#this one is rough huh

[teaspoonnebula]

Sherlock Holmes holding a happy and alive chicken

Just as a bit of a palette cleanser to all that severed head stuff.

#letters from watson #wisteria lodge #this one is rough huh

[birdantlers]

i'm having a smekday moment (⁠~⁠_⁠~⁠ ;⁠)

#every time i watch/read this damn thing it hijacks my brain for at least 3 weeks #are there even tags for this hdjkdj #the true meaning of smekday #home 2015 #dreamworks #dreamworks home #home (2015) #boov #j.lo #j.lo the boov #god between 'home' and 'j.lo' this one is rough on the tagging huh #DREAMWORKS NAME YOUR SHIT BETTER should have called it happy smekday like you were originally planning smfh #tip tucci #gratuity tucci #tip home #there is that all of them . ok #smekday #skart

[stxrshxpxd]

“i can hardly breathe around you”

paring: 90s damon albarn x reader

word count: 1.5k

warnings: smut

prompt: reader finds herself in an inappropriate dream about her oldest and best friend, and when she moans his name he responds.

I was somewhere between sleeping and waking and Damon’s hands were keeping me in my dream, wrapping tightly around my waist as his lips attached to my neck. I squirmed under him, panting and moaning in desperation for more, and when his fingers squeezed my flesh harder I let out a whimper of his name. For a few seconds it all felt right. He continued kissing down my neck, until he suddenly replied and everything ripped from me in an instant. His hands, his lips, his breath on my skin, all gone.

“Y/N?” my best friend of fifteen years asked in a soft voice and stared me down from next to me on my bed. He grimaced with confusion and concern. Reality flooded back to me in a heartbeat and I remembered we had been watching TV on my bed, we had both gradually lost interest, he had muted it and picked up his book, and I had slipped into a nap. Then I had moaned his name and clearly not just in my dreams.

“Yes?” I breathed, deciding to play dumb.

“Care to share your dream?” Damon asked, eyes fixed on me and book splayed open against his chest. Some amusement had joined the confusion in his face. My pulse quickened.

I quite literally couldn’t find in my brain what to say to him and all I could do was watch the emotions evolve in his expressions.

I had been beating myself up for a while because something had happened about a month ago and I had completely lost my mind, I thought. Seeing my best friend in a non-platonic light was simply unthinkable. But, gosh, that soft stare of his and that bottom lip gently caught between his teeth!

“Will you close your eyes?” he asked after too long a silence on my end.

I stared at him instead, for a long time, barely breathing. He asked again and I recognised something stirring wildly in his gaze. I couldn’t remember anything ever having been this serious between us before. It frightened me and I resorted to doing what he asked of me.

With my breath shallow and shaky and eyes softly closed, at last I felt Damon’s lips gently press against mine. My brain stopped working for a minute but then the only thing I could think to do was to reach my hand out, finding his chest was rid of the book and it was turning towards me. Closer, closer, closer. Until my hand was locked between our beating chests and he was determinedly kissing down my jaw and neck.

I wanted his lips everywhere on me and I blushed wildly at the thought. I had been doing a fine job at suppressing all these emotions for the last month, but he was making it really hard for me now.

“Damon,” I started when his lips jumped to my lower stomach and his fingers began to hook into my waistband. He glanced up from under his golden fringe and my stomach fluttered at the eye contact. My toes were twitching wildly with nerves and excitement. Really I didn’t want him to stop for even a second, but it was all so weird.

He simply smiled calmly at me and kissed my skin again while my sweatpants were pulled down my legs. That smile of his had calmed me so many times before and for the next moment I felt at ease. I even closed my eyes and let a half shaky but deep breath out, and I allowed his warm palms to spread my thighs apart.

“My god, you’re wet,” he whispered, astounded. “Dream-me is that good, huh?”

I laughed but my cheeks burned with embarrassment, impulsively trying to close my legs again and reaching to push his shoulders away. But he stayed and firmly held my legs apart.

“Hey, it’s me,” Damon reminded me in a smooth voice.

“Exactly!” I laughed nervously, finding it nearly impossible to get past the absurdity of having my best friend’s breath fan over my damp underwear while his hands clasped around the inside of my thighs. God, his hands though!

“Exactly,” he echoed in a quiet voice and raised his brows. I knew he was referring to my moaning his very name in my sleep just minutes ago, and I sighed.

