#vanossgaming quotes

[cansomebodytellmewhatsgoingon]

"Look at this shark eating this cheeseburger"

"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now"

"You gon' spread my insides out, I'll start a fire"

"We turned him into a Pac-Man's little bitch"

"Monocle Gentlesir"

"Close that second fridge door, you big baby bitch"

"Lil' can! Lil' can!"

"I will climb Greatness Mountain... and grab Greatness' tits at the top of the peak!"

"Fuck this shit! Go home, go bed"

"You're like a dad teaching a kid with no fuckin' mobility in his legs on a tricycle - when someone's pushing him!"

"STREAM SPOATS!"

"You want da puncake?"

"I didn't know owls could fly"

"Keld um"

"Magic book... let what white woman allow me between her loins"

"Black Stamp of Approval™"

"BIG GUY! BIG GUY!"

"That's a fuckin' potato wearin' a bra"

"We're on the moon, and there's bees everywhere!"

"ALRIGHT!"

"'Am I ever gonna get married?' No, you gon' die alone"

"I'M SPEAKING MOTHERFUCKIN' ENGLISH YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"Off season"

"Dude, we were bottles between the couch and the bullet ploof grass!"

"GIVE. BIRTH."

"Uh, this - oh, I just ate it."

"Did you just throw up, like - like a baby, on yourself?"

"Goomba, fuck you!"

"TWO BOTTLES OF HEINIKIEN!"

"Stay...low"

"My name is Popeye for a reason, I do not fuck with the junk food like Cheetos"

"Racist Fridge"

"Now I'm stuck dressed as this sophisticated Chinaman!"

"Oh, there's a piggy! There's a - there's a - YAHOO!"

"NOOO JOEEEE!!!"

"To the Minority Cave!"

"This is such bullshit! HE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!"

"Mynamejeff"

"It's the Nintendo Switch... motherfucker"

"Today we're not gonna be continuing our lesson on... alien abductions, or whatever this is"

"You have bear fists?"

"I'm just kidding, you're a fUCKboy"

"It's like hockin' a dookie"

"It's Gorod Time"

"It happened so quickly, and with such velocity, that before I knew it, I had busted a nut on my own forehead"

"Shave my balls"

"Come on down to Olive Garden and get your free bread sticks"

"I've got to take a po-op"

"CHIPOTLE!!!"

"I became friends with the mutant gummy worm... I don't wanna kill him!"

"MOM MADE CHICKEN!"

"Your minimum-wage pilot just jumped out of the plane"

"Everything seems a...okay"

"Because it rips a hole in the space-time continuum and kills your heritage!"

"Where's Marge? Which one of you fucked my wife?"

"Who the FUCK wrote 'squeeze my weiner' on the end?"

"JUST WAY BETTER!"

"We ride together... we bake pies together"

"The Terminator's got a new son! Meet my boy!"

"Never gon' find me!"

"He went training his whole life for that one specific moment!"

"WAPOW!"

"*Moo laughing*"

#vanossgaming #banana bus squad #bbs #vanoss crew #i am wildcat #vanossgaming quotes #basicallyidowrk #moo snuckel #daithi de nogla #the gaming terroriser #smii7y #h20 delirious #lui calibre #fourzer0seven #bigjigglypanda

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mondo Gecko: Careful, there’s a sleeping man right here. Leatherhead: Uh, I’m pretty sure he’s not sleeping. Slash: Yeah. I don't think he’s gonna wake up, Mondo. Rockwell: Look, look, I’m a doctor! I’ll diagnose what’s wrong. Slash: Alright, diagnose, what’s wrong with him? Leatherhead: What’s wrong with this man, Rockwell? Rockwell: He’s dead. Diagnoses is over.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: vanossgaming #source: youtube #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #slash #leatherhead #mondo gecko #dr rockwell #the mighty mutanimals

[fabuloustrash05]

Goku: Wait, Vegeta you actually have a brother?

Vegeta: Yes, I have a brother.

Bulma: How come we didn’t know this until just now?

Vegeta: It’s none of your business but, yes, there’s more than one Saiyan Prince out there.

Goku: So you have an actual brother who is related to you?

Piccolo: And he looks like him, the poor fucker.

