#Super Serious Chaos

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Quick dp x dc prompt:

The BatFam finds out via getting tagged a million times on any and all social media sites that Damian apparently got drunkenly married to Jon & Elle while the three were in Las Vegas.

And that alone is making them all lose their collective minds, but somehow there's yet still more on top of that punch in the face because apparently the three didn't get married as Damian Wayne, Jon Kent and Elle Nightingale.

Oh no, that'd be way too easy to handle when it came to how the press and wider world reacted to the youngest son and until very recently one of the most eligible bachelors in the world getting married at three in the morning in a haunted-house themed 24-hour Vegas chapel by a guy dressed up like Zombie Elvis.

No, instead the three of them got married as civilian Damian Wayne and very much not civilians Superboy/Jon-El the Son of Superman and Nomad/Stella Phantom the Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms.

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also bonus meme stuff, this is absolutely how Damian, Jon and Elle greet the paparazzi upon stumbling out of the chapel and the images being shared absolutely everywhere. Steph frames them and hangs them up as the three's "Wedding Photos" because she finds it absolutely hilarious:

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc writing prompt #super serious chaos #Super Serious Chaos #damian wayne #jon el kent #jon kent #dani phantom #danielle phantom #superfam #batfam #ghost king danny #batfam & superfam are losing their collective minds over this #meanwhile the rest of the justice league is playing rock paper scissors on who is gonna have to break the news to King Phantom #Danny for his part thinks its hilarious #but its even *funnier* to not tell anyone that and let them think he's pissed about it #Dick *specifically told* Damian not to get wasted and marry anyone when the three of them went on this trip #He said it as a *joke* but *still* what the hell Damian

[dclovesdanny]

#dc x dp #dcxdp #funny #super serious chaos #constant death #bad blood #super brain dead #space princesses #night birds #anger management #dead serious #dead on main #dead tired #death defying #my polls

[brekitten]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Danny Fenton & Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Jonathan Samuel Kent/Danielle "Dani" Phantom/Damian Wayne Characters: Danny Fenton, Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Jonathan Samuel Kent, Damian Wayne, Vlad Masters Additional Tags: Hurt No Comfort, Fentonic 2024 (Danny Phantom), Angst, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Melting, shackles, mentions of pain, Spiralling, Dissociation, Minor Character Death, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Implied/Referenced Torture, no beta we die like vlad after damian is done with him Series: Part 17 of Cat Soulmates Fentonic 2024 Spoilers Summary:

Vlad has kidnapped Ellie. Damian, Danny and Jon will stop at nothing to save her.

They don't realise they might be too late.

Melting | Shackles

Warning: Please read the tags. This is not a happy fic.

Day 17 isn't a happy fic yall (tho really, the prompts aren't happy, so what'd you expect lol). I only regret one thing, and you'll understand once you read it. @catnek-writing-things

#fentonic2024 #melting #shackles #dpxdc #ellie phantom #jon kent #damian wayne #danny fenton #super serious chaos #angst #open ending #sorry yall #this one almost broke me a little #if that tells you anything #please read the warnings #i regret everything and nothing

[deimostes]

two immortal beings from outer space walk into the olympic games

#sonic the hedgehog #super mario bros #shadow the hedgehog #princess rosalina #amy rose #chao #shadow chao #dark chao #rusty the chao #sonic and mario #digital #god if a serious sonic/mario crossover eventually happens i want em to explore shadow n rosalina's shared immortality n space origins as a #subplot of sorts. which they will not do. #also im learning csp this is the first full bg ive done in it wahoo!!! #EDIT. ADDED THE CHAO EMOTE BALL LAST SECOND LOL #fanart

[marinaiguess]

I think about this specific part of the sonic frontiers synospis every day and it makes me wanna crawl on the floor while crying like a baby

“Sonic must race against time to discover the truth, save his friends and maybe even save himself at the same time.”

Of course the mf prioritizes his friends over himself, that’s what he always does. Of course he would sacrifice himself if that meant that his friends would be safe in the long run. I just adore how much he values them and how he would do literally anything to protect them. 

On the other hand, it is implied that there is a possibility he might actually not make it in time to save himself (we all know he’s not going to die, obviously). But I’m really curious as to how he will be saved. Since he transforms into Super Sonic from so early on, this time, the Chaos Emeralds won’t solve this final, if you will, problem, so who will save him?

