#what did she sayyyyy

[pinkorchidsinspring]

Her lips 110% formed a SH- not a you-

For those of you who may not know, the lyrics to long live here are : “promise me this, that you’ll stand by me forever.”

Not let me look at my secret wife and say “promise me this, that she’ll stand by me forever”

Tree was probably like be subtle- and Taylor was like 🤭sure no prob

“That she’ll stand by me” “That you’ll stand by me”

#what did she sayyyyy #taylor swift #gay icons #gaylor swift #blondie #kaylor #gaylor #tay tay #karlie kloss #the eras tour #1989 taylor's version #long live

[jisoopremacy]

MOONLIGHT!! SUNRISE!! BABY LET'SDOITALLNIGHT!! MOONLIGHT!! SUNRISE!I GUARANTEE I GOTCHA!!!!!!!!

#WHAT DID SHE SAYYYYY #트와이스 #text #a*

[thmollusk]

actually. like actually actually. i could write a whole book filled with my criticisms and analysis of the simpsons writing direction over the course of the series and how modern episodes are trying to go for the same thing very early (seasons 1-4) simpsons had but at this point it’s like a couple who say they’re staying together for the kids but them staying together makes the kids even more miserable and each episode the same near divorce argument happens and it never gets resolved. there’s no love and at this point there’s been too many fuck ups on BOTH homer and marge’s ends so when one makes a small mistake it could be a tipping point

#tape.text #seasons i wanna sayyyyy 15-25ish give or take #they were like ’damn this has been going on forever let’s just have fun and do whatever we want’ #and they DID and it changed the shows direction extremely #them trying to go back to how it once was isnt achieving the same goals they once did #ive watched a few recent episodes and it’s not as awful as season 33 was #i would watch the show everyday for YEARS #and season 33 i had to quit watching because it would bring me to tears how fed up marge would get over such small things #AND SHE WOULD BE JUSTIFIED #after all the shit she’s been put through over the years any little thing she’s justified to react harshly to #and THATS the sad part #it’s not even a ‘ugh nagging wife stupid husband’ dynamic it’s worse #it’s ‘wife has been dragged through hell and back that even when the husband tries to make it up to her #he makes a small mistake and it’s as if he’s not trying at all because she’s so tired’ #what i’m trying to say is that the simpsons tried becoming more of a comedy cartoon to match with #1) society at the time #and 2) just a way to keep creativity flowing after years #it’s not a comedy anymore. theres some jokes but i don’t think it can be considered a comedy anymore #i’m not saying it’s BAD it’s not a comedy anymore #it’s sad watching marge constantly be on the verge of tears WITH GOOD REASON TOO every single episode #i want the characters to have good endings by the end of the episode and that’s rare these days

[a-10-but-mentalyill]

I wore shorts for the like first time in a while the other day and my family kept going "omg your so brave like your wearing shorts" like what the fuck do you mean by that? What are you trying to say? They straight up told me "you know because you have that thing with your thighs and that they move when you walk and stuff. WHAT THING? YOH MEAN WALKING GOD DAMN REMIND ME NEVER TO WEAR SHORTS AGAIN IG.

#tw ed vent #i hate my thighs #dude wtf #this was a big what did she sayyyyy moment of several #self hatred #tw self deprecation

[barbielanno]

Shut up and kiss me

warning : smut

summary: you are oscar's girlfriends' lily's friend and she sets you up with lando norris

“Where are you?”, I text to my bestfriend Lily as I’ve been waiting for her in a cafe for about 20 minutes now. “I’m sorry y/n, I can’t make it. I’m busy but I sent someone to pick you up. Please be nice to him. I told him about you and you’ll recognise him when he comes ;). I hope you are wearing a good pair of innies”. WHAT THE HELL! What does she mean? Who did she send? “Hello Miss. y/n”. LANDO??? SHE SENT LANDO NORRIS TO PICK ME UPPPPPP???? “I’m Lando Norris, Oscar’s teammate. Lily requested me to pick you up, Osc is quite sick and she is keeping him company.” Fuck… the words aren’t coming off my mouth. I’M froze. “Hi Lan, I have seen you on tv. You are more pretty in person. I’m so sorry, I would’ve booked a cab if she texted me earlier. Sorry to waste your time”. “First of all, thank you for calling me pretty as I’m too mesmerised by your beauty. And secondly, I offered Lily to pick you up. I’ve seen your photos with her and thought you were very cute.” DID LANDO NORRIS JUST TOLD ME I’M CUTEEE? ANY LACK OF SELF ESTEEM FROM THESE DAY ONWARDS WOULD BE AN INSULT TO LANDO. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOOOO? I CANNOT TELL THIS MAN THAT I’VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM SINCE 2019. “What are you thinking pretty, are you uncomfortable with me?” “NO, no Lan, I um I uh um I just am starstruck at the moment.” “Haha, so shall we?” He tilts his head hinting me we should go to his car.

“Yes, let’s go” and I follow him. “you have a very pretty car”, I say and he opens the door for me. Ugh!!! Such a gentleman. “now I’ll have a pretty company to drive this pretty car” he replies SUCH A FLIRTTTTTTT. We sat In his car and he drives. Suddenly I get a text from lily. Oscar is having health issues so we are in the hospital. They do not allow visitors at this time so spend time with your crush ;). I sigh looking at text and Lando asks me if everything is alright. I tell him what lily texted and that we cannot go to them right now so he should drop me at the hotel. Lando: “well,  it’s your first time here in London and spending the evening at the hotel is not the most rational thinking. Let me show you the places if you are not uncomfortable.” “Uh no, I’m totally fine but you must be busy considering you have a race next week.” I say. “Trust me y/n, I can make time for you”. Oh my god. He has his way with words. My heart is melting and if I spend even a minute more with him, I’m gonna fall in love with him. He takes me to watch sunset but fuckkkkk uk’s weather. It started raining as we parked the car and went 10 mins up walking. Now idk what to do. I’m drenched and I’m wearing a white shirt.  He looks at me with his intense eyes and gives me his jacket to cover me up. “Uh thank you” I say. “It isn’t for you, it’s for me. I dont wan’t anyone looking at you when you are looking this hot”. What did he just sayyyyy? We rushed back to his car.

