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ratguy-nico · 5 months

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5# "Yachty or Nice"/ "The Last Gingerbread House"

EXPLANATION!

Originally The Last Gingerbread House was going to be an honorary Mention but then writing this I realized I really like both episodes for almost the same reasons and the same amount so now they share the 5th position.

I wasn’t sure if put this episode, being honest the list ended in the 4# position, but a top 4 doesn’t sound as good as Top 3 or Top 5 (and now is more a Top 6 JA)

Why the yach episode? Because of the whole Uncle Father Santa Teddy. Is just too much for my tiny smushy heart.

In a headcanon of mine, in a very near future Teddy's gonna be an official member of the Belcher Family (though he already is) But he’s gonna married Linda and Bob and be officially the third parent of the kids. Imagine if he already was during the events of "The Plight Before Christmas"? We wouldn't have the episode at all.

For me it just make so much sense. Teddy is already a father figure for the kids and also already married to Bob and Linda, when he take them as his family for his ex marine thing? You can not tell me this three aren’t married and that these aren't his childrens.

Same with the gingerbread episode. He is there with his family signing christmas carols with his wife and kids while his husband cheated on them with their landlord. Beautiful.

Oh well and the sexual tension parts of both episodes doesn't hurt either.

(kinky 😏)

Here we have two of the most patetic grown up man chacheteando las banquetas or crushing over my too perfect for this world man Bob, seriously what is with this man? Everyone want to fuck him or in this cases be fuck by him. Pardon my french.

A naked Jimmy Pesto telling a naked Bob that he actually like his cooking and think he is great, and love him deeply and pls Bob love me back. Yeah totally straight behavior.

(Hope now that they change his voice actor we can see more of Jimmy Pesto I really missed him) (and look at Bob's face after Jimmys complimet 😍)

Oh and the sexual tension between Bob and Fischoeder? No mames wey. The poor man was having a gay panic as soon as Bob throws him a compliment.

And, not only in this episode but in many, I love how Bob is able to change Calvin’s ways and help him grow a little, be less of an asshole, though we love our excentric rich man Calvin Fischoeder.

EXTRAS

I notice something interesting in both episodes. In Gingerbread Bob seems very down at the idea of being with Calvin on christmas and in Yach Bob gets pretty touch by Jimmy's compliment to the point he end up helping him, like... do the holidays make Bob more gay than usual? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

Oh and the mistreat to Felix in Gingerbread XD “Um, I'm Calvin's actual family” Why he have to pointed that? XD

I just love Linda's "Aw, Family" and Bob face in response

And finally Amity, the albino polar bear cub

#bob's burgers #bobs burgers #Yachty or Nice #The Last Gingerbread House #if you read all of this #THANKS #thankiu so much #i don't know why I did this #I promise to only draw from now on #why do i made essays about Bob's Burger when no one ask for them in the first place?#because i hate myself #I try to put a lot of images to distract your brain from the endless rambling #is it working?#and sorry if there is any misspelling #try to check everything as much as posible #but im just one man that never got english classes outside school #Christmas Special Top 5

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tinarannosaurus · 1 year

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Yachty or Nice (s11e10): When the Belchers gets an unexpected invitation to cater the Glencrest Yacht Club's holiday boat parade, Bob wonders if there's a catch.

Thanks-Hoarding (s8e05): When Teddy's family unexpectedly announces that they're coming for Thanksgiving, the Belchers reluctantly agree to pitch in.

Eggs for Days (s7e16): The annual Easter egg hunt always brings out the competitive sides of Bob and Linda, but this time, the game goes awry.

#bob's holiday bracket #yachty or nice #thankshoarding #eggs for days #polls #bob's burgers

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neopetting · 1 month

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#enemies to tolerators #to sometimes they feel the urge to lean in but don’t know WHY #bob belcher #jimmy pesto #chinstache #bobs burgers #bob’s burgers #s11e10 yachty or nice

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jimmyjrsmusoems · 5 months

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severe lack of jimmy jr. / tinimmy in any of the christmas episodes….a shame

#watched yachty or nice multiple times this week for reasons and just kept thinking where is he???? WHERE????

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sailoreuterpe · 1 year

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What is each Belcher's + Teddy's episode where they are so annoying, so obtuse, so wack that it seriously makes you want to shake them + the writers? (I love pressing copy and paste lol)

(I also love pressing copy and paste which is why I sent this identical question to everyone, lol. I also apparently have a lot of pent-up annoyance in me. Feel free to ask for explanations!)

Bob: Beefsquatch; Burgerboss

Linda: Christmas in the Car; Local She-ro; Sheshank Redumption; The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel; Worms of In-Rear-Ment

Tina: A Fish Called Tina, Boywatch; Every Which Way But Goose; Legends of the Mall; Y Tu Tina También

Gene: Beefsquatch; Christmas in the Car; Mommy Boy; Worms of In-Rear-Ment

Louise: Mission Impos-Slug-Ble; The Hawkening; Wag the Song

Teddy: Beach, Please; Driving Big Dummy; Drumforgiven; Just the Trip, Sheshank Redumption

Actually, Everyone Except Bob (Including Nat, though I love her): Just the Trip

The Writers Specifically: Yachty or Nice

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hockeyandhrsepwr · 1 year

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On the Seas

Charles Leclerc x Yachtie Reader

**I've been watching a lot of Below Deck which is how this came about - Enjoy:)**

Part 2

F1gossip

Is there a new WAG on the horizon? Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc was spotted chatting to a pretty woman on a boat ride, then later on a larger yacht, Monaco Grand Prix weekend. After a little bit of digging, we found that the woman was yntakestheseas. She appears to be based on the south of France/Monaco and the same age as Charles but we can’t quite figure out what she does. Her instagram is full of scenic, party & boat pics. Do we think trust fund baby? Gold Digger?

