#three part joke

[butchdykenormallen]

GUYS WHERE THE FU]

#loser_txt.png #three part joke #2/3

[spacedace]

Quick dp x dc prompt:

The BatFam finds out via getting tagged a million times on any and all social media sites that Damian apparently got drunkenly married to Jon & Elle while the three were in Las Vegas.

And that alone is making them all lose their collective minds, but somehow there's yet still more on top of that punch in the face because apparently the three didn't get married as Damian Wayne, Jon Kent and Elle Nightingale.

Oh no, that'd be way too easy to handle when it came to how the press and wider world reacted to the youngest son and until very recently one of the most eligible bachelors in the world getting married at three in the morning in a haunted-house themed 24-hour Vegas chapel by a guy dressed up like Zombie Elvis.

No, instead the three of them got married as civilian Damian Wayne and very much not civilians Superboy/Jon-El the Son of Superman and Nomad/Stella Phantom the Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms.

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also bonus meme stuff, this is absolutely how Damian, Jon and Elle greet the paparazzi upon stumbling out of the chapel and the images being shared absolutely everywhere. Steph frames them and hangs them up as the three's "Wedding Photos" because she finds it absolutely hilarious:

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc writing prompt #super serious chaos #Super Serious Chaos #damian wayne #jon el kent #jon kent #dani phantom #danielle phantom #superfam #batfam #ghost king danny #batfam & superfam are losing their collective minds over this #meanwhile the rest of the justice league is playing rock paper scissors on who is gonna have to break the news to King Phantom #Danny for his part thinks its hilarious #but its even *funnier* to not tell anyone that and let them think he's pissed about it #Dick *specifically told* Damian not to get wasted and marry anyone when the three of them went on this trip #He said it as a *joke* but *still* what the hell Damian

[rosyredlipstick]

“you shouldnt put too much in the note section on ao3″ “long notes throw readers out of the story” what the fuck are you talking about. that is my jokes corner. 

#a refrigerator door for my zingers if you would. #the deal is i write free little stories and then i have three paragraphs of jokes about the story afterward #the jokes are the best part what the FUCK #ao3 #rosy posts

[nafohcnis]

Oh what a day !!!

#Direct ispiration from What A Day by Shel Silverstein #I was looking through one of the books and saw THAT POEM AND I FLIPPED OUT TO MY FRIEND CUZ IT WAS SO PERFECT.. #even though i changed literally three of those lines #the grey part was FROM THE ORIGINAL though... #trolls branch #branch #bitty b #baby branch #I guess he's more toddler branch here... whatevr! #the original poem was actually a joke because the boy's tuba wasnt playing and its cause his brother was in it. but um. not anymor. #SAD BRANCH GO! #trolls baby branch #babysbdstrbesjdhg... #trolls #dw trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #idrudis #shel silverstein poems scared me SO bad as a kid

[3-aem]

MY BRAINS NOT WORKING AND THE CUTE BOY I WORK WITH KEEPS CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR THIS IS SO AHAIWIAKSDHDGRRRRHRNE

#dhakaksdjs fuckdwkufeisfjsjajsueei #im using a translator and it keeps outputting 您 instead of 你 and he keeps calling it out like bro ur making it awkward #AND IM LIKE SORRY I CANT ACTUALLY WRITE IN THIS LANGUAGE IM REALLY DU M. BB #also he offered to take over the last part bc i was like hi its almost 9pm here and i literally cannot think anymore #like i am certain its a very easy last part my brain is just finished #i feel so bad bc i wanted to push this proj over the line #this company is so intense i am so baby i am so tired #hugging my cat and rubbing my gross face all over his gross body #me in vc trying to figure out how to say: it was broken earlier idk how it was fixed u saw it was broke tho right #but all that came out was: in the past it was….problematic… *20 yr silence* #before he awkwardly went: um its okay i dont think this is necessary also u have lint issues #and i was just like ya….i know 😭 #its ambiguous to some of my teammates if i just dont understand them or if im fking dumb #its probably both im ngl #the blank stare i have on my face is first from trying to comprehend what the actual words they are saying mean #and then to comprehend what technical concept they are trying to convey #using like 50% of the information i managed to parse out #also im used to literally spending 30-40% of the working day talking smack #now i try to crack and joke and everyone is like three this isnt the time #three we are all gonna be hear past 9pm working this isnt the time

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Aw, don't worry Peppino, we have no intention of hurting anyone!

[Gently and in a friendly pat on the shoulder]

Moreover, with our new abilities, we could help you with your work, if you need it of course :]

Peppino: "Oh no no, yeah, it's fine! There's a bunch of disembodied hands floating around and touching me, this is fine!"

Peppino: "Jeez! Is it hot in here, or is it just me!?"

Gustavo: (If I had a nickel every time this happened...)

Pep: "...Mrr...?"

Pep: "...!"

Pep: "Doog ton! Doog ton! Onippep rof hcum oot ekam! Revo- Revo ot yrt ton od esaelp- Sdneirf on on on!"