“ Look y/n, I really wanted to show you the sunset and ask you out for the coffee and since that didn’t work out because of this damn weather and look at you at the moment. You look so sexy with this wet hair and the white shirt. I’m known to be a good driver but at the moment you are driving me crazy. Please let me take you back to my apartment please?” My heart races as I hear him say those words. I’ve been thinking about him a lot specially when I’m alone at my room but now since it is happening in real life, my brain cannot process this all. We go back to his apartment and it’s amazing. I open the jacket he provided me earlier and give him back. I need to change my outfit. 

I want to ask where the bathroom is but he has been staring at me since I opened the jacket.  “Lando, I um ” . “Don’t look at me with those big brown eyes, I dont know what I’ll do next” he says. Fuck he is so hot, it’s turning me on and his curls are wet and I can’t stop thinking about what’s underneath that shirt of him. “SHOW me”. I say

He looks at me confused and says “what?”. “Show me what you’ll do next”. before I could see his reaction to my words, he pulled me by my waist and kissed me. That kiss, like a fairytale crescendo, outshone every sensation I've ever known. I melted right there. I wanted the time to stop and I didn’t wanna let that man go. He pulled back and looked into my eyes “so you have wanted this no y/n? You were just playing hard to get. Your body wants me as much as I want you sweetheart”. I was too turned on to reply what he had to say. “Shut up Lan” I said as I pulled him by his collar. Fuck why isn’t he coming close. “Y/n, my baby, I have a good neck exercise. You’re too weak for that”. This man is a tease and I need him right now. “Lan, I’m gonna walk away from here and sleep with the first man I see if you dont kiss me right now”. His eyes darkened as he heard those words coming from my mouth. He grabbed me by my neck and pulled me closer. “Cocky? Huh I know no one can make you wet if it’s not me, tell me you are mine and I’ll touch you”. I know I have to give myself to him because he will not touch me if I don’t say what I’m told. “Lan, I’m yours, all yours. Now, pl..” I couldn’t even complete what I was about to say an he kissed me. Harder this time, much intense and much sexier than earlier. He bit my lower lip and used his tongue. He is a pro. He slowly goes down to my neck and place soft kisses and I’m already wet. I try to unbutton his shirt but I can’t because my hands are cold and they are shivering. He understands what I need and rip his shirt off. Oh god he is so hot underneath that shirt. I look at his body with lusty eyes as I kiss his chest and proceed to move down while holding eye contact with him. He doesn’t let me go down and pulls me up and kissed me. He unbutton my shirt and undo my bra. He kisses every square inch of my body and squeeze my boobs. “Wow!! They are handful, I love them” he says. “Baby, can I go down on you” he asks me as if I was about to stop him. Who in the world could resist Lando Norris? I bit my lower lip and say “please”. He kisses my inner thighs, teases me and licks me. Wow he sure is best at everything he does. He press my lower abdomen as he continues eating me out. I moan in pleasure. “Uhh umm Lan”

“Baby” I roll my eyes. “keep making those sounds for me love” 

“I’m about to .. uh”

He knows I’m about to finish so he pulls himself away. Such a tease 😈 . I know what he wants.

“Baby I need you inside of me, NOW.” I say and didn’t even notice him taking off his pants already. “See what you’ve done to me”. He looks at my eyes and demands me to see him. “Can you take all of it?” He winks. “ try me” I say. I know he loves playing so I go along with it. He puts his little (BIG) lando inside of me and I scream in pain or should I say pleasure. “Baby you feel so good” he thrusts faster. “Harder Lannie” he knows the rhythm. He knows when to go slow and hard and when fast. “Mhmmm” he moans near my ears and I know he is enjoying it as much as I am. “Baby, I’m about to come” he says. And goes faster. We both finished at the same time and that was amazing. He takes it off of me and places a kiss on my forehead. “We need to clean the mess we have made baby.” And lays beside me. “I’m too tired for that Lan. Let’s clean it later” I say. “Y/n, will you be my girlfriend? I don’t want this to end. I want you everyday.”

Oh my god this man is a GENTLEMAN.

“Yes my love”. And we cuddle and sleep. 

#lando norris #f1 #f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #mclaren f1 #lando x reader #lando imagine #ln4

[aprillikesthings]

It's Fridayyyyy

TIME FOR MORE SHE-RA

s1 ep11 Promise

oh shit I remember this one it's a heartbreaker

(good stuff for my fic though)

Hey remember when I swore up and down I wasn't going to liveblog my entire rewatch? Good times.

Part of me is like: I would get through these so much faster if I didn't insist on screenshotting them and commenting and making jokes

But the rest of me knows damn well I probably just wouldn't bother watching them?? This way feels a bit like watching it *with* someone, which I always prefer to watching things alone.

Also tbh if I did just marathon them while knitting or something I wouldn't remember anything!! Which would defeat the point!! So here I am.

If you're new to these posts: I am doing a rewatch of She-Ra with the specific purpose of taking notes for a fic I'm working on--but because this is me we're talking about, I also post a ton of screenshots with the purposes of commentary, squeeing at specific scenes, and making jokes. Because it's a rewatch, I don't comment on every plot point and I often mention things that happen later in the show--in other words, these might be confusing if you haven't seen the show yet.

EDIT: yeah this was another one where I hit the image limit, will have to reblog to finish it

I know people have figured out the "alphabet" of the first ones what does this sayyyyy

I mean wouldn't they all be portable in some sense? The one that recharges Glimmer could be taken down and moved somewhere, couldn't it? We know the one from Scorpia's kingdom was taken and moved to the Fright Zone, for instance.