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Ferrrari4657 y’all are ridiculous. He was spotted with a woman, he must be dating someone. sure jan

F1fan19 You saw one blurry picture & found all of that? Thats such an invasion of privacy but I’m kind of impressed.

Fan58 do you not see the uniform? She clearly works on the boat, it’s not like they were making out of something.

Fan856 god forbid, a single man talking to a pretty woman 🙄

F1083 saying she may be a gold digger is so out of pocket. Maybe she’s just rich and honestly if she is, good for her.

yntakestheseas

yntakestheseas It's the Grand Prix, I never miss the Grand Prix

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Bestfriend1 did Red Bull win?

yntakestheseas you can fuck right off

Bestfriend1 rude

Fans57 thats the same club the driver were in 👀

yntakestheseas along with half of Monaco babes, its not that deep

yntakestheseas

yntakestheseas Yes, I Cannes, finally walk the carpet at the film fest!

📍Cannes film fest

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Bestie finally seeing what its like on the other side

yntakestheseas I don’t like it mom come pick me up

F175 Charles is there, coincidence?

yntakestheseas Pierre, Max and Lando are somewhere here too. That mean I’m fucking them? Hell, Tom Holland is here, maybe I’m

Bestfriend1 You mean to stop there?

yntakestheseas no, I just realized that that might not be the best example because I would fuck him so…

Fan0237 Oh shit 😂

Fan477 She definitely gives off socialite energy, but how have we never seen her before

F1946 she must be new money, seems a bit tacky

yntakestheseas babes the 24 euros in my bank accounts say I’m no money

yntakestheseas

yntakestheseas people jumping to conclusions in my comments

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Fan466 What does this mean!!! bestie3 ooh girl

MaxVerstappen Why you gotta do me like that?

yntakestheseas

yntakestheseas when the captains away, the crew will play

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BoatCapJoe you know I can see this right?

yntakestheseas Sir yes sir, its a joke. We are actually working very very hard right now folding your underwear into roses.

BoatCapJoe youre lucky I like you

Bestie babe…..

yntakestheseas I’m coming to live with you if I get fired

Bestie no youre fucking not, I've seen what C's apartment looks like when youre there

CharlesLeclerc do you ever actually work?

yntakestheseas No, my daddy pays for everything thanks for asking

CarlosSainz55 ew

yntakestheseas what? All I said was my dad pays

CarlosSainz55 You & I both know what you meant

yntakestheseas

yntakestheseas You can call me captain #8 years

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PierreGasly your mental age? Yeah we know

yntakestheseas I think you have me confused with lando

LandoNorris or himself

Bestie only took 8 years

yntakestheseas you know what, at least I did it

Charlesleclerc did what?

yntakestheseas bag someone rich enough to own the boat

CharlesLeclerc that all I’m good for?

Bestie you have a nice car!

yntakestheseas no, you have a decent dick too

PierreGasly 😲

yntakestheseas oh shut it mr 🐶

Charlesleclerc Decent isn't what you were saying yesterday

LandoNorris My EYES MY EYES Jesus guys 🤢

PierreGasly yeah I dont want to know that 🥴

Ferrrarifan3 Things I didnt expect to see today. This comment section

yntakestheseas you should see the group chat

Fan4646 THERES A GROUPCHAT?????

#jjs insta edits #charles leclerc x reader #f1 instagram au #charles leclerc #f1 imagine

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thisaliennerd · 4 months

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in yachty or nice trev says that jimmy took out a second mortgage for his boat, but we know from prank you for being a friend that jimmy lives in an apartment building, and from burger war that jimmy rents the restaurant, so what was the first mortgage for?

#bob's burgers #bobs burgers #jimmy pesto #bob belcher

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ordinaryschmuck · 5 months

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Bob's Burgers Christmas Specials Ranked (So Far)

(Because, screw it. I already did the first two big holidays, might as well do the third)

#13. Yachty or Nice: I just don't vibe with this one. Jimmy being nice doesn't feel right, Bob helping him doesn't feel much better, and the kids trying to steal gifts doesn't seem like the brand of chaos they would do in Season Eleven. Maybe in the early seasons, but they moved past that nonsense. It'd be better if there were good jokes to carry the episode, but there's really not much there. Not a great episode OR special for me.

#12. Nice-Capades: I just don't vibe with this one either. The idea of the kids trying to get on the good side of a Mall Santa is funny on paper, but them doing an ice-capades show for him feels like a stretch and there's a lot of things that just HAPPEN to work out for them. And the jokes aren't really all that great either...Except for Bob buying calendars for the Mall Santa's nephew. That got a good laugh out of me. Everything else just kind of left me waiting for the episode to be over. But I did like the ending, both for the conclusion that Louise comes to on her own and the words Mall Santa gives her. It's warm, but not warm enough for this Christmas.

#11. Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins: I am more on Bob's side than Linda's. She has a good heart for wanting to help Chet, but Bob's right. The guy's loonier than a Looney Tune and I would have sent him out the door the second he said, "Oh, I used to be a mannequin." He does need help, but feeding into his mental illness isn't it. Though, I do like how the resolution the kids come to on their own without any nudges from Bob or Linda. And, yeah, that final punchline is hilarious. Came through in the end, but Chet's not a character I'm missing and it makes me glad that the Holiday specials are MOSTLY not canon.

#10. Better Off Sled: This one's more of a WINTER special instead of a Christmas one, but the vibe's definitely better than in "Nice-Capades" and "Yachty or Nice." I love Louise battling Logan, Rudy's cousin Mandy is one of the more enjoyable one-off characters, and Teddy's trauma over getting snowballed by a charitable Eagle Scout gets some good laughs. Even Linda's subplot of making scarfs, while not all that funny, does have a great payoff. So while the Christmas side of this special is an afterthought, it's enjoyable where it counts.

#9. The Last Gingerbread House on the Left: I love episodes where Mr. Fischoeder talks Bob into doing something for him. It always feels like Bob's making a deal with the Devil, with this incident being one of the tamer experiences Bob was more or less backed into. The cost is that the jokes aren't as strong, but the chaotic energy met with the colorful characters that are Mr. Fischoeder's "friends" lead to great entertainment and a beautifully chaotic ending. Even the subplot has a sweet twist ending that's full of Christmas cheer. How can you not love it?

#8. Die Card, or Card Trying: It's still about Christmas, sort of. It's in the window. It counts.

But seriously? This one has a few good jokes, a warm ending, and it's a highlight of Linda's best and worst qualities. She wants to show how much her family means to her and will go to great lengths for it. Only for the episode to show how those great lengths annoyed most of the family, but in a more realistic way. I'm pretty sure we've ALL had one moment when our moms pushed us to do something out of love and we just went along with it to avoid the headache of her complaining about it...No offense to Linda. Overall, it's a decent episode, and one with a good punchline in the end.

(Also, that montage of Belcher Christmas photos was adorable)

#7. Gene's Christmas Break: I just love the family working together to do something nice for Gene. They don't like his album, but they know it makes him happy so they go out of their way to help the best they can. Even the message about how music lives on even if the original version dies is kind of beautiful in a way, bringing a good vibe to a decent special. The Secret Santa subplot definitely screams filler, though, but it ends on a great note between Teddy and Mort, so I'm not complaining.

#6. Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas: A wonderful episode that shows just how caring Linda is and how willing she is to go the extra mile, even for someone she doesn't know. And while something like "Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins" can show how that's a bad thing, this shows the best side of Linda and her good will. Speaking of good will, how sweet is it that Louise and Gene stressed over their sister giving them GOOD gifts while they half-assed it? That's actually a pretty sweet conflict that shows how much these siblings care about each other. So, a lot of sweetness all around...Except for Linda's family showing up and being their worst selves. Thankfully there's some humor from Bob trying to avoid them that carries it.

#5. The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas: Okay, I guess we ARE having a Christmas special this year. Gosh dang it. Anyways, this one is pretty standard. Solid jokes, some good moments with the family, and John Roberts sounding the most Linda he's ever been. Linda talking to herself as she struggles to carry a Christmas tree is equal parts empathetic and hilarious, all of it carried (Ha-ha) by Roberts' performance. I also like how this one ends on a decent compromise that's bittersweet but still leaves everyone happy. It's good and cute.

#4. The Bleakening: What hurts this special are the songs, primarily in Part One. "The Bleakening" sets out to be a musical, but each song in Part One feels forced and too short, as if the writers cared more about making jokes instead of music. Which is fine, music isn't Bob's Burgers' strong suit as they're all mostly short yet full of charm anyway. But for a musical two-parter, nothing really stands out enough. That is until Part Two, where we get a decent reprise, a chilling song from Teddy, and "Twinkly Lights," which might be the biggest, LGBTQA+ friendly Christmas song I've ever heard. Honestly, give it a listen. And know that while Part One is slow as it builds up to this big conclusion, Part Two satisfies beyond expectations with a decent twist that delivers all it sets out to do. So while the first half was rough, at least it ended on a high note (Ha-ha-ha).

#3. Christmas in the Car: Lot of great jokes in this one, especially the subplot of Teddy being stuck in the fridge. There's also some slight intensity of the family being chased by a candy cane truck, making the situation tense AND funny because...it's a candy cane truck. And the ending's also equally warm and hilarious, which tends to be this show's specialty. A solid special and episode, probably one to show to friends and family if you want them to get into the series.

#2. Father of the Bob: Gosh dang it, this one is perfect. It's the one special I want to be considered canon because the story of Bob and Big Bob's relationship opens so many layers of Bob's passion and why he fights so hard to be interested in his kids' passions...even if they sometimes drive HIM crazy. And the resolution Bob and Big Bob come to really cuts deep, showing that while their relationship is still kind of strained, they love each other with Big Bob being proud of his son. I can't help but love it, even if there are SOME issues like the kids screwing around in the basement until they accidentally found the thing to help Bob's relationship with his father. There's not much good jokes there, but the story between Bob and Big Bob carries things anyway.

#1. The Plight Before Christmas: You all knew this was going to be #1. This special...gosh dang it. I love that the main conflict of it is Bob and Linda struggling to be there for ALL of their kids' things. It's effective because, unlike the Griffins, the Smiths, and any other adult cartoon family that isn't The Simpsons, the Belchers all CARE and LOVE each other no matter how crazy one or two members of the family can be. There can be annoyances and brief moments of conflict, but this family loves one another and will do everything they can for each other while feeling disappointed that they couldn't. And then there's that ending. It is the warmest, kindest, tear-jerkingest ending the show ever did, making this episode not only the best Christmas special, but quite possibly the best episode of the entire series.

And that's it. Merry Christmas to those who celebrate. May your holidays be as warm and caring with your family as it is with The Belchers.