Goku: WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR HOW LONG AND I DIDN’T KNOW THIS?!

Vegeta: None of your business!

Bulma: WE’RE MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND I DIDN’T KNOW THIS!!

Vegeta: None of your business. You did not need to know that information for me to marry you and have kids with you.

#incorrect dragon ball quotes #incorrect dbz quotes #incorrect dbs quotes #source: youtube #source: daithi de nogla #source: vanossgaming #source: basicallyidowrk #dragon ball #dragon ball z #dbz #dragon ball super #dbs #vegeta #prince vegeta iv #dbz vegeta #goku #son goku #dbz goku #bulma #bulma briefs #dbz bulma #piccolo #dbz piccolo #prince tarble #tarble #dbz Tarble #vegebul

[bandzhoe9194]

Evan: how many Brian's does it take to change the lightbulb?

Brock: only one. The real question is, how many ladders does he need?

Brian: offended noises

#banana bus squad #banana bus crew #terroriser #the gaming terroriser #vanossgaming #moo snuckel #vanoss #bbs vanoss #incorrect bbs quotes #i stole this from someone else #from rayssion

[fandomloversworld]

BBS incorrect quotes!!! Part 1.

Vanoss: Am i in trouble?

Brian: Take a guess.

Vanoss: No?

Brian: Take another guess.

Marcel, on the phone: Where are you?

Delirious: I told you, I'm at work.

Marcel: Swear you're not at Chuck E Cheese again?

*skee ball machine alarm gos off in the background*

Brian; You three, explain right now!

Tyler: It was Nogla.

Marcel: It was Nogla.

Vanoss: It was Nogla.

Nogla:

Nogla:... fuck.

Scotty: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Tyler: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Vanoss: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Panda: I joined the dumb stuff.

Marcel: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

*the gang is about to do something dangerous*

Vanoss: shouldn't someone give a pep talk?

Scotty: go ahead.

Vanoss: be careful.

Vanoss: don't die.

Brian: *holds back a laugh*

Scotty: great, we're all bloody inspired.

Marcel: delirious is so...

Scotty: annoying?

Panda: cute?

Nogla: funny?

Tyler: weird?

Marcel: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!

Scotty: panda and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Vanoss: what did you do?

Scotty: he chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Panda: *walking in* who wants a steering wheel?

Brian: do you want some tea?

Delirious: what are the options?

Brian: yes or no.

Brian: fight me!

Tyler: ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?

*later*

Scotty: why is Tyler crying?

Panda: Brian kicked him really hard on the ankle.

Part 2 is coming soon!!!

#banana bus squad #vanossgaming #h20 delirious #wildcat #daithi de nogla #fourzer0seven #basicallyidowrk #bigjigglypanda #smii7y #kryoz #cartoonz #deadsquirrel #incorrect quotes

[fr3nchtoastcrunch]

Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there are people who defended Amber Heard. And if you still feel stupid after that, remember that most of them still do.

Daithi De Nogla said it best:

"Amber Heard is guilty. She's a massive bitch, cunt, slag, whore, sleazebag, husband-beater, liar, manipulator [...] straight from the pits of Hell, bitch."

#johnny depp #amber heard #men can be victims too #women can be abusers too #daithi de nogla #vanossgaming #i got banned from twitter for putting that nogla quote word for word and asking why he didnt get cancelled #but terroriser did for something his gf said #twitter is fucking stupid #the gaming terroriser

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

ANSWER: Matt Watson (Supermega)

Nicely done, the right answer won.

#tumblr polls #shane dawson #h2odelirious #vanossgaming #matt watson #supermega #dantdm #valkyrae #corpse husband #pewdiepie #ian hecox #courtney miller #smosh #mr beast #lilly singh #colleen ballinger #youtube #youtubers #YouTuber #youtube poll #random polls #guess the reference #guess the context #guess the show #guess the scene #guess the fandom

[vanosslirious]

BBS Dialogue Prompts #306

BBS Dialogue Prompts & Sentence Starters: [ 8 ]

SMII7Y

I’m trying to watch the cutscene, shut up.

I don’t need to do that, he’ll just do it himself.

That doesn’t exist, that’s not a thing!

Let’s do a sacrifice, that sounds like a good idea.