"Query not recognized."

Adora's frustration here is exactly why I don't use Siri, like, ever.

Light Hope reminds me of a specific model? actress? from the 1980's but I can never remember who and it drives me CRAZY

*does some googling*

GRACE JONES I AM THINKING OF GRACE JONES

TELL ME I'M WRONG

Grace Jones also did disco music, TIL

back to cartoon lesbians

yeah that couldn't have been important for anything no worries it's fine

you didn't notice anyone else there until She-Ra destroyed something lolol

ehehehehehehh

Look I know it's the point of the whole show but I grin every time they're supposed to be on opposite sides and one saves the other's life (Does Adora do it more than Catra does? surely someone kept count)

don't mind me

little shit

🎵BUT YOU DID IT ANYWAYYYYYY🎶

"how many times are you going to make that joke" well how many times does Catra say it lolll

"where are your friends?" "you mean the ones you KIDNAPPED and CURSED???" "uh, yeah?"

lol

I just like the art style here

Okay so I can't screenshot audio, but that little moment of Catra saying "Adora? Adora???" where the tone goes from "hey look at this" to that almost-panic and then she turns around and it's kid!Catra is just so, SO well done.

ugh these scenes are such a punch in the gut

I'm not getting emotional at cartoon characters remembering the happier bits of their shitty traumatic childhood together, YOU ARE

;_;

man this shot is just good, ugh, you can see so much of their characters on display: Adora's self-righteousness vs Catra's sullen defensiveness

anyway they should've made out

lol

they're 1:1 so far this episode

(even though this cliff probably isn't even real)

"Did you really think I'd just let Shadow Weaver erase your memory like that?" oh so she DID know

Adora: "I don't know, probably" I mean I thought she would

I've been CALLED OUT lol

Adora: "Can you blame me? Catra: "*scoffs* Not really"

😏

John Cena.gif

BABIES (okay a little older like maybe 13)

(still babies)

I mean, true

I'VE HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT FOR THIS POST lol I knew I would

gonna post and reblog

#april rewatches spop #promise

[thesmutalorian]

Yeah  they made the feral predator way too hot. The credits came on and I immediately went to Ao3 like “let’s see what the girlies have to say about thissssss” 🤭 I saw the original predator almost a decade ago and as much as I liked it, never would of guessed I’d be here now 🙂

 the ooman shit kills me, like why do they have these scary ass aliens saying such silly shit I’m gonna die. 

Turns ouuuuut, I actually have more to sayyyyy, but you don’t have to respond: I feel bad bc I don’t have an Ao3 account so I can never comment, but Gorl if I did, id have a whole essay for every chapter, including reaction images 😤. Ik you aren’t currently writing from Ta'Kesh’s POV (which is perfectly fine lol), but I really appreciated how you did so. The predator POV is so fun to read, they’re just so damn cold and pragmatic and just ALIEN yk? (Ta’kesh makes me laugh bc he’s such a lil psycho lol). At least when done right I think. The dynamic you have set up is really interesting, like I love a good slow burn enemies to friends to lovers, but the cultural differences and species hierarchy sets it up for some really fascinating (JUICY) interactions/character development. I was unfortunate enough to come upon your story very early, there aren’t many other fics that hold up to the standard you set! (Have you read The Devil You Know? One of the only other quality fics I’ve found that seems to accurately portray that sort of dynamic- 10/10 recommend). 

But anyway, the arrogance, the entitlement, just the cold bluntness makes predator fic so engaging to me. When you take a person with that deeply ingrained of a mindset (that’s another aspect I love, the question of whether or not yautjas are innately “predatory” or if it’s largely due to cultural upbringing) and force them to interact with with someone they deem inferior in a way they never have had to before (and there was only ONE BED heheh) I’m eating that shit up with 2 hands like GOOD SOUP!!😤😤😤

 I appreciate it even more with a quality OC and I like Charlie a lot. I really struggle with reader/you fics bc beyond me just being like “lol I would not do that”, I like having an established character to root for :). She has an interesting past that you’ve managed to portray in an appealing and unostentatious way. Reminds me of Rust cohle from True Detective.  I like that she’s very brave, but not to the point of ridiculousness lol. She has her moments where she’s able to act courageously in order to try to survive, but still gets intimidated/scared (extremely valid) sometimes with the big ass scary aliens. Do you have anyone in mind for how she looks?

Some highlights so far:

Greatly enjoyed ta’kesh’s cringe fail lake venture where Charlie showed his ass up while he fucking stands in the background looking like a drowned ass rat ahahah but watching her Commit Violence like 👀

Idk why but aliens using bidets is so fucking funny to me

Kinda living for ta’kesh being a dork and talking to his cat all the time hehe

let me see what the girlies have to sayyyyy 👏🏼 absolutely the correct response. my friend and I stand by that alien v predator could've been entirely more romantic if they were brave enough but 🤪 no cause literallyyyyy when I read ooman I hear it in a baby voice and I canNOT take it seriously, like bless those authors truly but whoever started the ooman precedent.... I just wanna talk 🧍🏻‍♀️ and girly pop ofc I'm gonna respond you took the time to let me know how you feel and I /love/ interaction okay (I think there's a way to comment anon on ao3 with like a guest account or name or something but maybe I'm wrong idk) but either way you take the time I want to show my appreciation

