#yall had one job

[theflikchic]

One of the most problematic things in the original Lightning Thief book is the explaination WWII was basically bad there were demigods in the armies. And then in the show, they somehow made it WORSE by just straight up saying that the war was started by the gods?! I never wanna hear y'all say "PJO isn't problematic unlike HP" ever again. How do you mess up that badly?!

#like UMMM #NO? #i actually yelled i was so upset #why would they DO that #percy jackson #ah yes the Holocaust #all Zeus's fault #give me a fking break #percy jackson show #pjo series #pjo tv show #yall had one job

[jackandclairearesiblings]

They really missed an opportunity to use Agents Ackles and Padalecki

#i should be a show writer #yall had one job #supernatural #spn #spn shitposts #dean winchester #sam winchester #jensen ackles #jared padalecki

[postyxmendes]

some of them invited needed to be revoked at the door…

#met gala 2022 #like… #half of y’all not on theme #half of y’all are basic #YALL HAD ONE JOB

[ask-lu-wild]

#pic #story #checking courage #the royal pibling’s plight #handsome knights #hiiiiii #omg i've been working on my greek mythology comic! #it's so nice getting to come back to aluw yall have no clue #my birthday is coming soon it's the 13th #idk if I'll have time to work on more aluw #honestly these 21 comic pages + 2 covers I had to draw this quarter has blasted me into dust #i get one week of spring break #and hopefully with this last quarter I'll have more time to draw my own things #but this is my final quarter which means I need to find a job... #but if you wanna support me please consider buying me a flower on ko-fi #or becoming a patron! I have patreon now

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #cw blood #something something cracking open a boy w the cold ones #IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES I MISSED I SWWWEAR TO JEBEDIAH. IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA DIE IT NEEDS TO BE DONE #ALSO RRRAAAHAHHHGHGH CAN I JUST TAKEA SECOND TO SCREEAAMM ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE SODA AND EMIZEL.. LIKE THERYE SO CUTE.... #THEY ARE HOMIES THAT KISS EACHOTHR GOODNIGHT. THEY CARE SO MUCH FOR EACHOTHER. SODA LOVES SODA AND SODA LOVES YOU #do u guys remember how willing he was to share blood w his vampire bestie. like cmon. remember when emizel memorized sodas Soda Schedule. #LIKE CMON.... they just have eachothers backs so much. ouhhh my god... ANYWAY SO THE ART HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SCRAMBLED W IT FOR A WHILE #DRAWIN IS HARD..... i think i did well in the end tho.. i like the lil heart beat effects. and i hope i made soda look Suffieciently Scared #i ALSO had fun w the teeth. i however did not have fun w the walls. if i had more drugs i mightve done every brick in more detail #but i didnt WANNA!!!! this will suffice.I HOPE IT FLOWS WELL&THAT ITS CLEAR... IVE STARED AT IT SO LONG IT IS NOW VISUAL SOUP. HELP!!! #i want my comics to have more Pauses and Space and Thought and Momence. i feel like normally they go so fast. but THIS time #i think i did good.... huuoouhhhh.... comics are HARD art is HARD but i am HARDER. or something. OH YEAH I HAVE MORE ART THINGS #soda was RLY HARD FOR ME TO DRAW FOR A MINUTE..but i like where his design is now. i wanted his hair to be curly swirly.like soda fizz #i THINK thats all my thoughts for now. if u have thoughts u should spill them in the tags i looooove reading tttaaggsss #have a goodnight i gotta go to work soon. maybe. unless the casinos power goes out AGAIN. OR SEOMTHING... UUGHHH MY SCHEDULE IS IN SHAMBLES #I THOUGHT I WAS WORKIN 3 DAYS INA ROW SO I RENTED A WHOLE DAMN HOTEL BC THE JOB PLACE IS FAR AWAY.. I HAD TO CANCEL THE WHOLE RESERVATOn #annd im MMMMAD ABOUT IT!!! like ill get over it ofc BUT IM PEEVED!!!! IM INCONVIENIENCED AND GENTLY AGGRIVATED. BUT OVERALL FINE. #hope yalls weekend goes well. sleep well. if u get the chance to.

[paper-lilypie]

My apologies if I missed some commonly known lore but. Is there any additional context to your banner image? It's fantastic on its own I was just curious

allow me to redirect you to this whole mess

#dhdhdhdhd b #a dark day for the orchard #yall had one (1) job #ask lily

[ryonello]

HIIIII i'm excited to announce my new store is now open !! ╰ mirage daki + keychain leftovers, new original sticker preorders, all the old faves, + gift cards(!)

