#when will my suffering end

[thatdeadaquarius]

HELP I JUST HAD A THOUGH

WHAT IF

What if....

Blunt reader became a harbinger

I have NO idea how that would go but im here for the crack lol

I BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE-

(and to use this gif more importantly they're all so hot here lol)

Sun: Reader (you/they/them), Blunt Language AU :D

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, crack treated srsly (yes im using ao3 tags atp)

Stars: Harbingers!

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: none known & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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SO thought I’d update anyone missing out bc of the new year but-

I made this silly thing called Blunt Language AU, that was my 1st post for this blog/fandom actually! :D

I’ll link it here, but TLDR: it’s just our modern speech sounding “ancient” to the Teyvatians, who speak really flowery/fluffy/lots of context in comparison!

That’s all you rlly need to know to read this I think, so enjoy! :)

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u fall into Genshin Impact, and Snezhnaya is where you land first type of energy lol

weird golden star falling from the sky? that sounds like a prophecy the Tsaritsa knows abt alright

so they sent Childe, one of the friendliest (if not The Friendliest) Harbinger, to see if it was a valid claim you’d finally descended,

and ofc as soon as the redhead heard you try and talk to him, he knew the claims by the small village nearby (who had taken u in from the cold weather/taken care of you) were legit

pantalone did manage to squeeze some examples of what you’d possibly sound like into his head before he left so while Childe personally has a tough time talking to you, it doesn't mean he’s not willing to try!! >:)

he mostly just kept asking questions forever until he understood what you meant, and as soon he got u were asking abt the Tsaritsa, the other Harbingers, himself, even how to get Sneznayan-made clothes lol

he was like: 👀👀👀???!!!!

it wasn't so much recruitment at first as it was “omg the exalted one wishes to learn abt us, the Tsaritsa and her Harbingers? abt me?? well would your highness like to come to our palace perchance???!!!!”

= have u ever been seduced and worshipped by a god and her country?? would you like to- ??? ← Childe actually

and with that convinces you to come straight to the Harbingers/Tsaritsa’s very home

No, you’re not just spoiled.

No, you’re not just pampered.

You are cosseted and coveted.

The Tsaritsa makes her first in person appearance to the people in decades to personally announce your return, and to get a festival going to literally parade you into the capital lol

And tbh it was kind of shocking how quickly the people of Snezhnaya are able to whip out the party supplies, within days of traveling via horses/sleds/carriage/trains all kinds of transportation, u arrived at the capital in full swing of a parade for you

The Tsaritsa herself in what looks like a genshin-ified kokoshnik, the elaborate headress draped with a veil so thin it looks like frost covering her face,

flocked on either side by her harbingers in full (kinda goth) ceremonial outfits waiting on your arrival too

needless to say you are properly smitten intimidated

and you stay nervous around them for the first few days or so,

that is before you run into the weekly, what you would call “family dinner nights”, but they call “dinner reports”…

in which Childe, the only one you’d been comfortable enough around to be a bit more genuine to, and surprisingly the only one to quickly adapt to your speech after traveling with you for days, would translate for you what tf you were saying to them vs. what everyone at the table was saying to you/around you

you would also like to propose other titles for these weekly dinner meetings you’re invited to, aka “family feud dinner night/family fight night/harbinger on harbinger hate night/fruit on fruit crimes, if you will” 💀

the Tsaritsa is just peacefully talking to you abt any and everything, bc ofc Pierro’s on her right, and ur on her left

(she and Pierro are surprisingly soft spoken, very polite, and able to say something interesting/take an interest in whatever subject you all end up on)

u don't think you've ever been more comfortable and on such equal footing around ppl sm older than you (what are older ppl to you, but to them ur literally fucking eldritch with how ancient u are, and u can tell with how they treat u like it lmao)

hard cut back to the rest of the table:

an argument that just gets louder and louder has broken out between Childe, Dottore, La Signora, and Pantalone abt who should get free time with you first/get to do smth with you first as you get over ur adjustment period here, Childe has taken his butter knife to throw and just barely missed Dottore’s eye, and it is now embedded in the back of his fancy chair (the servants placing down dinner courses just move abt w/the most bored expressions on their faces)

(u send half the table if this group gets out of hand and u just: “Please shut the fuck up, each of ur comebacks take 30 minutes and it’s killing me” 💀 bc they're the most likely to understand u too, even Pierro/Capitano/Pulcinella chuckle a little, and u think the Tsaritsa smirked under her veil)

ur honestly too scared to see what Scarmouche, Sandrone, and Arlecchino are arguing about, because they're arguing so silently further down the table. They have murder in their eyes.

