#wrong cop

[sparemoon]

Barbie and ken meme but with DAO companions

#leliana is more sad she got caught #zev is just happy to be here #alistair is the cop that arrested them #and morrigan didnt get caught #dao #da:o #dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair #zevran arainai #leliana #fuck did i spell her name wrong #we #bioware #barbie meme

[writer-room]

I think another clear theme of Spiderverse is that, as we’re told in the first movie, anyone can be Spider-Man. But in the second movie, Miguel tells us that Spider-Man has rules. Certain things have to happen, certain people have to die, certain people aren’t meant to be Spider-Man. And the message there is that, once someone makes those kinds of rules, you run. Because it’s just not true. Anyone, literally anyone, can be Spider-Man. There is no requirement. We’ve been shown you don’t even need to be bitten by a spider!

And with the amount of people comparing Spiderverse to the queer experience, this is especially important. There are no rules to being queer. There are no labels that are exclusive. There are no labels that are even required. As soon as someone says you can’t be queer in a certain way, or certain identities don’t ‘count’ for whatever reason, you need to run. They are liars. There are no rules, and there never have been. You are queer because you said so, and this is your decision alone.

If you decide you’re Spider-Man, then you’re Spider-Man. And if you decide you’re going to save everyone you can, then you will. It’s as simple as that.

#spiderverse #spiderman into the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spiderverse spoilers #spider verse #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara #queer #lgbt #miles morales #spiderman #spider-man #text post #talk #spider-punk is perfect for this because yeah! yeah! if someone tries to make a system #or a bunch of rules about what you can BE. and how you can BE this very person #theyre just a fckin cop! just straight up! and theyre wrong! i dont care how good the intention is #if there are rules to how you can function as a person then theyre wrong and you should run very far away from them! #a good cop is not a good person. gwens dad was a good cop. he only became a good father when he stopped being a cop #miguel is a hero but he is not a good person. he is saving millions of strangers and killing hundreds of loved ones #he knows he is not like the other spidermen and he thinks this means he has to be the one exception. miles cannot be the new exception #there are no rules to being a human. there are no rules to existing. there are no rules to being yourself and being happy #if someone tries to tell you there are things you must or mustnt do then every single time they are lying to you #maybe they dont mean to. but theyre liars. you decide your fate and who you are. nobody else can ever take that from you #please never forget that

[nerdpoe]

Pru Owens gets sent back in time. Pru Owens has also decided she really doesn't care about the timeline.

She kidnaps a baby Damian from Talia Al Ghul, before she can do that weird science shite that made the kid miss his toddler years.

She also knows she can't throw the kid at his father, because that's the first place Talia is gonna look.

Luckily, she's pretty sure Tim's parents either won't mind or won't notice another kid. Also it'll be payback for all the shit Tim put her through.

She may have forgotten that Tim is eleven at the moment.

Shit.

#story prompt #Damian was just born basically #only like two weeks old #tim comes home one day to a nanny who won't take no for an answer #and beat the shit out of the cops that his mom and dad called #“...well. doesn't seem like she's gonna attack US. guess you have a new baby brother and a nanny!” #tim drake #damian wayne #tagged it wrong lmfao i'm gonna go to bed

[tesco-finest-aromantics]

i feel like the queer community lost when we started policing labels and making sure everyone used the Correct™ labels instead of letting a person decide what feels right for them

#caique posts #inspired by a post a trans guy made asking if it was okay for him to keep identifying as a lesbian even though he’s now a man #and all the comments telling him no because lesbians can’t be men #and also all the other posts of people asking if they’re ''allowed'' to use certain labels #why do you need permission? #who are you even asking permission from? #we’re not cops #do whatever you want forvever #also inspired by an article in a zine in the 80s/90s of two FtMs in a T4T relationship #one of them described the relationship as being between a butch and his sissy boy #i cannot ever imagine anyone calling themselves that nowadays #because of ''only lesbians can be butches'' and ''sissy is offensive'' discourse #i’m sure there are people out there who would want to describe their relationship like that but don’t feel they’re ''allowed'' to #anyway lots of baby queers are tying themselves in knots trying to figure themselves out #and they’re more concerned with using the Correct™ label instead of the one they feel most comfortable with #yeah i just don’t like it #knowing you’re queer should be a liberating feeling #instead of something anxiety-inducing because you’re worried if you’re using labels wrong