#bob's burgers #bob belcher #linda belcher #louise belcher #gene belcher #tina belcher #bob's burgers teddy #calvin fischoeder #christmas

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thelensofyashunews · 13 days

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Ice Spice remix stamps Cash Cobain's "Fisherrr" as the Song of the Summer

The newly-minted Billboard Rookie of the Month, and multi-hyphenate NYC star, Cash Cobain has just linked up with Ice Spice for the long-awaited video remix for "Fisherrr" (feat. BaySwag) [18m+ Streams]. After bubbling the past few years with R-rated anthems over his own ethereal production – creating the playful "sexy drill" sound that he's pioneered and taken to mainstream heights, Cash Cobain is stamping himself as a serious song of the summer contender with this remix. Following up his two smash singles "Dunk Contest" (8m+) and "Fisherrr" (pronounced, 'for sure), Cash is primed for his moment in the spotlight –– hitting 1M Monthly Listeners on Spotify, Top 3 NYC Shazam Charts, having occupied the #1 + #3 slots of the NYC Apple Music Charts, hitting #45 on the Urban Radio Charts and counting, and now landing Ice Spice's third feature ever –– in the words of COMPLEX, "the summer of 2024 is looking very slizzy". On the highly-anticipated remix, Ice Spice is simply in top-tier shape. Adding her signature magnetic 'it-girl' flair, charming cadence, and instantly-coinable one-liners, she bolsters the lightning-hot single into astronomical territory with the opening lines –– "Got an attitude but I'm feelingless, so I ain't mad at you, And I'm tatted too on this fatty-tude, I'm the baddest boo". The long-overdue collab from the two Bronx natives is seamless, with her being a tailor-fit alongside the ethereal, dreamy production and silky smooth verses from Bay Swag and Cash. With the recent releases of "Dunk Contest" (watch Genius 'Open Mic') and now the Ice Spice-assisted remix for "Fisherrr" (feat. BaySwag), Cash Cobain is using his collaborative momentum from last year to continue elevating his signature sound, showcasing its influential and ever-growing widespread appeal in the process. In the words of Cash:

“It’s a beautiful record. It feels amazing, it feels like NYC is back stronger than ever with me and Spice -– two Bronx legends. Get ready for the song of the summer.”

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Last month, Cash took over NYC with his birthday show, 'Slizzyfest' at Irving Plaza –– a night that was slated as a stacked lineup of NY's finest, with rumors of an A-list superstar surprise set. After chatter spread online and the hype reached a fever pitch, the crowd became too much to handle and the show was ultimately canceled –– but Cash wanted to give the fans their money's worth so he ventured into Union Square and threw a makeshift show with his crew, a Bluetooth speaker, and hundreds of adoring fans (read 'I Went to Cash Cobain’s Slizzyfest and All I Got Was That Classic NYC Feeling' via Rolling Stone + statement in Billboard). Also in Billboard, Cash recently teased potential collaborations with Frank Ocean, Travis Scott, Don Toliver (seen filming a music video here), Lil Yachty and more –– a surefire sign of the worldwide stardom soon to come.

These recent releases arrive on the heels of a career-defining year in 2023 that closed with the production of PinkPantheress' "Nice To Meet You" (feat. Central Cee), which debuted at #20 on Billboard Hot 100 (he alsostarred alongside her in a nationally-syndicated Apple commercial for the new MacBook). This was preceded by producing Drake's"Calling For You" (feat. 21 Savage), which debuted at #5 on the Billboard Hot 100, DJ'ing at Travis Scott's Cactus Jack x Audemars Piguet event, and releasing his critically-acclaimed debut solo album Pretty Girls Love Slizzy with Giant Music.

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yahoo201027 · 5 months

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Day in Fandom History: December 13...

When the Belchers got an unexpected invitation to cater for the Glencrest Yacht Club for their holiday boat parade, Bob suspects that something isn't right over who invited him as the Belcher kids have their eyes on the present-loaded Santa Schooner. The ninth Holiday-themed episode of Bob’s Burgers, "Yachty or Nice", premiered on this day, 3 Years Ago.

#Day in Fandom History #3 Years Ago #Bob's Burgers #Bobs Burgers #Bob’s Burgers #Season 11 #Episode 10 #Yachty or Nice #Cartoon #Animation #Holiday Themed

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chicgeekgirl89 · 8 months

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Chapter 3: Yachtie with a Body

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“So?” Nancy plops down next to T.K. on the deck, a bowl of something in one hand, a fork in the other. “What’s the deal with the new chef?”

T.K. groans. “What are you talking about?”

He’d come up to the bow of the boat to hide for a few minutes. They’re three days into this charter and the guests are being chaperoned on a shore excursion by Marjan and Paul, which means the rest of them are finally getting a little bit of a break. There are more bathrooms to be cleaned and the laundry has never looked worse, but T.K. had been enjoying a few minutes of peace and quiet before his boss found him.

“I mean what’s he like? He seems super nice. Like amazingly nice. He made me this.” She holds out the bowl of mango for T.K. to see. “Like I just walked through the galley and he asked me if I wanted mango and when I said yes he cut some up for me. There’s homemade coconut cream on here dude. Pearce would have murdered you with his eyes if you’d even thought about wanting mango in his presence.”

T.K. rolls his eyes because he doesn’t have any fond memories of their time together. He’d spent more of it with Pearce than most because they’d been cabin mates and if he never hears another rant about the importance of wiping down the shower after each and every use, it will be too soon.

“I think he’s nice,” T.K. tells her, leaning over and stealing a piece of fruit from her bowl. “At least, he seems to be. He hasn’t yelled at me about using the bathroom in the middle of the night like Pearce did.”

Nancy shakes her head. “That man. Only Pearce could believe it was possible to hear nature’s call and tell it to wait until a more sensible six am. Do you think he even has a soul? Or is it just like, a shriveled up little prune kind of thing?”

“He probably returned it to sender because it wasn’t up to code,” T.K. tells her, stealing another bite. The coconut cream is amazing.