I stopped his POV just cause I felt like I was backtracking and I'm already so slow (rip sorry) but I really do want to come back to it in the future just to have fun revealing his inner workings (cause sometimes I be writing things and giggling like pookie is such a brat and then I remember y'all can't hear the goofy ass voices in my head and you only know the story I show you) but yes yes their differences are gonna play out in so many ways that I just can't wait for 😇 AND YES IVE READ FRIGGY one of the few I made it all the way through and then had to literally have a whole moment to process that there wasn't a second part 😗😗 sick I tell you, sick,, but I completely understand the not being able to read FPOV or self insert because of the "ummm I would never" --- because that's EXACTLY how I started writing 💀😭 I was chatting w my friend and we were like ok but isn't it kinda weird how fast some of these fmc just like... accept the whole ass murder crab men? also--- how do they survive well in space and from there Charlie was born ahahahHA I was like ok but what if I made it realistic for bits (as realistic as scifi can be) and then asked people to suspend their disbelief for the fun bits like the space pond and the tail n shit 🤭🤭

I have a whole board of art for ta'kesh but I've never really stopped to think about Charlie 🧐🧐

YES DROWNED RAT IS SOOOOO RIGHT mans really does have an ego, which, like rightfully earned? but also... must be checked whenever author feels he needs it (all the time 😇)

the bidet was me being like what is something that isn't necessarily commonplace, but feels bougie enough that an advanced society would have it regularly around.... ah yes.... Bidet.

ta'kesh is a cat girl, confirmed

I promise to bring you more good soup in the future 🍲

#ao3 #yautja #answered #close quarters #fanfic

[mikeyelistsukasa]

Thanks me later🤩🤏

yashiro died, hanako didn't get over her death, and now she's dating s/o, and he forces them to be identical to yashiro 🤗🤗

Headcanuns

Im so sorry that it took so long. I was too busy trying to find fanfics of my fav char since i requested too much in the past and felt guilty requesting others lol

That’s actually an intresting request ngl hope i wont mess up

Tagging @under-the-cherrytree bc she is the best hanako simp I’ve met

Hanako forcing his Darling to act like yashiro

Ofc he would never get over yashiro‘s death

He blames himself for her death

She meant so much to him

They were best friends(if not more)

So when he met you

He just felt the urge to be with you

As if being with you will bring back yashiro

You reminded him so much of her

You noticed how he scilently stared at you while you were cleaning the bathroom

„Whats wrong hanako?“

He quickly snapped out of his thoughts

„Huh? Oh nothing nothing i was just dreaming“

„Dreaming about w-„

„Donuts“

„Man You’re acting weird today“

Kou was just silently cleaning too exept HE has an idea of what or should i say WHO hanako dreamed about

He himself still can’t get over yashiro‘s death and also feels like its his fault

„Hey hanako.i know its hard b-„

„SAYYYYY s/o have i ever told you that i love your DAIKON legs so much?“

„Huh? Daikon legs? Heh i actually never thought of them being compared to daikons you’re a funny one hanako“

Wait what?

Nonono thats not the reaction he wanted

He wanted you to punch him insult him be mad at him just like yashiro

„You aren’t mad that i called your legs like that?“

„Oh please its a harmless joke i can’t be mad at you for such little thing“

You were weirded out lately from hanako he asked you to do so many weird stuff

First he asked you to weird this weird looking skull on your uniform

Second To feed the mokke‘s around

Third Make you clean the toilets

Fourth Be bff‘s with aoi

Fifth to go on the weirdest adventures with him and kou

Then some cute 2 hairclips

You thought that he gifted you those things

Like maybe he asked kou to buy these things so that he can gift them to you

Oh how wrong you were

You got the chills after kou told you everything

You are wearing items from a dead girl??? Yickes

You don’t know if you should storm off and go home or have a big talk with him

Kou told you to better go home he will come up with an excuse on why you left early

You thanked him and went home

The next day you were not wearing the items of that girl

You were a bit worried on what will happen between you and hanako

But you don’t wanna stay in a relationship where your partner imagines a other girl every time he sees you

You were snapped back to reality after hanako suddenly showed up at your seat

„Heyyyy my beloved one~ wait…where are the items i told you to wear???“

„Hanako…“

You stood up and placed the items on the desk

„Im sorry…but i cant be the one you want me to be“

And just like that you left the classroom

While hanako couldn’t even move a bit

Only stare at yashiro‘s items and realising more and more of what he did

Its now all up to hanako wether he is ready to love the actual you or just let this be the last conversation with you

Thank you so much for the request! Please visit again!!!

#tbhk x reader #tbhk x y/n #x reader #jshk x reader #tbhk hanako #jshk yashiro #tbhk kou #amane x reader #hanako x reader #jshk hanako #tbhk #jshk x y/n #jshk

[truths33k3r4]

CHAPTER 16 - Facing Faults and Facts

“ - DUDE, WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED!?!? “ 

Mikey burst through the Medbay doors, scaring the shell off of Leo, whom had JUST gotten Lotus to sleep.

“ We heard a scream!! Is everyone- “ Mikey abruptly paused his blaring voice as soon as he saw Lotus flinch underneath her blanket, “.. Is everyone ok? “ He whispered with a wince.

Leo nodded, “ Yes, everyone’s ok… “

He mentally paused at his statement. 

‘ I mean, as ok as she COULD be.. Ya know, after waking up and feeling every twist and pull as I ripped out the implant buried in her leg, and then every prick and pull as I stitched.. ‘

Mikey nodded to Leo after fully searching over the room, and especially focusing on Lotus’ incision. 

He gave a small smile to his older brother, “ Nice work with the stitches, dude! Looks clean. You’d know if there were any.. Uh, leaks, cause I would have lost my lunch by now..Sooo um… what was the scream about??? .... “ Mikey glanced down to Lotus again, “ ..Did it hurt? “

He watched as Leo’s eyes became full of grief and shame.

‘ WHoooaaa back up. Struck a chord- try again- ‘ Mikey mentally noted.

“ Dude, what’s wrong? Are YOU ok?? Didn’t cut yourself did ya? “ Mikey gently picked up Leo’s hand in his, searching over it with squinting eyes. “ I don’t see anything. “

Leo took a deep breath, pared with a glint of joy in his eyes and a shine from his tired smile. Something that he truly loved about his youngest brother was how much he cared about his family; How much he wanted to help with any and every problem. ( Even the times when he was the one to blame for the mess. )

Leo looked his brother in the eye, “ I’m ok, Mikey. No cuts. “ Leo slowly pulled his hand out of Mikey’s, “ It’s just that- something.. a LOT OF THINGS went wrong.. 