Peppino: "!?"

Gustavo: "... Thanks, Brick."

Pep: "..."

Gustavo: "-Alright, just breathe. It's okay, we got you."

Pep: "Um... Really sorry, Peppino and Gustavo..."

Peppino: "It's alright, Pep. It wasn't your fault."

Pep: "Is Peppino... Mad at friends...? Gustavo... Mad at friends...?"

Peppino: "No no, I'm not mad! It was-a just... A lot all at once..."

Gustavo: "They were just excited and wanted to help! I can't be mad at the enthusiasm!"

Pep: "... Okay..."

Peppino: "Look Pep, it's alright. We're all okay now. I don't-a mind if your friends want to help, we just might need to put some rules down to avoid anyone getting overwhelmed again."

Pep: "... Okay..."

Peppino: "We can talk to your friends. You can rest with Brick again, yeah?"

Pep: "... Yes."

(Do not worry, your hands are not gone forever! Just temporarily unsummoned by the master controls Pep somehow button mashed to.)

#pizza tower #fake peppino #peppino spaghetti #gustavo #brick the rat #translation: “No no no friends! Please do not try to over- Over- Make too much for Peppino! Not good! Not good!” #(the word Pep was looking for was 'overwhelm') #story post #hand rights REVOKED (for like a post) #so that's three panic attacks for Pep and one for Peppino all in about 12 in universe hours yippee #I love these guys I swear! #or maybe you guys stop giving me fodder to torment them with! (joking/lighthearted) #ALSO UNRELATED weird to colour Peppino without the shadow over his eyes! Like it's a part of him where it go??? #tho I say that and Pep's shadow is /actually/ part of him and that is very amusing to me #okay time to go I am so sleepy again!!!

[fraldariussy]

#the bad quality is part of the joke guys #fe3h #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #sylvain gautier #felix fraldarius #i can’t stop clowning dimitri i’m sorry #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #fe3h byleth #claude von riegan #lindhart von hevring #ashe duran

[moonlit-orchid]

"final problem" this, "final problem" that

You know what I'm waiting for?

The three Garridebs

Specifically That One Scene in The Three Garridebs

If we do not get that scene, I will cry

If we do get that scene, I... will probably also cry but for a different reason

Anyway, The Three Garridebs is the one I'll be waiting for

#the final problem part is a joke btw #i am also terrified of that one #this is coming from the one whos read the acd books at age tweleve and has half the stories memorised #I KNOW IT WILL BE FINE BUT HAVING TO HEAR THEM COPE WITH THAT JUST AGSJAOKAKALA #sherlock and co #iykyk regarding the three garridebs

[mitskiluvr]

i only know vague details about the apollo justice trilogy like: something something the dark age of law, goth felon turned into a prosecutor, and narumitsu got married and went on a europe trip

#three critical details and that’s all i know #ace attorney #apollo justice #dual destinies #spirit of justice #aa4 #aa5 #aa6 #and there’s a space center???? #simon blackquill #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #guys the married part is a joke ok i know they didn’t actually get married but it sure sounds like it

[mistbornthief]

so i cant help but notice that two (2) times, twice, when Zhuge Qing and Wang Ye were shown, it immediately cut to the only real prominent established couple in the show -

exhibit a)

exhibit b)

additional evidence exhibit c) - that time when Wang Ye was perfectly comfortable walking around Zhuge Qing shirtless but got uncomfy when Feng BaoBao commented on him being hot when he was clothed

and also, just for funsies, exhibit d)

in conclusion, Your Honor

gay. and also married. the defense rests

#focusing on them to get over my tears not a joke #ignore the parts where the show continued to show all of the other characters in a montage. thats irrelevant #i am nobody #i am nobody cdrama #its so funny to me like. they spoke for a total of 20 min before wang ye's arc and then after just three days #just three days!! he's walking around him half naked?? they had to be fucking the entire time like you dont just do that #that scene on the bench was just so......fucking romantic

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

3l!grian is frequently depicted as a tragic figure and sometimes i wonder if we even watched the same series

#like yes he is tragic. every character in the series is tragic but i think hes easily the least tragic of the winners #(except maybe cleo. i have my own thoughts about how cleos victory plays into her core themes and why its not as joyous or triumphant as #cleo the players and the fandom at large make it seem that i will have to make a real post about at some point) #grian dies Laughing. he smiles and calls it a dual victory before the final fight. his last words are “its been amazing.” #to me Grians arc is about how he came in with this sense of mirth. had it ripled away by the reality when his joke gets Scar killed. #and then rediscovers it as he learns that the horror of their circumstances doesn't need to keep him from delight #plus also ive never seen a man more delighted to explode three of his friends #ill also bring up that Martyns lore has Grian involved in the games explicitly to COMBAT the angst #that Grians inherent silliness and joy makes the players less hopeless as they meet their endings #and theres obviously parts of martyns lore i can take or leave but this is one area where Eyes and Ears lines up very well with what actions #the characters take and so im happy to bring it up #unlike other parts such as “limlife pearl and cleo retained more trauma between seasons than any player has before” #which i do directly refute as it doesn't seem to line up with the way the characters act and the story plays out #thats for another post though #my point here is 3l grian was having the time of his life and i think there are some fanon interpretationd that disregard that #which theyre free to do im definitely someone who has ignored canon plenty of times in the past (glances at worm) #but i think this is the sort of thing that makes the canon more interesting and compelling #anyway. um. rambled longer than i meant to there #grian #trafficblr #3rd life #3rd life smp #3lsmp

