#these boys i swear to god

[aschlindartroom]

For HartMart or, one of them of your choice

👁️ EYE

💥 COLLISON

🌙 MOON

🙈 SEE-NO-EVIL

🌏 EARTH

🔪 KNIFE

💓 BEATING HEART

💖 SPARKLING HEART

Thanks for the ask @stormbrightwriter! Always looking for an excuse happy to rant about HartMart. <3

Long so most answers are under the cut.

What colour are their eyes? do people notice their eyes? is there anything special about them (shows emotion easily, literally magical...)?

Eckehart's got some gorgeous, expressive baby blues! They are perpetually tired and annoyed, but you're hardpressed to find anyone who doesn't think they're absolutely stunning. Martin's are dark brown, almost black, and might be described as shark-like. There's a lot going on behind them, but nothing he wants people to see.

What emotions do they have trouble dealing with?

Being cared for, feeling grateful, is really hard for Eckehart. He's a man who doesn't want to owe anyone anything, you know? He'd rather do everything himself, be entirely alone, than give anyone leverage over him.

Martin is similar but different? He's schooled himself since he was a child to maintain an air of absolute control at all times, convincing everyone around him that he is both capable and ruthless. He has a history of people exploiting his vulnerabilities and would do a lot of very shitty things to avoid feeling helpless ever again.

What is your OC's greatest wish? how far are they willing to go for it?

Eckehart thinks his greatest wish is to end his family's legacy of authoritative control, and give power back to the people of New London. But his REAL greatest wish is to die-- to go out in a big blaze of glory and "redeem himself," which is a big problem for Martin.

Martin? He thinks his greatest wish is to have control-- to have the world bend to him, and to take revenge on the people who killed his mother. But really? I think his greatest wish would be to feel secure. To feel safe and content.

What's a side of your OC that they don't want to show other people?

Eckehart doesn't want people to see how scared he is. Or, maybe it's more accurate to say that he doesn't want people seeing how lost he is. He walks with blinders on, because if he doesn't keep his head down and plow through the pain, he wouldn't know how to live. It makes him feel pathetic.

Martin doesn't want people to see HIM-- like, the real him. He's a man used to putting on airs, making people believe that he's a grinning, heartless devil. He feels safe that way. As soon as anyone sees something he truly loves or cares about, there's a chance it could be used against him or taken away.

Will they give up the world for someone they love? is this decision easy for them?

"The world," is a vague concept. I'm going to make it easy on myself and rephrase this as, "Would they lose out on their greatest wish for the person they love?"

Eckehart is so used to believing that no one would do anything for him without wanting something in return. He wouldn't give up on his greatest wish (see above) for anyone... at least, not until he gets it into his thick skull that he doesn't have to die to make the world a better place.

At the start of the series, Martin believes that he can have both the person he wants AND his greatest wish. What he comes to learn is that love, real love, requires vulnerability and honesty. In order to gain Eckehart's trust, he has to take off his mask little by little.

They would both give up their greatest wish for the person they love. Luckily, their greatest wishes are unhealthy. Throughout the series, they let those wishes go and make new wishes together.

How do they react to injury / misfortune befalling their loved ones (significant other, family, friends)? Do they put themselves at blame?

Oh, dear god. If either of the HartMart pair was injured, the other would come swinging (albeit in different ways). Eckehart would literally throw fists. Martin would use his connections to make sure that the offender's life was miserable for AT LEAST six months. Longer if he could help it.

What gets their heart racing?

If we're being real, Eckehart's heart is always racing. Boy's got miles of anxiety. But really, he's most attracted to intelligence. Have some witty banter with him and keep up with his sass? You endear yourself to him immediately, even if he won't admit it.

Martin is a true sucker for a pretty face, but that's surface level. I'd say he's most affected by earnestness. Sincerity AND determined to get shit done? Woooowee. He loves what he envies, and he envies honesty most of all.

