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zipper-ghost · 1 year

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Theseus (attempted) flirtation with Asterius

#hades game #thesterius #asterius #hades fanart #asterius hades #theseus #theseus and the minotaur #theseus hades #minotaur #Himbo husbands

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toxicpoisonedyouth · 2 years

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steve: hey have you eat-en something today?

steve: eat-en? eat-an?

billy: aten. have you aten something.

max: oh my god. ate! its “have you ate something today”!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringrove #steve harrington #billy hargrove #max mayfield #based off of true events #i was both billy and steve #in one text #himbos <3 #himbo husbands #stranger things

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pjs-everyday · 7 months

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15. Reversed Roles 🌹💥✨ // Twiyor Month @twiyorbase

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bananaconda33-blog · 1 month

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He is SO

SCRUMPTIOUS

Art style inspired by @abd-illustrates @abd-illustrates-art

@boosting-sasi-artists

#roman sanders #sanders sides #ts sanders sides #thomas sanders #art #illustration #ts roman #princey sanders #creativity #daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.#himbo energy #he is husband material #sanders sides fanart #sasi art #sasi

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theasnewgroove · 4 months

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New Year’s Eve

My year already started good after seeing CA’s post. Like I saw the winter outfits and I squeeled out loud. IT’S SO CUTE

like Sam’s beanie?? And his coat? Adorable as hell. I imagine he’d wear those leather-like ones with those fluffy collars.

And Alex oh my god… the boy’s so underdressed for the winter and it’s so him. I first saw him and instantly thought it was a hoodie.. it might be a jacked but STILL.. that’s what inspired making this comic. My boy, at least put on a scarf.

Also Alex, Sam and Sebastian would make a chaotic and hilarious trio and I’m dying on that hill… and dying for more interaction between them.

(Also I may or may not open for art requests.. 👀)

#Alex is my favorite himbo husband #you might built strong but under Evelyn’s watch you must wear that funky little beanie #she must have knitted those for him and deep down he adores it but ofc he has to act all cool #and it also means risking getting pneumonia #also i must not be the only one who thinks those three would be great friends #they got some interesting dynamic going on #Seb and Alex would tease the hell out of each other though #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley fanart #sdv fanart #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley alex #sdv alex #sdv sam #sdv sebastian

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ineffable-romantics · 10 months

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Please, let them rest, I beg

#the effect of one jimbo the himbo #crowley's eyes are closed in case you didn't know #and that's not me making shit up #that's real #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #meme #good omens #good omens 2 #go #go2 #gomens #gomens 2 #mine

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lovelyyandereaddictionpoint · 11 months

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Yandere Himbo Househusband Loves When…

Yandere Himbo Househusband loves when you take the day off to workout with him. Whether your and exercise buff or just trying it out, he’s in bliss. Being strong is Morgan’s strongest suite, hence his underground name being Behemoth, so his heart’s beating a mile minute. Sometimes it’s more exciting than pummeling those ambushers in the underground. It’s even cuter when you struggle with his toned down work out.

“Ergh! How do you even move this? This is literally three tons!”

“Ah don’t worry babe, that’s just for a warm-ups!”

Yandere Himbo Househusband loves when you purposely touch his muscles especially his pecks. Just the way you casually squeeze his muscles, sends him in a frenzy. He’s always been told or flirted with about his muscular stature but it’s completely different when his Lovebug comments on it. It effectively boosts his pride that you appreciate his hard work he’s been doing.

“Ah such big boobas!”

“Just for you Lovebug!”

Yandere Himbo Househusband loves when you cheer him on. Now there’s no way he let’s you attend his death+matches but you being his cheerleader in anything else makes his heart and something else+ swell. Hearing your strained voice calling out to him in the heat of the neighborhood eating contests—pumps him up like no one else. Heck! If you just cheered him on for not breaking anything in the house he can’t help but want to pounce.

“Just a little! Love Bug Pleeeeeease! You can’t cheer me on and not let me do it!”

Yandere Himbo Househusband loves when people challenge him for you. He knows your a catch, its only a given that’d there be competition. And what better way to show his love than clobbering the coworker that was saying mean things really quietly. Don’t scrunch your eyebrows! They really did say something mean. He’ll act real angry if anyone vaguely references you in the ring he’ll literally beat them into a bloody pulp but deep down he’s jumping at the chance to defend your honor. It’s all for his Lovebug!

“I’ll enjoy beating your face in!”

Yandere Himbo Househusband loves when he can treat you especially when its at the expense of anyone who say something he doesn’t like. There’s just something so satisfying about watching you get all dressed up for a night out after he earned a cash-gift from a workout buddy. That workout buddy being the bloody remains being delivered to make a special kind of smoothie.

“You look a million dollars, babe!”

#yandere himbo househusband #yandere himbo #yandere himbo househusband oc #yandere morgan jox #yandere x reader #yandere x you #lovelyyandereaddictionpoint #yanderexrea #yandere #yanderes #yandere oc #yandere oc x reader #yandere husband #yandere husband x reader #yandere original character #yandere original characters #yandere oc x you

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mccromy · 7 months

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The secret to a good Luo Binghe characterization is that he's always the smartest most fuckable person in every room. His IQ is as high as his dick is long and his issues are as vast as Mobei Jun's bossom. He'd grab his husband's hand and say with starry eyes: "I never needed a father, I had you" and mean it.

#luo binghe #svsss #this might sound obvious but. saw a lbh characterization where he was a himbo #unsettled #mip #also #he can distinguish between right and wrong he just cannot be assed rn he's got other things to worry about #Liu Qingge just learned how to tell a fucking knock knock joke and Shizun is soooo thrilled #they'll probably elope tonight so luo binghe's gotta get so good at stand up comedy by yesterday #whatever stand up comedy is #mbj's hamster husband should know

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frenchfry99 · 6 months

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Look who's back from yet another flight! 🌈✉️

Also him and his wifey as humans lol

(plus Daria being silly :3)

Being more of a background character, Sean would mostly be shown in some educational pieces of the show (mostly geographical themed) and a sort of "arts and crafts" lessons with Eddie, telling about all the lands, cultures and puppets Sean had a chance to see (and various fun stories from his flights too!).

Sean may come off as rather shy, but he's as energetic and talkative as his wife, who oftenly would join him on his part of episodes.

His job as a pilot is to fly puppet travelers on his plane from the neighborhood and/to all other places of colorful puppet world and/or delivering mail, which could include anything from various personal requests of neighbors, to new goods for bodega and to letters as well (maybe that's why he gets along so well with the neighborhood's mailman and bugdega owner?). So he's quite the busy bird I'd say!

Sean always has a joke or pun up his sleeve - this guy sure likes to have a good laugh!

He's transmasc, bi & poly

I'm super burned out and dry on ideas lately so I'll infodump more abt him later 💔💔 local himbo pilot my beloved-

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#here he is the dude the guy!!#there's notttt enough bird OCs in that fandom #so I had to make one!!#and a bonus colored bug lady doodle heheh #Daria loves her husband and wives and her bbg(Emil) very dearly :33 #welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #sean gull #original character #wanted to make markiplier his voice claim cuz I'm silly like that but now idk idk #Sean and Daria are the cheesiest couple you've ever met #the sillies :]#the cool aunt & uncle tm #lmaooo I love this type of characters-#Sean gives off himbo vibes-#daria d. dragonfly #puppet oc

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cinnabons-treasure-trove · 6 months

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Merlin: [drunk lil bitch] Whoooooever puuuullssss thissss swordy out of thee, uh, out of thee fucking sssstone will claims the ssword aaaannnd rights tooooo my arrrsssse! [wink]

King Arthur: [outraged and protective] Oh no you don't! Get over here you troublesome minx!

Merlin: [trips] Nooooo—umph!

Arthur easily throws Merlin over his shoulder and glares menacingly at the crowd of nobles, knights, some princes too who were lining up to pull the magical sword(and win Merlin)

King Arthur: [in his kingly voice] He. Is. Mine. [patting Merlin's butt] This! Is. Mine!