Within seconds his lips were back on me again but this time they kissed me through my pants and I thought my heart jumped out of my chest for a moment. He did it again. And again. And he added more pressure and then his tongue. I screwed my eyes shut and at last couldn’t feel anything past the pleasure. For the next few minutes I could hardly recall the embarrassment, as he peeled my underwear to the side and once again buried his face in me.

“Do you wanna say my name again?” Damon tried his luck as I had begun breathing heavily and letting little moans out. His voice vibrated through my abdomen and I felt a hint of my high teasing me momentarily.

“Damon,” I whispered cautiously and felt his teeth against my hot skin as he grinned.

“Mhm,” he murmured into me again and continued lapping up my wetness with his skilled tongue, pushing me towards my edge.

“I’m gonna…” I whined but felt the embarrassment come over me again. “Fuck.. Dames!”

Calling him by his sweet nickname made me cringe for a second, but he continued smirking through his kissing and licking and sucking and I couldn’t stop my thighs from clasping around his head. The orgasm pierced through my body, making my legs tremble and my voice settle in a defeated whimper.

Quickly reality caught up with me again once I made it out of the haze and I was partly mortified as my oldest and best friend kissed up my body again and his lips reconnected with mine.

We spent an eternity kissing between shaky breaths and in my head I yelled at my cheeks until they eventually cooled a tad.

“Can we really do this?” I asked in a barely audible whisper.

“I don’t know if you were here just now but we just did,” he teased and we both laughed, my eyes still closed and our mouths constantly balancing between kissing and breathing.

“Yeah, I guess we did.”

A minute passed of slightly more kissing than breathing and then it evened out again.

“Did you know lately I can hardly breathe around you?” I whispered and barely felt his lips curl into a smirk. I peaked at it slightly but made sure not to look him in the eye.

“Yeah, I noticed,” he mumbled with his smirk widening and a chuckle pouring out of him and into me. I smiled and laughed gently too.

Damon slid off of me but just about everything of his stayed touching me and his head laid just next to mine, noses grazing. There was only breathing for the better half of a minute. At last I felt our familiar comfortable silence coming back to us. I stared at his face and studied his eyes, brows, cheeks and nose and lips. Then my gaze drifted to the ledge where the wall met the ceiling and I let my mind wander to more trivial territory for a breather.

“What are you thinking?” he asked.

“I’m worried what my hair will look like tomorrow if I wear it in a bun to bed,” I answered honestly and instantly I felt the hot breath of his laughter hit my face. We chuckled together and he smiled back at me with twinkling eyes.

“See, this is us!” he insisted. “We still talk about silly things and laugh. Only we have sex too.”

My cheeks flushed red again but I couldn’t stop smiling. I reached my hand out to poke my fingertips around in the side of his hair and let another few moments pass as I pondered.

“Could we also… hold hands?” I suggested, stomach fluttering anxiously again. “And kiss?”

Damon gave me a slight nod.

“And not kiss other people?”

At that his smile grew and he was quick to respond.

“I can’t remember what it’s like kissing anyone else.”

A laugh bubbled inside me and my hand caught his cheek and pressed our lips together again.

“Good job. That was the right answer,” I mumbled into our kiss.

#so i found a rough draft and finished it up :)) don’t know if this means IM BACK WRITING but enjoy this #rewriting the damon-cant-give-head narrative one smut at a time ✊🏼 #lol he’s so weird we hate him huh #blur #britpop #90s #damon albarn #fic #imagine #y/n #damon albarn x reader

[jojo-schmo]

Just Admit It- Part 1

I've been playing around with possible friendship dynamics of the Beast Council for fun!! I love imagining what kind of childhood they could have in the Forgotten Land all together.

What if Carol and Sillydillo are the fun-loving extroverts? Leon is the introverted one who's been smitten by Carol for a really really long time but he's too shy about it? And Gori is the friend who is an excellent observer and will bluntly tell you what he thinks (and maybe has a tendency to get grumpy when things aren't easily going his way).

