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swiftzeldas · 4 months

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The X-Files 6.12: One Son

#txfedit #the x files #dailytxf #xfilesnet #walter skinner #fox mulder #mitch pileggi #david duchovny #szgifs #this exchange kills me

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milkovichy · 10 months

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theoldkyokodied · 9 months

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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stil-lindigo · 9 months

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the fox god.

a comic about a trickster.

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#cw: emotional abuse #cw: gaslighting #cw: animal death #charity - a god whose name was only ever meant to be ironic #i love playing with the concept of religion like this #im not religious at all but i did go to a christian school for twelve years #and i remember learning about the story of abraham. who long story short gets told by god to kill his son to prove his love for god.#and at the veeeery last minute god goes sike! this was a test to see if you'd do it! here's a lamb to slaughter instead #but the whole concept of that exchange in and of itself is so #anyway #one thing i meant to include in the creative notes but i ran out of room for is that charity never calls cunning by his name.#it's just “fox”. which was a small touch to indicate that he never acknowledged cunning's identity outside of being something exploitable.#but for all charity's hidden disdain for cunning #he still stole all his strengths and coveted them. he became known as the fox god.#so maybe some part of cunning survived. despite everything.#“give me your heart.”#“my god. it had always been yours.”#comic art #hearteaters #stillindigo art #stillindigo comics #one more comic to go until im finished with this collection!!

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kiwiissocold · 4 months

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Adaine, I love you, but when a rich boy offers you diamonds, regardless of if you need them or not, you take that shit

#d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #adaine abernant #I understand her weird rich people manners but that make me furious #take advantage of rich boys who offer you extreme quantities of wealth in exchange for literally nothing #and if he’s a dick about it then kill him

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q-nihachu · 7 months

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Niki: Diamonds? I do not have any diamonds. I'm poor. I'm sorry.

Tubbo: Now, Sunny, what did I say? What did I say? You gotta be polite, you gotta be polite. Wait, Niki, just stand—stand out there for a second, stand out there for a second, sorry.

Niki: Okay, okay.

Tubbo, in the background: N-n-no, Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, Sunny.

Niki, to Empanada: I don't think Sunny likes me very much.

Tubbo: N-no, Sunny loves you, Sunny loves you. Sunny. Okay. What did I say? Remember what I said to you, remember what I said to you, right? Nod if you understand.

Empanada, to Niki: NOOOO D:

Niki, to Empanada: Oh my god, maybe that's our adventure today. We have to get some money.

Tubbo, continuing: Sunny. Yes. Yes. Nod a bit faster than that. That looks a bit too sarcastic. Not—uh-uh—not the slow turn. Don't you slow turn at me, Missy. I would like a nod of agreement, please. Okay, good.

Niki, reading chat: "She really said, 'you're broke, I'm leaving.'" (Laughs)

Niki, reading Empanada's sign: Oh, "can't be poor anymore?" I know! (Groans) Do I have any diamonds?

Tubbo, emerging: We can—we can get you some diamonds. We can get you some diamonds. Sunny's given you a diamond!

Niki: (Gasps) Aww, thank you! Oh my god, I have a diamond now. I'm not poor anymore.

#this whole exchange KILLED me but boy was it hard to transcribe #qsmp #qsmp clips #nihachu #tubbo #qsmp sunny #qsmp empanada #clips n videos #catherine's archiving

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saltpepperbeard · 8 months

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gnawing on my arm because i think there's something to be said about how stede not only dreams about himself with a beard, but ed with his full beard back too. like, the dream seems to be riddled with imagery that he thinks ed would want.

and i say this especially because of how stede reacted when ed had to shave his beard. he freaked out on his behalf. he shrieked in horror whereas ed was entirely unbothered. he feared he had ruined him, had dragged him down to some despicable level, when in actuality, ed was completely content to shed that part of his persona.

and then there he is dreaming about ed with that part right on back.

so there's very clearly still a part of his mind that's convinced that's what ed wants. because why wouldn't he? everyone else seems to. and why would he want the softness and femininity stede had been bullied for his entire life?

which in turn plays into his own imagery too. bearded, masculine, fiercesome, rugged...

because how could someone love what everyone has hated him for? how could someone want what everyone has tried to quite literally beat out of him?

