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#u have not taste
corwnvus · 4 months
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Your lily and regulus are so ugly
Blehh u have no taste. Just say say u hate life and hot and pretty people. Like how can u look at them and not drool and beg for a chance
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arunneronthird · 1 year
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okay fine i can deal with damian being a weeb but he'll be one on MY TERMS
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inkskinned · 7 months
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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theriversarebroken · 4 months
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To every artist in The Locked Tomb fandom that draws Coronabeth, epitome of all hotness and beauty standards and attractiveness, as fat please know you are making this fat femme lesbian so fucking happy and I can’t send all of you messages about the body euphoria I receive, but you are making me so FUCKING HAPPY
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turtleblogatlast · 2 months
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Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#plot twist he COULD be admitting angsty stuff but he’s pushing the less oof truths forward instead on purpose#raph: hey leo what do you want for dinner#leo: *about to bare his soul on all his internal torment but pivots* I’m afraid of snakes#(no but fr Leo’s stripes being technically more pink instead of red is cute ngl)#(a very reddish pink to the point that in certain lighting it looks red but at the base they’re p pink)#(i also am very fond of the idea that Leo doesn’t just have questionable taste in fashion he also just loves Raph a lot and looks up to him)#but yeah I think that something like this would be 99% Leo admitting to unimportant things or admitting to how much he values everyone#like they all KNOW Leo loves them and he’s talked them up enough for them to know but it’s different when he’s like#‘I just wanna read my comics with you guys around - it’s my favorite place to be’#or again just random bs that doesn’t REALLY have a lot of weight like#‘I like using my portals to prank random people around the world’#‘I’m worried about being a bad influence on hueso jr’#‘sometimes I kinda wanna see hypno’s plans succeed’#‘it’s been way too long since I found this out and honestly it’s embarrassing but I actually don’t have a di-‘#SORRY COULDNT HELP MYSELF#(<-but did u know that that pink rather than red observation actually ties into this headcanon as well if u know about red eared sliders)
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klaissance · 2 months
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they are god’s eepiest soldiers im begging please let them ReLaX
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pygmypouter · 9 months
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those are my speed holes. they help me go fast
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saintbleeding · 5 months
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it’s a horror tragedy. people are mean and uncharitable and impatient with him and don’t give him the benefit of the doubt because he is the protagonist of a horror tragedy. u are supposed to think it is tragic. dare i say u are supposed to be horrified.
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mr-president · 1 year
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demosolly based on that one bayonetta meme :]
i love gay uncles (9 dead, 7 injured, 0 found)
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do you have any zukka fanfic recs?
Im going to separate these by genre bc there’s a LOT :)
Angst:
Will we last the night by CSHfic and VSfic
In the soft light by CSHfic and VSfic
Plum blossom by GallifreyanFairytale
Do you take this jerk to be (your one and only) by @jatersade
Breakable heaven by @sokkalore
Unconditionally and irrevocably by @sokkalore
Fluff:
Half light by CSHfic and VSfic
Cinnamon by overflow
All the little things by CSHfic and VSfic
Make me feel by star_fruit (peach_tart)
The usual reasons by Wildgoosery (this one has some spice at the end so beware)
Separate section for @bisexuallsokka / @lesmiserablol ‘s fics cuz they deserve a national prize
Now that I see you
Don’t blame me (love made me crazy)
Hey, isn’t this easy?
All I’ve ever known
Have fun with this selection :)
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perfectlyfrosty · 2 months
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*throws this at u*
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I think he’s funny
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cryptocism · 1 year
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cut him some slack he only just started listening to music
special thanks to @domnorian for their post opening my eyes to this dynamic and to @eyefocusing for thad’s outfit inspiration
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greenlaut · 2 months
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[WIP] altair wake up your rival is bringing you tea and dates
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milflewis · 1 year
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lesbian.
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Dont think about the look in ur f/os eyes as theyre staring at your naked body, especially not in the moments right before they go down on you
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charcarts · 1 year
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understatement to say i’ve been obsessed with this dog since middle school
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