#yes ik its nothing

[astro-iplier]

mark has red AND blue lighting this video 👀

suspicious 🤨

#yes ik its nothing #but I noticed it and it actually nooks nice tbh #miss the blue lighting bring back the silly games #also i rlly like the colour text on tumblr #markiplier #markiplier egos #darkiplier

[lucky-draws]

I'M YOUR SHADOW!

#mgs #metal gear solid #liquid snake #mgs1 #he's underrated to be honest. literally did nothing wrong and yes he's blonde but thats not his fault. they gave him the inferior #genes after all. #and he's literally a man with long hair so what else do you want #ik its april fools and in the past ive done some silliness like posting ocelhuey or whatever the hell but im not feeling it this year.. #liquid is a fool though so it's stillappropriate #i can't believe im back to mgs posting every other day. nature is healing etc

[skitskatdacat63]

For @sansebastinae and @boisinnot, my fellow saint seb truthers :)

+ the usual

Yayyyy finished a drawing! Haha only took me...2 weeks. I kept going back and forth on whether I could finish it tonight, and I really wasn't going to. But then I looked at the unfinished version on a different screen and was like oh? Not too bad actually?? So I finished it :) First of all, ofc, here is the process. Kinda weird seeing it for smth like this, it makes me feel like I'm the painter in rennaisance au, not Mark dhjfkf

Ah I was gonna draw a silly renaissance au comic to accompany this(read: lighten the mood), but it's 5 am and I've still not really drafted it well, so! I'd like to finish it at some point bcs I wanna draw more chibi comics, but when I finish smth, I can't help but immediately want to post it, so part 2 will have to wait. I'll show you the outline though so you can at least imagine 😭

^ So many renaissance and beyond paintings of Saint Sebastian are always the most horny thing ever. Like pre/early rennaisance, yeah he was naked and all that, but they were pretty chaste, and uhhhhh suffering?? Well the newer paintings are suffering, but in a different way, if you know what I mean.

So I feel like Mark's the type to be overly pedantic about it, and refuses to make borderline porn of a saint, I mean, god forbid, Seb!!! But then he just. Does anyways. Because he can't control his lust for Seb even when drawing him half dead. I just imagine him holding the paintbrush in a death grip like "must not be horny. Must not draw him sexy. Must make him chaste." And then he ends up with the one seen above. Seb is all smug about it. "Wow you'd wanna fuck me even while I'm all bloody and dying? 🥺"

Mark: "oh I'll make you bloody, alright."

But god so funny to imagine Seb doing all these different slutty poses, like arching his back as much as possible, the cloth nearly falling off at all times, etc etc. And Mark finally lands on this pose bcs he hopes the suffering will outweigh the horny. It doesn't. Also Seb is genuinely serious once he actually gets into the pose, focus mode on. And honestly that's even worse for Mark, bcs it's so much more arousing to see Seb in his element, focused. Tbf I think Seb could be drinking water, and Mark would still find some way to sexualize it. Don't look at his sketches!! They're just filled with Seb doing all kinds of random activities.

Also! Here is the painting I referenced this off of, must give credit where credit is due ofc

The Dying St. Sebastian by François Fabre

Also this isn't really relevant in the context of this drawing specifically. But I looked thru a bunch of Saint Sebastian paintings while trying to find one I could reference, and I came across this middle ages one that actually looks so much like boy king seb 😭 I guess it really is meant to be!

St Sebastian between St Roch and St Peter by Pietro Perugino

Lmao but do you see the difference between early rennaisance and later work???

