#theyre sprouting {:

[black-and-yellow]

Lost

(minus grain)

#it's HAM don't freak out he's just cooking #let him cook #the image of Loudspeaker preparing meat of some kind in some grimy lair floats around in my mind and every so often resurfaces for air. #plays out like that montage of Hannibal Lecter cooking but without the criminal undertones #well without Those criminal undertones #think it sprouted from that one line where Mic is like 'yeah im gonna find out who did this and make their guts into soup' #and I was like 'oh he would make some nasty nasty meats huh' #bnha #mha #loudspeaker au #present mic #hizashi yamada #villain!mic #i hate all asmr apart from bugs and offal #if someone is eating a pizza into a microphone my stomach doth protest. But if theyre crunching down on a lil cricket? maybe a bit of liver #okayyy. yum yum yummy! #anyway play Psychopomp it's free on Steam #might make another games recommendation post sometime

[keirientez]

trying to get used to tumblr again

#r27 #sawada tsunayoshi #katekyo hitman reborn #i love drawing tsuna smiling bc in official art he radiates so much light. if he existed my eyes would melt at the sight of him /pos #trying my best to capture his beaming vibe. one day #also i like to think if tsuna passes out from exhaustion reborn would just ‘coincidentally’ also fall asleep netx to him #its cute yk and with all the work of being vongola decimo tsuna would be a tired guy at times and reborn just wants to be with him #and maybe protect him in his sleep too idk #other guardians would be terrified whenever they pass by bc theyre afraid to wake both of them up for different reasons #mainly fear sprouting from reborn

[mickedy]

my edgy super mario horror-esque au where the mushroom kingdom turns on mario and luigi because the mushrooms and toads are reverting back to their primal fungal forms.. and.. well fungi feed on dead and decomposing creatures and they are VERY hungry :p peach is there also but her helpfulness is questionable

#make-dy #super mario bros #tw body horror #tw blood #eating the 1-up mushrooms makes the shrooms sprout on their bodies :p because theyre sort of reverted.. and take over the hosts body #or something or other

[solar-sunnyside-up]

What are some solarpunk blogs you'd recommend?

Oooh fun! Let's start you off with a few and expand your circle from which of these guys you vibe with:

@solarpunkani and @solarpunkaestheticweek are vital! Particularly as winter comes up since they got cool projects planned!!

💕💕 @modern-solarpunk @southernsolarpunk and @solarpunkwitchcraft are all wicked as well 💕💕

@days-n-daze and @the-bramble--patch is a huge DIY inspirations!!

@chase-prairie for their awesome comics on plants! And art in general!!

@pumpkin-interactive is a Solarpunk game that in following the development of and is awesome!

And surprisingly I didn't know until recently but @andrew-ism has a tumblr?? Super excited bout that find!

#reccs #besties #sprout guide #solarpunk #hopepunk #i know some of these are solarpunk in particular but theyre the flavor of it yk

[dsm--v]

could never do mlp mane six hcs because i’d literally just project all my friends onto the characters…

#is fluttershy really genderfluid? no but sprout is so he is now #pinkie pie is a genderqueer gay dude bc aaron is so . there #rarity is a bi girl with male pref bc of alyssa… #applejack is a trans bi guy. woah so is benji how surprising. #rainbow dash is transmasc aroallo….not bc i am…nooooo… #twilight is agender + pan/omni because they’re literally reggie ok…??? #and theyre all in qprs / a big poly qpr #meep #mlp #my little pony #from the shelves of costco

[sotwk]

The most Hobbit-y quality I have is how ridiculously excited I get every single time MUSHROOOOMS are mentioned or somehow involved.

#theyre sprouting out everywhere in the wild due to the rains #i have to avoid acting too excited around my toddlers #cause i dont want them to start touching them #and possibly sticking them in their mouths #sotwk personal #hobbits #mushrooms #favorite things

[gibbearish]

kinda frustrating how we've spent the last few months acknowledging how a lot of well intentioned but guilt trippy social justice posts are like specifically designed to worm into ocd ppls brains and then now every single post abt palestine is "i dont care how bad your mental health is, i dont care how bad looking at all this makes you feel, if you don't read every single post you see on this topic in full you are a horrible person and directly contributing to their deaths. 'waaaah my mental health' well at least youre not being bombed, did you think about that??" and its like. i absolutely get where youre coming from but you dont get to complain that guilt tripping is bad then turn around and use it anyways because you think the cause youre using it for is worthwhile. like. everyone thinks the cause theyre using it for is worthwhile, thats why theyre using it. but its still a shit way to do it

