#this is really fucking pathetic

[fncreature]

god i miss ethan hunt

#its not like. i miss ethan content or shit or movies or something. a couple months ago i could be sad and write myself half a page #of ethan giving my oc a hug and it would be peace and love on planet earth #i hate hate hate being in between fandoms because it makes coping with life way harder #i miss being so obsessed with kaz brekker that i could reread an old thing i wrote and make myself feel better. #i miss being so head-over-heels for nikolai lantsov that i could write for five minutes about him staring longingly at a painter who looked #like someone i wanted to be that it would make me feel better. i miss wanting lucy carlyle to give me a hug or being so into my own #network of ocs that writing fluff for two of them would brighten my mood. #god. #this is really fucking pathetic #here i am in 2024 wishing to be so obsessed with someone fictional that their thought could cheer me up. im such a fucking loser

[fallenneziah]

Thinking about Zombie!Ghost's body changing so his cock swells and knots when breeding to ensure impregnation to carry on the infected species.

Zombie!Ghost who ends up with his cock buried deep inside you for what feels like forever, semen filling your guts.

Zombie!Ghost attempting to get away from you for a minute but when realizing he's locked in is intent on snuggling you and loving on you.

Zombie!Ghost who is now committed to breeding nothing else and constantly wants to try and breed infected with you. Always sad when it doesn't work.

Zombie!Ghost who wants to kiss you while snuggling you, acting as his warm cock sleeve.

Zombie!Ghost whose instincts tell him to breed when he's anxious so he'll always be trying to hump you or get close. Making sad noises from his broken maw while trying to get any kind of friction with you.

Zombie!Ghost who does act a bit pathetic in his need to breed and having you so close, so ready for him. Especially through certain cycles on your journey with him he cannot keep his hands off you for anything.

#cod smut #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon ghost riley x female reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader smut #simon ghost Riley x any gender reader really #zombie ghost #enjoy my thoughts about pathetic wet cat Zombie Ghost who wants to fuck you silly every day and fill you up

[grezzirossi]

My Bg3 Party with the cutest barbarian and 3 pathetic guys.

#baldur's gate 3 #karlach cliffgate #wyll ravengard #astarion ancunin #gale dekarios #boi I love them #pathetic is affectionate I swear #mostly #not when Gale fucks up his cantrips tho #bitch get ur magic right #Guess who Im playing as #WRONG! Im playing 4 diff campaigns ah-hah #as all 4 of them #well one is over lol #I love their interactions I can't help #they cute #and dumb #constantly recycling this party over and over #I love shart and lae too but for now Imma finish those 4 #did u really read all these tags? #mycryptidart

[sbeana]

the pool scene

#the locked tomb #tlt #griddlehark #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #tlt art #tlt fanart #comic #apologies for how wonky it looks in some parts #um i spent like five days working on this nonstop #well not nonstop i ate a shit ton of pomegranetes or however its spelled during it #but uhm yeah #im not good at drawing backgrounds or anatomy (YET) so hhuhshsu #anyways yah yeepers when will i get to have a homoerotic moment with my former rival/enemy where i get to show them forgiveness and care #gideon wants to kiss harrow on the lips so bad its so fucking funny #harrow is a whole pathetic looking sopping wet kitten and gideon is like ooh yah thats the stuff #anwyas yah #ill post the version without their skull makeup because i like that one more #the skull makeup looks ugly sometimes (BY MY OWN DESIGN!!!! HARROW QUEEN I WILL NEVER DISS YOUR FASHION <4) #ALSO SORRY ABOUT THE PACING BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT DRAWING TWELVE PAGES OF A COMIC CAN MAKE YOU REALLY MESSED UP IN THE HEAD #hatman is in the corner of ym room rn

[pigdemonart]

And the not super thrilling lost in translation conclusion… 🇮🇹 mamma mia! I listened to this video to get the vibes for Mario and Luigi‘s argument lmao

Read Part 2 here

Also!! The Smasha you on a rock line is from the mario heritage post itself. It never fails to make me sensibly chuckle. :]

