and Kirin's Bone series, comes out July 9th, 2024! From now until June 30th, you can pre-order signed copies of books one and two at my website. You can also get your totally-Amazon-free ebook copies through there. Thank you for your support! <3
Cover art by the amazing Lakatos Csenge @art-emisz
[id (same as the artist's alt text): The front cover of The Skin Stealer's Son by Allison M. Kovacs. The illustration is in a simplistic style with thick lines and saturated colors. There is a Celtic knot life tree in the middle, its branches and roots interconnecting into a circle. On the top, gripping the branches stands a snowy owl griffin, wings spread and beak wide as it releases a cry, gaze pointed at a terrified stag tangled between the tree's roots. Splintering, wood-like title text separates the creatures from each other. End id.]
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Scully asked him to dogsit and it's going great so far👍
og meme under the cut:
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