#maybe even save himself #this time it's serious #could the story be inspired by the metal virus arc from the idw comics? #i guess we'll never know #sonic frontiers spoilers #sonic frontiers #super sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #chaos emeralds

[lesbiancarat]

and bc i have good omens brainrot this made me think of aziraphale's "you're being silly" to crowley this season

#it feels a little weird seeing them interact in an interview context and not acting #mostly bc jun is soooo much sillier and less serious than ling chao #but these interviews are super fun they're both so cute #melia.txt

[redysetdare]

Sometimes I think abt saying a controversial fandom opinion just to see what would happen

#text #sometimes i just feel like creating drama for the funny #like haha yess yessss chaos #tbh this is over petty fandom stuff not super serious stuff #things like liking or disliking a popular character or a ship #idk what makes me wanna do it but it takes so much will power to not lmao

[poetryinsepiatones]

i love emailing my therapist

#i wanted to be a super serious blog #but no #this is my destiny #i am designed to cause chaos #and be dumb #therapy #therapist #funny #funny quotes #lol #mommy issues #am i mentally ill? #or just really funny?

[hollypies]

Ah, so terribly sorry to hear about the surgery date! You got this, aight? Happy early birthday, mate.

AGH I forgot to answer this I'm sos sorry!!!

It's in four days so weeee.. I mean it'll be fine but I'm still nervous! Specially cuz I won't be conscious for my bday an I won't won't get cake

:(

And thanks!! Sorry again for answering this so late agh agh

#holly answers #original character chaos #pardon me i can be stupid sometimes/j #for real though its been busy an i just kept forgetting. adhd moment #but thanks!!! #the day after my surgery im probably just gonna rest an such #also this isnt a super serious surgery so dont worry to much! #ive had it done before and its not that bad its just nerve-wracking

[maskofvenus]

I call dibs on the next supreme court justice opening!! And everyone knows its first come first serve obviously.

#politics #us politics #supreme court #law #meme #text #shitpost #im actually serious #i wanna that job #super cushy and i get bribes #also i have a long way to go because im young #usa #news meme #also i would be a diversity hire #it would also keep me from risking my life in dumb ways #please #i want it #pretty please #facts #lgbt #tumblr #chaos #i promise not to abuse my power too much #<3 #i also like cheese

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Jon, Kon, Tim and Damian all chatting, and start musing on their various anxieties about going dark side and how they would stop each other.

Elle wanders in and only catches the last bit where Jon and Damian are referencing world domination and is just like:

Elle: Oh, are we going dark side? Who do you guys need me to fight? I can body just about anyone in the League but I'm pretty sure Batman had some tricks up his sleeve to deal with me so we'll have to account for that. I know you guys aren't gonna want to kill anyone in your families, but I'm pretty sure I could alter the nightmare dimension to be less, you know, nightmare-y while still keeping it inescapable so that's an option -

Jon: W h a t

Damian: We are not going "dark side" Nightingale...probably.

Jon: Definitely! Definitely no dark side!

Elle, relieved: Oh thank the Ancients, that was gonna be such a bummer

Tim: Jesus Christ you didn't even hesitate

Kon: You didn't even need any kind of justification. Did you just hear Jon say "take over the world" and that was all you needed???

Elle: I mean, yeah? I wouldn't be happy about it but I'm not just gonna let Jolly and Day go and take over the world without me.

Jon: I'm not sure if I should feel touched or worried...

Damian: Are you seriously saying your loyalty to us is greater than your duty to the world?

Elle: Day I would crack the universe in half and devour the souls everyone who ever so much mildly inconvenienced you two if you asked.

Tim & Kon: *fear.jpg*

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #kon el kent #kon kent #connor kent #tim drake #jon el kent #jon lane kent #jon kent #damian wayne #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #super serious chaos #the scariest part for Tim & Kon is the realization that all 3 of them are equally ride or die for each other #completely unhinged and devoted to each other #tim & kon are also secretly happy to know their little brothers' girlfriend cares about them so much #elsewhere bruce is frantically updating his files and trying to figure out how to account for this

[whimsicalpdf]

ok im really bad at it but im really enjoying learning arabic ❣ i can sort of parse very basic vocab (WRITTEN DOWN) (spoken is a whole other ballpark) and im just trying to get used to the keyboard tbh ... tell me why i spent an age searching for ب when it was right next to ي THAT I'D JUST TYPED!! but its really fun and im excited to get better