.. And it was my fault. “

Leo’s smile faded as fast as it had appeared.

Mikey’s brows pulled closer to each other as he placed his hand on his big brother’s shoulder.

“ Dude, you can tell me. I won’t judge or nothin’. You know the most out of everyone how often I mess up stuff. “

Mikey grinned as Leo’s smile tried to reappear.

“ Thanks, bro.. Ok- “ Leo started.

Mikey’s eye brows raised encouraging him to go on.

..” The truth is.. I don’t know how, but the lidoca- “

-Leo noticed how Mikey’s face went from interested to downright confused.

“.. the stuff that numbs the skin- “ Leo started again, “ it.. It didn’t WORK. It wore off in like 2 minutes!! And I have NO IDEA why!.....

… Mikey.. I.. I did hurt her.. She- she felt… everything. “

Mikey’s eyes grew as they filled with understanding of what Leo said.

“.. Everything??? You mean when you pulled… and poked.. and SLICED- “ Mikey accidentally let out a small gag at the thought, covering his mouth with his other hand. Then he took a breath, lowered his hand, and looked back at Leo.

‘ Can’t hurl when Leo’s hurtin’, GOTTA STAY STRONG- Just DON’T THINK ABOUT IT- ‘

“ Dude, it’s not your fault. You didn’t make the lido-stuff not work. You didn’t KNOW it wouldn’t work. That’s not on you. “ Mikey patted Leo’s shoulder encouragingly.

Mikey knew how often Leo would blame himself for things that were out of his control. It happened ALL the time. Especially now that he was named the leader. 

Mission failed -  LEO’S FAULT.

His brothers mess up during training - LEO’S FAULT.

One of his brothers gets hurt - LEO’S FAULT-

Mikey switched the weight from his right ankle to his left.

“ Come on, dude. Say it. Say it’s not your fault. “ Mikey squished Leo’s face to mimic his mouth moving like a puppet, “ Sayyyyy it’s nottttttt your faullttttttttt. “

Leo rolled his eyes, and with a squished face answered, “ It’s noht mhy fhault. “ Leo turned his face to escape out of Mikey’s hold, as he filled the space between Mikey’s open hands with his own, pulling them down. “ You happy now, little brother? “

Mikey’s nose wrinkled as he squinted deep into Leo’s eyes.

“ Didya MEAN it? “

Leo sighed and dropped his head a little, “ Sure.. I guess. “ He smiled, making his teeth shine all big and bright like some movie star. ( And it was just as fake. )

Mikey’s squinting eyes tightened even more.

“ LIESSSsssssss. “ He jokingly hissed.

Leo’s knockoff smile was replaced with one of full genuineness. 

“ OK THAT’S ENOUGH- “ Leo stated as he flicked the tip of Mikey’s snout with his finger. “ I have to clean up here, and Lotus needs rest. Can you go get some snacks ready for when she wakes up? Simple things like crackers, water, and toast? Maybe some tea? “

Mikey rubbed his nose as he smiled and nodded.

 Leo was no where close to accepting the truth- but he at least took steps to reach that goal.. Maybe, someday, he would believe it.

In a flash, Mikey was gone again. 

Leo turned around to begin clean-up, putting away gear, disposing of the basin’s grotesque contents, and-

“ -WHAT WAS THAT RAUCOUS RACKET???? “ Don yelled as he, too, BURST through the Medbay door.

“ GYYEEEE- DON!!! “ Leo snapped as he held his hand over his thumping heart. Then he used his eyes and head to gesture to Lotus, lowering his volume immediately, but still keeping the strict tone, “ SHE’S TRYING TO SLEEP. “

Don nodded, then whispered back, “ Very well. I won’t disturb her.. Ahem. What, dear brother, was that noise?? The scream? My calculations led me to this room judging by how feminine it sounded- unless Raph found another cockroach again.. “ Don’s grin curled with smugness as he dissed his twin. 

Leo sighed again,  ( he was doing that a lot lately ), as he prepared to face the same shame when he answered Mikey. 

“ Yeah.. It… it was Lotus.. The lidocaine didn’t work. “

Don’s face changed from smug to full of questions. This left Leo unnerved, especially when he didn’t need to use his full 3-fingered hand to count the times his genius brother has been confused.

It wasn’t a good look for him.

Don pulled his glasses higher onto his face as his mouth remained ajar, not even sure which question to ask first.

“ You- She- How- Why- …… Okay. How did it “ wear off “ ?? “ Don spoke as he used his hands to mimic quotation marks. “ Medicine doesn’t just completely WEAR OFF. “

“ I don’t know, dude.. Maybe she’s immune to that kind of anesthetic? Is that a thing?? I KNOW I gave her enough of a dose!! It’s not like I skimped on it…”

“ It can be POSSIBLE to be immune to particular medications… If one has been treated with it for long periods of time, the body can get accustomed to it, and eventually it can be dulling to the effects of the meds.. It’s called being ‘tolerant’ to them. “

“ Well- apparently- Lotus is VERY TOLERANT..”

Leo paused as his shoulders rose a little, bracing for the scolding to start,

“ And I.. I didn’t administer anything else besides the lidocaine-“

“- YOU DIDN’T WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! “

That's it for this chapter. :) Hopefully these past chapters have been a nice breath of fresh air for yall readers. ;) It's been quite fun figuring out the sweet moments the bros have with each other. :)

To God be the glory!

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#tmnt #my version of tmnt!! #the strength in weakness #comfort #fluff- FINALLYYYY #SIW Leo #SIW Mikey #SIW Don #SIW Lotus

[womansound]

₊˚ʚ  ᗢ₊˚✧  ﾟ.    𝐠𝐞𝐭  𝐭𝐨  𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰  𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐦𝐮𝐧    !

