#why it so thick

[trustymikh]

a chonker

#looking at pla giratina model #why it so thick #gira is a fat caterpillar #love its fat lil body and stubby legs #not that scary to be honest #mik draws #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #giratina #fanart #digital art #drawing #meme redraw #pla

[pangur-and-grim]

the vet healed my cat too much

#pangur #I don't know why she's so obsessed with Wheat Thick's pelt!!! I even bought Pangur her own rabbit skins specifically to play with #I guess it's the forbidden nature that's appealing

[ducksinhats]

nothing will EVER be as funny to me in behind the scenes fandom than nbc hannibal bc in every interview hugh dancy is sat there all earnestly, leaning forward in his chair, hands clasped, giving an extremely well phrased explanation of why romantic hannigram isnt real and every single time mads mikkelson is sat next to him giving him the most diabolical side eye with that smug smirk on his face. in my heart, every hannibal interview is just: hugh dancy: -so that's why their friendship transcended the need for romance, they were each others world just through their relationship as it was!! mads mikkelson, leant so far back in his chair hes borderline horizontal, taking a huge drag from a cigarette dangling from his fingers, in a thick european accent: they fuck.

#i cant explain how thick the accent is in my head #its more “they fook” more than anything else #mads' accent isnt even that strong idk why this imagery is so strong to me #hannigram #nbc hannibal #will graham #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy #hannibal bts #hannibal #murder husbands

[bradleysweetheart]

boyfriend!bradley, boyfriend!bradley, boyfriend!bradley 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#i am screaming in an open field #howling if u will #why isn’t he mine #he’s so thick #& big #i can’t he’s so cute but so hot #brad brad #bradley bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #rooster bradshaw #bradley rooster #top gun mav #top gun fandom #top gun #top gun maverick #miles teller #miles💘

[unknownsigils]

i swear you could make anything wrong seem right

#art #lego ninjago #ninjago #artist on tumblr #procreate art #digital art #ninjago skybound #skybound #jay walker #jay ninjago #nya smith #nya jiang #nya ninjago #ninjago jaya #lyrics are from Bedtime by Endeavor #i could tag this as dilara #also i am severely artblocked so if you notice me reverting to simple shapes and thick lineart instead of my normal thin lines #that is why

[paimonial-rage]

cocky bastard vibes - zhongli

ship: zhongli x reader

synopsis: in which reader shares their free thoughts on the liyue statue of seven

notes: standalone snippet part of the bookkeeping!verse

It was a beautiful day in Liyue. The grass was a luscious green and the birds were singing a beautiful song. After a nice stay at the Emerald Maple Inn, you and Mr. Zhongli decided to have a cup of tea next to the Statue of the Seven before heading on your way to Qingce Village. You were to accompany him to pick up supplies for the next funeral rite, and with the way the morning was going, you knew nothing would ruin this peaceful day.

"So how much do you want to bet that Rex Lapis was hot and knew it?”

You ignored the choked sound that came from your side as you gazed up at the picturesque statue. Though your companion would probably consider your question quite out of the blue, you couldn’t say it was the first time you wondered such a thing. Whenever you passed by one of them in Liyue, the thought always plagued your mind for a few hours after. Judging by Mr. Zhongli’s reaction, though, it seemed he did not share your sentiments.

"Ehem… That… certainly is an interesting thought. I can’t say whether or not previous records touched on such a topic."

You hummed, gazing up at the statue. Really? That couldn’t be true. Why wouldn’t anyone talk about a statue looking like that?

“Well there are many reasons why I’d say I’m right. First off, his outfit. He has a hooded cloak on while also being shirtless. There’s absolutely no logical reason to dress like that unless they’re from the deserts of Sumeru, wouldn’t you say? It obviously was a conscious fashion decision. If you pair that with the seductive way he’s sitting, I’d be inclined to assume he’s quite clearly feeling his look.”

Silence came from your side. Hm, Mr. Zhongli still wasn’t convinced? Then you would go on.

“You do see it, right? His posture is relaxed, yet confident. Not to mention the way he’s looking at that cube in his hand with practically bedroom eyes. His knees are apart too. My friend from Sumeru told me that when a man sits like that, he’s displaying his dominance.”

Still silence.

"You can't sit in a seductive pose like that without on some level being aware you look good doing it. I mean look at him! He's shirtless and everything! I've heard even macho fishermen say that they pray to the statue for a good night before coming home to see their wives. You can’t blame them, right?"

A hesitant cough.

"I-I'm sure it was a younger time when those statues were sculpted."

You groaned.

"Maybe, but you’re not even looking! If you did, you’d agree with me that Rex Lapis is clearly exuding such massive 'cocky bastard' vibes!" You countered.

For some reason, the more you spoke, the more flustered he became.