“So definitely a step up in both the roommate and chef departments,” Nancy says. “Good pick Iris.”

It’s the truth. Carlos is a major step up. T.K. has noticed the little ways in which Carlos goes out of his way to keep morale high for the crew. There have been homemade chocolate chip cookies, still warm from the oven, tortillas and guac, brownies, he’d even made arroz con pollo the other day when Mateo mentioned missing his abuela’s cooking. He’s going above and beyond not just for the guests, but for the crew too. It’s incredibly sweet.

“Do you—“ T.K.’s question is interrupted by the sound of a loud splash that catches both of their attention. “Are the guests back?” T.K. asks, an icy bolt of panic going down his spine as he check to makes sure his radio is turned up and that he hasn’t missed anything.

“No they’re not supposed to be back for like another two hours,” Nancy says, standing up and looking over port the side. “The tender is still gone.”

T.K. pushes to his feet and jogs the few feet over to starboard. There’s nothing in the water on that side either. “Judd or Mateo doing something with the water toys?” T.K. asks.

“Mateo’s in his bunk and Judd was up on the bridge with Tommy when I came out here,” Nancy says.

They’re both walking now, eyes on either side of the boat as they move from the bow toward the stern. When they finally reach the back of the boat they stop dead in their tracks.

New chef Carlos Reyes is hoisting himself out of the cerulean waters of the Caribbean and onto the Nautibuoy platforms that extend off the boat’s stern. Time feels like it’s slowing and T.K.’s eyes go wide as he watches Carlos stand up, water cascading down over toned biceps and abs, his perfectly crafted thighs clad in only a dark pair of swim trunks that cling to him and leave very little to the imagination.

“Holy shit,” Nancy whispers next to him, her tone appropriately reverential for what they’re witnessing. “New chef is a yachtie with a body.”

T.K. can’t speak and wouldn’t know what to say if he could. Carlos pushes his sopping wet curls back out of his face and then he looks up and spots them, giving them a friendly wave as he reaches for a towel that’s hanging over the railing.

They both manage to wave back despite their surprise. “Okay,” Nancy says, her voice low, a smile plastered on her face as her hand continues to wave back and forth. “Somebody’s gotta hit that. And it should probably be you.”

“Me?!” T.K. stops waving and turns to her in shock. “Why me?”

“Are you saying you’re not interested?”

“No I—“ Oh god, he’s going to embarrass himself. “Why would you immediately jump to me? He’s Iris’ ex.”

“Which is exactly why it has to be you,” Nancy says pragmatically. “Judd’s got Grace back home, Captain’s got her preacher man on shore, Marjan needs somebody within her faith and culture, Paul is seeing Asha, Iris doesn’t want him anymore, so that leaves you.”

“Or you, or Mateo,” T.K. points out.

“Mateo and I have a thing,” she says.

Wow she is really full of surprises today. “You. And Mateo. Have a thing,” T.K. repeats.

She waves a hand. “It’s casual.”

He tries to wrap his mind around that and decides he’d rather not. “He dated Iris. Which makes him straight.”

Nancy looks at him, offended. “Bisexual people exist.”

“Fine. Okay, yes, they do, but I would never date someone Iris dated. It wouldn’t be cool.”

“Did you ask her if it would be cool?”

“Why would I ask her that?!”

Nancy shrugs. “Because he’s hot. And you clearly like him. You’re basically drooling dude.”

T.K. instinctively wipes at his mouth with his hand and glares at her when he doesn’t find anything. “He’s my roommate. And Iris’ ex. And probably straight. Any one of those things is enough of a reason for me to leave him alone.”

She makes a face. “What is the point of yachting if not to make stupid sexual decisions? I’m making some. And it’s a lot of fun.”

“I really don’t want to hear anymore thank you,” T.K. says. He’s pretty open about sex, but he doesn’t want to know what his boss and Mateo are doing with each other below deck.

“Just saying, it wouldn’t hurt either one of you to have a little fun. And if the Iris thing bothers you, then just ask her. You know she’ll tell it to you straight.” She pats him on the shoulder. “Also, did I mention you’re on carpet spot duty this afternoon?”

“Noooooo,” T.K. moans.

“The guests were drinking a lot of red wine last night. Make sure you get them all out!” Nancy sing songs as she heads back inside.

T.K. hangs his head and then slowly follows her. He makes a quick stop by his cabin to grab his phone and his earbuds (at least he can have Harry Styles for company as he scrubs) and nearly runs into Carlos. “Oh sorry,” he says.

“No problem,” Carlos says back.

He’s thrown a button-up on, thank god, so T.K. isn’t face to face with his incredible pecs, but he can still smell the saltwater on his skin, in his hair. “How was your swim?” T.K. asks.

“Great,” Carlos says. “I just needed to cool off for a few minutes and Captain said it was all right.”

“Yeah Tommy’s good like that,” T.K. says.

“Right, Tommy,” Carlos says sheepishly. “I forget you guys are kind of informal.”

“We’re a family,” T.K. says. “That’s why she was such a good fit when she came on as captain. It might not work on all boats, but it does on ours.”

Carlos snorts. “It definitely wouldn’t have worked on my last boat.”

There’s something bitter in his words even though he says them lightly and T.K. feels a flash of anger at whoever made him feel bad enough to put that tone in his voice. “Your last boat was tough?” he asks.

“You could say that.”

“Is that why you came here?” T.K. asks.

“I came because Iris called,” Carlos says and the mention of her name, of their relationship, sends a stab of pain through T.K. “But yes, also to get away.”

“Do you…want to talk about it?” T.K. offers.

Carlos shrugs. “I’m fine. I survived. We’ve all been on bad boats before.”