[g1deonthefirst]

can we talk about gideon the first can we please talk about gideon the first. he is constantly being used as a tool or a weapon. john takes his arm off and uses him as a bomb. he sends him to melbourne and stops his heart. john resurrects him and shapes him into his "attack dog," a role that is absolutely informed by his race, as the one confirmed dark-skinned character among the lyctors. he's never treated the way augustine and mercymorn are. pre-resurrection, a— and m— sleep in the facility with john but g— sleeps outside in his ute. post-ascension, he spends 10,000 years with gaps in his memory, feeling as though he's gone mad, and he gets no sympathy for it. he does john's bidding, unquestioningly. he fights varun the eater alone, because mercymorn and augustine leave him there, and he dies, and nobody notices. the closest thing to a eulogy he gets from the people who have been his companions for 10,000 years is:

g—, you died for nothing.

#g1deon #gideon the first #tlt #thanks lem for finding that passage again #genuinely thinking about it makes me feel sick #like he's a fascist and a cop as much of any of them don't get me wrong #but the way that he's treated by john and the other lyctors and what that reveals about their own prejudices #is horrifying to me

[mammutblog]

lrb until now i’ve never been in a fandom where people come in my inbox and dms to tell me that a blog i interact with ships something they think is problematic like? that’s some secret service cop behavior my dude. also idk u? like you come in here and go “your friend is cooking beef and i’m vegetarian!” like that’s literally my friend bro? you don’t even know me or my friend? i literally cannot help u if u think that’s somehow activism bro, just unfollow me, u literally don’t have to follow me, be free and be happy

#also it’s so funny when they phrase it like i don’t know what my friends be shipping #like as a psa like it’s something serious #like you think i’m stupid and you gotta help this poor silly little innocent blog from hanging out with the wrong kids #cop behavior #you gonna mansplain to me what my friends are posting on tumblr dot com?

[weedle-testaburger]

what is it with nd and gay lovers to gay enemies to gay lovers

#personal crap #nimona #superb trope tbf #i just hope they aren't gonna have ambrosius not get back with ballister bc No One Who Was Ever A Cop Can Accept The System Is Wrong

[humanmorph]

i still haven't actually listened to the downtime (trying to get through this c/w arc before jan 11 instead) but they're on my mind

#well i did listen to 30 minutes which is how i know the cop (forget her name) is there but thats about it. #palisade spoilers #which is to say.not based on actual (fictional) events just havin a laff x #the original is an madoka manga edit but i actually say an aa redraw with maya+phoenix i thought was funny #palisadeposting #rosa art #c/w september arc extremely good btw. i had it in memory as like overly long and kind of slow but its been a blast #edit: i guess this is also extremely mako. probably moreso than eclectic #but mako has never even done anything wrong so

[batarangsoundsdumb]

i actually think that batman has prescription lenses in his cowl that slide down at the push of a button whenever he has to read ransom notes

#random cop: the kidnapper must have left this #comissioner gordon: let me just put on my reading glasses #batman: *ominously pushes button* #they are two old men #there's always a 9 second delay where bruce has to stand perfectly still so he doesn't mess with the mechanism that slides the lenses down #you would think considering the COW LETTERS those ransom notes are written in that batman would be able to read them no problem #but YOURE WRONG #i think damian would have like a +1.2 prescription and therefore neglects wearing any glasses ever #he's like 'i dont even NEED glasses' *forced to sit in the front of the class because he cant read the board* #batman #bruce wayne #dc #dcu #dc comics

[soft-stims]

Soo i broke up with my bf this morning and he drove an hour to wait in a nearby parking in view of my apartment for like 8 hours. He did this almost every day in the same location for awhile now and i thought it was strange but ignored my family when they said he was stalking me but now im not sure but i think itll continue...

#idk if i should message his ex if this happened to her too bc i know she called the cops on him before #but he always made out that she abused him im scared itd be wrong of me

[katiekatdragon27]

I LOVE MIXING FIXATIONS IT'S SO FUN!!!

Dust: An Elysian Tail but Rayman characters let's go😎

After extensive analysis of both games (five minutes of thought), we decided that most (not all) of the Warmbloods are teensies, the Mudpot folk are Glutes, and most (not all) Moonbloods are nightmares.