✦ code NEWYEAR for 15% off orders over $30 this whole month!

i hope you find something you like 🥰

#store stuff #YAYYY YIPPEEE #been workin real hard on this one !! excited but a lil scared HAHA #big investment ...... i hope it pays off 🙏 #the ability to offer auto discounts on bundles + shipping i hope will make for a better experience for yall!! #and more consistent sales for me 🤞 #been worried lately abt how i might need to get another job bc full time art is takin a pretty heavy strain on me o(-( but i LIKE IT !!! #but everything costs so much nowadays ..... #we'll see how i go ! maybe more comms soon or something !!! #hope yall are safe n well n had a good holiday season <3

[vanveronicango]

i miss being here and posting incessantly about my obsessions.... the old guard.... robert sheehan and his little niche roles..... umbrella academy..... barry........ my special interests are all over the place these days i wanna talk stupid shit w yall again

#and i felt so connected to yall and we had so much fun!!! oh my god i MISS IT #if any old (or new) pals wanna reach out i'd love to talk :') #about literally anything ANYTHING even if it's about something i've never even heard of!!! #i logged into my second google account and found that old poll #the one where i asked yall your fave tua characters #and i made gifsets counting down to number one that i never finished #i should get back to that ... that was fun #between living in korea and full time school and two jobs and being tired all the time #i wind up just vegging out and i really wanna get back to things that make me happy #shut up andie

[cognitosclowns]

I saw your Robotus NSFW Alphabet post and please GOD elaborate on him having a fleshlight based on Reader's pussy because he misses them. It's driving me insane your ideas are so good

YES ANON OFC I WILL <33 FAVE SHIT EVER ARE YOU KIDDING

nsfw below!! this is gonna be so long I'm so sorry MNSDMS

he didn't expect himself to miss you so much??

Like you're only gonna be out of town for 3 weeks, max. That's nothing. especially in comparison to how long of a life you two are gonna spend together, that IS nothing.

He repeats that a lot to himself during the coming days.

It's about halfway through the second that he starts missing missing you. Proper yearning. Not just surface level ‘wishing you were with him’ NOPE SMDNS

He’s absolutely lovesick. He finds himself missing every little detail about you.

The smell of your shampoo. The little glint in your eye when you flirt with him. Kissing your warm cheeks after you cum, the lazy smile that follows. The way your eyes light up when he makes a joke.

AND ITS STUPID. HE KNOWS ITS STUPID. ITS IDIOTIC YOU AREN'T ON MARS FOR FUCKS SAKES YOU'RE JUST A FEW STATES AWAY. YOU'LL BE HOME BY THE END OF THE MONTH. HE WANTS TO GRAB HIMSELF BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKE.

He feels so dramatic but. that changes nothing. he's still stuck in Yearning Hell.

He definitely tries masturbating, because that seems like the easiest way to tamp it down until you're back, but it isn't the same. 

Sure, he cums, and it's perfectly fine, but the wanting doesn't go away. There's still that aching sensation. 

if anything, he feels worse after because it's not you. It's just a new reminder of how amazing it is being intimate with you and how far away you are.

AND,, WELL,

It's definitely an impulse decision.

(Granted, most of his decisions are impulse decisions, so.)

He's got a full 3D model of your innards bc. of course he does smdnsd.

Shockingly, it isn't even smth he actively kept info about? he just has so many sensors in his dick that it just,, naturally acquires that kinda data, and it gets stored away subconsciously. 

Wouldn't even be hard to print out something usable. a few minutes at most...

Yeah after the base idea crops up, he considers it for maybe,, .5 seconds before caving smdnsmd.

He keeps internally scoffing at himself as he sets up the printer, fills in the silicone, inputs the instructions. Sighing his nonexistent lungs out.

Just a constant mental stream of 'you are such an idiot you are such an idiot you are such an idiot' as he undoes his belt MSNDMSD truly he is. Experiencing.

actually,, using it,, oh lordie,,

he hates, hates that it gets a full-throated 'oh fuck' out of him, but it absolutely does.

Is it perfect? Not even close. A pale imitation at best. The slickness of lube is too artificial, there's none of that Human Warmth he's grown accustomed to, he can't cradle your face or squeeze your hips.

Is it just enough for him to pretend it's you? YEP <33

He only gets about 5 thrusts in before his first orgasm, and tbh his artificial cum really helps pull the illusion together?

It stays warm inside his tanks, heated by his motor, and it fills up the inside of the toy in no time.

It cools down pretty fast, but it's no problem because he replaces it just as quick <3

He's split between. feeling absolutely mortified that he's humping a piece of lukewarm silicone like some sort of animal vs not giving a singular fuck because it hits the exact spot he needs it to.

<333333

He isn't entirely sure how long he goes for, but when he's done the sun is firmly in the sky, which makes his cheeks feel more than a little artifically warm.

Thankfully, the toy itself fairly easy to dispose of, since it's virtually unrecognizable by the time he's done.

maybe. he'll keep those designs on file. for future use. just in case.

