#you cannot kill me in any way that matters

[judithhhh]

I was wondering if you could write Jude Bellingham x reader(barca fan)

rivalry (one-shot)

jude x reader

summary : the request!

hala madrid :)

the excitement you felt for jude after his win against manchester city was slowly fading away as the day of the classico approached. you were always his number one fan, from birmingham to dortmund and now madrid. obviously, as a barcelona fan you were not particularly happy about your boyfriend’s decision to join real madrid but you understood how big of an achievement it was. slowly but surely you found yourself wearing a real madrid jersey way more often that you would have ever thought. the classico was not one of the matches you would go to in the white colors though. even if this decision was not making jude very happy you had still decided to wear a barcelona jersey to the match. it had been an ongoing fight for a week now and even a day before, you found yourself having the same debate with jude just before he left for training.

‘’baby you don't understand, you cannot come to a match wearing a barca jersey when you're dating a madrid player’’

‘’i've been a barcelona fan longer that i've been dating you jude, get over it’’ you said rolling your eyes

‘’well you should have thought about that before dating me’’

‘’i didn't even know you were going to join madrid come on’’ you said a bit louder

‘’we'll talk later, i have to go to training.’’ he responded, too tired to snap back

jude left the house without the usual sweet goodbyes you two shared. you spent the rest of the day mad at him even though a part of you knew he was kind of right. you occupied yourself the best you could all day and left the house just before your boyfriend got back home. you sat in a cafe close to jude’s house and sipped on a teacup until your phone started buzzing.

texts with judee

where are you?

we were supposed to talk when i got back

are u still mad

come back pls love u

you didn't respond but headed back to his house, swallowing back your petty behavior. when you got there, jude was in the shower. you removed your clothes before joining him, making the boy jump at the sudden intrusion. you talked to him normally, like the morning fight had never happened but he just looked at you suspiciously.

‘’you’re not mad anymore?’’

‘’i decided not to, i know barca is going to win no matter what jersey i win’’

the comment made jude chuckle as he tucked you closer to his wet body, his mouth reaching your neck and placing kisses that got lower and lower. when you two were done with your shower and other activities, any bad feelings were entirely gone from your mind.

the next morning, you woke up without jude's presence next to you. looking at your phone, you saw that it was already way past twelve and that the boy had headed out to training some time ago. he hadn't left you any text but when you got up you saw his jersey on the dresser with a note reading "eager to see you wearing that baby, love you xx".

after take a taxi to the stadium, you took a seat in jude's box and hurriedly texted him before he had to come out to train.

texts with judee

good luck today 🥱

btw don't u dare score

ill score and dedicate my celebration to u love

ill rather have you killing me tbh

nvm ill found another girl to do that with

fuck u

love you baby gtg

*you liked the message*

another classico win for madrid and another late winning goal by jude. any other context would have had you screaming and cheering for him but as a barca fan you could just scoff and internally curse your boyfriend for being so good. through the bernabeau’s billboard boards you saw jude’s celebration and didn't miss the smug smile he sent in the direction of the box you were sitting in. you knew you were going to get dragged after today. you hurriedly put on a hoodie, ironically jude’s, on top of the real madrid jersey in hope of at least escaping a bit of jude’s incoming banter.

you waited for him in the hallway next to the locker room not by choice but by obligation, he was still your ride after all. he came out of the room loudly laughing with his teammates before noticing you and murmuring something that made them giggle when they walked past you. jude reached you and pulled you into a hug, which you could not resist returning even though you were mad.

‘’it's such a good day love right?’’ he exclaimed, smiling at you

‘’shut up really’’

‘’aww come on, not gonna congratulate your boyfriend’’ he said clearly restraining himself from laughing in your face

‘’sorry i don't condone cheating’’

‘’nahh don't even start you know that was a fair win’’

you simply rolled your eyes and entered his car, trying to get home even faster. jude didn't say anything else and started driving. halfway through the drive, you realized that he wasn't taking the directions to your flat at all and was actually driving straight to his apartments.

‘’where are you going, you forgot to drop me off?’’ you said

‘’what do you mean, you always stay over after my matches’’ he responded sounding genuinely confused

‘’well, do i look like i wanna stay over today jude’’ you snapped a bit annoyed at his oblivious demeanor

‘’first of all, calm down a bit, yeah. and i understand you're mad about the result but i wanna spend time with my girlfriend so you're coming with me’’

he didn't seem like he was going to take no as an answer and you felt a bit bad for your bitchy attitude so you only turned your head away from him. you heard jude sigh and felt his hand reaching for yours that was resting on your thigh. you allowed him to hold it but didn't make any effort to squeeze it back as you normally would do.