Here's the more focused roles I have paired for this AU:

Dust -> Rayman

This makes complete sense. Main character who is good at combat and kind at heart. Also has a lot of abilities in general lol

Fidget -> Murfy

I really don't care for Murphy buuuut I won't deny that he reminds me a lot of Fidget. Same vibes, different execution.

Aharah -> Maybe Ly?? Maybe Polokus???

That's cuz my man is a talking sword. He helps Dust with combat and advice cuz he's cool like that.

"See how lifelike it is?" (Ugly ass murphy plush)

"Oooh! Campfire fuel~"

Ginger -> Goth Teensy

This is a mix of personal hcs and just cuz vibes lol. Both are angsting and have affiliations with the opposing groups in the series. (Goth with the Livid Dead door, Ginger with the Moonbloods).

"And who are you really? The last time I saw a thingamajig was when my brother died!"

Sereth -> The First King

This one was a little more difficult to decide, but I like this choice lol. The First King being a dream and nightmare creature in all technicality that I would imagine has a similar personality to Sereth is fun. Also he's a little scary looking, which works with canon. Also his eyes are glossed over so it looks like the Sereth's glowing eyes.

"I am here to serve~"

BELOW ARE SPOILERS FOR DUST: AN ELYSIAN TAIL!! PLEAAAAAAAASE PLAY THE GAME OR WATCH A PLAYTHROUGH OR SOMETHING BEFORE LOOKING AT THESE I BEG!!! I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE TWIST FOR Y'ALL!!

Now that that's out of the way, here are the spoiler doodles.

Can you-c-can you guess who Rayman was created from?

Can you can you?

That's right!

THE MAGICIANS!!

"Forever in battle. Forever at odds."

When I made this decision I felt so smart. They're the same name, same vibes, and the idea that Rayman got his whimsicalness from the Magician and the violent tendencies of Ales makes so much sense to me.

"Only impossible for a creature with a single soul."

"I am Rayman."

Also I get to draw him with the teensy boba eyes, which is a win for me.

I'll probably make more stuff for this cuz I really like this idea. The story will have creative liberties though for character motivation, but that's not too important lol.

Have a lovely day fellas :)))

#this is so incredibly self-indulgent lol #also thanks zynt for the inspo once again #koy try not to use goth teensy as a major character in aus challenge impossible gone wrong cops called #i have other ideas for characters like barbra and elysia being haley and matti #agustus being clark #and mayor bram being the grand minimus #but i don't have art of that yet soooo #if anyone has any ideas plz share #i need more rayman mutrals who like dust mutuals ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh #please please talk to me if you like both please please #rayman #rayman teensies #rayman fanart #the magician #rayman murfy #rayman magician #rayman goth teensy #ales mansay #goth teensy #teensy #rayman first king #the first king #rayman au #dust an elysian tail #dust an elysian tail au #doodles #self indulgent #katiekatdragon27

[lollytea]

I don't think Willow and Hunter start dating immediately after the events of W&D. They know they're something and they're both open to exploring that when they're ready. But they also agree that it would be in their best interest to adjust to their new normal and do some soul searching before they make themselves an official item. They don't consider themselves dating but they don't consider themselves single either. And the way the two of them approach their feelings for each other in this murky limbo state is vastly different for both of them.

Like if somebody asks Willow if she's in love with Hunter, it's like

Willow: Am I in-...? Well, it's...complicated. It's a very complicated situation we're in and I don't want to make any bold decisions right away. Do I love him as a friend? Of course I do. Am I physically attracted to him? Yes, but hormones don't mean love. Am I also emotionally attracted to him? Yes, but a crush isn't love. Do all of these things at once equate to being in love? Well, that seems like the kind of question that would keep a very nervous very scared person lying awake all night. Good thing that's not me, haha. It's not like I'm scared to be in love and I'm subconsciously avoiding confronting the fact that I am. I just believe in staying rational and analyzing your emotions so you don't get too reckless and dive into things without thinking. You'll hurt yourself. I've heard that's it's really easy to hurt yourself when you're in love. You see it's...we...Hunter and I met at a really crazy time, when I was just starting to become the witch I want to be. And then everything got so much crazier and we were confused and scared and it was hard to think about who you wanted to be when you weren't where you wanted to be. So now we're home. And finally, we have the chance to figure ourselves out. And that's exactly what we're gonna do. I want to be with him...eventually. When we're ready. I like him and I want to kiss him but I'm not in love with him. I'm totally not.

