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rwth-toilettenblog · 5 months

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Herrentoilette Hist Inst.

Pros:

Im besten Institut der RWTH+

Sauber +

Charmante Graffiti +

Klopapier immer Voll +

Seifenspender immer Voll +

Desinfektionsmittelspender (nach corona ende erneut überprüfen aber vorerst +)

Stofftrockentuchspender immer voll +

Obwohl, oder vielleicht sogar weil das Historische Institut soweit abseits des Hauptgebäudes liegt hat sich hier eine gemütliche und ganz eigene Kultur entwickelt, die sich auch in den Toiletten abzeichnet. Sind in anderen Gebäuden nur zufällige Sticker und teils wüste Beschimpfungen auf den wänden der sanitären Anlagen zu finden haben sich im Historischen Institut neben Diskussionen auch Gedichte der Höchsten form Grafitös eingeschlichen. 10/10 would shit here again

#toiletten blog #the toilet blog #aachen #Rwth #aachen toiletten #Uni #Prokrastinationspost #meme

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smolnchubby · 3 months

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New Tattoo time, can't wait ❤️

#k1nk blog #p1ss k1nk #attention wh0r3 #fr33use #ownership #filthy thoughts #free use kink #needy toy #toilet selfie

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sickandbatty · 6 months

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Wanna show someone how devoted I am for them by letting them use me however they wanted. Piss in my holes, fuck me so rough im a crying mess, anything they wanted me to do.

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iamhereinthebg · 11 months

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I love them all very much

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spacexseven · 1 year

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foreigner darling crying while desperately typing into their phone because they don’t any japanese or english, etc. 1) their yandere is a bastard and fucking with them, fully knowing they don’t know the language. 2) the yandere is also struggling and they a dictionary that’s highlighted with translations. 3) the yandere didn’t think this one through and is now acting as if they knew about the barrier. - garfield anon (hello!)

(1) jouno thinks it's funny. here you were, clearly confused and trying your best to communicate with him, but apart from sobs and pleadings of 'please let me go', he can hardly make out your other words. it didn't matter, anyway. this was fine too, you just had to calm down before he could set down some ground rules. he also finds it hilarious when he's talking to you in japanese, knowing you don't understand a single thing, threatening to kill you or your loved ones or telling you about how long he's been watching you and you're just staring at him wide-eyed; isn't that expression far too cute for this?

(1) fyodor wishes you didn't cry so much. if he wanted you to cry in the corner, your phone long abandoned after he had only laughed at your pathetic attempts at trying to talk to him, then he could have done a hundred other things apart from bringing you to a nice room and taking care of you. he understands everything you're saying, of course, but still pretends not to, cocking his head to the side when you ask him why he's done this and glaring at you when you ask his name. it was a little amusing to see you second guess your every word and try to recall any words from any language you knew. only after a month of captivity, when you start, on the brink of losing your mind, telling him about your name and likes and dislikes, he smiles at you, and says "i know", clear as day. the shock on your face is his favorite expression yet.

(2) so maybe chuuya overestimated his linguistic abilities. it was fine! he had dictionaries and the internet just for this. he gets by using the resources on hand, and you're surprisingly pretty well receptive to his attempts, and even point out the words you're saying when he doesn't understand you. things were going a lot better than he thought, until one day you ask him if he can please help you escape and that he can come with you so whoever hired him won't hurt him, you promise to help, and he realizes you had no idea just why you were here. he does consider telling you the truth, but it was a lot nicer to have you trust him and stick by him, so ultimately he decides that can wait. for now, he'll go along with your silly idea.

(2) dazai thought he had all the important words covered, but now you're screaming at him so loudly that he can't comprehend a single word coming out of your mouth. he offers you the dictionary and a pencil, clearly telling you to please circle the words you're using but instead, you throw it back at him and scream some more. not knowing what else to do, he starts speaking to you in gibberish. it works, almost, because you go eerily quiet to listen to him before going back to screaming and throwing things at him (because now it sounds like he's mocking you). oh well, time to sign up for those classes!

(3) nikolai didn't think it'd be this hard to get the message across. surely, using his overcoat to transport you here was enough for you to understand that this was a kidnapping? well, he didn't understand what you were saying either, but he was mostly sure that you said the words 'money', 'who' and 'why' at least thrice now. living together when neither of you understood the other couldn't be that bad, right? he uses pictures of an amusement park and a handy app to ask you if you'd like to go out and that he will drag you back screaming if you tried to run, and the horror on your face is all he needs to know you understood him clear as day. see, not that hard!

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mommyelfiesblog · 4 months

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Dm and reblog now if you're a toilet slave willing to be used

#human toilet #bd/sm blog #bd/sm brat #bd/sm breeding #bd/sm community #bd/sm dynamic #bd/sm kink #bd/sm lifestyle #bd/sm mommy #bd/sm relationship #bd/sm slave

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chaifootsteps · 4 days

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Just wanted to point out that when the cherubs were talking, the spider demon was completely still with a :D expression. It was unintentionally funny to me. You can really tell they were rushed

Skibidi toilet anon

Yeah, this got me too. Anything to make that May deadline.