OH and don't think this spoils the welcome-home sex - think of it as an appetizer <33 just a reminder of what he's had to be away from!!

so. um. *pinwheels into the atmosphere*

#SORRY YALL IDK THIS. HAD AN EFFECT. COULD YOU TELL. #im so obsessed w/. every time AB j.ac.ks off hes like #'this is so stupid you are an idiot this is pathetic you are being pathetic' bc. he just cannot mentally wrangle the idea that #yes its ok for him to have needs. #so instead its a tightrope walk of Embarrassment and Need #also bc the mental image of ab absolutely RAI.LING a f.lesh.lig.ht while internally being like 'I am being so cringe' MAKES ME CACKLE #oh. oh desp.erate ab. is everything to me #we love men who are too stubborn to admit they want 2 b.on.e so instead they just repress it until it explodes in one Big Hrony Moment. #mwa. love that shit. #IDK. is this in character. am i lost in my own sauce. MNDSSM #lmk besties #nsft #minors dni #inside job #alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #alpha-beta x reader #robotus alpha-beta x reader #inside job x reader

[hiphopcherrrypop]

they are even in my subconscious… sick and tired 😭!!!

#bucchigiri?! #i woke up and LUNGED for my phone + started typing in ewhatever in notes was open #which was stocking job stuff so sry for the grocery list oops! #if i can secure 4 day work schedule instead of 5 again maybe i will storyboard this based on my memory LOLLL... #but if not i fear i will not have time bc i back to school now #the kabedon was in some place with no one else liek what are yall doing alone in there anyways🤔 #the jabashiri hagure hand holding had like slomo zoom frame of their hands before switching to full shot im cryyying #my sleeping mind is genius i guess #i wish i remember what was the setting of their trip besides brief stop in weird liminal space airport room #if i draw this i'll prob just go BEACH TRIPPP even tho geographically idk that that makes sense #i will have to fill in mental gaps im glad i wrote some stuff down at least #they were out of school uniform but i dont rly remeber anyone's outfit except mahoro had a cute summery dress ^_^

[selenealwayscries]

Day 19: Sheep, Day 20: Turning him into a meme because why not, Day 21: Evil scientist & Day 22: Is That Sheep Looking At Me?

I've been drawing i swear I just keep forgetting to post because I have the attention span of a fish

#mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitblr #zedaph #zedaphplays #zedtober #Selene's Zedtober™ #<- organization tag o7 #anyways i need better bones #my back is like a 40 year old dude with a wife and kids and a 9 to 5 desk job #while im just standing here with my fucked up spine like 🧍‍♀️ #also i had to reference several anime girl images to barely get a hang of that hand perspective from day 22 #im trying my best yall if it looks ugly thats on god #the sheep from day 19 was fun to draw too cuz i dont draw animals very often #anyways the evil scientist one is probably my favorite #the lighting took me so long it makes me feel so powerful <- unwarranted pride #anyways anyways my bones are yelling at me again gonna go lie down o(-( #catgirl supreme

[kyuala]

SOOOOOO hard to go through everyday life trying to ignore the never-ending feeling that im just irreparably fucked up and therefore should just give up on everything

#this aint exactly s******* but it aint exactly not s******* either #anyways it gets even harder when i have to live under the same roof as my brother who is so much better than me in every single conceivable #and imaginable way possible like #and i knowwww a LOT of it comes down to us having relatively similar yet wildly different lives despite being 1.5y apart and having the sam #family our entire lives like he has gone through NOTHING and i mean not a single societal issue ive had to face and endure my entire life #he's a man im a woman. he's white im black. he's straight im gay. he's skinny ive always been 'overweight'. he's always been the good #christian kid ive always had issues w faith and religion. he's never been mentally ill i was clinically depressed for nearly 8yrs of my lif #we both lost the same parent and im the only one who got pathological grief and a personality disorder out of it. he's had a great job for #the last 7yrs that now pays him 20k+ every month ive only had 3 odd jobs my entire life and 2 of those my MOTHER had to give me so i would #have SOMETHING and ive never made over 1.6k monthly n my last job was minimum wage only #he's had like 4 relationships and is nearly engaged im so traumatized + emotionally unavailable ive only ever been on 1 date my entire life #he has a good relationship w every family member we have i have Issues w like half the family. he's always been an active member of our #church i can barely listen to like 4 traditional hymns before i start losing my mind and spiraling. i think the only two ways we're pretty #much equal like socially is that we're both able bodied cis and christians but still the cis and christian thing is debatable for previousl #stated reasons so like. do yall see how much better he is doing than me in every little last area in life and how he's always gotten the #long straw when it comes to Not having to deal w certain obstacles in life. n i know its like yea idk what it actually is like to be him an #he could not be doing all that well first of all shut up. second of all if it was 1 or 2 things i'd get it but it's literally EVERYTHING #and i know bc of said things n our v different lives it's unfair to me to compare the two of us but then it begs the question: WHY #WHY did i have to go through these things. WHY do i have to deal w this. WHY did i get the short straw literally every goddamn time #WHY did i have to get THIS life like WHYYYYY why ME GOD. why have I had to put up w all this bullshit for 24 fucking years!!!!!!!!! im TIRE #and this is not me hating or resenting him i know it's not his fault and he is so good to me #but still. why was i left with these things? to live like this? #so yes i guess i do envy him a little bit. who wouldn't #mari.txt #personal #tw negative #dl #btw i do NOT mean some identities are better than others. i mean he is better and is doing better than me in life partially bc he's never #had to deal w certain social issues and obstacles that come w oppressed identities.