*  name  :  fifi  !!!!! *  pronouns  :  they/she *  preference  of  communication  :  discord  !  because  tumblr  ims  are  so  yucky  2  me.  im  sorry  cat  RBGKJRHGRJ *  most  active  muse  :  how  do  i  know  this  .  LKJAAHAJS  um  i  want  to  sayyyyy  like  paris  maybe  ?  i  have  a  million  muses  so  i  can’t  be  sure.  they’re  all  actively  running  around  my  head  and  giving  me  a  migraine  if  that’s  what  u  mean! *  experience  /  how  many  years  :  answering  this  question  honestly  seems  so  self-incriminating  so  i  just  want  to  say  i’ve  been  around  a  WHILE  and  a  LOT  ..  frequent  hiatuses  n  aliases  n  whatnot  ..  ohhh  it’s  been  a  minute *  best  experience  :  oh  my  god  so  many  honestly  !!  i  really  really  enjoyed  one  of  the  first  closed  campus  rps  i  did  ..  another  one  i  enjoyed  was  an  entertainment  company  one  hehe  u  know  who  u  are  ..  but  i  have  to  say  i’m  really  enjoying  the  plots  n  things  i  have  around  now  !!  because  i  just  love  the  people  i’m  writing  with  and  am  not  taking  myself  too  seriously  because  it’s  tungle  dot  com  babies  who  gives  a  fuck! *  rp  pet  peeves  :  people  with  the  font  size  8  who  live  to  make  my  legally  blind  ass  suffer  .  also  purple  prosers  ..  put  down  the  thesaurus  baby  it’s  not  that  deep  ..  also  it’s  just  me  being  picky  but  i’m  not  a  big  fan  of  people  who  have  too  many  rules  ??  again  it’s  tumblr  dot  com  nobody  will  ever  care  about  this  outside  of  this  small  corner  of  the  internet  maybe  we  can  relax  ?? *  fluff,  angst,  or  smut  :  yes  JKALAHJHWVJKWVBWV *  plots  or  memes  :  if  you’re  talking  first  interactions  i  definitely  love  plotting  first  and  pre-establishing  relationships  !  i  have  a  hard  time  going  off  of  memes  alone  so  i  like  to  talk  with  other  people  first  and  establish  what’s  going  on  before  i  go  and  assume  something.  but  once  we’ve  plotted  things  out  please  !  send  !!  me  !!  all  the  memes  !!!  even  if  it  takes  me  a  minute  to  do  ��em  i  just  love  them  sooooo  bad  !!! * long  or  short  replies  :  i  say  short  but  then  i  go  on  and  tack  a  million  words  to  my  partners’  replies,  always  ?  KJDRBJRGNR  so  let’s  say  i  like  ..  starting  off  short  ..  n  we  see  where  go  from  there  and  hopefully  it’s  nowhere  insanely  long  &lt;33 *  time  to  write  :  literally  whenever  !  i  run  my  blog  on  bursts  of  energy  and  i’m  fortunate  enough  that  that’s  become  more  common  as  of  late.  hopefully  i  haven’t  jinxed  it  by  saying  this 🤞 *  are  you  like  your  muses  :  yeah  i  too  am  a  little  shit  collectively

𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝  𝐛𝐲  : @vvfied mwa ! 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠  : everyone !

#queued! #u know that whole #talks a lot/listens ship dynamic #thats me/everyone on this dash #LHWLVKAVWB #me/the person reading this x

[mxstyk13]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON SPOILERS !!

i love coming on here and blabbing ab shows and movies i just got done watching its so fun lmaoooo

okay no but fr. this WILL be all over the place. alicent in her younger years always looked so depressed and honestly i get it. everytime her and her damn dad interacted i felt so bad for her, like he rlly only gaf ab the throne huh :/. daemon trying to get w rhaenyra sexually as her uncle 🫥 i know its like the 14th century but DAMN. also, the first time skip had me flabbergasted what do u MEAN alicent is pregnant? 🤨 shoulda known sir criston was an insane mf when he got caught for having intercourse w rhaenyra and his first thought was genuinely and srsly “kill me, i deserve it” and then proceeded to try and kill himself, i shoulda fuckin knew. i know they took their oaths seriously but calm down buddy. and i was so sadddd when laenor’s lover boy got killed. again, shoulda known criston was gonna snap when TWO mfs in one day confronted him ab that indecency lmaoooo and my god, GOT and HOD do not gaf ab showing gore my god MY GOD.

what else? alicent got on my absolute nerve in her later years. i know she was just trying to perform the duty and role she was forced into but can u blame me? 😔 and can i just say, that whole house pisses me off? everyone is like off their rocker. the hand aka her father, sir criston, that man with the limp, alicent herself, ALL her damn children except her daughter 😭 aegon but ESPECIALLY aemond show me serious potential to be joffrey 2.0s. nuh uhhhhh

when visery’s, in his sickly state, went above and beyond to make sure the court saw that he wanted her to be heir still and hers would inherit :’) still confused why on his last breath he changed his mind but i digress. daemon is so fine until he show that stinky personality, same for aemond like mannnnnn. sometimes i could forget daemon was truly a d*ck when i focused on that long hair and beautiful face and the kindness he showed sometimes but forever would he remind me 💀 ALSO AYYYYYY love seeinf rhaenyra as queen. and dare i say love it when she ordered men around, what can i sayyyyy what can i sayyyyyy lmaoooo EXAMPLE: how daemon was ab to fight the hand and she simply said no and he put that sword down. i never knew i enjoyed that sm until now, like u better listen. im a lesbian but that enjoyment does not discriminate. AND AHHHHHH SICKENING SICK SICK- when lucerys’ (?) dragon got tore apart and possibly him along with it….. i wanted to be happy when he made it to the clearing but i knew GOT liked to play mind games and i was right. :| i wanna believe he’s alive but, at the end, daemon told rhaenyra ab it. which makes me wonder, how did he know before anyone else? unless he came across his body or personally saw it himself. but then again, idk. but yea. this show had me stressed tf out. i need s2 ASAP RN

#house of the dragon #spoliers

[icyfox17]

All this to sayyyyy, what have you been up to lately? Watched anything, written anything, read anything, so on and so forth?