#Anonymous #skibidi toilet anon #image reply #viv stuff #actual blog post

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brown-cameraman-the-simp · 2 months

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I am going to cook right here, rn, at 1:23 AM!!!!!! Gonna show you all I can really cook!!!

#skibidi toilet #ask blog #ask simp cameraman #simp cameraman

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strawbearri-shark · 3 months

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Bedrotten by AlexaAffect

#my art #id in alt text #art blog #digital art #jason todd #fanart for fic #art for fic #fic rec #dc #spiders #spider tw #this is probably the nicest quality digital art I’ve ever made and it’s literally a guy on a toilet.#kye arts #🍓

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veryinnovative · 2 months

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Mermaid Reggie would have such pretty scales

the prettiest ones like u can't imagine especially when they catch the light and shimmer like this iridescent sheen on newly harvested pearls. his near-opalescent skin and dewy lashes and big, sea-creature-thing eyes that blink up at james curiously when he carefully approaches the bathtub to give regulus his daily serving of fresh fish

i think regulus should have this otherworldly beauty to him that will have anyone at his beck and call but i also think that mayhaps james should have a drop of older siren blood or whatever the witchcraft fuck that makes him just immune enough to do things like grip regulus by the chin and firmly tell him 'no' when he tries bite james' hand off with his sharp jagged marine predator teeth

anyways pretty mermaid/merman reggie but also if he gets pissed off his eyes blacken and his hands shapeshift into claws and he hisses and pretty much morphs into the most vicious goldfish pet u can imagine. will calm down if james gets in the tub with him and just gives him a proper smooch

#answered #i have no mermaid fic tag bc i swore i wouldnt entertain any new au ideas #ok im going away again........#i was gna say 'see u all next week' fr this time #but study breaks.....this blog does call for me #wish me luck tho smooch #either way cocky james and reg hitting him with his tail #reg growing legs bc some evolutionary measures or whatever when he's separated from water #wobbly as fuck needing to lean on james but he learns walking fairly quick #and then james realizes what a menace he is because he is going everywhere examining everything #i think he should retain his monstrous strength in human form bc he breaks like the door knobs nd shit #no lock keeps him away #james: the toilet door.....is locked for a reason....#(regulus grumbles in fish)#he's like clementine but Worse

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thecatcrew · 2 months

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Hi!, I’m Egypt! & this is how I use the toilet… APRIL FOOLS! 🤭🤭🤭🤭🖤🖤🖤

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samijey · 1 year

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#wwe #sami zayn #roman reigns #wweedit #night of champions #wrestling #stuff i made #these look awful but i needed it on my blog RIP to my standards #DID THEY FILM THIS PPV WITH A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER????#anyways this was huhhhh a lot #the tongue out at the end?? are you kidding me

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hanakou-often · 6 days

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"You know where to find me, and I know where to look."

-TV Girl, Taking Whats Not Yours

#This is a HanaKou blog but this probably counts as HanaKouNene too!!#toilet trio #HanaNeneKou #hanakou #kouhana #hananene #KouNene #toilet bound hanako kun #jibaku shounen hanako kun #jshk #tbhk #kou minamoto #hanako kun #yashiro nene

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jackherrington · 3 months

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Visited her at work just to shove her face in a toilet and piss on her

#0rgasm control #0rgasm denial #bd/sm blog #g00nette #ass rimmer #grime talk #free use toy #cnc daddy #human toilet #goonette #edgeslut #cnc somno #cnc k!nk #cnc fr33use #cnc kidnapping #rough kink

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mychlapci · 1 month

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Cant believe we’re being normal on the fetish blog. Normal time.

Prewar Ratchet and Megatronus, Ratchet patching him up after a scerfuffle in the pits and muttering sappy ass shit about how he wishes Megatronus wasnt stupid af and wouldnt almost get himself killed constantly.

Thats all i can think of being normal

i know it’s terribly shocking , but we need to learn to appreciate our favourite robots whole, not just their bodies. humour me, please

tbh only recent i’ve seen a pre-war tfp Ratchet design that gave him a story, talking about how he used to be a doctor at the pits, and it’s my favourite thing now. it would certainly explain why he holds such high disdain for gladiatorship, he saw what happened down there... the text insisted he and Megatronus never met face to face, but what if... they did.

a little hushed budding romance, Ratchet being the only doctor Megatronus will allow to touch him. It’s all snuffed far too quickly when Orion steps onto the scene and while they both become infatuated Megatron gets obsessed...

where is the "Megaton and Ratchet are divorced and fighting over the same twink" picture i need it

#but they absolutely smashed nasty filhy dirty pig toilet sex in the pits i know they d- [SECURITY DRAGS ME OFF THE STAGE]#normal. normal thoughts #this blog is catholic now #tfp #megaratch

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chaifootsteps · 4 months

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I get Viv has a rape kink and no self-control, but I dont get what's so funny to her about characters getting raped. Every person who's into cnc or non-con that I've seen/known knows that it's not something to make light of? Or is it just another way for her to sneak her kink in, like she gets off to these "jokes"?

Skibidi toilet anon

Your guess is as good as mine. I don't know whether it comes out of her rape kink or her extremely cruel sense of humor.

#Anonymous #vivziepop critical #skibidi toilet anon #hazbin hotel #vivziepop #actual blog post #viv stuff

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