Your lily and regulus are so ugly
Blehh u have no taste. Just say say u hate life and hot and pretty people. Like how can u look at them and not drool and beg for a chance
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
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To every artist in The Locked Tomb fandom that draws Coronabeth, epitome of all hotness and beauty standards and attractiveness, as fat please know you are making this fat femme lesbian so fucking happy and I can’t send all of you messages about the body euphoria I receive, but you are making me so FUCKING HAPPY
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demosolly based on that one bayonetta meme :]
i love gay uncles (9 dead, 7 injured, 0 found)
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do you have any zukka fanfic recs?
Im going to separate these by genre bc there’s a LOT :)
Angst:
Will we last the night by CSHfic and VSfic
In the soft light by CSHfic and VSfic
Plum blossom by GallifreyanFairytale
Do you take this jerk to be (your one and only) by @jatersade
Breakable heaven by @sokkalore
Unconditionally and irrevocably by @sokkalore
Fluff:
Half light by CSHfic and VSfic
Cinnamon by overflow
All the little things by CSHfic and VSfic
Make me feel by star_fruit (peach_tart)
The usual reasons by Wildgoosery (this one has some spice at the end so beware)
Separate section for @bisexuallsokka / @lesmiserablol ‘s fics cuz they deserve a national prize
Now that I see you
Don’t blame me (love made me crazy)
Hey, isn’t this easy?
All I’ve ever known
Have fun with this selection :)
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Dont think about the look in ur f/os eyes as theyre staring at your naked body, especially not in the moments right before they go down on you
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