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alyakthedorklord · 10 months

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Dead on Main Soulmate AU

First words your soulmate says to you are written on your skin. Jason didn’t understand his for a long time- it looks like an insult, but he has absolutely no idea what it means, both before and after his death.

Eventually, it starts to make a slight bit more sense as Trendy Lingo advanced, and he hears Steph and Tim and some other teens using something similar. Still, he doesn’t understand why they’re said, and so Jason is completely unprepared for when he’s approached randomly by some guy while walking down the street after a particularly violent pit rage.

“Sir, your vibes are rancid.”

Jason freezes. The pit writhes in offense, because what the fuck, but at the same time his heart is beating out of his chest, because what the fuck?

“Oh ancients that sounded rude.” The guy says, eyes widening like he can’t believe he said that. “I mean- I just- are you okay? You don’t feel okay. You feel really, really sick, like your soul got marinated in corrupted ecto, and do you want help?”

Jason keeps staring. The guy is cute, dark hair and blue eyes that seem just a bit too bright to be human, freckles disappearing behind an embarrassed flush.

“I don’t want to overstep, because you’re giving off a whole lot of “fuck off don’t talk to me”, but I didn’t wanna just ignore you because I’m pretty sure a lot of the anger and bad vibes are coming from the corrupted stuff and I’m pretty sure I can help with that? If you don’t want help just tell me to fuck off or punch me in the face and I’ll leave but-”

The stranger takes a nervous step away, and Jason lunges forwards before he can think, everything in him rebelling at the thought of his soulmate leaving, from his own thoughts to the pits themselves.

“Please don’t leave.” He gasps, hands squeezed tight to his soulmates arm despite the twinge of pain from his bloodied knuckles. His soulmate’s eyes widen in shock, mouth dropped open, before he breaks into a bright, amazed grin.

“I won’t, I promise.” His soulmate says, reaching up to hold onto Jason’s arms in turn. His touch is cold, even through Jason’s jacket. “I’m staying right here.”

Jason leans into the touch, sagging with relief. He can feel the pits receding, the anger and pain and fear fading as his soulmate gently runs his hand over his back.

He feels, for the first time in a long time, at peace.

“…seriously though, wtf happened to you, you reek of bad death juice.”

#dc x dp prompt #dcxdp #dead on main #soulmate au #they are both so confused #bb jason and bruce tried to ‘decode’ the soulwords #to no avail #meanwhile danny’s looking at his like #‘‘I’m gonna be some traveling ROUGE omg’’

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deergirlslut · 6 months

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I finally finished playing the cannibal incest game but I have yet to find any incest?? Complete corruption and codependence and a spiral into utter moral depravity but no incest.

#i have been lied to #or maybe it's elsewhere #I am trying to force Andrew to stand up to Ashley #to no avail #so perhaps its only there if you try and make them love eachother #anyways they're both horrible people #it's not all Ashley's fault but I think Andrew can drag himself out of this #if she's not dragging him down #the coffin of andy and leyley

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astrophilip · 2 months

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i'm actually a bit too distracted by phil in his leather jacket in the corner

#this is about the SIMS i tell myself #to no avail #dnp #dan and phil #rambles

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lalalychee · 1 year

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haven't done a monochromatic painting in a while, so here we are!

#trying to find just one site where people will care about my dumb paintings that i work so hard on #to no avail #agony #my art #black veil brides #bvb #painting #jinxx #it's a painting!! not a photograph!! not a photo manipulation!!#painted from a blank canvas!!

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biitchcakes · 1 month

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whoever invented the ball closure piercing is a god damn sadist i just know it

#i'm sorry these are considered convenient and EASY??#bitch in what universe #bc i'm sure it's not this one #I'VE HAD BODY PIERCINGS FOR 13 YEARS AM I MISSING SOMETHING DJSKG #so sorry this has nothing to do with jess #i just gotta vent somewhere yk #i just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to put it in my eyebrow #TO NO AVAIL #maybe this will be handy to sb who has muses with piercings idk 💀#( o o c . )#( m o b i l e . )#tbd

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notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder · 1 year

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young Arthur: Life is tragic, worthless and has no purpose. If I die tomorrow, it doesn't matter. What is the point when in the end we all turn to dust?

Hosea: ... did Mary reject you again-

Arthur: YES AND I EVEN BOUGHT HER THE GODDAMN FLOWERS

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pathologising · 5 months

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snapping out of it only slightly just enough to realise im being insane but not enough to actually stop the psychotic behaviors it's so frustrating

#yelling at myself YOURE CRAZYYYYYYY YOURE CRAZYYYH PLEASE GET A GRIP #to no avail

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marblescorner · 7 months

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Wanted to post some of my recent art on Twitter (X) to let ppl know I’m more active here now

It doesn’t let me post pictures 🤡 No wonder I don’t wanna go back

#I wasted an hour trying to get it to post #to no avail #I have no idea why it doesn’t work #text are sending but all posts with pics are just #fail #I hate it

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sercj · 11 months

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I have so much r/196 archived material to post, but tumblr literally breaks anytime I try to post any image, and so i am trapped, able to observe and reblog but not post myself. Like some kind of image-based kenku. It's frustrating.

#196 #196 archive #aaaaaaaa #i've done the same 3 or 4 things at least 3 times over for tumblr support #to no avail #now they just have gone radio silent

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ryuvnosuke · 8 months

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i want to be loved tenderly but i don't think i can deal with a love that is not obsessive and crazy. if you love me then eat the meat from my bones. that's a normal thing to want

#does this count as a vent #i don't know i am fantasizing again with a sweet and pure love #to no avail #ela.txt

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flaurum · 6 days

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[ child generator meme ]

@lazulienne sent: ♡ i am also throwing ███████ or goldmary/lapis at u !!!!

His older brother may have yet to figure out a way to look attractive whilst pulling crops… but this guy's long got the art under wraps.

Mind you, he's less keen on 'master of all trades,' preferring to focus the vast majority of his time on farming divine taters. Others can keep their glory. He'll happily tend to his plants, thanks. Not interested in combat in the slightest.

(That said, if he does apply himself to learning something-- he's the infuriating sort who picks it up in a snap.

But. Like. He usually doesn't bother unless it's to annoy his bro or smth. Lives in blissful nonchalance for the most part. Does love his fam with his entire being.)

... Has Goldmary's eyes, supposedly. . .

... (... He may or may not have initially set his heart on running his mums' inn but upon noticing older bro's intention toward it... it's a dream that's cheerfully fallen by the wayside.)

#lazulienne #asks #key draws #im so fawking rusty but here have a child #goldmary constantly trying to get him to button up #to no avail

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gaysexdog · 20 days

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if u let dean winchester enter your mind once i got bad news.. that's his house now he lives there and no he is not paying rent

#i've tried to get him evicted for years now #to no avail #supernatural #dean winchester #spn #dogpost

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eddis-not-eeddis · 23 days

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#i have tried #i have tried SO hard to like Georgette Heyer #I really have #and yet #to no avail #(granted the first one I read was not one of her better ones so I guess there's that)#but i tried several others and could NOT get past the first few pages #the only one i finished was vaguely funny but not at all interesting #and they just really really gross me out? the men are all awful and the women tend to be rather pathetic little things #why do all my people like her so much

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