‘’don't even get why you're so mad, baby. you knew barca had no chance of winning this anyways’’

‘’ok this is enough, get me out of this car right now’’ you said giggling, not really taking yourself seriously anymore

jude smiled softly seeing your happy face in the corner of his face. as much as he loved flexing his love for madrid in your face, he still preferred when you were not mad at him. the two of you finished the ride in a mix of stolen kisses at red lights and unserious banter.

#jude bellingham #football #football imagine #jude bellingham imagine #jude x reader #football x reader #jude bellingham x reader #hey jude :)

[magnificentempress]

my possibly unpopular opinions on therapy/psychiatry

- Just like suffering is not inherent to womanhood, suffering is not inherent to humans. Just like it is not okay to just expect that women will be subjected to suffering, it is not okay to expect that it will happen to anyone and it's just the way things are.

- Therapy is not inherently wrong for trying to alleviate the suffering, but I fail to see the doctors acknowledging the fact that the suffering is a collectively shared experience, and suffering is caused by someone. Moreover it is the whole point of therapy to focus on just yourself, "take responsibility"(for the harm that was done to you?) and seeing what you can make do. Basically because again, doctors cant really tell their patients to go overthrow the gvt or divorce their shitty husbands. Thus endless copium instead of, yknow... something actually meaningful.

- Antidepressants arent inherently bad but they cant cure you. They are just psychoactive drugs. Caffeine, tobacco, cocaine, they all are psychoactive in one way or another, and your brain doesnt really care if the substance is legal, illegal or prescribed. It modifies the symptoms but it cannot actually cure you. Or something. If you struggle with depression/anxiety related issues, I would highly recommend that you try to look for a way to alleviate them that is not just you popping pills for 10 years in a row.

- Our society is purposefully built to fuck us up. Just like "dyslexia" is not a thing in societies that dont have a writing system, "ADHD" or "depression" or "anxiety" are non-syndromes, they show only in very specific circumstances. It is possible to reform the world so that it doesnt force suffering and disabilities onto people.

- Psychoactive drugs that actively alter people's neurochemistry and may lead to both psychological and physical dependency are catastrophically overprescribed and one day the big pharma will be held accountable for their crimes lol

- I repeat that I do not oppose psychiatric medicines as a concept. Psychiatric disorders fuck people up, I know it personally. BUT. Sorry but there is a difference between a socially-induced disorder like anxiety, and a disorder of a purely biological genesis like bipolar mania or schizophrenia. I dont think depression or anxiety are easy. But consider what, someone suffering from delusions in mania cannot CBT their delusions away, they basically have to be on meds. MAYBE think really hard of the pros and cons here. You are lucky to have a relatively healthy brain, dont wash it down the drain.

- Medicalization and profiting off of any suffering is highly concerning. The transgender pharma will also pay for their crime of persuading (otherwise healthy) people that they cannot exist and will literally kill themselves without unnecessary medications and surgeries.

- If you have agreed on me on the previous points but my opinion on transness triggered you, consider unbrainwashing yourself? Idk? Can't you put 2 and 2 together? These are literally the same kind of phenomena.

- I say it all as someone who has been on antidepressants for a long time, and also who knows many people who were on antidepressants for a long time. I've seen both huge benefits and huge debilitating side effects.

As a matter of fact I am also completely normal and can be trusted w

#radfems do touch #radblr #anti psychiatry #psychiatry #antidepressants #ssri withdrawal #zoloft #opinion

[foldingfittedsheets]

If you really loved that iconic mushroom post you might enjoy this design in my Threadless, Redbubble, and Teepublic.

Sales support a broke queer art student and you get cool art on your stuff!

#art #my art #mushroom #fungus #tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit #you cannot kill me in any way that matters #fungi #mycellium #death #existentialism #existential dread

[quantumized-insanity]

I feel obligated to make this post, as a trans woman, and as someone who has seen harassment campaigns against other trans women on this site during the entirety of my tenure on this site.

Love the trans women you know. If you're close to them, have other means of communication. Cherish the people you know before their ripped away from you. This is horrifying and heartbreaking, and there's no way of telling who is going to get the hammer next, or how this is going to play out.

#protect trans women #transgender #Resist #You cannot kill me in any way that matters #If you are reading this you are loved #If you are trans you have to live #Even if you do nothing else #you have to survive

[patriciavetinari]

I feel like my followers would appreciate this look especially.