Also here have a flower: 🌺

HI HI HI HI HI

IVE CONTINUED MY BINGE OF ELEMENRARYY ITS SO GOODIFJDOEHFKFKD

I took a break from it to binge yt but I remembered its existence lately so I am now continuing it

It's a Sherlock Holmes adaptation!!! I'm much more attached to it than the BBC version tho I do still adore the BBC version, but . Elementary is way better imo

Elementary!Sherlock is sooo big brother he's so :(( /pos I love him sm

I did do some writing today!!! I was hanging out in the library with my friend and we were vibing to my rainy day playlist IT WAS SO VIBES and while she did hw, I did some writing :D it's not a lot but I enjoyed writing it ^-^ it's the first time I've written first person in years, I used to swear against it but recently I've read a few first pov short stories for class n stuff and I've realised it can actually be used very effectively :0 so I wanted to try it!!

Leaves of auburn and ochre painted the sky above me, their scent of sweetness and musk pungent in the wind.

I sat there, listening to the soft creaking of the trees swaying, thinking of how small I felt in that moment. To these tall oak trees, who had all loved hundreds of years, my life was a simple speck, nothing more than one of those dew drops that they felt on their leaves in the early morning.

It's not a lot bc I ran out of time bUTTT I really like it ^-^

RN IM READING WITCHLANDS ITS SO GOOD GRACIE U NEED TO READ IT OUOGIGOGIIGIG ITS 4/4 SBI BEST 4/4 FIC IVE EVER READ ITS HIGH FANTASY AND REALLY GOOD HURT COMFORT OGUFOHIFOHSJDJGK AND DID I MENTION 4/4??? THAT MEANS SANDDUOOOO

LOOK AT FHJS SHITBDJFFKKFKFG HE LIKES PHILS LAUGH :((( HE INSTANTLY CLOCKED HIM AS A DAD :((( I CANT DO THISJDJFISOWHRIFKF BAWKS MY EYES OUT

Also there's a LOT of crimeboys ^-^

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32581789?view_full_work=true

Uhmmm and a LOT of twinsduo angst oops

Everyone's super wholesome except twinsduo criessss but they get their happy ending . Eventually SHFJGKFKFKKGG BUT YEAH ITS GENUINELY LIKE ONE OF MY TOP FIVE FICS EVER I ADORE IT SO MUCH OHMYGODFHDF

I'm hopefully gonna make chai tea (steeped in milk ^-^) but I ate too much dinner so we'll see if I have room for it :00

The rainy day vibes have been wonderful today!! I am so so happ ^-^

#foxieasks #grace tag #ty for the flower king :D #here is one in return for you 🪷

[not-close-to-straight]

Finishing the new Thor movie to see this update in my inbox made my DAYYYY- even if I didn't get to it right away

Oh but wade you 100% wanna be jet packed don't tell lies

I will always be sappy for peter loving the feeling of wades scars

I feel I repeat myself every spideypool with certain aspects but hey it's true

Because you're perfect to hang onto 😭

Peter making charts to understand his power limits is also me in that paranoid person trying to understand in theory without doing the practise

Their devotion in such a short time kills me and I love it

Peter just being able to sense wades presence during the trials is so hot my goshhhh

Ok buggy babe new fave

Call me baby boy and growl at me YAAS PETER YAAAAS

I was horny for the Beast #DEAD

MMMMMMMM peter lifting cars

You know it's serious when wades serious

I do NOT plan to do any tricks but I just bought myself a longboard (with a spidey logo) and boi peter doing skateboarding this chapter makes me so very hype for it to come in

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SELF MADE WEBS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO arguably the one thing I needed Andrew to have to complete me

The whole wrist moment is just reminding me of the artist fuzzyaya and their epic spideypool wrist art and I 👀

CHOMPER😍 the cutest of babies. I now need my friends to have my contact photo as a dinosaur this is the only need

Peter in panties you sayyyyy

Wade DOES want to be jet packed, he 100% loves it lol. It's more about how if Peter is holding him, all of his damage etc is right there and visible vs if he's holding Peter, he can... hide? That's why its so consistently great that Peter doesn't LET him hide. I love that.

The idea of Peter making charts and Wade just like "or I could throw stuff at you to test your reflexes" I felt like was very in character for both of them lol. I always thought it was a little bit off in the spiderman movies that we never really see Peter approaching his abilities scientifically? Like we sort of do with AG and TH with their web fluid but other than that, not really. You're telling me a science nerd kid wouldn't do the Scientific Method trying to find answers? Even after the initial montage of just flying between buildings and shooting webs everywhere? Come on.

I LOVED the sensory deprivation/trials scene. I definitely upped Peter's spideryness in the fic as well as upping just sort of generic super powers like the crazy hearing and lightning fast reflexes and of course, actual webs vs needing web shooters. But I love that scene with Wade talking to him and Peter not knowing what was said but knowing realistically he should be scared about it but instead he's just turned on? HOLLA.

Is fuzzyyaya the one where Peter's wrist gets milked? Cos.... that may or may not be in the fic already lmaooo

I thought the Chomper reference would either hit EXCELLENT or be one of those things that wildly ages me as a writer. I texted Alyssa @xkissmeimirishx a picture of Chomper and was like "who is this" because I knew if she knew right away, the joke would land but if she was like ??? then I'd leave it out. Obviously she knew exactly who it was and so many people in the comments did too which makes me VERY happy!