#OFMD #OFMD Season 2 #OFMD S2 Spoilers #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Revenge Rambles #ALSO #I SAY ALL OF THIS TO SAY #I really REALLY hope they have a conversation about it #Because Stede clearly has some issues going on with his self-worth still #He's getting BETTER #But he's definitely still having issues #And I really hope I'm on the money when it comes to that one shot where Ed seems to be looking at him drinking/partying in Spanish Jackie'z #And is looking TROUBLED #I keep envisioning an exchange where Ed is like 'Well this is...different'#And Stede cheerily goes 'Ah yes. Trying something new! Do you like it?'#And Ed looks him dead in the eye and goes 'Do YOU?'#Also it kills me how they're both sort of having the same issues just in different fonts #Ie Ed worrying that he's unlovable how he is #And Stede ALSO worrying that he's unlovable how he is #They both want to change parts of themselves/shy away from parts of themselves #When in reality both of them love each other for who they really are #AND I HOPE THEY HAVE A CONVERSATION CENTERED AROUND JUST THAT #I HOPE THAT'S WHAT AAAALLL OF THIS IS BUILDING TO

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reallyhardydraws · 5 months

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@winterwyrd, i was your LOTR-musical-discord-server secret santa! i hope you don't mind, i just went full lovey dovey on this. 💖

#LOTR musical #LOTR musical exchange #the lord of the rings: a musical tale #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #lord of the rings musical #samfro #draws #a forehead kiss would probably have actually killed me dead in the musical #but let's have it be safe and sweet and joyful here #i hope u like it as much as i liked drawing it because i was highkey blushing about how uwu it is hahahahahahah

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infizero-draws · 12 days

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memories of sunsets past

#pokemon #pokespe #pokemon special #pokemon adventures #evolver blue #exchanger silver #trainer blue #trainer silver #fanart #if you tag as ship i'll literally kill you dont try me.

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akai-anna · 4 months

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Hello there, dear @itsokaytomakemosstakes!

I was your assigned gift maker for the @dcmk-exchange event!

Ever since you shared your lovely mugs with me, the thought that Ran would get them as a matching kitty set for herself and Conan, wouldn't leave me alone. So I decided to embrace the idea; for both the headcanon and the personal touch.

Originally I planned something more silly, but the soothing vibes of my first sketch were just so lovely, I went with this instead (especially since I thought you might appreciate a bit of peace).

I hope you'll like this, and I really have enjoyed chatting with you, Moss!

#dcmk exchange #dcmk-exchange #detective conan #dcmk #meitantei conan #名探偵コナン #edogawa conan #fanart #the detective gremlin #my stuff #HELLO THERE: TIS I YOUR GIFTER AND I HAVE ARRIVED #i'm sorry i'Ll be ranting in the tags (as i wont to do)#*inhales deeply* i know you said you wanted something silly but... the image of him drinking from his mug was so soothing to me #i hoped it would be a bit soothing for you too *fidgets with hands*#i'm not really good at fanart but i saw in your form that you would like a fanart if possible #and i wanted to give it a try and i actually really loved working on it a lot i accidentally got into the zone for hours #i mostly used markers and a bit of coloured pencil to colour his pajamas.#(a very light green which the scanner killed but well...) so a mixed media piece?#i also felt more comfortable for going with a semi-realistic style? i always wanted to do my own interpretation of shinichi's adorable hair #and i tried to imitate how gosho colours hair since i've always liked that style. an attempt was made at least #i really hope you like this at least a tiny bit and if you ever want to talk you are more than welcome to #and stay strong darling. and let yourself heal and grieve. give yourself all the time you need.#i also didn't want to set too high a bar for myself since i have a weird relationship with doing fanart. so i kept this fairly simple.#but i'm really satisfied. more than i thought i would be. so thank you for this experience a lot!!!#i also wanted to go for the feeling that he is tiny... so the mug is big and he is tiny... extra tininess... a baby...#also me realizing late in the game that i wanted to add a tiny blush but... well... *coughs*

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hanzajesthanza · 11 days

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geralt and ciri are like the parent-child version of “would you still love me if i was a worm” test for relationships like “would you still love me if i was Evil incarnate and was a damaged child sick with a thirst for revenge and you would regret teaching me how to kill”