"C'mon, Mr. Zhongli! Why are you so embarrassed? It's not like I'm slandering his good name! I mean, if Rex Lapis didn't want us talking about him like this, maybe he shouldn't have made a statue with abs clean enough to eat off of!"

Okay, maybe at this point, you were piling it on a bit thick. Could anyone blame you? His face was in his hand as if he had a headache, and were his ears tinged the slightest hint of red? It was an interesting sight. Never had you seen him look so completely flustered. Sure you were rather blunt, but you didn't think your words were that provocative. Mr. Zhongli really was practically a 65 year old man.

"I thought you respected the Geo Archon…" He muttered weakly.

You gasped in offense.

"I do! I’d even consider my words the utmost of pious behavior. In Mondstadt, the sisters of the church consider themselves married to Barbatos, the Anemo Archon. So finding the Geo Archon to be a sex god is pretty much the same thing, right?”

“No, it is not.”

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin x reader #zhongli #zhongli x reader #in which the author converts their first thought upon seeing the liyue statue of seven into written verse #like legit why he sit like that tho #like i’m not the only one right? #why is he sitting like he wants to seduce someone #there’s no logical reason anyone would sit like that unless they thought they looked damn sexy doing so #also if it isn’t clear reader is purposefully laying it on thick through this whole thing #it’s their turn to be amused they deserve it #he’s put them through enough #this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever written but i’m also not sorry #this is my magnum opus not the fischl one uwu #milk u made me finish this how dare you #bookkeeping!verse

[ryuusea]

More Modern True Friend Problems + never get tired of doodling Liam stealing Sherly’s clothes

#modern au #True Friends who h*ld h*nds and kiss in sherly’s apartment #pls look at chibi Liam’s shiny butt it is most important thing here #sherliam #yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #ynm sherlock holmes #Liam James moriarty #as someone with dark wavy thick hair I get it #I vacuum and look at the floor like why tf I shed so much #more than my cat

[lovefortayley]

Happy one year anniversary This Is Why.

#paramore #hayley williams #taylor york #zac farro #paramore edits #this is why #thick skull #paramore graphics #my edits #editors on tumblr #by lovefortayley #graphic design #graphic art #1yearoftiw #I wanted to originally submit this for the zine but was sick so I couldn't make it last week 😭 #but here it is! #happy one year to tiw we love you

[mochabeanzz]

🖤💀🎅🏼🎄

#wasn't gonna post these here too #but they're cute so why not #was cute n festive today 🎄 #mochabeanz #nsft pics #queer nsft #thick babe #alt girl #alt gf #big tiddy goth gf #big tiddy goth girl #emo girl #content creator #big boody #big booyt #girls with colored hair #thonglover

[f1-stuff]

Chinese GP '24 // P5 in Sprint

"Yeah, I gave it all - probably, I gave it too much at the start with Max, used my tyres a bit too much... I went into tyre management behind Fernando for a bit, and then, towards the end, I managed to pass him. I think, then, he was way too optimistic trying to pass me back and pushed me off the track. That damaged my car, a lot of dirt on my tyres, and- started going backwards from then."

#why is he smizing so hard in the first one tho #do you have a thick gorgeous eyelash in your eye pookie? #carlos sainz #Chinese GP '24 #2024 #gifs #mine #formula one #f1 #ferrari #shanghai gp 2024

[pixlokita]

Y’all know it’s a game right ? As in it’s fiction… as in you don’t have to try to convince me about anything =w= I’m just gonna keep drawing my gremlin son being a gremlin you can take it or leave it

#fnaf #pix habla #stupid hair got too long but I’m not allowed to cut it #and It’s too thick last time I cut it myself it took forever anf it looked bad #oh yeah so why the heck are people saying all these things in my art #this is one of them #one of the less agressive ones #congrats on being featured here if you follow me on tumblr

[bumblingbabooshka]

My name is [BRUTUS] and my name means [HEAVY] so with a [HEAVY] heart I'll guide this dagger Into the heart of my enemy

