Beatrice teaches Ava how to drive: Quick question, Ava. Imagine that Lilith and Camila are crossing the road, what do you hit?
Ava: Lilith, of course! I would never hurt Camila.
Beatrice 🤦♂️: The breaks. You should hit the breaks.
Mary from the backseat: I would also hit Lilith...
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Beatrice, walks into the room: Hey.
Ava, gay panicking: WOW YOU LOOK GREAT.
Camila:
Mary:
Lilith:
Mother Superion:
Ava: Was I yelling?
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I see your "Beatrice taught Ava to swim" and raise you "Ava took beginner classes with four year olds"
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this is the plot of warrior nun
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Ava, leaning on the counter: Hello beautiful. Come here often?
Beatrice: Is this the part where I remind you we’ve been married for four years, or do I play along?
Ava: Play along!
Beatrice: Okay. Sorry, I’m not interested. I’m married.
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Ava, missing after weeks and finally showing back up again: Hey.
Beatrice, in shock and in disbelief: …
Beatrice, now angry: You. Complete. Ass! Ava Silva! You have been gone for WEEKS and you show up and say “hey.”?!
Ava, confused: I-
Beatrice, turning to Camila: Where’s my baton, Camila?! Where’s my baton?!
Camila, immediately hiding the baton behind her back: I uh…I don’t know??
Beatrice, frustrated: Camila, you give me my baton!
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