This one decision would cost them their lives.

Breaking news, this guy’s fucking dead!

I'm gonna kiss you on the mouth.

I did not cheat.

See what happens when you're friendly to everybody.

You’re still really mad about that, huh?

And you can’t even afford it.

Somebody go check on this man.

I was just kidding anyways, I wasn’t sorry.

I can’t really fuck up here, can I?

Do you know how this mode works?

Why the fuck am I holding it like this though?

Let’s roadkill some motherfuckers.

Can I swear or no?

This is a good challenge, I will not swear.

Isn’t it being an adult all about cursing?

GRIZZY

I'd say it was pretty successful.

I'm gonna go explore.

I literally cannot move.

Oh, I'm already dying.

I'm in the back seat.

I didn't even see him down there.

I'd say it was pretty successful.

What, he took the fucking shot for you.

I don't even know who to fucking shoot.

He froze me, and said where the fuck I'm at.

BLARG

Hold on, this one's my favorite.

Oh, I'm so excited.

Why do you keep doing this, my friend?

Us ugly motherfucker's have to stick together.

We got the same brain, for real.

Shut up, bitch, I'll cut your legs off.

I don't understand flying very much.

Oh no, I'm on a bike.

You guys want to hear me chew a jelly bean real loud?

I am one of you, pay no mind to the me, I'm one of you, I'm a hunter.

BIGPUFFER

Wait, when do we attack?

Someone bring me back.

No, they're going to red, and they're going to beat the shit out of us.

Oh, I fell in a hole, fuck.

We need to consume his soul.

Shoot the ground, shoot the ground!

Oh, we need the keys.

I don't want to do this anymore.

Oh no, nevermind, I didn't see him until now.

Go ahead, start it up.

VANOSSGAMING

It all makes sense now.

Keep in mind, this theory is a work in progress build, so don’t quote us on that.

Who the fuck is this guy?

Why are you so far ahead?

Where the fuck did he get that?

It doesn’t sound safe.

I need privacy, get out of here.

We all went through this.

That sounds really painful.

I think we should discreetly leave.

NOGLA

This isn't as cool as you think.

You're gonna have to live with the pain of not knowing.

I know you guys love bugs!

I don't think that's in this.

Does anyone have a scarf?

This is so loud and annoying.

What are you eating over there?

We’re eating the same sandwich at the same time?

Doesn’t this look a lot shittier.

I want a gummy, give me a gummy.

TERRORISER

I know you can hear me!

Some motherfucker dragged the body away.

I think I have to disconnect.

I just heard a fart and I died.

I don't see it, it's not fair.

Is it weird that I'm into it?

I'll happily die here.

I got teleported!

I didn't kill anyone!

I'll be right back, I just need to get a kleenex.

MOO

Yeah, I'm not a fan of doing this.

Yes, I'm desperate.

I just took my arm off, can I please throw it at you?

After all these years, I finally found it.

Why did you take us to this room?

Sure, go to the left room...

That's exactly what we need…

Yeah, I'm gonna head out.

You got no class, man.

I want to do the heist, and get it over with, so he stops calling me.

#banana bus squad #bbs #prompts #banana bus squad prompts #bbs prompts #smii7y #grizzy #blargmyschnoople #bigpuffer #vanossgaming #daithi de nogla #the terroriser #moo snuckel #bbs prompt list #bbs sentence starters #text #words

[crystalliaxx97]

It's all gunna wrk out in the end.

VanossGaming, 2018

#vanossgaming #vanoss #vanossgaming quotes #vanoss quotes #banana bus squad #bbs #bbs quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: I was hanging out with April, Karai and Shinigami. Mikey: How was it? Casey: It was actually pretty fun. I said a lot of sexist shit. Leo: That's your definition of "fun"? Casey: They laughed though. Leo, Donnie, Raph & Mikey: ... Casey: The sexist stuff was towards men. Don't get it wrong. See how you assumed it was towards women? Donnie: Cause that's usually what you do. Casey: No, it was towards men today. Raph: "Today".