What traits do they look for in a relationship? Do they believe in love at first sight?

Eckehart doesn't look for anything in relationships, because being in one requires that he would, like, have to give a little bit of himself. He's condemned himself to be alone forever. And no, this cynical shit head does not believe in love at first sight.

Martin doesn't look for anything in relationships either. He'd rather keep himself at a distance and maintain a purely surface level/physical connection. At least... until he meets Eckehart. Does this emotionally constipated boy believe in love at first sight? He'd say no... but he definitely does.

#hartmart #writeblr #second serpent #bird and fish #writing community #writers of tumblr #second serpent wip #novel #bird and fish wip #second serpent asks #ss oc asks #eckehart schmidt #martin hightower #these boys I swear to god

[snazzydwarf]

(This was written in July oh dear-)

You know how in a lot of fics a de-aged Danny winds up in Gotham either via Clockwork putting him there, or Danny goes through a portal (either through his own volition or not) and ends up being taken in by one of the bats?

Okay that, but what if he was never picked up and ends up falling through the cracks and becoming one of the many homeless children wandering Gotham's streets, but unlike all the other street kids who know when to keep their head down Danny just doesn't have those fear receptors... like at all- It's almost scary with how the kid manages to just not give a single flying fuck about what is going on.

So after a while of wandering the streets and getting acquainted with the Gotham's inhabitants everyone slowly get's used to the kid wandering around, dropping their guard and greeting him with smiles when he toddles around the corner, looking for his next meal or piece of scrap clothing.

Perhaps it's this show of trust they begin to notice the strangeness that hangs around him like a cloud. The shifting coloured eyes, the coldness in his skin that never seems to go away no matter how much clothing the kid gets bundled in.

The fact that no one knows where he goes once they take their eyes on him? Spooky to say the least, but they're Gothamites! One shady, possibly meta, kid ain't gonna change anything.

So he becomes a staple in everyone's lives, and eventually learned his name is Danny. He talks about having an older sister called Jazz, two best friends and a puppy he named Cujo. (who let their kids watch Cujo???) They also learned he had an innate fear of The Bats, whenever one swept into the streets during their nightly patrol he would just... disappear. He became unfindable and wouldn't appear until the next day.

At first they thought it was him finding a safe place to sleep while the night rolled around and the Rouges came out to play, but that assumption was quickly squashed when he was caught wailing on one of the Jokers henchmen. The white makeup couldn't even cover up the black and blue bruises that covered his face.

It was comical, if not a bit frightening to see this small child practically a baby sitting upon a knocked out, grown ass man. His little stubby legs dangling off the side of his body, too small to even reach the ground.

Of course nothing stays under the Bats radar for long so he end up eventually getting spotted. However none of the Bats where expecting such resistance from the civilians when they offered to take the kid.

Now whenever the little tyke is bumbling around and a Bat (or any other vigilante associated with them) is in the area, it's all hands on deck to distract Danny and get him somewhere else.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #danny phantom x dc #I just wanted Gothams inhabitants to adopt Danny first #before any Bats could get to him #so now that they want him they have to try and get through multiple neighbourhoods of people #its THEIR kid god dammit! #our bb boi #whos a little off putting #but it's apart of his style #just ignore the slight body horror and uncannyness that he can give off #just a quirk of his we swear #:> #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #snazzyprompts