Something about having absolutely no choice in who you marry. About being literally forced by the law to spill blood - to accept this stranger as your husband over a man you truly care for or accept the fact that the man you love might die because you put him in danger. Something about risking becoming the wife of a man you've never even seen before a few minutes prior because you know anything would be better than putting your beloved in harm's way. Something about the trust inherent in that decision and in the way she speaks of it after. Truthfully, T'Pring doesn't know the captain and she doesn't know Spock. Either one of them could have taken her as their wife but she does know Stonn. She knows that Stonn will remain by her side no matter what. They made a plan together. They have an agreement which T'Pring believes will be upheld even though the plan changed with the arrival of Kirk. Stonn will always be there, always, and Stonn will be hers. Something about the language used around T'Pring: Ownership, subservience, non-personhood. T'Pring is an object that Spock can win. She cannot reject him, she has no say in the matter other than having Stonn 'claim' her instead. Even when Spock leaves after being very clearly rejected by T'Pring he says "Stonn, she is yours." as if despite her clear rejection he still owns her and is must formally 'give' her to Stonn. But the language T'Pring uses around Stonn is a break from that: "There was Stonn who wanted very much to be my consort, and I wanted him." Stonn who wanted very much to be HER consort and she WANTED him. The language here is very particular - It's not, for example: "Stonn wanted me to be his wife" - he is HERS. And she WANTS him. There's a mutual affection there and a strong trust - a trust which seems to be well founded since Stonn (though silent) stands by her side at the end of the episode. <- That might seem small but if Spock would reject her for 'daring to challenge' (again, the language is not 'because I don't want you' but more of an implied disgust at her having the AUDACITY to reject him) then it's not a stretch to assume that it'd be considered an insult in the TOS Vulcan society to NOT choose Stonn as her champion after a prior agreement. Anyway T'Pring was a woman in an impossible situation within a society which saw her as more of an object than a person and she wanted Stonn and Stonn wanted to be hers and she trusted that he would understand if she had to publicly pick someone else to ensure his life would be spared and he did understand.

#amok time #T'Pring i s....T'Pring she....-puts my head through a wall- #PLEASE read under the cut for my rambling about T'Pring in amok time pleasepleaseplease #tired of 'T'Pring is evil/a bitch' and VERY uninterested in 'T'Pring is a girlboss' #T'Pring is a person in a society which doesn't think she has the right to make her own choices who's in [love] with a man who [loves] her #back in what I'd like to think is implied to be a slightly subversive way in its mutual and fervent nature (whether the writers thought #this was a good or bad thing - who knows. We know better RIGHT??) #and yes I will stylize T'Pring's hair differently every single time I draw it HEHEHE #star trek tos #Spock #T'Pring #also of COURSE something something spock/kirk & stonn/t'pring parallels: To keep your beloved safe you have to force someone else to kill #theirs - not BC you hate him (you don't) but you don't love him either and why does HE get to have you even if you don't want him?? Why doe #he get to 'give' you to the person YOU chose?? It's not a hatred on a person level (which I wanted to portray with the 'brothers') portion #but a sort of societal embodying. #I will think about T'Pring not wanting to be 'the consort of a legend' every damn day !!! #They really could have laid it on thick in making her evil guys...T'Pau even makes a comment about Spock's 'vulcan blood is thin' #but all T'Pring says is that Spock is a legend and she doesn't want that for her life. She wants Stonn. #And you're gonna sit there and you're gonna tell her that she's wrong!??? Spock doesn't even want to be with her!! Why is she so hated!? #CAN WE FREE MY GIRL??? She did all that but it's being read in the worst faith possible!! #comix #bea art tag #star trek art #She literally says the word 'FREE'...she's TRAPPED!!!

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick in 8x16 | requested by Anonymous

#here ya go! #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S8 #me as that piece of paper he's shoving in his pocket #thick rick™ #A R M V E I N S #why do rolled up sleeves have so much power #D _ D D Y #Pat I'd like to buy an A #form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt #no shoving #ya ever want to run your hand down someone's arm like it's a staircase railing #....... #......bueller?.....bueller?

[anuspastor]

he is the minecraft

#grand admiral thrawn #mitth'raw'nuruodo #thrawn #thrawn 2017 #thranto #star wars legends #star wars art #star wars #sw #tagging thranto bc eli is there and watching thrawn's ass crack in that first pic.... #shitpost done carry on #listen i do not know WHY i made him so thick. he is a lanky nerd in my third eye. but fish thrawn is a different thrawn.. #naslivchiki...

[kik1draws]

Since no one here's sharing any screenshots with this ✨man✨, I guess I'll start then lol

Really important pics of Katsumi Orochi

#baki the grappler #my screenshots #anime #katsumi orochi #oh gosh I really obsessed w this silly guy #why does Katsumi in the anime have suuuuch thick eyebrows??😭😭😭 #in the manga he’s definitely hotty but in the anime he's a little more of a cutie patootie lol #🥺💕 #he's so 🥵🥵🥵

[angrybatart]

"Aww, you're no fun..."

DISCLAIMER: Yes, I am aware that props cannot be used in the Trials. That's the POINT of the comic. So DO NOT bother me about it. Not that anyone has. I just want to get that out there.

#fanart #short comic #Sky: Children of the Light #Sky: CotL #Sky Children of the Light #Moth #Season of Prophecy #Prophecy Guide #surfboard #Ya big meanie #Imagine though how many Moths are probably going to ask about it #because if I know people #facts JUST don't get through some people's thick skulls #And then there's the whiney bitches #“wHy CaN't I uSe PrOpS tHaT's So DuMb” #Rambling. Don't mind me