#i cannot control myself anymore i must draw dark things :) #past 3/4 drawings have had blood i think 😭😭 old habits returning #BUT THIS SAINTLY OKAY ITS HOLY ITS FINE #also 005. when i said id draw you a saint seb seb i meant it!!! #<- tho mostly you changed your username when i was already drawing saint seb 😭 #but i was gonna dedicate it to you anyways :) so funny coincidence #i wasnt gonna put any lore in the read more cause i didnt think i had any #and then i did. as always. #if is say i have nothing to write just give me a min and i will sjdkfk #i dont draw nakedness im surprised this isnt too bad 😭😭 #also im happy cause i stopped myself from stressing over it being too overly detailed #loose fabric my behated 😡😡 but then i realized. i dont have to kms over it so i didnt! #still looks pretty good :) but i mostly like his torso face and hair ahhhh #lol also ik saint seb fits older seb better but. i like twink seb okay 🫣 also its an au thing so #MAN I WISH I FINISHED THE COMIC ACCOMPANIMENT #but it just wasnt clicking and i ended up drawing this first instead #but yes humbly please take my seb offering #f1 #formula 1 #<- again absurd to tag this at this point but idc #sebastian vettel #sv5 #catie.art. #martian #<- not inherently in the drawing itself BUT ITS THERE #tw blood #rennaisance muse au

[jupitersrising]

I am pushing the "Brand Bowman was swim team captain in high school and Kenji was on the team before camp™. So they bond over it when Kenji starts living with them. It's what makes him feel like he's not just Darius' brother, but Brand's too" agenda.

(Plus Brand loves getting to have a sporty brother bc he'd never got that...mentorship feeling that comes from teaching a younger sibling/cousin sports. Unless video games count bc that definitely Darius and Brand's thing.)

#they are BROTHERS okay #ik nothing abt swim teams #its in all of my fics though #you ask ''what about SotF" #yes #I've had a scene abt the swim team planned since like...the very beginning #it just keeps getting pushed back #one day i swear they will not beat the swim team allegations #thank you for coming to my ted talk #camp cretaceous #jwcc #sotf universe #brand bowman #kenji kon

[lateseptemberdawn]

Learned about the Egyptian lore about how men (as well as women) were granted period leaves bc since the women would need rest the men would have to do the work women usually do (around the house or in general even)... It was called smth like "on leave - woman bleeding"

And the reason I got reminded of this is bc I've been insanely sick since the last two weeks and just when I started feeling the teeniest bit better (yesterday) I got my period (not much to bleed since I ate barely nothing but I've been feeling faint the moment I sit/stand up) and my mother was fasting the whole day so now she has an insane headache and my father - well aware of both our conditions - has the audacity to tell me to do stuff (help him in the kitchen I'll be honest he's not telling me to grind a mill no but to make dough and then rotis which if anyone knows is fucking tiring esp for me since I fucking hate doing it). I'm so angry that I just went with it. And my mother had to legit tell me to stop for that man to realise I've been deadly sick.

Men do not deserve the position of authority. They simply don't.

#period #fathers #father #mother #family #rotis #periods #Egypt #ancient egypt #egyptian history #and men nowadays #ik ancient egypt was hella problematic too yes hard asf labour and slave trade and yes im aware #but like #women automatical acknowledgement #insane that we're clinging on crumbs #the way periods are taken as a joke now even when its proven just how insane it is #to have to go thru and to endure #and were expected to just be normal all the time with or without it #menstrual cycle is a fucking nightmare on the body hope ppl learn about this in excruciating detail soon #like im so flabbergasted #men sinply show their worth the moment they open their fucing mouths #dont even get me started on my good for nothing brother hes the most despicable man to ever be born #i know it already

[bred-is-a-dumb-name]

Victor Frankenstein creating life out of nothing, call that asexual reproduction

#yes he is asexual #he told me himself actually #also ik its not out of nothing it was made out of dead people but still #im funny #laugh pls #bred.txt #shitpost #frankenstein #victor frankenstein #asexual #ace #ace headcanon

[giyyu]

don’t be like Denji… restock the toilet paper roll at Aki’s place, okay?