Somewhat of a prequel to this other doodle comic about Leon and Carol- everyone here is still a kid ^_^

Part 2

#I know beast pack headcanons are so wildly up to interpretation! there's a few canon personality traits and lots of space to fill in betwee #I also just love stories about a group of lifelong friends all doing their best! #so why not play around with them and see what kind of stories about love and friendship they might experience? heehee. #and not all of them are about just Leon and Carol I have other plans!! this is just one of the first ones I have :P #these are quick and very self indulgent but I hope they can still be enjoyable hehe #friend squads for the win!! #also I feel like I draw the beast council a little differently every time I try lol. I'm getting used to them okay they are all so so shape #you should see the first drawings I ever tried to do of them. they are a little rough xD #I'm starting to understand why there's not a TON of content for them. Pretty much everyone except Carol are BUILT DIFFERENT #LEONGAR. WHY is your body and head proportioned like that?! you made me make up my own rules for drawing you!! #sillydillo and your funny little snout! I learned so much studying you! and I have so much work to do with all of you adjakflja #but I guess that's the definition of developing personal art styles huh? #so I guess these funny little stories have the added benefit of getting me more comfortable with the beasts! #ANYWAY that concludes this round of Jojo's director's commentary. like and subscribe #beast pack #clawroline #leongar #sillydillo #gorimondo #beast council #Kirby and the forgotten land #Kirby series #art #caroleon #???? #sHOOT I still don't know the ship name I can't commit to one someone please tell me what it is I don't want to make one up ahh #ask me to tag it and I will happily do so sdjakfljdsla

[milgramenjoyer]

summer mappi ☀️🌻

#milgram #milgram fanart #mahiru shiina #this ones pretty rough I'm sorry haha #I'm trying my best to get better at anatomy but...well...not really working out huh #also just a lazyish sketch!!

[conceptofjoy]

W. Why did they hire a white teacher to an african american studies clas? [Altough maybe if she, y'know, actually studied the topic it wouldn't be so bad]

Even better question, why whould someone NOT KNOW what INTERSECTIONALITY IS in SOCIAL STUDIES CLASS??? HOW THE FUCK DID THEY EVEN ENROLL INTO IT?!? huH??????

lol she was nice but she got on my NERVES sometimes lol. white queer swiftie thats all im gonna say.

theres some things you lose when you have a white teacher teaching anyyyy kind of social studies class. the teacher cant speak from their experiences of being black, and sometimes it fuckin feels like the student's gotta enlighten them on topics that they're barely having the words to piece together (BECAUSE THEY'RE A KID).

like i knew what intersectionality was from a super young age. i knew there would be special challenges i would face because i was a black girl but i didnt know the term for it nor was i taught that was a Thing until i was in high school. i was like a 9th grader and i was like ohhh yeah yep. but for some people this was just a new thing they had to learn for a grade n that's it. toss the word right out their brain after they take a test bc it's not gonna be something they think about out side of school.

i fuckin hate public school.

#d talks #ask #this one social studies experience rlly stuck w me. i was in 9 or 10 grade and we were watching a pretty graphicly explained holocaust vide #in class. when the class was over everyone left however highschoolers do talking w friends running to their next class etc BUT #there was a jewish girl that was heavily sobbing at the table i was at. and i was like holy shit do u need anything but i couldnt stay too #long cause i had another class to go to. and the teacher came up to her and was like that was rough huh. DUDE WHAT THE FUCK. NO SHIT IT WAS #ROUGH. and i was just extreemly fucking. GUH i dont have the words to describe what i was feeling. it just wasnt fair. privledge n shit.

[everysongineverykey]

so-called doomerists when "If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends. And if you want to imagine the future, imagine a boot... no, imagine a sneaker, laces trailing, kicking a pebble; imagine a stick, to poke at interesting things, and throw for a dog that may or may not decide to retrieve it; imagine a tuneless whistle, pounding some luckless popular song into insensibility; imagine a figure, half angel, half devil, all human... Slouching hopefully towards Tadfield. ...for ever."

#good omens #CRYING!!!! finished my second reread since s1 came out #this book genuinely never gets old huh. i can read it over and over. can't say that about many books. #i did love the ending shots of s1 BUT i will never forgive them for not putting this narration in. #the way the last line references 'what rough beast its hour come round at last slouches toward bethlehem to be born' #the last line from the poem the second coming #talking about the antichrist there too! #but this antichrist is just a boy. just a boy. half angel. half devil. all. human. #the last scene of the book where he eats an apple and gets in trouble for it #but 'there never was an apple- in adam's opinion- that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it.' #it was all worth it!! crowley tempting eve and teaching humans that they could be evil was worth it!!! #god. this book looks at a fucked up world with so so many problems #and encourages you to focus on the good in it when all hope seems lost. #and if you want to imagine the future? imagine a happy one #and make it happen. what else can you do...?

[strawbrose]

here's strawberry cosplaying as tillis from burning rangers as part of the burning rangers stream!

#burning rangers #furry #strawbrose #vtuber #who's the one for you to count on won't turn from danger from now on accept the burning rangers they're strong check for yourself see if th #fact's wrong severe violators get your back turn out of darkness rises justice folks who save lives stop crises YEAH uh huh #roughness but is it a tight risk blows to combos doubt it might miss such a scene they're prepared to set (to what?) to handle theirs then

[pianokantzart]

Have you ever seen the works of J. M. W. Turner? Don't know if you'd be interested but he's famous for his lighting

The last one, Regulus, actually has a pretty interesting story with its making.

I have! Mostly in passing though, and I'm a shamed to admit it, but I recognize him mostly from the art gallery in Animal Crossing. I believe that first example is his most famous work. "The Fighting Temeraire," according to google. But I don't recognize the last one at all. That too I shall google...

....oh. wtf

#they straight up pulled the JoJo Torture Dance on this guy huh #some sources say they sewed his eyelids open others say they cut them off #rough stuff either way #art talk #torture tw #give-me-one-good-reason #askbox #not my art #traditional art

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

just realized that the only thing i've fuckijng contributed to ao3 is a bunch of presidential fanfiction and a first couple tag bc their tag didn't exist

#mess in tags #i find it really funny though #like 'oh what tag did you use first on ao3??? there's tags for everything i swear' #'*enter in president name*/*enter in first lady name*. i wrote 3 so far that's actually published' #'...w...what' #'....' #'i thought. you don't. that's not in your works besides 1' #'do you know what anonymous publishing is' #because some fics must be anon-ed im sorry i cant let that be attached to me #the tags wax/knifeplay. blood kink. and rough sx be attached to my fun fluffy NATM works #like oh yeah. i wrote that one smut. huh. it has 100+ hits. huh. 100+ people have read my extremely kinky president smut. huh.-- #--*continues brushing my teeth* #like oh yeah. i've probably written over 40k words of president smut now. huh. *continues brushing my teeth* #AND EVERY DAY I WANT TO DELETE ONE OF THEM #the duality of anon publishing and authored publishing #ANYWAYS

[compacflt]

wip wednesday: hoping to have all the fic revisions up by saturday (long shot tbh) or wednesday!

#idk how i feel about it bc i sure hope ppl weren’t attached to the original fic too much #i think this version is much better but this is what i get for basically posting my rough draft #& only realizing halfway thru writing the next fic that i actually like DO care about how well written it is #anyway #I told myself if the rewrite of ch 8 exceeded 12k i would split it into 2 chapters #it’s at 15k now so you guys are getting an extra wwgattai chapter #turns out a lot happens in 14 years huh #1. 50 y.o. birthday boy asks his bf to be honest after his big birthday bash #(not included in ch 8 rw this one was just for fun) #2. i didn’t want to send Mav to iraq & still don’t but i did want to foreshadow tgm mission in some way so this happened #3. really actually getting into what it means for ice to be at the top finally #there are better excerpts from that section but they don’t make sense ooc so u might have to wait another few days #spending the next few days with friends so hopefully i will get to work on this afterwards #too many tags bitch #top gun #top gun maverick #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #when we get around to talking about it #top gun fanfiction

[myonmukyuu]

ZOZOTOWN x SetsuPomu

Outfits from the collab:

#they are girlfrieds #love live #ayumu uehara #setsuna yuki #setsuayu #ayusetsu #nice to play around with painting blacks in this one #it's a rough work bc Ive been trying to get past artblock; focusing on taking it easy #i really have been drawing a single pair for 2 years huh? LMAO #my art #love live nijigasaki

[sysig]

Still normal don’t even worry about it (Patreon)

#Doodles #ADHD #I was Very nice to my fixation - when it was fixated on the thing I wanted it to be lol #Honestly I wasn't even that mean about the two (2!!) other things it wanted to brain-focus on #Mad about it but in that dopamine way lol #''Can we please get dopamine from this thing and not those other things? Please'' ''Lol'' #That is not an answer! #It is honestly still really interesting data :0 #I've still never successfully forced a fixation but this is at least the second time I've continued a falling fixation #I wonder what the through-line is hahaha <knows the through-line #I was actually very resistant to fixating on the other things because my pride got in the way again lol #To the point where I didn't even write them down until recently pffft yeah that's how that works #''If I don't write them down then they don't count'' Uh Huh #Even if there are Some similarities to the last time I forcefully refixated there are still enough differences to make for interesting data #Like how the last time I had three in conflict did Not go well it was very rough on my brain - but this time was nice :D #Probably helps that the two-pair were kinda-sort from the same source so really I guess it Could be argued that it was just two in conflict #But I'm not counting it that way and since it's my brain and I make the rules that's what matters lol #The next set is one of the fixations you all saw the TV Guide for this week it's fine lol #The other - it's another video game but hmmm I might see about making fanart if/when I actually get to play it myself #It's very silly so I'm gonna hold onto it for a bit longer haha