#chaos whispers #chaos learns arabic #<- might post about my shenanigans >:) #i have this adorable notebook that im going to start writing vocab and stuff in #nothing super serious but im going to just build it into my routine and hopefully it'll add up and i'll have a gorgeous notebook #filled with arabic!! i already know how to write it ، so tbh the hard part is finding letters on keyboard :(

[brekitten]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Damian Wayne, Jonathan "Jon" Kent Additional Tags: Danielle "Dani" Phantom is Called Ellie, Plushies, Chaos, Fentonic 2024 (Danny Phantom), Eventual Super Serious Chaos Series: Part 11 of Cat Soulmates Fentonic 2024 Spoilers Summary:

Ellie has a plushy, causes chaos, and makes two new friends. That's it. That's the fic.

Chaos | Plushy

Yall can thank @catnek-writing-things for Day 11, because I wrote, like, part of two conversations. Wasn't a good writing day, apparently. But enjoy!

#fentonic2024 #plushy #chaos #ellie phantom #jon kent #damian wayne #dpxdc #eventual super serious chaos #ellie is a chaos gremlin #she has a penguin plush named albert happy feet #its cute #look we didnt write angst this time #yall should be proud #this will be continued #just stay tuned

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

Look okay like I can't stop with the headcanons someone send help.

Between being married to a chef, and prior to that being the primary cook in my household from age sixteen to twenty-four, I absolutely love cooking. It's been one of my passions for years.

So we're doing headcanons about Reader asking the OPLA boys to cook with them.

Obligatory Sanji foodporn gif for purely aesthetic purposes

Not to be dramatic but I could watch that all day.

In the Kitchen

SFW

Definitely on the fluffy side.

LA!Sanji X Reader, LA!Zoro X Reader, LA!Shanks X Reader, LA!Mihawk X Reader, LA!Buggy X Reader

Sanji

"—and this is a boning knife, and this is a santoku, and this is a mezzaluna, and—"

Please.

Please please please cook with him. It will make his entire year.

You could wake him up out of a dead sleep at two in the morning and tell him you want to cook with him, and he'll be wide awake and literally dragging you into the kitchen in excitement.

You sharing in his passion is far more important than anything else.

And you'd best believe he's going to use it as an excuse to be even more flirty than usual.

Standing behind you with one arm around your waist while he shows you the best way to hold a knife to keep your wrist from cramping.

Kissing you on the cheek, brushing his lips to your neck, praising you for absolutely every little thing.

There's a very good chance this entire operation is going to devolve into a kitchen make-out session.

Zoro

"Hey, uh...is this supposed to smell like smoke?"

Just bear with him, he's trying.

Tells you he could probably burn a pot of boiling water if he tried hard enough.

You absolutely believe him.

Gets super frustrated about cutting his finger trying to dice an onion but absolutely refuses to give up. Unfortunately his frustration makes him even more clumsy with the knife and...oops.

Tries to multi-task like you do...and definitely ends up burning something.

Sitting at the table afterwards, tapping his foot and sulking about you having to put band-aids on his fingers. Says he's probably going to stick to swords after this...

...But secretly, he's pretty sure if you ever ask him again, he'll do it. He's too stubborn to give up for one, and for another he honestly enjoyed the experience with you despite the chaos.

Shanks

"Ooh, can we do that thing where you pour booze in the pan and it goes up in flames?"

So excited about this, living his best life like always.

Trying to flip the knife in the air and catch it and nearly dropping it on his toe instead.

Literally like a little kid.

He's got a little bit of know-how around the kitchen, but there's definitely room for improvement.

Gets beyond excited about getting anything right, especially if you praise him for it.

Standing behind you with his arm around your waist to watch how you do things, his cheek or his chin resting on your shoulder, just smiling while he listens to you explain the process.

Honestly he's just having a brilliant time doing anything at all with you.

Mihawk

"Are we absolutely certain this doesn't need more wine?"

He's way better at it than you expected, honestly—but then again, he has been living alone for literal years, so it's not that much of a stretch.

No, you may not use his cross-knife to peel potatoes with, no matter how much it resembles a paring knife, stop asking.

Cooking and wine absolutely go hand in hand with him—whether the recipe involves wine or not (but if he's choosing it probably does), he's still having a glass.