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#bowuigi #super mario #bowser #luigi #mario #princess peach #comic #my art #they’ll work it out im sure #i had other drafts with different reactions from mario but idk…i think being a little annoyed works best #in his shoes I’d be really pissed too lmao #the fucking nerve of some people #fav panel is luigi with the big ol pathetic eyes #and also the chibi bowsers looking uncomfortable

[pa-pa-plasma]

love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*

#danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #sorry it's 7am i havent slept & all i can think about is dp shit #so a normal day for me basically #you know that ''oh hes fucked up actually'' meme? #i like to view Danny as that but opposite. ''oh he's normal actually'' #i think that is underutilized. Danny just being some kid #his life is insane & he has superpowers & is half dead & his parents are ghost hunters & his house is a lab #but underneath it all he really is just some kid #okay so this has gotten almost 300 notes in less than 12 hours so i need to say something #Danny being a little bit pathetic is key here #the others can view him as some super powerful god king. he can even look like it. but he HAS to be a little pathetic & even a bit stupid #he HAS to accidentally drop that candy bar & it HAS to land directly in some dirty street puddle #& he has to stand there for a minute just staring at it before picking it up phasing the water off & sighing so dejectedly #it rattles his lungs like he's about to cry & then he eats it anyways because that boy will eat anything #& all he had with him when he fell through that stupid portal was this candy bar Tucker threw at his head 2 seconds prior #so really he doesn't have anything else to eat at the moment #& then Batman is there #whipping the adoption papers out of his cape & choking out ''god i can't NOT adopt him'' or whatever

[orangelemonart]

Episode 13 is wild but episode 31 is even wilder. Nice try boys, only the gentle slap of another girl can fix whatever the hell is wrong her.

source for joke

#digimon adventure 02 #digimon 02 #hikari yagami #kari kamiya #gatomon #tailmon #OLart #digimon #i didnt feel like coloring the background. pretend thats the dark ocean version of odaiba #its also really really funny how the girls laugh at ken in this episode #hes so fucked up and traumatized and yeah they are too but theyre so savage about how pathetic he is #and he just takes it like. yeah i deserve this. this is what i get because of my crimes.

[inklore]

LIKE HE'S SO FUCKING PATHETIC

#please know i mean pathetic affectionatly #he looks like he's going to devour her #like if he doesn't put his mouth on hers he will die on spot or jump off the nearest bridge #boy kissed her once and really went off the rails #fuck i love it #bridgerton #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #colin x penelope #polin #ʚ laurs art ɞ #bridgerton spoilers

[tradingjack]

From the firmament above, a blood-red eye looks down upon us.

#entered a fugue state at 3am and when i woke up after sleeping 12hrs later i found this on my computer #probably didnt help i was listening to every devil-related soundtrack kensuke ushio has made lmao #vash the stampede #trigun #trimax #listen listen listen. i love me a good ol goofy pathetic loser #but lord. do i also love it so so much when that same loser turns Absolutely Fucking Terrifying #you really fucked around and now you're gonna find out #manga #illustration #artists on tumblr #drawing #my art #comic #fanart #fuck me up el diablo

[faxxmodem]

og post: @dogmotif

#chainshipping #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #saw 2004 #saw #fxmdm edits #ch: very fucking confused #ch: perfect engine #otp: follow your heart #hope everyone reads 'hot' as a really pathetic sob. his voice broke and everything #oh i thought this was gonna be funny but now im sad

[wyrmswears]

shoutout to this loser. whats up with him

#like who the fuck hurt you my guy #hes so pathetic like hows he gonna be a villain.. my silly.. #ninjago jay #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago #I SWEAR I DIDNT JUST ABSORB THE 40 SECONDS OF JAY FROM THE NEW EPISODES. ill draw other things too.. #seriously tho i really enjoyed them. BONZLE IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER. #episode 4 was insanely gay like theres no heterosexual explanation for this levels of gay #and that finale... what the freak... #lego ninjago #jay walker #suit jay #dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #ninjago dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising s2 #wyrm draws #i know its the other hand than in the scene but tbh i didnt mean to draw the scene until i had already sketched out the pose

[loverboybrightsideghost]

ballister has those huge sad wet puppy eyes but let’s be honest that man is not pathetic. in fact i think he’s really cool and smart and capable.