“Well we’re all glad you’re here,” T.K. tells him.

“I heard Pearce was…quite a guy to work with,” Carlos says, flashing him a grin that says the crew has definitely been telling tales of some of Pearce’s more infamous moments.

“Yeah you’re definitely an upgrade,” T.K. says, then winces at the blatant horniness of that statement.

“An upgrade huh?” Carlos’ smile changes, drops into something lazy and sensual. The way he leans on one arm against the top bunk feels flirty.

T.K. loves flirting. He loves flirting so. freaking. much. So it takes a lot of effort for him to wrench himself out of charm mode and back into boat colleague mode. “Honestly anyone would have been an upgrade from Pearce,” he says. “Did I tell you he used to time me in the bathroom? If I took more than five minutes in the morning he’d start to bang on the door and tell me to get out.”

“Yikes,” Carlos says, unbuttoning his shirt and slipping it off and, oh god, the abs are back and T.K. feels like he needs to avert his gaze, like he’s a gentleman from a Jane Austen novel trying to protect someone’s modesty. Which is ridiculous. Because he’s seen hundreds of naked chests before in all different contexts. But this chest, these abs…something about them calls to him.

“Sorry, he sounds like a nightmare,” Carlos says as he pulls on a white undershirt, effectively bringing T.K.’s lustful thoughts to an end.

“Nightmare is definitely the word,” T.K. agrees. “Ask Nancy about the pineapple disaster of week three. She still has the scars.”

He chuckles and T.K. feels a thrill at being able to affect him like that. “I will definitely ask,” Carlos says.

“Hey, T.K.!” Iris comes bopping down the hallway, slightly breathless. “Oh, hey Carlos,” she says when she spots him through the open door. She looks back and forth between them. “Am I interrupting something?”

“No.”

“Nope.”

They both speak a little too quickly, as if there’s something to hide, even though there’s not. They’re standing here with the door open, not sneaking around.

So why does T.K. feel guilty anyway?

Her eyes narrow suspiciously, but she doesn’t press it. “I can’t find those little disco balls we used a couple weeks ago. The rainbow colored ones.”

“I put them in the cabinet in the dining room,” T.K. says.

“You did not.”

He sighs. “Yes I did!”

It takes some searching but they find the missing disco balls (it turns out he did put them in the dining room cabinet, but Mateo took them back out again for some game they were playing with the guests). Then it’s onto red wine stain purgatory, armed only with a spray bottle of club soda, a white rag, and determination. By the time he’s done the carpet looks like it’s never seen a drop of wine in its life, and T.K.’s back and arms are sore.

He hauls himself to his feet and trudges to the galley to return the salt he’d borrowed in case the club soda wasn’t enough. Carlos is chopping up veggies for the crew dinner, several filets of salmon set to the side. He looks up when T.K. comes in and frowns. “You look like you just fell off a bucking bronco.”

“I’m banning red wine from the boat,” T.K. tells him, setting the salt shaker down onto the prep counter. “White wine only. No sangria. No merlot. Clear liquids and nothing else.”

“Good luck with that,” Carlos says, going back to his chopping.

“Thanks for the sympathy,” T.K. says sarcastically. “You have no idea the agony of scrubbing out carpet stains. Over and over and over. It never ends. It’s like some kind of polyester Groundhog Day nightmare. And definitely not my preferred way to get rug burn.”

Carlos bites his lip in amusement. “I didn’t know there was a good way to get rug burn.”

T.K. scoffs. “Then you’ve clearly never had sex with me.”

The words are out before he can stop them, a flirty reflex that he can’t contain. It often gets him what he wants, but right now he’d like to melt through the floor.

Carlos sets his knife down again, something shifting in his eyes. “Is that something you’re offering?”

It’s light, but there’s an undertone. Something more serious, something that makes T.K. want to go over there and show him exactly how much he’d like to offer sex.

“Carlos, Carlos, Nancy,” the radio squawks, breaking the moment.

Carlos picks it up. “This is Carlos.”

“The guests are heading back. If you could get their snicky snack ready that would be fabulous darling.”

“No problem.”

T.K. flees. It’s cowardly, it’s stupid, it’s extremely not cool, but he runs back to their shared cabin and locks the door behind him. He leans against it and exhales. Who the fuck does he think he is? It is not appropriate to proposition your cabin-mate-who-has-dated-your-co-worker for sex. It’s just not.

He lets his head thunk back against the door. What is he going to do?

#Tarlos #911 Lone Star #Come Sail Away #Yachting AU

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drive ME crazy! - carlos sainz x ricciardo!oc

warnings: swearing, angst, toxic relationships, max verstappen being a dick for a bit, mattia binotto, zak brown, age gap (carlos is 3 years older)

summary: lucia ricciardo had always watched her brother race but never pursued it herself, gravitating more towards the fashion world. things change when a certain man pulls her even closer to formula one.

drive ME crazy! - by lil yachty

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Lucia Ricciardo had always watched from a distance as her older brother raced.

She understood the sport like the back of her hand and cheered on her brother, but never got into a go kart and felt like she belonged in one.

She had gravitated towards the fashion world.

Chanel, Gucci, Prada, Versace, all of those brands.

When their father was bringing Daniel to races, their mother was bringing Lucia and her older sister Michelle to the formers photoshoots.

All three of the Ricciardo siblings grew up close.

They grew up on their families farm, Lucia always taking a liking to the horses and goats.

Before she became a model, the girl loved horses.

She had every horse Barbie you could think of, and would go outside and sit and talk to her pony for hours.

“Do you think Daniel is going to go places in his car, Strawberry?” The young girl asked her pony as she sat on the floor in the stable. “I think he is.”