Columbina and Capitano are having a peaceful collab over weapons, armor, and clothing to offer you, Pulcinella is close enough to both participate in that convo and in you, Pierro, and the Tsaritsa’s convos too

by the 2nd week you've decided to choose chaos, and get them to play board games together sometimes (they cant all make it all the time, tbh u don't know if u can handle that either) but groups of them will play at a time

u remembered early on what a dick Dottore was, and sentenced asked if he’d like to play this new board game called “Monopoly” from ur world with Childe, Pantalone, Pierro, Arlecchino, La Signora, and Scaramouche all together :)

(so what ur trying to bring khaenri’ah part 2 down on his head as punishment?? u owe scara and collei that at least)

Columbina is more than happy to help get you Harbinger-like clothes to wear since ur so interested in the style!! (yes yesss get converted, she already has a title picked out for you)

she also giggles anytime u talk abt whether u like an outfit or not, bc u just “no thank you I’d rather wear a trash bag than that shirt, but lets try another?”

meanwhile the tailors in the background u could literally edit them to one of those videos where it just zooms in on their faces with a vine boom of shock

like Pierro, ur unranked, just above the other Harbingers really, as it wouldn't do to make you the 12th Harbinger or smth

the names they gave you being, “The Playwright” or “The Renaissance” or even “Drammaturgo”

(pls anyone who speaks Italian correct if I'm wrong ToT )

ok but the first time, unsurprisingly, one of them got snappy with you, likely Scara I would think,

Scaramouche, pissy: “And what shall we do if it appears our almighty god is perhaps a descender who is entirely human? Why I dare say you’d be transgressing on privileges that were never yours to begin with!”

Every other Harbinger, the Tsaritsa herself, the servants, the frost on the walls: 😶😦😨😶‍🌫️

You, unbothered, still eating and fully expecting this moment: “I don't want to hear it from someone who has god-mommy issues. You shouldn’t have an opinion about me, ur biased.”

yeah, so obviously, they’re emotionally all attached now whether they know it or not, and this was of course the moment they realized they're god would fit in so perfectly here

(the other nations are going to have to pry you from Snezhnaya from their cold dead hands, esp since u now have legal deniability to visit bc ur technically a Harbinger, only commanded by her majesty lol)

(Scaramouche, Arlecchino, and Sandrone were fighting about who gets the room nearest to your quarters lol)

(Capitano won, somehow??)

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sorry ive been slow lately guys, been just trying to work on alllll the fics these past weeks/days/however long its been??

anyway had the shift from hell last week so wish me luck with work this week if u see this 😭

hope u enjoyed this old ask/crack treated srsly post orah!! :D

Safe Travels,

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@kiyomi-uchiha777

#genshin sagau #genshin isekai #sagau #genshin imagines #my asks #aqua asks #genshin impact sagau #genshin x reader #gender neutral reader #genshin impact #genshin sagau isekai #so many tags #when will my suffering end #will i post eldritch part 2 first #or will i post player possessions chp 3 first #who knows #orah my beloved <33

[arttsuka]

Sorry I had to after my other post.

4th wall break from Sherlock because why not.

Also pomade*

#i did this in 15 minutes #that's why it looks a little wonky #also now I'm facing another problem with Watson's design. now he looks like tintin #when will my suffering end #sherlock holmes #sherlock #john watson #johnlock #acd holmes #acd canon #but not really #comic #fanart #art #traditional art #doodles #my god awful handwriting makes an appearance in this (I had a lot to write)

[merlinspussy]

Crowley and Aziraphale as lyrics from ‘Unreal Unearth’:

And that’s probably not even all of them...