[handsomelyerin]

the fact that no one has any bootlegs of aaron and ashley's 2023 performances at moulin rouge the musical haunts me tbh

#like yall had one job fr #aaron tveit #ashley loren #moulin rouge broadway #moulin rouge bootleg

[fyodorkitkat]

Going into 2024 with a respect for what I've lost but hope for roads ahead 🙏💜

#this year was rough but what i found myself thinking about mostly this morning was my late friend tammy. and then subsequently everyone #else ive lost in the past few years #yes things were difficult with relationships jobs general life things. a lot of things changed for me in the last months as well that #were out of my control and because of that infuriated me #and i found myself thinking about what tammy would have probably said to me if she had been alive and in her right mind while i was going #through all of these things #and she would have said 'shut the fuck up jay. if you're telling me this then you're fine and you got to make it. you got to be here so #yell if you want to break some shit if you need to. but just keeping looking forward' #she said things similar to me before so it is like i heard it in her raspy yet lilted voice. anyways this is getting really sentimental #and personal but. i wont tempt things saying 2024 will be great for me. but at the very least i have hope i can make it what i #need it to be. no matter what ends up happening #if you read this ty and sry sry. i hope you have a nice start to your new year and plenty of calm vibes this year #-pers #-cw death mention #but it is in the tags #also super secret lue lore with a prev name drop but i wasnt thinking about that idc yall can know one of my old ones im not editing it

[raeathnos]

.

#apparently I’m not done being mad about this I’m sorry guys I gotta vent #my dad is like an ox and never sick and like not very understanding with health issues/general illness #which you’d think he would have been after having me the super sickly child with a ton of health issues but no #we have a positive Covid case in the house and I have the same fucking symptoms I just started later #I have taken two tests- one yesterday and one today #and he yelled at me saying I’m wasting tests and also that I’m apparently fine which like #even if I somehow don’t catch covid I’m still sick but okay dad 🫠 #if it helps put things into a better perspective… did yall know that back in November after I had my 3rd fucking endometriosis surgery #he asked why I was off work for two weeks and why I didn’t go back the day after surgery? #like I had had this surgery twice before and at home recovery was also two weeks both those times #but moreover like sir I have 3 incisions in my abdomen and my job requires me to left 50lbs??? #at which point he still insisted I was fine and was just being ‘dramatic’ 🙃 #I wanna fucking scream #I’m lissed the fuck off #did yall know he nearly got me killed once because I had neurovirus and he refused to take me to the er? #I eventually lost consciousness from severe dehydration- he thought I was sleeping and continued to argue with my mom that I was fine 🫠 #they eventually took me but I was unconscious for several hours and it took five bags of iv fluid for me to regain consciousness #and the doctor estimated I was about two hours away from death so like #yeah #if that gives yall a better idea of the shit I’m putting up with #I have like zero tolerance for dealing with his bullshit when I’m sick #it’s the trauma from not fucking being believed for years of my life about any of my illnesses #and like also the fucking almost dying part #fun times 🫠 #I’m sorry I’m ranting so much today I’m just really fucking done and have no other outlet 🙃

[birchisnotokay]

Taken In AU

an alternative universe based on a what if after Revenged ending happened, the gov't found Henry's corpse and decide to make a use for it.

[ HEAVILY INSPIRED BY @rhmg-au ]

If Henry found out ;;

#IM SO PROUD OF THIS BUT AGAIN IM GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF #LMK IF YALL ARE INTERESTED IN THIS I HAD SO MUCH FUN MAKING THIS #THO THE MORE I MAKE LORE FOR THIS AU SOME THINGS MIHT CHANGE #ALSO IF ANYONE HAS REQUESTS/RECCOMENDATIONS FOR THIS AU PLEASE TELL #THIS ISNT A ONE MAN JOB SO HELP WOULD BE VERY APPRECIATED !!! #IT COULD BE FROM ANYONE #thsc #thsc au #thsc art #thsc fanart #the henry stickmin collection #taken in au #henry stickmin #charles calvin #general hubert galeforce #general galeforce #dr vinschpinsilstien #rupert price #my art