Meanwhile, on the other side of Bonesborough

Del: Willow seems like a nice girl.

Hunter: Yeah. I'm in love with her.

#do you understand my vision of Willow having a very tangly brain when it comes to putting her heart in somebodys hands #i feel very strongly about this #also i really enjoy the idea that loving somebody is one of the few things that Hunter is certain about #since LR aired ive been seeing headcanons from hunlow dislikers and hunlow enjoyers alike #that hunter is confused #always confused about how he feels about willow #thinking for the longest time that this is just platonic admiration #or people saying hes confusing platonic admiration for a crush #confused. confused. hes always confused #nothing wrong with that headcanon #everybody can interpret hunlow whatever way they want. im not a cop #but for me personally i always saw it as like. once he realized this was a crush he knew exactly what he wanted from it #never been so sure of something in his life #huntlow

[beeheevs]

sometimes, I'll be reading an atsv fic and come across one word or way of phrasing or encounter, and all of a sudden just know the author is black. on the flipside, sometimes writers will write in a certain way that makes it obvious they're decidedly not 💀

#i once read a fic that describe hobie as “styling” his hair in wicks #which is like #not necessary wrong #it was like “his hair was in wicks a style he usually liked to put his hair in” #a sentence that implies you can just take your hair out of wicks??? like they're braids??? #another fic described blm as a movement that got really popular “recently” because alot of black people were being killed by cops #which is not necessarily...wrong but is so far from it's actual messaging and what it truly stands for #like blm at the root is not a new thing #idk i mean no judgment because i know it isn’t on purpose it's just always catches me off guard cuz...what #atsv #hobie brown #flowerpunk #punkprowler #flowerbyte #prowlerbyte #idk im just naming these ships cause ik y'all get it 💀 #miles morales #margo kess #miles g morales #spiderverse #punkflower

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

#bro I had a coworker go 'unpopular opinion I think some kids really do need beatings' and I'm like???? #unprompted???? what's going on there???? #well anyways I ended up going 'yea so I plan on specializing in play therapy with autistic children so I've been learning about talking #to children and the ways their parents and environment affects them' #and they're like hmmm but beating this kid with a stick after they broke something or I upset them to the point of yelling is good actually #had a boss say it taught him and his kids respect cause they were hard-headed #and I'm like?? that's fear not respect! they fear punishment! they do not act out of respect for you! #he's a conservative christian black man tho so he's like 'But Authority!' like bro I don't even respect you what are you on about #'You don't respect police and their authority?' Nope! I fear them! I do not respect cops and every cop/cop-adjacent person I personally know #has reinforced that for me #'We'll agree to disagree' Cool! Doesn't mean you're not wrong! I could believe trees aren't real but that is in fact incorrect #then he pulled out the bible verse and I was like ah okay I forgot you like 'here's how to treat slaves' book you're so right bestie #I'm totally wrong now and so sorry for doubting you and your 2000+ year old book I don't believe in <3 #They'd go 'well I turned out fine!' then say something that directly contradicts that #anyways I need christians to get their grubby little hands off the current state of Child Protection and Rights in the U.S. #So we can actually start working on helping kids without the force of christian hands suffocating them #cause homeschooling and child raising by evangelicals are so fucked up bro I'm tired of this shit #I'd only stay in my current state to help children get out of that cycle since I'm in the bible belt #ex christian #religious trauma #child abuse tw

[winepresswrath]

The.... the hate my baby correctly post??

BEHOLD

#i know there is more than one post which explores this theme! #but yes. anyway dage did some things wrong but so often not the ones he's accused of #he's not a hypocrite and he doesn't care that jgy's mom's a ho #in fact he cares too little and doesn't notice other people caring!!! #that is a huge subset of his problem with jgy. not all of it tho! in fact he could be perfectly sympathetic and understanding and the first #murder for personal would be a real stumbling block. they'd both need to change for this to work #also he's not a cop 😭😭😭 #he's a feudal warlord but then again if you make that the problem you have to be mad at all the other aristocrats #actually you know who would have had an amazing relationship? #baby xue yang and nie mingjue who was just wandering by one day and saw a street kid get his hand crushed and refused to shut up about it #he would be so annoying

[arinsanity]

more traditional inscryption doodles but with no context

#inscryption #inscryption fanart #inscryption p03 #p03 #inscryption grimora #SAND UNDERTALL FOUND AT 3 AM (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED) #my art