#like when you make a tumblr post to your tumblr blog youre not guilt tripping people who disagree with you #youre guilt tripping your followers who if theyre still following you probably already agree with what youre saying #and esp on a topic with so much brutality involved like. yeah OBVIOUSLY theres people who have to look away #like. yall know a bunch of these posts and articles and videos show graphic injuries in them right? #like i physically cant watch news videos abt this bc i will spend days with my brain making me imagine #peoples deaths in graphic detail specifically because it knows that will upset me. and i would prefer not to do that #in fact me doing that helps palestinians exactly as much as finishing my brussel sprouts helps starving kids #by which i mean none. its just a cheap guilt trip to get you to do something you don't want to #which when it's brussel sprouts thats whatever but when its 'deliberately expose yourself to extremely triggering #things otherwise youre a bad person'. not so much #idk i feel like maybe its due to ppl feeling. agitated abt not being able to do anything abt it #like the government isnt listening and we're a world away so physically /all/ we can do really is sit and watch #so i can understand a) wanting to find someone to lash out at to alleviate that feeling #like if you cant stop the actual problem at the very least you can shout down the people supporting it right? #and b) seeing 'not watching' or even just 'not watching as closely as i am' as a transgression #bc well its all we can do so if youre not even doing that you must be bad #and its like. i really do get it. but the whole world is watching right now‚ like this is THE big news thing happening rn #so a few people choosing to avoid to subject will not make a single iota of difference #idk. i guess what im saying is if youre feeling the urge to yell at someone for not looking close enough #just donate some money to a support fund instead itll do a lot more

[antidotesprout]

TWINS. TWINS. TWINS. TWINS.

#sprouts submas plush making adventures #ingo is a little understuffed and im working how i want his bangs to look so pardon the little divot there #thank you guys for encouraging me to post im just like... #really excited with how theyre coming along #i wanted to get the heads as similar as possible

[spagkeitti]

guys !!! its the husbandz

#i cant believe haruto saying zihao is his husband made every sprout start loving zaomeis #i am very in support of combining our fanbases yes :’) #like it literally makes sense if zihao fans are sunflowers and haruto fans are sproutz and together we can both be the garden AHHHH #im addicted to the garden on twitter the bp fandom is so sweet :) #ALSO please remember not to actually ship these two theyre real people !!!!!! we’re all in on the joke OK OK ! #but they are besties me thinks im delusional:) #i need more husbandz + ricky crumbs pls someone on mnet give them all screentime #ok thats all #boys planet #haruto maeda #wang zihao

[milkweedman]

Radishes sprouted ! :D

#theyre the first to sprout unsurprisingly #i am mentally preparing myself to repeatedly find these pulled back up and sitting on the dirt #bc squirrels are evil and they have been having a field day already with my garden beds #gardening

[unopenablebox]

stir fried rice cakes are one of the best foods in existence. every time i eat a rice cake i think to myself, "truly, we have shaped our reality to fulfill human needs"

#to be clear this is about tteok and not uh. puffed american rice thing #absolutely optimal way to consume starch #unbearably good #i somehow never had them until pretty recently and theyre so fukcing good oh my god #im eating some now with sprouts and cabbage and pork and just losing my mind #it's not that it's my favorite food per se. it's the food that feels the most absolutely correct to eat #like yes. this is exactly what i'm supposed to be ingesting #box opener #food

[piplicious]

Bestie who is your least favorite South Park child? Not the adults cuz I think that's easier to answer, I need a child. Which child would you punt into the sun?

oh uhmmmmm uhhhhhhh uhhhhhh fuck uhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh ummmm

#asks #theyre so small and brussel sprout shaped whu would i hatw them.......

[madmutts]

Have you ever eaten raw potato chunks? I love the crunch

I. I MEAN. NO??? LIKE. YOU. YOU CAN EAT THEM RAW. BUT. YOU TECHNICALLY SHOULDNT.. CUZ YOU COULD GET SICK.

#angelo txt #inbox answer #hea au #ESPECIALLY IF THEYRE GREEN OR SPROUTED?? #DONT.. DONT EAT POTATOES RAW.....

