#the homer

[flyinghellfish]

#the simpsons #homer simpson #bart simpson #sideshow bob #black widower #s03e21 #season 3 #robert underdunk terwilliger jr

[baejax-the-great]

#hades game #hades 2 #hades ii #hades #shit posting time again #though I wouldn't be surprised if someone already did a better version of this #zagreus #melinoe #if you hate on zagreus in my notes you suck btw #homer has a golden child

[bethfuller]

odysseus and athena

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#highkey my favourite book #partially inspired by wolfythewitch doing the lord's work #illustration #my art #bump #artists on tumblr #digital art #art #digital illustration #radarplz #sketch #bethfuller #the odyssey #odysseus #odyssey #homers odyssey #athena

[muppetebbtide]

trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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#taking a break from my actual academic essay about the iliad to make this terrible terrible post #I don't think there's any proof everyone hated neoptolemus. BUT. #but if I'd been at troy for 10 years and achilles' fuckass teenage son pulled up with the bloodlust of an xl bully I'd have been. displeased #iliad #the iliad #trojan war #achilles #ajax #odysseus #homer #epic cycle #unreality #tumblr simulator #greek mythology #my post

[dozydawn]

“A Palestinian home in the Old City of Jerusalem decorated with Hajj painting - marks indicating Muslim inhabitants have made a pilgrimage. The house is painted with red and green 'spots' two of the colours of the Palestinian flag, the other colours being white and black. The drawing centre left are of the Kaaba (Cube) in Mecca and the Al Aqsa Mosque (Dome of the Rock) in Jerusalem and possibly the Ibrahimi Mosque in Hebron. Jerusalem, April 1982.”

Photographed by Homer Sykes.

#palestine #homer sykes #1982 #1980s

[wolfythewitch]

My piece for the Sing, O Muse! zine :D

#tagamemnon #greek mythology #athena #zeus #homeric hymns #hymn to athena #art #digital art

[itboytrends]

Reno Gold and Peter Korth photographed by Corey Myers for 'Homme Fatale' by Patrick Church

#reno gold #peter korth #corey myers #patrick church #swimming #swimwear #swim brief #vogue hommes #homer #homoerotism #home decor #arena homme+ #homo #homophobia #arena homme #hotmen #gay guy #cute boys #cute guy #it boy #magazine #male model #mensfashion #fashion model #gayhot #gay men #menswear #sexy photography #itboytrends #male foot

[inthedarkofficial]

Homer, Hades 2: Sing, O Muse, of the saffron robed goddess, whose fair countenance was bathed in Selene’s light at the moment of her birth. Homer, Hades: The fire-stepping prince was lifted by Night from the cold ground, where his lord father had discarded him, outside Taco Bell.

#zagreus: shut up old man #I have been thinking of that loki taco bell post for DAYS since starting Hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #hades 2 #homer #zagreus #melinoe #also I can't stop thinking about how close Mel and Homer are #she realised her life had a narrator and decided to befriend them #meanwhile the same thing happened to Zag and he just decided it was On Sight

[cy-lindric]

Athena holding Achilles back in the agora, first chant

#the iliad #homer #athena #achilles #homeric poems #greek mythology #my art

[nevver]

“The shortest day of the year is not nearly short enough”

#solstice #please see captions for credits #tom tomson #rockwell kent #winslow homer

[cliveguy]

#um.txt #homer (fujoshi) is really good #also why is moshfegh in this 😭😭 really random choice

[fedrikmac]

Diecast Car Hot Wheels 2014 The Homer HW City Tooned II 089/250

#youtube #the homer #hotwheels 2014 #hw city #hotwheels cars #hotwheels collections #hotwheels tooned ii #hotwheels collector #diecast hotwheels #hotwheels the homer

[sicknessinmotion]

KILL ME IF IT'S WORTH IT; ON FLESH.

silas denver melvin // ethel cain // george bataille // blythe baird // margaret atwood // nicole homer // emily palermo.

#sorry 2 silas denver melvin for having to endure all the posts where he's mentioned </3 #on flesh #web weaving #silas denver melvin #ethel cain #george bataille #blythe baird #margaret atwood #nicole homer #emily palermo #writing #poetry #webweaving #quotes

[nerdfightercupcake]

The School of Homer by Alexander Marriott

Add to Goodreads Buy on Amazon My Ratings: 4/5 stars About the Book: Virgil Colvin, a retired homicide detective, leaves his hometown Chicago to resurrect his honeymoon memories with his dead wife in Ithaca, Greece. There, he befriends the Vathy police chief, Costas Pantakalas, over stories of a shared profession and countless cups of ouzo. One day, Virgil wakes to the violent tremors of the…

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#alex #alexander marriott #Alextheshadowgirl #book blogger #Book review #Book reviews #Books #the homer #the school of homer

[canmking]

C o s y

#the simpsons #homer simpson #sleeping #bed #rest #cosy #sleep time

[dreamsandconstellations]

Odysseus in Epic: the musical

#Odysseus #the Iliad #homer #Greek mythology #epic the musical #epic: the ocean saga #epic: the cyclops saga #but seriously #Poseidon #jorge rivera herrans #that’s it that’s the show #odysseus of ithaca