Pretty competitive about who's better at making what, but in a less serious and more playful manner.

Pulling out all the stops to ensure you're impressed—you're going to be making something incredibly fancy and classic, like Coq a Vin or Duck Cassoulet.

Absolutely iron focus—if he's cutting vegetables or seasoning something and you're trying to talk to him, there's a fair chance he won't even hear you at first.

Prefers slower methods of cooking—things that need to simmer for a while, braising, so on and so forth. More time to drink wine.

Buggy

"Penne for your thoughts? Don't give me that look, you know I'm hilarious."

An excuse to play with knives? Sign him the hell up.

Telling you he worked in the kitchen when he was on Roger's crew, but failing to mention all he did was wash dishes.

He has no idea what he's doing but he's having a simply marvelous time of it.

The food puns. Dear gods the food puns are unending. You're probably going to end up cutting yourself from either laughing or groaning incessantly.

He's definitely going to detach his hands and chill at the table or sit on the counter while they do the work for him.

Manages to catch something on fire within minutes (and you're ninety-nine percent sure it was intentional).

Just reveling in the chaos while you're rushing to get the baking soda to pour over said fire and clap a lid on the pan.

Don't leave him unattended if you value the continued functionality of your kitchen.

#opla #dracule mihawk #mihawk one piece #one piece fanfiction #fluff #one piece headcanons #mihawk opla #mihawk x reader #shanks opla #shanks #one piece shanks #shanks x reader #zoro x reader #zoro opla #one piece zoro #one piece sanji #sanji x reader #opla sanji #sanji #buggy opla #buggy one piece #buggy x reader

[keypaa]

Astrology Observations No.4

<3 TW

I use the whole sign system

Mars-Saturn hard aspects struggle with sexual encounters at first and have a poor relationship with intimicy.They may loose their virginity later than others and that‘s good yk never loose sahahah

Mars in leo/degrees can be known for their drive (that one girl in my class is super intelligent and everyone knows that) Since leo rules fame it makes more than sence✮⋆˙

Moon in cancer (if developed) can talk about that they just cried over an quite little duck running around without being ashamed of pointing out their own vulnerability (ma sweethearts) That is because cancers ruler is moon

Venus in aquarius always have something to do with animes and they live for video games and their friends. Nevertheless you can be their partner but sometimes they put their friends first 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔

Mercury in taurus thinkkkk before they talk, might talk slow and come of as seriøs

Wait jupiter in 3rd house just get a lot of money from family members $♡

Venus in 11th house post their favorite things online ( your pets, your playlists…) 💋

4th house in aries: your home environment is wild, full of chaos and passion at the same time ✮⋆˙

Saturn-Pluto: The relationship to your father changed or transformed you. Some people with this placement are not in contact with their father anymore or just see him once in a while

Moon-Jupiter individuals get lucky if they show their emotions (others try to emphasize with them or they get help) also depends on other aspects ☼

Trust me libra mercury knows how to charm others or themselfes out of uncomfy situations with their words

Mercury in aries try to help you through telling you the solution to your problem (you might get mad but they just wanna help) lovely cookies of mine

Lilith-Mc no one believes that you are innocent. Oh you are a virgin,they will assume you have stds because apperently they assume that you fucked around the town and bānged your friend friends their exes and boyfriends/girlfirends plus their grandfather-mothers

Uranus-Venus positive =tip try to work if problems in relationships accure

How Uranus-Venus hard aspects behave= They may jump to the next person and think that working on relationships are not worth it if you have serious problems or if they don‘t see growth quickly. But that doesn't mean that they will leave you just that they do not have time for bullshit

Venus in pisces need a lot of time to recover if they get hurt but they will die for you

Sag moon have the opinion that getting distracted is good (especially with friends,loved ones). These folks don't believe in telling you their feelings that much

Specific but scorpio pluto in leo degree are known for their dark deep feelings and pain

Jupiter in libra generation loves money, some more others less ˗ˏˋ✩ˎˊ˗

Please listen Mercury-Asc people in combinition with Venus tense aspect with Mars, you are not ugly people always talked about your appearence and that makes you always think about how you look. Mercury=thoughts,Asc=Appearence. TW! Body dismorphia can be the case, if so I hug you and advice you to get help¡

Why do aries individuals often have some type of allergy it isn't normal anymore hahaha