Gwaine hollering from the crowd: Woohoooo!

Leon, who is also in the crowd: [face-palm] I should've stayed asleep.

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cinnabon-sweetroll-tiramisu · 6 months

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"Arthur, what if someone hears us?"

"Hush sweetheart, as long as we're quiet no one will know we're here."

"You know damn well I can't be quiet when you're inside me!"

"You're right. I guess I can allow it this time for people to hear your lovely moaning."

"Arthur!" – Consort Merlin and King Arthur

[This was a terrible idea but Merlin knew he couldn't stop Arthur when his King gets a stupid idea like fucking him in a random alcove in another kingdom whilst they're supposed to draw up a new treaty.]

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fake-married-my-dead-fiance · 20 days

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I'm not saying that Soo-cheol has entirely won me over with his cute stupidity but he has one chance to talk to his wife and he sends English and Korean vaccination records for the kid who might not even be his son? And he reminds his wife to sing baby shark? And we see the appointment and he's crying more than his son? And he's not even mad at her he just wants to know that she's okay?

My poor heart!

#queen of tears #As a parent myself this just hits so hard #vaccine appointments are rough #love your himbo husband he deserves it #even if he doesn't he's cute

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mixelation · 7 months

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if you've been here a while you know i have a bunch of AUs with the premise "kid!karin gets her ass out of grass, usually semi-accidentally, sometimes being basically kidnapped." and i think "minakushi survive and take karin in as their own" is the BEST possible outcome for her (besides AUs where her mom also survives but her mom isn't a real character so i always have her already dead). and for the minakushi AUs i have, i think they all center around karin being in konoha for the chunin exams and minato being like "haha, you're not getting her back :)" but the much FUNNIER option is

minato: (teleports into karin's living room) hi uh no time to talk but my wife knew your mom and

karin, who pays attention in class: the hokage???

minato: (grabs her and teleports away)

#the au im rotating is basically that karin's mom was in contact with kushina #she turned down an offer to move to konoha bc she married a grass-nin and she and karin were comfortable #but her husband died and then her situation went south REAL fast #including grass cutting off her communications with konoha #but she managed to get a plea for help to kushina and kushina managed to send her back a hiraishin seal #but they were unable to coordinate anything in a timely manner #(bc minato being caught in grass risks things like WAR so they need that coordination)#but konoha received the intel karin's mom passed and kushina lost her mind #and minato was like 'fine i will just pop in and out REAL fast'#thank god karin was in the privacy of her own home and also near the hiraishin marker #....although minato being sighted by her entire academy class would be funnier #anyway it takes a while for grass to figure out where tf karin went #and when she pops up in konoha they send an angry letter and minato is like #'whaaaat? she just showed up and said you let her..........'#and blinks his beautiful himbo eyes a few times

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sentientsky · 4 months

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On Crowley, the Starmaker, and the Disruption of Intergenerational Violence

(based on this post from @nightgoodomens) I started thinking about Crowley and the Starmaker and the way in which he's an engineer at heart. But then I started gathering screencaps and making gifs and stuff, and then I was thinking about how Crowley's doing a really good job of upsetting patterns of intergenerational trauma. (Of course I'm going to talk about childhood stuff, what did you expect from me??) CONTENT WARNING: this will involve discussions of childhood trauma and abuse (not explicit)

I'll be using they/them pronouns to refer to the Starmaker and he/him pronouns for Crowley. This is for no other reason than to help me differentiate in my own writing lol.

To preface, the Starmaker is so so important to me. You have no idea; they are my beloved, my everything, my most adored.

I mean, look them. What a fucking cutie (i accidently/subconsciously picked up the habit of nose-scrunching because of this goofy little cosmic Bob the Builder)

They're also an engineer, a creator of worlds—someone who spins matter and existence into being.

Their desire to create, to make things happen is carried throughout the story.

(e.g., Crowley's rainstorm) He maintains a love for the universe and all the stars in the sky.