#it has mushrooms and frogs it's bound to make me a tumblr microcelebrity #right #right?... #my face #and the rest of me #ootd #creature shirt #you cannot kill me in any way that matters #also this is what humidity does to my hair

[theawkwarddeadgirl]

A request. Love me some existential mushrooms

#calligraphy #my calligraphy #existential mushroom #you cannot kill me in any way that matters #hand lettering #requests

[soupyboiiiii]

demolition man, gun he got from the devil to party poison's head: TELL ME THE NAME OF GOD YOU FUNGAL PIECES OF SHIT

Fun Ghoul: its pronounced Fun Ghoul. get it right. Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your 10000 stolen souls can make. Killjoys never die. you cannot kill us in a way that matters.

demolition man cocking the gun, blood streaming down his face: IM NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

the patient (whispering): hey what the FUCK does this mean cherri cola (whispering back): decay exists as an extant form of life. we lay in the foundations. it's comforting.

death, running past chasing a flock of crows that look supiciously like the pheonix witch: that's a terrifying answer. have a Better™️ day 😃

#this is what would happen if you put all the mcr lore in a room together right? #soup speaks #my chemical romance #you cannot kill me in any way that matters #danger days #mcr #mcr memes #3 cheers for sweet revenge #the black parade

[drinkthegenderfluid]

I can’t get that post out of my head so I made art about it

#obsessed #literally #tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit #you cannot kill me in any way that matters #decay exists as an extant form of life #oh my god

[goodgrammaritan]

Noah made a dumb joke and I said, "My husband, the comedian" and he responded, "I'm a mushroom," clearly expecting me to say yes, he was a fun-guy.

But instead I said, "Yep, I cannot kill you in any way that matters"

#mushrooms #fungi #puns #memes #you cannot kill me in any way that matters

[voiceless-bones]

Instagram | Linktree

Limited palette using Peerless Watercolors--marigold yellow, jackqueminot red, cobalt blue. These make some really nice secondary colors, but I leaned heavily on the purples.

Anyway my linktree has a link to a Peerless Watercolors offer where your first purchase is 15% off. It feels weird to advertise, but I actually like these watercolors ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#artists on tumblr #traditional art #watercolors #latina artist #queue continuum #peerless watercolors #3Peerlesswatercolors #art #watercolour art #watercolor art #mushroom art #mushrooms #fungi #fungiart #forest floor mysteries #you cannot kill me in any way that matters #tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

[witchstone]

abigail hobbs were you ever even alive or were you going to survive all of them

#you cannot kill me in any way that matters #diary

[navysealt4t]

the image of being a final girl and like. hope and love and light. that’s my gender btw

#covered in blood shaking and yelling IM ATILL HERE IM STILL ALIVE IM STILL BREATHING #YOU CANNOT KILL ME IN ANY WAY THAT MATTERS

[foldingfittedsheets]

Mushroom Redesign

Hey! When I have a popular design I get nervous to revamp it but I feel like these mushrooms needed more love. But I don't want to lose the magic. So please weigh in!

#art #my art #mushroom #you cannot kill me in any way that matters #existential dread #artists on tumblr

[mooncustafer]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Instrumentality of Mankind - Cordwainer Smith Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Behavior, Mind Games, Mad Scientists, Mushrooms, Existential Horror Summary:

There is a joke, or a legend, or a warning, or a prophecy, or all of them together as related by the Lord Taverin Aurelius.

It concerns mushrooms.

#yuletide 2022 #cordwainer smith #you cannot kill me in any way that matters

[moofable]

I met some fun guys out in the woods.

#pictures i took #mushrooms #fungus #decay is part of life #you cannot kill me in any way that matters

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

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#tw suicide #no seriously heed the tw this is probably upsetting i just. i need to say it somewhere and i will not say it to my family. #puddleglum hours #personal #its just i was thinking. #tother day the doctor asked: do you regret it? about the suicide attempt tuesday night. #and i said something that i still feel: if i regret anything about it it's that i didn't succeed. #they're talking of discharging me tomorrow or something and im just. #what do i need to do to be kept in for longer?! damn it all i *know* how i could kill myself in here. #but i don't want to. i need them to save me #because i can't save myself! if they discharge me tomorrow i think it very likely ill be dead before the end of the week! or at least in #hospital from another attempt! this new med has made me more numb but the thoughts haven't gone away just muted. and then. #at times like this im perfectly wild about it! i cannot keep myself alive i need them to do it for me! #but when ive seen the doctor each time its been when im exhausted and numb and i don't care but that is not the case always. #i don't know. i don't see a good outcome any which way. #hopefully tomorrow the doctor sees me at a time when im feeling like this i think. #because i think i need to tell them. but i don't know how or even if it matters #and sometimes i just want to die. #im so tired of living guys. why #editing to add i am still on hiatus and if you want to contact me and know my discord contact me there #so i will not be responding to anything here for this moment at least