[butchdykenormallen]

sorry. we put our boyfriend through a portal. i dont know where hy went. yeah hys terrified. sorry

#loser_txt.png #three part joke #1/3

[interstate35south]

i love when people draw all the mxtx protagonists together but i’ll be real the generic anime boy face curse is alive and well

more often than not the art itself is fantastic it just takes me like a solid minute to figure out who’s who. bonus points if lbh is robbed of his wavy hair and the only way i can tell him apart from wwx is his forehead

#mxtx #tgcf #mdzs #svsss #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #mo dao zu shi #scum villian self saving system #hua cheng doesn’t tend to be a problem but wwx and lbh. man #also not technically a protag but honorable mention to my favorite guessing game “is it shen qingqiu or male shi qingxuan” #i must admit i am a victim of same face syndrome as well but it gets worse when they remove distinguishing features #i’m still talking abt lbh’s hair btw. i feel very strongly about his hair #every other character and their mother already has long straight black hair let him have a little fun #i love you three mxtx characters with not straight hair #also not necessarily a features thing but part of my beef with generic anime boy face is that they all look early 20s which is propaganda #listen wangxian being in their thirties is SO important to me you guys don’t understand #teenage hualian is not real to me i don’t believe in it we’ve already established that #but i’d at least like SOME indication that they’re not all the same age #i love you artists that draw san lang and hua cheng visibly different i love you artists that draw wwx and mxy visibly different #bottom line is pls give them more distinguishing features or i gotta do it myself #half joking but also this shit gets serious

[bluecubeblues]

omiiigawshhhh THEY ARE SO FRIEND SHAPED

little guys. such blorbos.

anyways why is circe afraid flying?

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#jsab #just shapes and beats #jsab fanart #ask #jsab circle #jsab triangle #circe #iris #OUGH ok i think this one took me like two or three days #bc i was slowly chipping away at it #ahhh clouds are difficult to draw. i hope this looks and sounds good ! #this may or may not be brought up again later #doing my best not to over explain things augh #OH AND THE “tweet” PART IS A JOKE. its just a silly pun #twitter is not real in jsab world you can rest easilt

[drdemonprince]

i think in the past few weeks i finally overcame the long slow soul curshing burnout i fell into after writing my last two books and breaking up with a partner of over 10 years. lately i have been feeling ENERGIZED and excited by future projects rather than bitter and resentful about needing to do anything, and im more tolerant of stimulation rather than being so extremely stress averse that i cancel anything that requires much energy. my energy is feeding into itself now. perfect time to fuck it all up by writing another book.

#im joking because it is the IDEA behind this new book that in part has me so energized #and the plan for it is far more actionable and simple than my last two books which were Ordeals to write tho worthy ones #im also giving myself a six month timeline to write it tho books only take me three typically #and im gonna load my weekends with lots of fun things and socializing and some of my week nights too so as to keep things in balance #WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!!!

[inamindfarfaraway]

I love that we're getting focus on Chris Rodriguez early in the TV show, so that we have time to get invested in him before he a) betrays the camp and b) is driven so insane that only Dionysus can cure him. Knowing him beforehand will also make his relationship with Clarrisse, friendship and romance, feel more interesting.

What other cool, fun, not-heartbreaking characters will the show give more attention and depth? Silena Beauregarde? Charlie Beckendorf? Micheal Yew? Castor and Pollux? I can't wait!

#can you imagine the gut punch of having castor and pollux be recurring minor characters #always together #the classic either very similar or very different twins trope #with jokes about dionysus being their dad and more insight into that awkward relationship #that's their shtick like the stoll brothers except the comedy premise is 'mr d is their dad' which really does write itself #they're well-established as both part of the camp's normal and one of those 'two-in-one' side character duos #then after over three seasons of this castor dies in battle #and we don't see the death but when we next see pollux castor just. isn't there #and we Know #only one thing could have separated those two and it looks like pollux is missing at least an arm (and hurts accordingly) #and when we next see dionysus he's exactly as broken as a father who's lost a son would be #so different from how we've seen any other god emote about their children #and it sinks in that he actually was present in castor's life for years and now that's gone #it isn't 'well the view from olympus is different now and my name is stained with failure. drat' but the weight of #'he won't sit at my table tomorrow' 'he will never play pinocle with me again even though it bores him because he secretly likes me' #and so on and on and on forever #because he's never coming back. we will never see castor AND pollux again #enjoy your fantasy series kids! war is worse than hell because it hurts the undeserving! #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #pjo disney+ #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo