He stands with his cancelled wife
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It just occurred to me that whatever Theseus and Asterius have going on in Hades is a near match for what Tumblr thinks "toxic yuri" means.
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Round 5 | Finals
~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary.
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I said to my friend how i was gonna draw them making out sloppy style if i beat them first try so heres middle aged immortal frat boys yaoi (i still havent beaten the game lord save me)
THIS GAME IS CHEFS KISS, GO PLAY HADES FOR EPIC GAMEPLAY AND SO MANY GAY PEOPLE
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How it feels to take down asterius first
Would like this guy better if he didnt get help from the gods i hate this bitch
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So, in the "Hades" video game (very light spoilers for Elysium) you play as the son of Hades, Zagreus, trying to escape the Underworld. There are different levels and the boss of the Elysium level (the afterlife for heroes) is Theseus PLUS the Minotaur. Apparently, Theseus found the Minotaur in the afterlife and Asterius (the Bull of Minos) now credits Theseus with "saving" him as a person in death. They're best friends forever now and it's kind of cute.
Zagreus receives "boons" from various Olympian gods on his escapes (it is expected that you die MANY times over in this game, it's built into the story) from the Underworld. There is a boon from Aphrodite called "Aphrodite's Aid" which inflicts "Charm" on your enemies, which briefly compels your enemies to fight for you.
I had this boon in the fight against Theseus and Asterius, and the "Charm" heart ended up hitting Theseus. I usually take Asterius down first, so the "Bull of Minos" had really low health. Theseus stabbed Asterius in the back with his spear and this ended up being the DEATH BLOW.
I felt SO BAD. It is the only time so far that I have felt sorry for my actions playing this game, like, "SORRY, BRO, I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU KILL YOUR FRIEND AND PROBABLY REIGNITE OLD TRAUMA FOR THE BOTH OF YOU. IT'S IRONIC, REALLY, BUT MY BAD, MAN. MY BAD."
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Theseus after losing to Zagreus in the arena AGAIN
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playing hades game rn,, there is NO WAY that Theseus just called in a boon from DIONYSUS??? HELLO?? the fucking irony
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