#csm #chainsaw man #chainsawman #aki #aki hayakawa #hayakawa aki #hayakawa #aki chainsaw man #chainsaw man aki #anime edit #anime #csm denji #denji #LISTEN! i love this man #this is just something i made last minute for fun #ik ik... this is what i pop out after MONTHS of giving yall nothing smh #ik its pretty goofy in comparison to the whole vibe of csm but hey!!! sometimes we need something less heavy :) #love yall #ps yes i gave the man his canon green eyes! fight me!

[narwhalandchill]

No way they had to actually nerf aventurines story boss fight 😭😭

#SPACE CAPITALIST FOUL LEGACY FACES THE FATE OF THE ORIGINAL 😭😭 #listen im the first one to call out how the omgggggg its hsr childe O___o shit with aven is just. dumb (& if anything hes hsr komaeda lmao) #but this is just so fucking funny 💀💀 poetic irony #(yap alert) n yes yes sure ik they do share some memeworthy similarities in the narrative roles they serve and some surface level aspects #such as. to stay on topic. the powered up form featured in a now-nerfed story fight threatens big population in attempt to draw out someone #thing. but as characters they rly couldnt be further apart. motivations and skillsets and worldviews and personality its . nothing lol. #like. they rhyme at times but thats not the same as rly being alike much at all and im tired of seeing it #but anuway yeah its. its so funny the boss fights for both got the fateful nerf i cannot believe this 💀💀 #i kind of get why tho like. aventurine had hands. i did double sustain jic and was fine bc fx blocked the CC enough but ya #hsr #hsr spoilers #2.1 spoilers #rambles #name a more iconic duo than me and not fucking keeping it curt and on topic in the tags

[amazingspider-z]

Smashing two separate aus together to reach terminal velocity for fun and profit on accounts that

1) Gigai should lean into the being fake bodies bit, I think. Have people with spiritual pressure Notice that shinigami are Not Human actually bc something about them is. Off. They don't blink. They don't breathe. etcetc

Or. They should have leaned into the half-human angle for the Kurosaki kids more. Ichigo was already bullied for being a redhead just. Add a little spice and have them set off some kinds of alarm in the back of most people's heads. Let them be half actually physical and half made up spirit particles only you know, nobody told them ever. (And yes ik it is A Major Plot Point that Ichigo was alive and even got his whole soul chain cut but! I posit mind over matter. Nobody told his ass he could Danny Phantom it up (well. nobody actually knew they could do that tbf but also nobody ever hit him with the oh yeah your dad was never alive in the first place) and so well. Good luck with the Shattered Shaft I'm-definitely-not-hollowfying-you-on-purpose Ichigo! He figures it out. At some point. Eventually)

and

2) I do Not claim the aftermath of the Winter War/timeskip/Lost Agent Arc okay. Power loss arcs/storylines squick me out, okay! They're just. Sad. And I hate 'em. So a 'fix-it', the basis being that even if the Old Man and White Zangetsu were fused, it was the Old Man acting as 'Zangetsu' when Ichigo used the Final Getsuga Tensho, so the backlash went a little. Funky. (Bc yes i go with the theory that the Final Getsuga is a shinigami/Shiba thing not a bastardized Vollstandig and that mattered) so instead of losing his powers, Ichigo's soul started to destabilize (which yeah, did affect his power levels, but more on the his reiatsu is back to where it was before the Dangai instead of. Well. Everything) which to be fair was Very Bad and potentially fatal in the moment, so he had to be placed back in his body and was medically forbidden to leave it until his soul healed (which. for the purpose of the fused au is also how Ichigo figured out about the able to turn into a ghost on command thing-the combination of being forced to transmit spiritual energy through his physical body while he was healing+learning that his goddamn old man was. a shinigami actually shifted his worldview enough that when he was okayed to leave his body he just. Transformed instead). Alas, on account of his soul barely holding together with spit and determination and the teensy little detail of him being part-Hollow (and actual-Zangetsu being the only one awake to frantically try damage control) meant that some wires got crossed as his soul was healing itself, and well, instead of re-solidifying in it's previous state some elements from (both of) his Hollow form(s) filtered in accidentally to his new base state. Which. Yk. Is a super fun thing to find out and absolutely not at all horrifying to learn to live with.

#bleach #kurosaki ichigo #ichigo kurosaki #yuzu kurosaki #karin kurosaki #unstable spirits au #is what im calling this #long post #and YES ik about the whole #isshin binding his soul to Masaki's and becoming a shinigami-human hybrid whatever to become her opposite or whatever but #a) as i learned from the hell pit of comics i start to pick and choose how rigorously i stick to canon #and b) its still a FAKE body #like yes. i get that urahara (and mayuri) are mad scientists who play god but like. have fun with it #making as close to exact copies is something that urahara might do yeah but. fucked up meat puppet fun #and yk even if he was playing god working out dna out of nothing for reproduction was a work in progress and the kids were uh. a surprise #couldnt fit this above but. ichigo does end up speed running realizations bc the Old Man is knocked out HARD #(and technically his quincy powers except well. he never used those AS quincy powers but that's what uryu's for) #meanwhile ichigo is having multiple crisises over the state of his soul and his history and the Real Zangetsu (and uh. their relationship) #also as an aside yes ichigo (and karin and yuzu) still have fullbring potential just from. whoo hybridization does weird things

[newathens]

from ch. 1

#posting this like yes ik ur sick and tired but its either this or nothing. srry #pjoiv

[earlgreybocchan]

Twitter getting obsessed with conspiracy theories about where redacted is makes me feel so fucking terrible when there is so much worse going on that people are literally begging you to pay attention to but instead you want to focus on scenarios you made up in your head and play true crime detective

#i saw five hundred women tweeting things like i am going to sound soo crazy at work talking about this 🤣🤣 #you need to get the fuck off of twitter number one #ik i sound like i am on twitter too much but i genuinely have just been clicking on what's trending these past few days i have been sick #and its like yes the royal family sucks for five thousand reasons but there are actual atrocities happening right in front of our eyes #that are not a fucking mystery and you guys would rather think of literally anything else #based off of nothing. like i have been a billion tweets the past few days confidently listing off scenarios they know have happened to her #like yay you're so true crime you figured it out and its not even like these people care about women's well being either bc i saw all... #...kinds of nasty shit said about her when she said she was sick in the first place and all kinds of bad comments about how sick pregnancy. #...makes her feel so obviously on the most basic level you don't care about women to act like you now have a narrative from a true crime... #...podcast to project to someone. like you guys will get so distracted by anything #don't get me started on the oscars #everything feels so fucking bleak lately i also don't know how stuff like the election doesn't make everyone feel like they're losing it #like yeah the guy in the movie that's supposed to be about being a girl sang a little song does no one realize how all they're talking... #...about is the guy yet #wait no they're more worried about a bad photoshop than the massive amount of pictures of dead people my bad

[slaygentford]

Do you think the portrait in the coffin room is of Gabriellle? Do you think Lestat loves Louis because he reminds him of his mother?

AND ALL HER LIFE CAME TO HER DEFENSE, the years and years of suffering and loneliness, the waste in those damp hollow chambers to which she’d been condemned,

AND THE BOOKS WHICH HAD BEEN HER SOLACE,

and the children who had DEVOURED HER AND ABANDONED HER,

and the pain and disease, her final enemy,

which had in promising release PRETENDED TO BE. HER FRIEND.

#sorry about all that the answer is yes. #vc read #its low-key ok nobody look at me reading this stupid idiot book but its sooooo insane how every couple pages he has this moment of meta #cognition where he's like oh this is sick and wrong. oh this is sick and wrong and I am so afraid rn #and then he's ike AH well nevermind I'm sure it's nothing. anyway! and then he eats a baby #also claudia suffering the trickle down freakonomics of her grandmother's insane fucking twisted psyche #lestat wakes up every morning to affirmation parenting sticky notes that say KEEP generational curses! the cycle of abuse depends on YOU!!!