#this is about movie ballister #nimona #that man made himself a fully functional prosthetic arm in at LEAST one day #bluebird.txt #also he’s smart and strategic #i think he’s really neat okay! he’s very much not pathetic #he found some place to hide and but my guy really did well with coming up with a plan after his entire life got fucked #other than the mistakes (getting arrested going back to the institute and such) #but tbh like. not too shabby mr. boldheart. #i kinda wish they’d made him more scientist-y like he is in the comic but oh well #i think he’s COOL #he’s NOT pathetic #oh this is not a criticism of anyone btw i just think it’s important to note that ballister is neat lol

[bigothteddies]

oh and btw, that 39 year old telling you how mature you are for your age is a manipulation tactic. It’s not a compliment.

#unimportant thoughts #and I know if you’re the girl reading this right now you’re thinking ‘oh but I can tell he means it! he’s not manipulating me!’ #you’re right #he does probably mean it #he thinks you’re mature #but he thinks that you’re mature because you’re of similar emotional maturity to him #HE’S the one who’s not mature and he doesn’t understand his own actuons and he will be abusive and manipulative for it #because the only thing that matters in his thought processing is what He Wants and what He Feels #he will say and do anything to get what he wants and to feel good about himself #and You are something he wants #Do Not Fall For It #remember: it feels good to get the attention of them #and its hard to deny that and remind yourself that THEYRE the pathetic one for trying to hit up a 19 year old #but you really really need to. for your own safety #I don’t know! i have a mutual i talk to I have a little bit of an age gap with #honestly? it’s noticable. they have feelings and emotions and thought processes that i havent had since i was 19 #and if i feel that way at 25? why the fuck is your 39 year old ‘admirer’ telling you you’re mature for your age #you’re not. you’re 19 and thats awesome. being 19 is awesome. #don’t let a 39 year old take that away from you. #(ages are specific for no reason insert whatever ages you need) #(yes im a little ragey tonight) #delete later

[walmart-miku]

ok people we gotta stop making mori the source of all evil with soukoku. Yes mori is evil about how he treated yosano and a lot of the pm members but that's a whole other can of worms.

Anyways with skk MORI WOULD NOT TRY TO GET IN THEIR WAY IN FACT HE WOULD ENCOURAGE THEIR ASSES TO GET TOGETHER THIS PANEL EXISTS FOR A REASON.

MORI SHIPS THEM SO BAD ITS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.

Fics need to stop making this dude try to prevent skk from dating. I want a crack fic where mori is just like "Hey how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?" To both dazai and chuuya. I want mori shenanigans where he's actively trying so hard to set them up and Elise is sitting in a corner with kouyou and they're hard core judging him.

#Every skk fic I read is another skk fic where mori is actively getting in the way of skk #I have very complicated feelings about mori ok #hate his ass #But he's also a silly little guy #He fucked up yosano really badly and I absolutely adore yosano she is best girl I will fight you on this #But also he's a pathetic cringe fail wet cat of a man #Do you see where in going with this? #Mori is the definition of morally grey #But uh yeah #I think mori trying to get skk together would make for a fantastic crack fic if anyones interested in writing it #And yes the “how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?” Is from the my while family thinks I'm gay song bc yes #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #soukoku #bsd mori

[chaoticace2005]

#Charlie is a cinnamon roll unless you REALLY fuck up #sir pentious looks like he can kill you for five seconds and then he’s pathetic #charlie morningstar #niffty #niffty hazbin hotel #sir pentious #vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel

[bigchunkyrocksss]

may not forgive for the mischaracterization of zuko in natla for making him literally almost Kill people but i can forgive dallas liu who plays a perfect portrayal of zuko

#natla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #He would not fucking say that but i’ll be DAMNED if that isn’t zuko himself right there #the deliveries and the sass like Yeah that’s my pathetic boy i’ve missed #other than Those i really love this zuko portrayal a lot #thank you dallas liu… May you be rewarded for giving us the angered gay teenager to life