#love that when ciri is reunited with her parents her desire to murder goes away. they’re the image of a healthy nuclear family #‘that is not a child’ ‘no im pretty sure shes a child and shes also my child’ philippa geralt exchange is so funny to me #philippa is like this is serious and geralt is like i AM serious. FOR HER I WILL KILL. I WILL KILL MERCILESSLY #vilgefortz 🤝 philippa ‘that is not a child’ lmaoooooo she is 12 and has baby cheeks and big green eyes. that’s a child #the elbow-high diaries #geralt and ciri end of chapter 3 blood of elves That Is All. that is all. also lotl ch 9 ofc but who’s counting #f: something more

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imminent-danger-came · 8 months

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Protecting MK with a costlmk

#I will take my SWK and Mei parallel crumbs thank you #Like. Getting attacked by the curse and throwing yourself in front of MK (to which there are consequences) and then getting separated #Using your power to protect the people you care about indeed #So they both do it for MK but MK does it for Wukong in 4x13 #And then what's the consequence? Going into Monkey Form #AND THEN. And then #If EAMK proves true and MK had a fucked up past life #We can then apply Azure's speech to MK: ''After all MK has put you through...''#Let me have this.#My ''MK killed the pilgrims'' agenda continues #Damn originally I was going to go on a ''protecting MK at a cost'' rant for why the exchange theme will ruin our lives #But I really got side tracked there #Anyways: MK's one life against the world #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk parallels #lmk SWK #lmk Mei #lmk theme: exchange #opening my third eye tonight #to protect the ones I care about

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thegnomelord · 8 months

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Yes yes just imagine Price with his pecs pushed out like that just without his arms being bound. Imagine seeing how much the rope makes his chest look bigger before he hides it all under his shirt. Imagine seeing a bit of rope peak beneath his shirt every time he moves his arms, no one else aware of the shibari wrapped around his broad torso but you. And he teases you too, purposely calling on you during a meeting just to see you sputter and try to figure out what's going on even when he knows damn well all of your attention is on him and his chest.

#gnome's tea break #cod mw2 #trinkets from the hoard #x reader #captain john price #god the brainrots are killing me #answering asks #john price x male reader #I exchanged one brainrot for another #definitely writing smut for this

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raayllum · 6 months

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AARON: I mean, like you kill a Magma Titan and take its heart. You saved, you know, thousands and thousands of starving people. Like, maybe that's worth it. Maybe you make that trade, or maybe, maybe it's wrong. No matter, there's no way to put a you know—it's trolley problems, right? It's like, you know...

KUNO: Yeah, it's a trolley problem.

AARON: But yeah, I think you're—you're right in characterizing it as it's certainly a more complex, you know, justification that is required to pursue dark magic. And there are some people who would not accept that justification. But what's interesting about it is, you know, the questions, there are questions, you can you can come out on either side of it. You know, there are cases, you know, would Rayla have died if Callum hadn’t used dark magic? Yeah. I think she would have. So did he have to? Are we thankful that he did? Thank goodness—well yes, we love Rayla! Well of course we needed him to do that. You know what I mean? Then there’s some kind of morality that sometimes is based on your attachment. Now if you said, should Callum use dark magic to save one person, knowing that he'll—he may be corrupted for the long term and his potential to be, you know, a hero in the future may be altered and his potential to be manipulated or you know, go down the wrong path, all that risk to save one person? Well, now you might say, “Oh no he shouldn’t—for one person?” But then if I go, “But it was Rayla!” then you go “Oh no, [laughs] yeah, he needs to do it!” [KUNO laughs] So I don’t know. But it’s also even that, right? It comes down to “well, in that moment, what did he do?” Well in that moment, he took like a—I-I think the ingredient is a piece of a snake rattle—

KUNO: Or something. Yeah, something like that.

AARON: “He didn’t even kill it, it was already dead, it was already dead man, what did he do?” Well, I don’t know. He supported the system, so it is complex. It’s worth arguing about, a bit. There’s not a clear right or wrong. There are risks. There are long term consequences. Those are baked into it. But I don't know. When—when it’s your Mom in trouble, what do you do? You do the dark magic! You save Mom, right? I do.

—Hot Brown Morning Potion Podcast interview with Aaron Ehasz and Villads Spansberg