[minipokeys]

#pokey minch #porky minch #earthbound #gif #thank you to this one person who complained online about how unrealistically competent pokey is like. damn i guess he is huh? #i think about that often... i imagine pokey gets results but his process would be pretty rough looking. #i was thinking about that when making this gif. him getting by as best as he can #i mean he is a kid. even if he is skilled or has the info he has little to no experience

[magnoliamyrrh]

one of the sadest things ive heard lately tbh

i reached out to an old friend of mine whose mexican-american to catch up but also to tell him man i dont remember if you have any family left in armenia i just wanted to say hope theyre safe and im sorry for everything thats happening

.... it has been weeks since it escalated. he thanked me and said it meant a lot bc im the first and only person to say anything to him abt it :((((

#despite how frequently he talks abt being half aremanian and what it means to him and the genocide and everything #. one of the stupidest things i also remember him complaining about is american idiots hearing he wasnt #just mexican but armenian and thinking that somehow made him american white and he had like less #right to talk about opression and issues and shit #like godddd 💀💀💀💀 you god forsaken idiots who think the whole world falls into your american discourses #are armenians privileged now when barely anything is being done and its barely talked about huh? #you think 'white' is what matters in this generations long conflict u bafoons #cant comprehend that the ppl u consider white bc theyre orthodox have been horribly opressed and #genocided for so long and have such a rough history because of the ppl u dont consider white bc theyre turks and muslims 💀💀 #so you really feel comfortable instantly dismissing the horrors suffered by armenia. because your american pea brains cant #wrap ur mind arounf this? #-_- my frustration during so many convos we had abt so many things is coming back

[keeps-ache]

ggghhg i hate vehiclessssssss ghghghhghhhhh [dies dies dies forever]

#just me hi #i'm going to get right back to it but i need to complain or i'll turn into a stale loaf of Bread lmao :3👍 #so here it is. why's it gotta be so hard hhghfh #okay buildings suck i hate buildings. but also they don't make me want to immediately explode at the merest hint of actually drawing them #vehicles?? Vehicles ???? i am going to just. what if i just put everyone in magical cardboard boxes and did that huh. what is the point !! #i have to draw motorcyclessss and carssssss and i'm okay with bikes to a degree actually <3 and horsessssssss and truckssssssssssss #god forbid you pick an older model with like 20 articles on it cuz most of them are going to only have a side profile and 3/4s view of that #dang thing. which yea sounds manageable 'why is this a problem keeps' i cannot properly see the FRONT #i have to guess?? i have to Guess ???? my dearest wish i think i'm just going to live in the sewers. with the sewer creatures #GGHHHHHHHHHHHH #i am going to practice drawing this stupid thing that i'm going to use for like 7 panels MAX and then i'm going to commit a FOUL crime. lik #rearranging someone's usual playlist without them knowing so they're confused every time they listen to it afterwards #//okay enough of that. we're good hbfhsfh :3 #i have done other things today ! i've actually made a rough timeline for pi.e so thaaaat's cool :D #that and found a cool artist to follow on pillowfort. i. forgor their user but they have cool art .w. #/also i'm past the halfway mark on this first chapter which is !!! #i don't want to jinx myself cuz i know i'm really good at that hfhsv - but i think i'll start storyboarding the next part if i can get a #couple more pages done :D #//also the cowboy au grows stronger everyday hhhgfshvbh #i kind of knew some sort of au was inevitable but i did not think it would be an old west one loll :3 #still trying to figure out the logistics #i wanna find some good historical fiction from those eras (1860s-70s) but i do not have the brain space for it rn fbhs - so this will do :> #it won't have any of the magic or gods i think bc of that but i'm having fun regardless :D #it Does have some occult though. because i was playing the story for my brother and i Do enjoy scaring him hhbvhfhsfvh #there are devils on the ranch!! or are they devils?? he hasn't gotten that far yet lol :> #//i also may have some sort of weird lean towards the spooky because Somehow each of my stories end up containing some sort of thriller #element?? lmao rip my siblings #but it never happens on purpose. again; rip my siblings hfhhvsh #//oo running out of tag space lol <//3 #i shall return. probably with more wip stuff cuz i started like 4 canvases in 2 days hhghghdvs - toodles !!