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: daithi de nogla #source: wildcat #source: vanossgaming #source: youtube #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #casey jones #leonardo #raphael #donatello #michelangelo #april o'neil #karai #shinigami #swear warning

[alphabetas-bbs-artist]

vanoss, texting smii7y: smii7y! Help I’m being kidnapped kryoz: Where are you? vanoss: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. smii7y: I’ll call kryoz. kryoz, answering their phone: hello? smii7y: Where’s vanoss? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. kryoz: vanoss? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- kryoz:... kryoz: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* kryoz: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! vanoss: WHO ARE YOU?!

#bbs #bbs crew #banana bus crew #banana bus squad #incorrect bbs quotes #vanoss #vanossgaming #smii7y #smitty #kryoz #kryozgaming #krii7y #krynoss #vanity

[bandzhoe9194]

Moo: what did you do??

Moo: I said distract them, not knock them out

Vanoss: there's just no pleasing you sometimes

#banana bus squad #banana bus crew #moo snuckel #vanossgaming #bbs vanoss #vanoss #incorrect bbs quotes #stolen from the-shadow-master #lol

[fandomloversworld]

BBS incorrect quotes. part 2.

Brock: I put the pun in punishment

Tyler: I put the top in unstoppable.

Vanoss: I put the cue in execute.

Delirious: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Brian: I put the ass in class.

Nogla: I put the d in brock.

*In minecraft*

Brock: Oh Snickerdoodle! (Nogla's chat) we have a visitor!

Snickerdoodle: Don't tell me it's Brian.

Brock: it's Brian.

Brian: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Brock: And here we have a capitalist.

Cody: Did you just-

Lanai: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

Tyler: I called you ten times! Why didn't you pick up?

Marcel: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*

Marcel: I didn't hear it.

Brian: Legend says that when you can't sleep, it means your awake in someone else's dreams.

Brian: When I find out who you are, I'm going to punch you in the face.

Panda: There are no friends when playing board games. I am here to win.

Delirious: Remember, if you die in the simulation-

Marcel: Yeah, yeah, I know, if you die in the simulation you die in real life.

Delirious: What? No! You need to reset the simulation with the terminal! what is WRONG with you?!

Nogla: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

Marcel: What's the one thing I told you not to do?

Tyler: Burn the house down.

Marcel: And what did you do?

Tyler: I made dinner.

Marcel:

Tyler:

Marcel:

Tyler: And burnt the house down.

Vanoss: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Brian: Wow I gotta hear this.

Vanoss: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced

his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

Brian: You forgot pride.

Vanoss: No, I'm prety proud of this.

Cartoonz: Do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.

Squirrel: Heh, panda sneezes like a girl.

Panda: How about I pound you like a boy?

Panda: That didn't come out right.

Delirious: if we were in prison, you guy would be like my bitches.

Squirrel: It doesn't havea boe.

Cartoonz: Then why is it called a boner?

Vanoss: If you bite it and you die, It's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Nogla; What if it bites me and it dies?

Vanoss: Then your poisonous. Jesus Christ, Nogla, learn to listen.

Cartoonz: What if it bites itself and i die?

Vanoss: That's voodoo.

Gorillaphent: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Vanoss: That's correlation, not causation.

Delirious: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Vanoss: That's kinky!

Cody: Oh my god.

Part 1 on account!

(I'm sorry this took so long)

#banana bus squad #vanossgaming #h20 delirious #terroriser #daithi de nogla #moo snuckel #basicallyidowrk #cartoonz #deadsquirrel #Gorillaphent #incorrect quotes

[yourdeepestfathoms]

Freddy: Vanessa, what are you doing?

Vanessa: I dropped my gun too close to me, so I’m trying to pick it back up so I can kill myself

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #five nights at freddy's security breach #five nights at freddy's #incorrect quotes #fnaf vanessa #fnaf glamrock freddy #glamrock freddy #from: vanossgaming #tw: suicide

[cooper-ation]

Brian: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.

Marcel: You could lose a few.

Tyler: You could be less lazy.

Evan: Don’t be such a bitch.

Brian: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

#banana bus squad #incorrect bbs quotes #terroriser #basicallyidowrk #i am wildcat #vanossgaming

[theinternetphantom]

Mason: Could you not stand so close to me, you’re making me claustrophobic.

Buck: What does claustrophobic mean?

Eddie: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Mason: No it doesn’t!

Buck: HO HO HO!

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