[egophiliac]

oh, uh, this...this isn't Silver's backstory after all.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #surprise! it's actually everyone else's backstory! #screaming. just screaming forever. #malenoa my new beloved #like. i kind of figured something had happened to malleus' parents because maleficia seems to be his only relative? #but i didn't know it was going to be a whole THING #hey silver did your shitbag ancestor kill malleus' mom #oh boy this is going to be super embarrassing for you #also i keep interpreting レヴァーン as raven and i kind of think that's not the intended meaning #it's probably supposed to be like. lavern or something? #however #it means i keep thinking of malleus' dad as raven. his cool raven dad who mysteriously disappeared 400 years ago. that guy. raven. #and slowly sliding my eyes towards the explicitly raven-themed character who literally has 'raven' written on his design #do you...do you think that... #it couldn't be. but do you think... #i swear to god if crowley takes off his mask and goes 'SON' i'm gonna #i don't even know what i'd do but crowley darth vader-ing malleus would be the twist of the fucking century #truly the funniest possible outcome. i kind of do actually want it to be true now #sorry mal turns your dad is an enormous dork and also the principal #bright side no one is going to be intimidated by you anymore

[eliotbaum]

Savior.

a scene from our last Curse of Strahd session featuring my cleric PC

#illstration #art #artists on tumblr #character art #painting #curse of strahd #curse of strahd art #dnd 5e #cleric #dnd art #blood cleric #boy's got kavan's spear and his problematic god turned it into a new thing #basically the bloodletter from bloodborne #kasper dunant #he's good aligned i swear

[avocadoraisin]

Hoffman has a change of heart and "wins" the brawl

established relationship or fling-thing that was starting to get a little too real...

this was a briefly-considered ending to my fic but Im too weak to write something like this.

DRAW something like this, tho...

#oh boy 4 AM! #i swear to god i meant to have this finished hours ago but uh #i got distracted so badly that i watched the coffin scene like 8 or 9 times i wish i was joklng. yes i was high #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #mark hoffman #peter strahm #saw #sawposting #saw comic #drawing

[olympushit]

I just read an article that said Ares was the most pathetic greek god.

Let me get that straight.

Ares was the only male greek god that never raped or sexually assaulted any woman in his immortal life.

Ares was the patron god of the Amazons. A feminist community of female warriors was protected by him. Amazons were his loyal daughters.

Ares slew his daughter's rapist and was tried before all of the other gods for homicide.

Ares was the only male greek god that never viewed Aphrodite as a temporary lover, he respected her and loved her for who she was.

Zeus called Ares a double-faced liar just because he didn't agree with his nature and allowed Athena to hurt him.

Ares forgave Cadmos for slewing his child and married him off to hid daughter Harmonia.

Ares freed Thanatos from the chains Sisyphus put him.

Ares was the first god to protect Olympus from Otus and Ephialtes, but when he was trapped by them no other god went to free him.

According to Nonus in Dionysiaca, Ares allows Deimos and Phobos to help Zeus defeat Typhon.

Ares was the god of masculinity, civil order and a fighter for righteousness, referred as the Ally of Themis.

He always stepped in to help his children. He even went as far to disobey Zeus so that he could save his children from danger.

And Ares is pathetic! Like really?

The only argument of his "pathetic" nature was because he lost to Athena. A war isn't meant to always be won. There are the winners and the defeated. He may have been defeated in war but in his life he was a winner, because he faught for what he loved the most with insane ferocity!

Be for fucking real guys!

#greek mythology #greek gods #ares #ares greek god #ares greek mythology #i swear if i see one more person treating ares this way i will infact break their kneecaps #on this blog we love ares #no one can compare #Don't treat my boy like that

[chiakery]

Dropout newsletter this week:

Me:

#AABRIA IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THOSE STOATS I SWEAR TO GOD #so not ready for things to get even more fucked up (and we know they will) #i just want to watch this little weird and delightful family get closer #see jaysohn the karate boy and lila sneaking around to eavesdrop on adults #and tula being a tired but proud mum and showing her more mischievous side when with viola #and thorn - my newest beloved wifeguy #and ofc ava being the most badass grandma to ever grandma #is it too much?? i just want them to be silly and happy together #dimension 20 #burrow's end