[5hrignold]

i know i already posted them today but …

#o may be tbeir biggest fan. tjeyre so in love and no one can change it #theyre eachothers favourite sprouting flower #bugbo Series #gerbo #bugbo #bugbo gerbo #odieart #gb

[evanescentdawn]

when i write the sasusaku 😭💞

But Sasuke-kun came back and slowly, achingly, lovingly — they grew close again, got together, and married.

She started to think about children again.

She asked him if he wanted any, knowing the possibility of a no and… being fine with that. Children wasn’t a number one thing in her life. It would be nice but not something she wanted so badly. She wanted to be with him, more than anything.

But he told her yes, quiet, in her room, like it was a word stuck in the back corner of his teeth. His hand holding hers in a tight grip.

They’re in the middle of their journey slash mission outside of Konoha now. It’s been around six months. The whole idea of children is later in Sakura’s child. Back at Konoha. Back where they’d be with their friends and family.

She doesn’t expect this at all.

“What,” Sakura says. She can hear sounds of the cicadas buzzing outside. She can see the doctor’s face. It feels all far away.

“You’re pregnant,” the doctor tells her again.

Sakura looks down, presses a hand over her stomach in a daze. Things happened, yes. They’ve gotten intimate but… they were always careful. Sakura knows it’s never a hundred percent but — she never thought it’d happen to them. It feels unreal.

She leaves the hospital and goes back to the inn, legs wobbly. Sasuke-kun is already back from the market. He pauses sorting through the groceries to turn to her.

“What’s wrong,” he asks, immediately.

Sakura’s face pinches further. She doesn’t know how to bring it up. She doesn’t know how he’d react. They hadn’t prepared for this. Sasuke-kun walks towards her and takes her hand as he pulls her into a embrace. She sinks into it. It’s comforting.

Lowly, right against her skin, he says, “What happened?”

He knows she went for a check up, feeling strangely under the weather lately. It’s always best to get a second opinion, even if you’re a medic yourself. They never thought it would be anything more than that.

She knows she’s needlessly worrying him. She needs to tell him but she doesn’t know how to bring it up.

Better to just rip off the bandaid, Sakura thinks.

She pulls away so she can see his face.

“I’m pregnant,” she tells him.

In the dim light of their room, Sasuke-kun’s face — she won’t ever forget that moment, Sakura tells herself.

#naruto #sasusaku #uchiha sakura #uchiha sasuke #work in progress #im so SHGSJDHDJDJDJH #GOD. #I LOVE THEM SO MCUH IM SCREAMING #“slowly achingly lovingly” i was nOT okay when I was writing that CRYIN !!!!!!!!!! #deceased. on the floor. #sasusaku…. they r everything to me [HHHHHHHHHHHHH] #hehhehe I like exploring this whole unexpected preggo thing sprouted on them. when they haven’t been married for long even and are far from #konoha currently #but are together in it 🥺🥺🥺 #WHEN I SAY I HAVE REREAD THIS SO MANY TIMES —- #god do i love the sasusaku so much. screaming. face in hands. THEYRE SOOOOOOOO #also writing this. it’s making me really want to write one where it’s PLANNED cuz that would be considering how they not even remotely near #home lol #fun fact: this was meant for bpweek2023 if I recall correctly I just reworked the idea #wip: attention + confession #the actual prompts for it fhfjjfdj

[chillibeanos]

tell me why Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women is kind of a bean somg-

i hate it bc of the whole incel-core stuff but like-

"BPD and ecstasy, 30 years old, but acts like she's 16

Likes to go to shows 'cause she's so fucking cool

Bright dyed hair but dead inside Plan-B lifetime supply

She's a whore, a hole, gave head since middle school

Only pedophiles in denial

Think she's anything worth while

Her infertile lifestyle drives you wild

She's an alcoholic loser bitch

That likes to listen to shitty music

She drinks and smokes and tokes and chokes on dick"

........kinda bean sprout-

#bean sprout #tmobs #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world ruined a whole generation of women #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #the misadventures of bean sprout #oc #oc lore #NO BC THEYRE ALMOST 30 BUT ACTUALLY ACT 16 #theyre an alcoholic too #pretty dead inside #has 97 spouses #AND THEYRE CAMONICALLY INFERTILE