“Lucia, dinner!” Her mom yelled from inside the house, prompting the young girl to get up and wipe her backside of the hay and dirt that had stuck to it.

“I’ll see you tomorow, Strawberry.” She smiled as she softly petted the pony’s nose, a wide smile on her face.

If you looked at the Ricciardo siblings side by side you could tell they were related.

They had the same toothy smile and crinkly eyes that everyone adored.

Lucia is 8 years younger than Daniel.

She was born on January 17th, 1997, in Perth, Australia.

Her parents were worried about how Michelle and Daniel would react to having a sister so much younger than them, but the two children adored their little sister.

Daniel would follow her around the house while she galloped around on her hobby horse, pretending to try and lasso her.

Michelle would do her hair in pretty styles and put her in fluffy pink dresses.

To say they were close was an understatement.

The day Daniel got signed onto his first F1 team the siblings went wild.

Daniel had gotten home from an important meeting with HRT, and walked into the door to see his entire family sat on the couch waiting for him.

“So?” Lucia spoke up, shrugging her shoulders.

“I got signed.” He broke out into a large smile as his sisters jumped off of the couch and into his arms.

“Oh my god!” Michelle smiled as their mother and father joined in on the group hug, joy and happiness radiating off of the family.

When Lucia was able to attend races, she did.

And she blew everyone away with her paddock fashion.

“Daniel Ricciardo’s fashionable sister just entered the paddock!” Martin Brundle said during the pre-race programme, smiling widely. “Miss Ricciardo, how are you doing?”

“Wonderful, Martin, how about you?” She asked, tilting her head to the side slightly.

“Quite nice myself.” He smiled. “I love your outfit, can you give us a rundown on it?”

“My shirt is from Chanel, my skirt is from Chanel, and my shoes are from Versace.” She smiled. “If you couldn’t tell, Chanel is my favourite.”

“Hoping for a good result from your brother today?” Martin asked, swiftly changing the topic to F1.

“That’s what I always hope.” She nodded. “Can’t count on it. He is my stinky older brother after all.”

Lucia had always been a well spoken person.

Her modeling training had made sure of that.

Whenever she was asked questions, F1 related or not, she always handled them with ease.

A few years had gone by since Daniel entered F1, and his little sister had taken leaps and bounds in her career as well.

It was the first race of the 2015 season, and the 18 year old girl walked next to her parents as she entered the paddock.

The first race of the season was Daniels home race, so of course he was nervous.

“Hey, Danny.” She smiled as she walked into the Redbull garage, taking off her designer sunglasses.

“Hey, Lulu.” He smiled at her as he took his attention away from his race engineer.

She had been doing this for 4 years, so she knew exactly where to go.

She received her headset as Daniel got into the car, fixing it so that it didn’t mess up her hair.

She watched intently as Daniel pulled onto the grid, her eyes scanning all of the other cars to see the rookies this season.

She didn’t recognise either of the Toro Rosso drivers.

“Hey, dad, who are those two Toro Rosso drivers?” She asked her dad as she pointed to the screen.

“Carlos Sainz and Max Verstappen.” He nodded. “Y’know, Max is only a few months younger than you.”

“Is he really?” She nodded, keeping her eyes on his car.

“Carlos’ father is a legendary race car driver as well.” Her father added.

“Formula One?” She asked, and he shook his head.

“Rally.” He said. “A couple of championships.”

“So his son must be good.” She shrugged, inspecting Carlos’ car through the screen. “55, I like that number.”

The race began and Hamilton kept the lead, blowing away as three cars behind him collided.

Maldonado crashed out at turn two and knocking the car out of the race.

A safety car was deployed and the next lap Romain Grosjeans car sputtered out.

Both Lotus’ were out of the race.

“That sucks for Lotus.” Lucia cringed.

“Lotus kinda sounds like Lucia.” Michelle chuckled.

“Are you saying I’m a bug?” The 18 year old scoffed.

“I never said that.”

“She never said that.” Their mother piped up.

Normal racing resumed on lap 4 and Carlos Sainz fell back 2 places.

“I like this Sainz guy.” Lucia said.

“He just fell back two places.” Michelle said, raising her eyebrow.

“And? He’s got potential.” Lucia crossed her arms.

Daniel took this fall back as an advantage and passed him, making the Ricciardo family cheer.

“See, him falling back made Danny go up.” Lucia said. “He’s a good driver.”

“That makes no sense, Lucia.” Their father said.

“You don’t understand my thinking.” She rolled her eyes.

“No, I really don’t.” He chuckled.

21 laps went by, and Hamilton was still in the lead.

Until he wasn’t.

Lucia really liked Nico Rosberg.

She liked his hair and his smile and basically everything about him.

She also liked Lewis Hamilton, but she was happy to see Nico pass him when he pulled into the pit lane.

About 10 laps went by, and suddenly Max Verstappens car was engulfed in smoke.

“No! Not the rookie!” Lucia gasped. “On his first race too? Damn!”

“And it wasn’t even his fault.” Michelle said. “Shame.”

Hamilton regained lead, and took his 34th race win.

Daniel scored points, making the Ricciardo family happy.

Lucia knew that her brother would be bummed he didn’t win, but at least he scored points.

Carlos Sainz also scored points, and Lucia was thinking about congratulating him.

After the podium celebrations it was time for media.

Lucia met up with her brother and gave him a fat hug.

“Good job scoring points, Danny.” She smiled as she hugged her brother.

“Thanks, Lulu.” He smiled. “Would’ve wanted to win.”

“I know, but at least you’re not Max Verstappen.” She whispered and giggled.

Carlos walked in and Lucia excused herself from her brother, Daniels eyebrow moving up in suspicion.