[shivroy]

disco dudes

#garte is there because i fucking love him #and by extension his face #also i swear to god i will make more disco art #you just have to shake me by the shoulders and scream STOP DRAWING SUCCESSION SO YOU CAN DRAW DE #also also. for once the texture on this is physical and not an overlay lol #cuz this is just pen and ink that i turned the brightness way down on the scan #anyways Oh My God i love de so much i hope im not posting this at a horrible hour + i hope ppl see #i love them soooooooo so so so so much #i adore these men #KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #art #traditional art #ink #inking #ink art #pen and ink #tried to recede their hairlines. i tried #salutes u #harrier du bois #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #jean vicquemare #lawrence garte #disco elysium #de #disco elysium fanart #fanart

[unloneliest]

in the lonely hearts club job leverage asks the question "does romantic love exist?" and answers it by having eliot buy parker a venus fly trap on hardison's behalf, expecting no recognition and revealing eliot remembers a throwaway comment parker made on their second job together.

we all know this.

but was anybody going to tell me hardison already had a browser window open looking for restaurants to buy eliot in portland in response at the start of the episode immediately after that? or was i supposed to figure it out on a rewatch all by myself?!

#leverage #leverage ot3 #eliot spencer #eliot #hardison #alec hardison #parker #ot3 #leverage posting #jam posts #AND TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR. I *CALLED* THE BREW PUB AS A RESPONSE TO THE VENUS FLY TRAP IN MY NOTES. THE PHYSICAL NOTES I TAKE #WHENEVER I WATCH LEVERAGE. I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THIS IMMEDIATE #my notes literally go girls/boys night out job 'parker is the only one playing 4d relationship chess so far. when does hardison join in & #what makes parker sure enough to push eliot more or is it just inevitable eliot's a part of the relationship conversation p&h have btween #seasons?' and then the lonely hearts job immediately afterwards is like. romantiv love exists. look at this very meaningful gesture eliot #made on hardison's behalf. answering the how does hardison clue in and what makes p&h confident enough to push question at the exact same #time. and then in the gold job. 'portland restaurants'. being searched. i swear to god.

[biggermas]

This is catnaps bed. I LOVE HIM☹️☹️This is the cutest thing EVERRR😭 If that long fingered amalgamation doesn't bring him back to life, i'm going to SCREAMMMM🤬🤬🤬 That is literally my baby. The prototypes acting like it isn't the only reason that he's actually dead🤬🤬 I have a feeling that catnap could have survived that🙏🏾‼️‼️‼️FREE MY BOYYYYYYYY🔥🔥 I'm gon get you prototypeee😈😈😈

I can't get over how he's standing up like that EWWWW😔😔 I'm putting bro in time out☹️🙏🏾 I would be terrified if I saw that thing coming after me😭😭 He is so big You can see the other Smiling critters Cages and Their WAY smaller than his Why is he so BIG 😦😦

I'm going to cast a spell on your ass prototype... And I'll tell you it's not a good one☹️🙏🏾

#catnap #poppy playtime chapter 3 #smiling critters #mob entertainment #LET'S PLAY A LITTLE GAME I MADE 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS PICK A CANDY BAR ONE GOT A BLADE🔥🔥 #IF YOU EAT THE WRONG ONE I SWEAR TO GOD BOY THATS ON YOU🔥 #poppy playtime #he got too silly #dogday #hoppy hopscotch #idkk #my son <3 #plsss☹️ #free him #:p #wawawawaeaeae #blblbln #im finna kiss youhu😈😈 #idk what else to tag #Poppy play time prototype #im gon get yoouuu #You're on your last straw prototype☹️🙏🏾 #KYS #🥺 #I didn't mean that guys #Please don't cancel me☹️🙏🏾

[orangepajamas]

[casually gets overstimulated]

#disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #i swear to god harry near-explodes when he forgets the word for something #and it definitely gets worse the more he recollects his memories #anyways kim knows exactly what to do #anytime all the time

[itburnslikeafire]

Alright so...

You're telling me that the reason why Adrien said this to Kagami in Miracle Queen after they almost kissed

It's because he previously felt something in Puppeteer 2.0 when Marinette "kissed" him?

