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[winwin17]

Incorrect Quote Poll

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[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Kili: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Y/n a little bit.

Thorin, holding Kili's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Kili: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Thorin: My mistake.

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[manmadedonut]

Bilbo: I... did a bad thing..

Thorin worried, not even thinking what it could be: What ever is it my love?

-

Bard: I did a bad thing.

Thranduil: Does it involve me?

Bard: No.

Thranduil: Then suffer in silence.

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[am0o5]

Bilbo: I don’t know how to tell you this…but you’re in love with me.

Thorin: …what?

Bilbo: :)

Thorin: oh my god, I am!

Balin, too old for whatever that was: What kind of confession did I just witness?

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[lotrandthehobbitwritings]

Incorrect Quote #6

Legolas: we both look really good today

Thranduil: you know, if you said ‘’you look good today’’ I would’ve said it back

Legolas: I couldn’t take that risk

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[chickentenderx]

Legolas: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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[possibly-a-table-or-just-gay]

Dís, talking to Bilbo: You see, on their own they can be tolerable, rational even.

Dís: *gesturing at the company in general* Collectively, however, they have the intelligence of a sack of bricks.

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[ironmandeficiency]

bilbo, after thorin’s death: i have decided to give up on love and put all of that energy into tomatoes

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[watercolorofthemoon]

another good time to post this

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[nihilizzzm]

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 5, this time you get five

Boromir: i was raised as an only child

Boromir: it was honestly kinda unfair towards my brother

— — — —

Orc: i have one of your sons!

Aragorn: which one? we have four.

Orc: uh— the annoying one, constantly talking and asking about food?

Boromir: …

Aragorn: …

Boromir: which one? we have four.

— — — —

Three hunters moment

Gimli and Legolas: in our defence, we were left unsupervised

Gandalf: wasn’t Aragorn there with you?

Aragorn: …

Aragorn: so in my defence, i was also left unsupervised—

— — — —

Thorin: and what did I tell you about breaking the rules!?

Kili and Fili: how uncle, you toLD US HOW!

— — — —

Gimli: this i a stupid idea, what are you like five?

Legolas: yeah, five heads taller than you

Gimli: …

Legolas: …

Gimli: …

Legolas: nononono wait don’t walk away!!

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[just-a-little-cellist]

incorrect middle earth starring y/n #14

Y/N: :) Thorin: You are too good for this world. Y/N: :D Thorin: but that's okay Thorin: I'll be an asshole for the both of us

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[7soulstars]

My Incorrect Universe #97

*At Avengers HQ*

Loki: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Bucky, cracking his knuckles: manslaughter it is.

Me, spritzing them with a water spray bottle: hey! no! bad!

*meanwhile in Mirkwood*

Me: I can't believe you tried to assassinate Thorin!

Thranduil: Well, 'assassinate' implies it was politically motivated. I tried killing him because he is a dick, so technically I tried to murder him

Me: ohhhh

Elrond, his blood pressure rising: THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY BETTER-

*me whenever Loki and Bucky misbehave*:

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[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Thorin: *aggressively pushes Bilbo against the wall* WHERE'S THE ARKENSTONE?

Bilbo:

Bilbo: Are we about to kiss-

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[manmadedonut]

Thorin: I love you.

Bilbo: ... How many people have you said that to?

Thorin: Everyone.

Bilbo: W... Everyone?!

Thorin: I told everyone i love you.

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[am0o5]

Thorin: oh come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Dwalin: You we’re flirting with Bilbo.

Thorin, confused: so what? He’s my husband.

Dwalin: You asked him if he was single.

Dwalin: and then cried when he said he wasn’t.

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[lotrandthehobbitwritings]

Incorrect Quote #5

Fíli: do you support gay rights?

Bilbo: I am gay

Kíli: he’s dodging the question

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