TW! Most borderliners have intense aspected moons or gemini, leo or aries moons. Gemini moons have a maze of mind and will overthink everything and then turn into an empty minded person in one split second (typical for BPD), leo moons suffer from people pleasing and having a high opinion of themselfes turn into low low self esteem issues, and them aries moons show their emotions impulsifly or act on them impulsifly. I am not a professional but I am here to make you aware, I observed it in soo many charts, you know best if you show signs! It is more than important to get help :)

Neptune-Asc everyone seems to guess your age differently

Let me know if you would like to have a more dark astro observation next time

Luuuuuv muah

03:02 PM

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#astrology observations #astro obs #astrology obs #leo moon #gemini moon #aries moon #hot takes #mars aspects #neptune aspects #pick a card #4th house #mercury in taurus #Saturn-pluto aspect #18+ astrology #18+ astrology observations #astro notes #astrovations #dark astrology

[starvity]

— ☆ zb1 reacting to being pushed with their (crush) best friend under the mistletoe

gn!reader x zb1 (ot9)

genre: fluff, drabble // warnings: kissing and flirting ofc, mention of food in yujin's (ps: his is not as romantic because i just thought it was more appropriate that way!!)

author’s note: happy holidays and merry christmas to those who celebrate!! here is my little gift for you <3 (★ω★)/

ੈ✩‧₊˚ jiwoong

probably stares into your soul like sooo when are we kissing… he’s pretty casual about it, wrapping an arm around your shoulder and smiling softly, waiting for you to give him the green light. when you do kiss though he’s super giggly and he will be clingy for the rest of the evening.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ zhang hao

he is so nonchalant about it. will tease you about how you planned all this just because you were dying to kiss him so bad (he is just trying to take your attention away from his red ears). when your hands cup his face he immediately freezes though, his eyes not being able to leave your lips as you lean in.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ hanbin

hanbin just naturally smiles a lot but after he gets pushed under the mistletoe with you he would just be giggling uncontrollably. he reassures you that you don’t have to do anything if it makes you uncomfortable but he’s still holding onto your hand, hoping that you would close the gap between you and him.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ matthew

matthew will panic so much, immediately tackling his friends who pushed him towards you. the embodiment of ahah i won't kiss my best friend, are you crazy!!!!! unless.... *curious gaze*. will try to brush it off if you seem too nervous or uncomfortable but if you definitely show him that you want him, he will not hesitate to cup your cheeks and pull you closer.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ taerae

he is so serious about it, immediately puckering his lips and leaning in (cue that bbangiz live). taerae looks so invested and expressionless that you think it's a joke so when you start laughing he's like okay lol but when are we kissing? if you want to make him blush, play the same game as him. if you flirt back he will immediately panic and run away hehe

ੈ✩‧₊˚ ricky

rizzy will flirt back OF COURSE (i am not calling him that ever again). he's so gentle though, one hand in yours and the other on your waist, slowly pulling you closer while analysing if he sees any sign of discomfort from your side. after your lips touch though, he goes full on lovelicky mode; blushing cheeks, giggles and reddish lips.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ gyuvin

gyuvin is literally the O_O emoji. his big round eyes telling you everything about the chaos that is going on in his mind at that moment. oh if you want to make him melt, grab him by the collar of his shirt to make him duck down to your height and kiss his nose. there you have him wrapped around your finger and 3 seconds won't even pass before he picks you up to kiss you properly.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ gunwook

gunwook is ready to risk it all to be honest. probably chuckles a little, dropping a flirty comment or two to test the mood before he casually pecks the top of your head. you wrap your arms around his neck and he thinks that you are just going in for a hug so when you softly peck his mouth, his cheeks turn a bright shade of red.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ yujin

glares at whoever pushed him towards you, hands reaching for a chip in the bag he was eating, followed by a deep sigh. you immediately take the opportunity to tease yujin, poking his rosy cheeks with your finger before you get cut off by him shoving a chip into your mouth. you two will end up making fun of each other during the entire party, while fully aware that your friendship took quite a different turn that night.

#starvity.text #zerobaseone #zb1 #zerobaseone imagines #zerobaseone drabbles #zerobaseone reactions #zerobaseone fluff #zb1 x reader #zb1 imagines #zb1 reactions #zb1 drabbles #zb1 scenarios #kpop imagines #kpop reactions #kpop drabble #kpop scenarios #kpop fluff