[jihyocentric]

dudeeee i love that kitten!jihyo is a black cat!! made me think of smth with her and owners!jeongmi:

one day they'd be teasing her, maybe a little after they've just adopted her and one of them (probably jeongyeon) throws out that jihyo brings bad luck cause she's a black cat

and at first they're all laughing and everything's fine until they look over at jihyo who's staring up at them with wide teary eyes and the biggest pout on her face. and she's just whining "but im nooooot bad luck don't sayyyyy that"

jeongmi spoil her for the rest of the day cause they feel bad but the jokes on them cause jihyo doesn't actually think that she was bad luck, she just wanted the extra attention :)

-🐶

we have that jeongmi and kitten hyo au here!! in the au, i feel like mina would say something like that because she's the mean one and if jihyo got teased about that she'd get so grumpy and sulky and demand for their affection and love because what they did is unforgivable... unless they shower her with attention and praise and give her what she wants!

and i was talking abt jihyo being a black cat because they're so funny like they don't give af about anything but they're super cuddly and playful and kitten hyo is just like that, she loves to be lazy and just stay in bed getting pampered but sometimes she's fussy and quite playful..

also i feel like if jeongmi are having an intense argument in front of her (not relationship related, nothing too serious) jihyo will keep doing what she's doing and not even glance at them and that's SO black cat behavior lol

#🐶 anon #asks

[ablogofsapphicpanic]

HEY! It’s SANTA! How are you doing?! Have you done anything fun this week? Also, LOL at the meme your brother drew. 🤭 I really do hope you like this fic, so don’t mind me playing 20 questions with you hehe.

Would you rather have something in Prythian or in an AU? 

--If you want an If you want an au, what are a few that light up your Christmas tree? 🎄

--If you prefer something in universe, are there particular locations you’re interested in exploring? 

And I took a look at that What I Need music video that you recommended. I love it so much!!!! Are there any other books, videos, movies, songs etc that remind you of Emerie, Mor or both of them? 

And your last set of serious questions - what tropes do you love? Any you loathe? I want to make sure to include what you love and leave the rest alone!!! 

And then your non-serious question because I see you are familiar with BG3. Which companion is the best companion? This is not a trick question! 👀 I swear 👀

Hi!!! I didn't really do much fun this week, but I do have plans to go apple picking and bake pies with my neighbors on Sunday, and I'm looking forward to that! I hope you had a nice week and did something fun! (If you did you should tell me, I'd love to hear about it).

Uhhh, that is a toughie. I prefer canon verse I think, but I wouldn't say no to an AU either 👀 so I'm gonna answer both and whatever strikes your fancy of the two, have at it!

I am a big fan of modern AUs, uhhhhh... I like supernatural romances (werewolves, vampires, that kind of stuff). Both is good, too. I like fairytale AUs as well. There was one sapphic beauty and the beast book that I read that was so good and I forgot the name of it and will hate myself forever for it. A fitting one for Mor and Emerie I think would be maybe a similar concept to Aladdin? Princess has to marry, doesn't want to, along comes suitor she can't actually have?

In Prythian, I'd like to see more of what's going on at Mor's private estate. It seems secluded but also I'm sure stuff is around and it's obviously somewhere she feels more open to relax herself. Also, Rita's is an untapped GOLD MINE right now. Gay club in Velaris? Fuck yes.

Ohhhhh there are so many. I recently read the fiancee farce and it did give them vibes (heiress has to marry to get her inheritance, girl is about to lose the family business and needs money to buy it before it gets sold 👀). Feelings by Hayley is another good song, leaning more towards Mor for that one. Honestly, a lot of Hayley Kiyoko songs are *chef's kiss* for them. I love her so much. But Taylor Swift is my favorite artist so I have to give at least one song from her and I'd sayyyyy... I Can See You, The Very First Night, and Dancing With Our Hands tied.

Tropes! Only one bed is a classic. I will never be tired of that. Fake dating/momentarily pretending to be a couple for whatever reason. I don't HATE miscommunication, but I prefer it not be the *whole* story.

Also, I believe it's not a trick question, because the only right answer is Karlach (though Laezel is a close second). Who is yours? 👀👀

#secret santa #helloooooo!

[its-inevitable-lupe]

plus c being the sweetest person….. I can’t ever do wrong. And I’m happy we were good and doing good. AND she’s like 🙄😁 IF you have SOMETHING TO SAYYYYY SAY IT LMAOOO because I’m always not satisfied and demanding 😂… i said nooooo, just NICE POSTIVE THOUGHTS LMAO. Kkkk she hates me sometimes but hehe. I just whew… when I tell you she has a SOFT APOT FOR ME ugh of time you SUCK. Suck like time hates me. And the other I play and all and I swear she looks like she will murder me when I go with c and behind her because aaah it’s all innocent and nice. Nothing like that with sssss.. it was until we got passive and fighting and stuff got strange lmao and I had to settle down and control myself. But c…. She’s an angel with an ATTITUDE towards me lol. I love it. But also.. nice energy. (When she’s good and smile) .. THEN she’s like HEYYY LMAO and I just stood there a bit surprised lmao. And a guy passed up when she said it.. and I’m like what did you say that to me or him and she’s like CUTE SMILING LAUGHING AND SAID YOUUUU… ugh I die. Idk but she reminds me of someone I knew sigh. It’s just sweet……………….. :( and I can’t say nothing back lmao. And I know I will MISS HER these two weeks. A lot. I hope we message and talk.. but I kinda want to leave her alone and be with her family.. and her whole cousin one year burial praying thing they are doing. I hope she’s safe in Mexico. I wish I could of gone.. but yeah I hope everything goes well. Imma tell her to get me a bracelet 😂 watch she says no. Also ah….

SEE THIS IS WHAT I SHOULD WRITE ABOUT. Good cute things :)

#my thoughts