[philzokman]

GIGGLING SO HARD RN CHATGPT SHIPS SKK REAL FHDSJKAHF

#yes ik its not how it works but its . funny . #hFJKDHS #i think the funniest part about the last image is that i literally mentioned nothing about their ship or anythign romantic #like chatgtp just straight up went mhm mhm no. #FGSDHJKJ #bungo stray dogs #sobbing violently #lea.txt #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs dazai #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #bsd #skk #soukoku #bsd skk #bsd soukoku

[rewritingcanon]

i know people go thru shit all the time but if you post about ur friends and the person ur dating online talking shit about them and you let ur followers bash them in the replies or something…. ur weird….

#family is diff bcuz u dont choose ur family so if theyre acting like shit i understand it’s something to let off steam #but even when its family its like… hmm. unless ur parents or something r genuinely evil why u letting this anon talk shit abt ur mum?? 🤨 #and talking shit abt ur partner/friends online makes me violent!! break up with them if u dont like them easy solution 👍 #or if not just deal with it irl like a normal person and dont air ur personal shit out to people u know will back u up in everything… #nothing gets me more aggro than a victim complex sighhhh #these r strangers on the internet babes theyre not ur mates (even tho sometimes followers do be acting like that) #like ik internet friends exist but that is not what im talking about #stop inviting people to hate on other people ur supposed to love its not cute at all its so weird ur a weirdo #and yes this includes when ur friends/partner is in the wrong. thats not ur green light to act cringe #not hp #rant #if ur scared this is about a particular person on here its not its about A LOT OF PARTICULAR PERSONS EVERYWHERE and im tired 😔

[butch4maryoliver]

the leftist sphere online and its insistence that nuance is critical while it completely waives it and transforms major issues into black-and-white is so….

#thinking of israel. the left (online) is so highly reactionary it’s absurd. the only thing that isn’t complicated is israel’s #documented war crimes against people within the near & middle east- particularly palestine of course #the military occupation isn’t complicated- though look even somewhat closely at any strain of its existence and that is complicated. heavil #leftism online with infographics and people “watching people learn and never learning themselves” is so frustrating #i am tired of people doing pop-research claiming to be authorities. you’re not on the ground. you have time in abundance. #do the hard work of giving justice to the stories of palestinians jews and yes even israelis since there #is a well-documented culture of revolt against the alt-right gov by its citizens- born and immigrated. #there’s so so much and so so much gets dismissed. if we were all on the ground this wouldn’t be an issue- but seriously. #we’re not. we only have time and conversation. and all of that is disregarded for easy reactionary targets #*this wouldn’t be an issue as in we would obviously have no ‘free time’ to divvy on research #i expect nothing from palestinian journalists and civilians but to do what they can even if that’s so bare as survive #it’s a hope rather than expectation #but if you’re in the west (if you’re reading this ik pretty much everyone following me is) you have an abundance of time to #remember nuance and history is real btw and especially that the history of jews and palestine pre-1948 is extremely intertwined #my one brief statement is you’re not decolonial if you want palestine to be drawn back to 1948. that’s quite the opposite really. #look into it man

[a-a-a-anon]

i hate the self infantilization of women but i sound so "not like other girls" if i talk about it.... "im literally just a girl".... mhm.... "girl math"... eye twitch...

#hopefully i dont sound insane bc yes i know plenty of women who say things like this #and ik they obviously dont mean anything by it! i have nothing against them! but PLEASE what the fuck do you MEAN by girl math girl dinner.. #i saw this tiktok of this woman saying “if you see girls constantly reading its not like fancy academia its fairy smut teehee” and like well #dont say that as if women are less likely to be academic and really theyre just being silly?? and i have nothing against smut romance books #but..... no maybe many women really are as smart as they seem. i get it that we're conditioned to be deferential but!! #nina.rambles #feminism