So what does this have to do with intergenerational trauma? Well, as we've discussed time and time again, Crowley is deeply deeply traumatized by both the violence of Heaven and of Hell. Trauma, much like the worst fucking family heirloom ever, has the capacity to be passed down through the years. Let's get more specific. What is intergenerational trauma?

(source)

(source) For example, my grandfather has a horrific temper and lashes out as a way to cope with his emotions. In turn, my father learned that being abusive towards one's children was acceptable, and applied it to his parenting of me.

In this case, Crowley was abandoned and actively forced into, "a million-light-year freestyle dive into a pool of boiling sulphur" by God—someone who is functionally his parent. In Hell, he was subject to torture and other forms of cruelty. Unsurprisingly, that leaves a fucking massive mark on an individual. It would be very easy for him to simply replicate the patterns that he learned in his time as the Starmaker and turn cold/callous/cruel. And yet he doesn't do this. As mentioned here, he is kind and compassionate. He sticks around through continual rejections, despite having only known abandonment. He answers questions (invites them even). At the same time, the trauma hasn't had a nonzero effect on him, of course. He's redirected the violence into compulsive caretaking and a kind of need to prove himself, among many other things (totally not speaking from experience here. no siree!! *sweating*). Let's take a closer look at this (because I want to and you're stuck with me hehe): Questions As we saw in season 1, Crowley cites asking questions as the reason for his Fall (an idea which we see reiterated in season 2):

Instead of replicating that same violence (by belittling, rejecting, or else lashing out at those who ask questions), we see him encouraging curiosity. Not only is this evident within the Starmaker,

but also in Crowley himself, as we see with both Muriel and Jimbriel:

Along the same lines, as he's been subject to a great deal of unkindness (understatement of the year), it would be easy for him to carry that cruelty forward (god knows my family has taken that route before. who said that!!!). Nevertheless, he remains kind, even to those who have hurt him (which isn't to say that you need to be or even should be kind to those who abuse you. abuser apologists are not a thing in this household). Kindness even in the face of mistreatment + anger Gabriel, as Crowley has mentioned, has the capacity to smite Crowley. He has actively tried to kill the love of his life. The mere presence of Gabriel in the bookshop triggers a fight or flight response in Crowley, and this disruption represents a violation of the safety of the bookshop that he and Aziraphale had established within the past however many years (see Alex's fantastic meta post for more detail regarding the bookshop becoming an unsafe space for Crowley: x)

ignore my cursor. just pretend its a fly. shh shhh it's beez just being a silly lil guy (gn). i'm too tired to remake this gif, so this is what we're working with lol

(AND THEN HE OFFERS HIM A HOT CHOCOLATE?!?!?!! couldn't be me) Case Study: The Plants (shoutout to @sighed-the-snake for their post about leaf spots) Even with regards to his plants, we see a widely different side of him beginning in the second season. In the first season, we witness him using the plants as a site of displacement/projection, in which he reenacts the violence he himself was subject to.

However, in the second season, while we don't get a lengthy view of them, episode four gives us a quick glimpse into how this approach might have altered in the four years since.

(please keep in mind that my vision is absolute dogshit, so apologies if you look at my little circles and go "what the actual fuck is she talking about?" i TRIED, okay????) Had this been the first season, these little guys wouldn't have been permitted to exist in the state they're shown here. We could argue, oh well, it's just because Crowley's been busy/distracted with other things. And while that may be the case, we've seen him preoccupied with the end of the world in season 1, and yet still exert control over the plants.

...I have no solid conclusion for this, as I'm still sick and my brain is like a bowl of stagnant dishwater at the moment. I'm not putting forth any new ideas or anything, so I guess this is all to say, "yay for cycle breakers!".

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dang-dood · 6 months

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#ITS MY BOY #MY HUSBAND #my baby girl #THE HIMBO OF ALL HIMBOS #psych #shawn spencer #psych tv #🍍#tears for fears #head over heels #nah there is something about that episode #the way he goes all in to find the guy who hurt his dad #like i love him #mine #james roday rodriguez

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ineffable-romantics · 9 months

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These whores will do literally anything but hold hands with EACH OTHER

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