“Hey!” Lucia approached the Spaniard. “Congrats on scoring points your first race.”

“Uh-thanks.” He nodded, confused as to why this girl was talking to him.

Wait.

A girl was talking to him.

He did a double take and took in her appearance.

Striking dark green eyes, curly hair pulled up into a sophisticated pony tail, and a smile that literally lit up her entire face.

“I’m Daniel Ricciardos sister.” She smiled, sticking out her hand. “Lucia.”

“Carlos.” He smiled as he took her hand, shaking it firmly.

“I should get back to my brother.” She pointed to the man behind her, who’s eyes were on the pair the entire time. “Congratulations again!”

“Thank you.” Carlos nodded and smiled.

“What was that about?” Daniel whispered as his sister got back to him, pushing her shoulder softly.

“Nothing, just wanted to say hi.” She shrugged. “He’s got nice eyes.”

“Oh, shut up!”

#carlos sainz #charles leclerc #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #formula 1 #formula 2 #chanel #fashion #grace ricciardo #racing

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Uncle father Santa Teddy 🎅

S11E10 Yachty or Nice

#bobsburgers #bobs burgers #bobs burger quotes #bobsburgersquotes #bobs burgers memes #bobsburgersmemes #screenshot #christmas #uncle #father #santa

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My last post has the expectant reception (barely non) Thanks though to the two people who like it 😉

As a Change, I'm gonna put the scenes I like from the episodes separately, so people see it cause I love sharing my fav scenes.

Because of this Im also gonna post a scene from Yachty or Nice that I very much like to share that is in the Top post but I want people to actually see it if you know what I mean.

That's all, really thanks to the people who no matter what support my silly posts.

Oh and about the drawing thing I just wanna say: I'M SUFFERING 🙃

#more #useless info dump #and that's all #this things are not that deep #just me oversharing

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🎄Holiday Episodes🎄

Ted Lasso (Apple TV): S2E4 - "Carol of the Bells"

Bob's Burgers (Hulu): S3 E9 - "God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins S4 E8 - "Christmas in the Car" S5 E6 - "Father of the Bob" S6 E5 - "Nice-Capades" S7 E7 - "The Last Gingerbread House on the Left" S8 E6&7 - "The Bleakening" S9 E10 - "Better Off Sled" S10 E10 - "Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas" S11 E10 - "Yachty or Nice" S12 E 10 - "Gene's Christmas Break"

Grey's Anatomy (Hulu): S2 E12 - "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" S6 E10 - "Holidaze" S7 E10 - "Adrift and at Peace" S9 E7 - "I Was Made For Loving You" S9 E9 - "Run, Baby, Run" S11 E22 - "She's Leaving Home" S15 E12 - "Girlfriend in a Coma"

How I Met Your Mother (Hulu): S2 E11 - "How Lily Stole Christmas" S4 E11 - "Little Minnesota" S6 E12 - "False Positive" S7 E12 - "Symphony Of Illumination" S8 E10 - "The Over-Correction" S8 E11&12 - "The Final Page"

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Hulu): S6 E13 - "A Very Sunny Christmas"

Modern Family (Hulu): S1 E10 - "Undeck the Halls" S3 E10 - "Express Christmas" S5 E10 - "The Old Man And The Tree" S7 E9 - "White Christmas" S10 E10 - "Stuck in a Moment" S11 E9 - "The Last Christmas"

Rick and Morty (Hulu): S4 E6 - "Christmas Rick Tale"

Schitt's Creek (Hulu): S4 E13 - "Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose"

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air (Hulu): S1 E15 - "Deck the Halls" S2 E12 - "Christmas Show" S4 E14 - "'Twas the Night Before Christening"

This is Us (Hulu): S1 E10 - "Last Christmas"

Friends (HBO Max): S2 E9 - "The One with Phoebe’s Dad" S3 E10 - "The One Where Rachel Quits" S4 E10 - "The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie" S5 E10 - "The One with the Inappropriate Sister" S6 E10 - "The One with the Routine" S7 E10 - "The One with the Holiday Armadillo" S8 E11 - "The One with the Creepy Holiday Card" S9 E10 - "The One with Christmas in Tulsa"

Gossip Girl (HBO Max): S1 E11 - "Roman Holiday" S2 E12 - "It’s a Wonderful Lie"

Black Mirror (Netflix): S2 E4 - "White Christmas"

Community (Netflix): S2 E11 - "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas" S3 E10 - "Regional Holiday Music"

Gilmore Girls (Netflix): S1 E10 - "Forgiveness and Stuff" S2 E10 - "The Bracebridge Dinner" S3 E10 - "That’ll Do Pig" S4 E11 - "In the Clamor and Clangor" S5 E11 - "Women of Questionable Morals" S7 E11 - "Santa’s Secret Stuff" Special - "A Year in the Life, ‘Winter’"

New Girl (Netflix): S1 E9 - "The 23" S2 E11 - "Santa" S3 E11 - "Clavado En Un Ba" S4 E11 - "LAXmas" S6 E10 - "Christmas Eve Eve"

30 Rock (Peacock): S3 E6 - "Christmas Special"

Parks & Recreation (Peacock): S2 E12 - "Christmas Scandal"

That 70's Show (Peacock): S1 E12 - "The Best Christmas Ever" S3 E9 - "Hyde’s Christmas Rager" S4 E12 - "An Eric Forman Christmas" S6 E7 - "Christmas" S7 E11 - "Winter"

The Office (Peacock): S2 E10 - "Christmas Party"

Mad Men (Prime Video): S5 E10 - "Christmas Waltz"

#episode #tv special #netflix #hulu #hbo max #streaming #holiday #television #christmas #prime video #peacock

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