And he unconsciously noticed it was just not the same????

#i swear to God #this boy has been in love with her long time before he even started dating Kagami #miraculous ladybug #mlb #ml #mlb spoilers #miraculous #mlb season five #mlb s5 spoilers #adrien agreste #chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #ladybug #adrienette #adrinette #mlb determination #determination #mlb miracle queen #mlb battle of the miraculous #batte of the miraculous #miracle queen #mlb season 3 #mlb kagami #kagami #kagami tsurugi #mlb puppeteer 2.0

[tombstoneswerewaiting]

A TRILOGY OF GROWTH

#finding parallels in fob songs is making my brain explode #PETE WENTZ WHEN I SEE U I SWEAR TO GOD I HOPE U CAN FIGHT #fall out boy #fob #pete wentz #patrick stump #andy hurley #joe trohman #take this to your grave #tell that mick he just made my list of things to do today #folie a deux #the (shipped) gold standard #mania #sunshine riptide

[bunnygirllover45]

In regards to the Love Cat post, what is the boi’s name?

His name is Johann. He's kinda my sona but also not, I just use him to represent my tastes and uh... fetishes, that's it. Also, his design is based on how I look irl, so that's why he's such a basic bitch. Don't worry though, I'm not such a deranged guy irl; I go to university he's a fucking neet.

#original art #yandere oc #yandere boy #yandere male #I need to apologize to women for my existence #I'm sorry women #I swear to god I'm not that bad #kinda?? #WE ARE NOT THE SAME. #* points a Johann *

[m-kyunie]

do not ask me about the plot of JJK

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #getou suguru #i am going to suck this man thru a silly straw i swear to god. jesus #my biggest Ya Boi ever except its YEEEESHHHH #the heart piercing is my most indulgent of indulgences here. i think maybe Geto likes cute things #like simple heart or star-shaped things. lightly feminine #drooling over ur own art is how u know u've improved #sigh. maybe i shld add lacy pan--nevermind im done actually #OH TO BE GOJO SATORU! TO GET TO DEVOUR THIS MAN! #recommending Pressurlicious by Megan. ultimate malewife manipulate mansplain Geto song #one day i will draw his d!ick but today is not that day. there will also be a piercing. #also i wanted to add tattoos but even i was like 'damn Michelle that's overly ambitious' #oh what if he had a tongue tatt that was a dragon head disappear down his throat WOW what a visual #thank u Gege

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Qatar Grand Prix - Sprint - Oscar Piastri

#not my best ever gifs i dont think BUT IM SOOOOO HAPPPYYYYYYYY!!!!!! #OSCAR P1!!!!!! OSCAR WIN!!!!!! OSCAR ROOKIE WIN LETS GOOOOO #i still cant believe it this is absolutely insane #i feel like i find myself saying this every week about oscar but wow #back in bahrain i could never have imagined him winning a race this year!! IN HIS ROOKIE SEASON!!!! #I was shocked when i woke up to see him have gotten pole in the shootout #AND THEN TO WATCH HIM WIN!!!! SOOOOOOO GOOD #Im so proud of him sob sob sob #again: throwbacl to me and dru talking abt the possibility of him podiuming or even winning #and i was like no way i doubt it with this car. nevermind :) ive never been so happy to be incorrect #WHERE IS MARK!??!!?!??!!? WHERE ARE YOU???? YOUR BOY JUST FUCKING WON!!!! WHERE IS THE HUG???? WHERE IS THE CONGRATS??? #i swear to god if i check his insta and theres yet another animal vid on his story im going to kill the old man #HE WAS WANDERING AROUND THE GARAGE YESTERDAY FOR QUALI!! WHERE WAS HE TODAY AAAGHHHHHH #oscar piastri #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2023 qatar grand prix #2023 qatar gp #we do a little bit of f1