#when will my suffering end #good omens 2 #good omens #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x arizaphale #good omens s2 #good omens 1 #michael sheen #david tennant #hozier #unreal unearth #ineffable husbands

[archangeldyke-all]

ovulating. without a girlfriend. AGAIN.

#when will my suffering end

[unii-outlawed]

Jeanlisa Rocker x sexy flower shop ladyyy

I just wanna know when I can stop obsessing over them😭please

#jeanlisa #my art #when will my suffering end #genshin impact #jean gunnhildr #lisa genshin impact

[novorehere]

Wow, that’s great! Good for you.

Oh

OH NOOOO

I hate both of you so much

#op #shall we vore #they really just got up on stage shirtless and rickrolled the entire devildom #with a vore song #when will my suffering end #OM stuff

[elitehoe]

And still ROH would cham-

#when will my suffering end #aew full gear #aew #aew lb

[heavens-sin]

So- I let my friend use my laptop for their finals and I got it back and it’s giving me a what I like to call the blue-screen of death / error message for windows- so I’ll be stuck in mobile till i can figure out what they did and get this fixed-

#* 🦩 . ◞ no.1 doffy hater ༺ ooc. #I’m calm on the outside but I’m screaming on the inside #I’m so upset GAGSBSB #when will my suffering end

[alltimefail-sims]

Getting online when T Sw**t does literally anything...

Every tag. Every fandom. Fanfic titles. Retconned characters (this character is a sw***ie, this character is this song coded, this ship is so that song coded and so on). Fan Edits out the ass. Audio clips, lyric quotes, hot takes on Twitter/Instagram/Tumblr/YouTube/TikTok. A cruel, unending slew of exposure you did not ask for lmfao

#when will my suffering end #and the worst part is that I generally have no strong feelings about her 😭 I enjoy several of her songs fr #I feel the same way about like the superbowl for example - when everyone apparently is collectively obsessed with this one thing and you ar #not... it's weird. Idk how else to describe it like everything I know about this subject is against my will lmfao #and I can't emphasize enough that I think her music is like... fine!!! It's not my fave but I do enjoy a handful of her songs but the last #48 or so hours have been absolutely a miserable time for me lmao. I cannot go anywhere on any website without being confronted with #content I do not care to see lmfao and I don't mean that in a bitchy way it's just weird!!!! #and I censored her name because I do not want any fan to get pissed at me or say I hate girls winning or something lmao #that's all I really had to say. It's just weird and I don't want it to come off like I'm trying to steal anyone's joy or like I'm some #entitled music snob asshole... it's just weird when you actively are not looking for a person's content but it doesn't matter because #the content WILL be pushed in everything you enjoy and then you are the asshole or a hater for committing the crime of... #just being uninterested lmao 😭 #ignore me #personal #nonsims #just shitposting #gif warning

[gessshoku]

Whole ass tablet fell smack on my face and now my glasses broke again

#when will my suffering end

[yourfavoriteakutagawakinnie]

the way soukoku was ripped apart yet never lost their utter devotion and trust in one another

honestly just kill me now

#soukoku #bungou gay dogs #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #they physically hurt me #when will i know peace #when will my suffering end

[constant-stateofdenial]

again??????

#whyyyy #ig i’ll do my homework #but i’m not gonna be happy about it #when will my suffering end #i should stop being so dramatic about this #i did not realize how much of a problem i had #until ao3 was gone ALL DAY #ao3 #ao3 is down

[bluesundaymorn]

i regret to inform you all i am once again horny

#when will my suffering end

[fortyfive-forty]

born to create mass amounts of creative content about sports to share with the little gay people on my phone. forced to write an essay about danish passive verb construction.

#oh 😔 #i want to make gifs i want to write stories #when will my suffering end #<- i literally signed up for this degree

[camplease]

i am facing unimaginable trials (following the camilla hect tag while trying to dodge the unwanted guest spoilers)

#i didn’t think she was even in it #and yet #camilla hect #the unwanted guest #at least i’ve filtered it now #but oh the temptation #when will my suffering end

[j4r-of-flies]

I am literally Walter White

(I keep fucking coughing)

#when will my suffering end