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You know you're growing old when you prefer your laptop screen to your phone screen
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Me most of the time: 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
Me when someone needs my help: 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️
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It's taken me years of practice to stop cracking meaningless jokes in the middle of serious conversations which is ironic since I have a lot of anxiety about offending people with sarcastic replies .... like how do these two personalities coincide in one person??
Basically my mind: *Hahaha say it say it that's an awesome comeback but no no that's rude just give them a straight answer but no it's funny it'll make everyone laugh but nooo they'll hate me forever .... *
So now my solution is silence and I'm pretty sure that's perceived as being rude as well #ican'twin
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My constant internal monologue becomes an external monologue when no one's home #italktomyself
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Whenever you hear me say "hmmm yeahhhh that makes sense" you can be rest assured that it made no sense to me whatsoever. I just needed something to say to fill the weird gap in our conversation
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The irresistible urge to CRONCH every fallen leaf I see on the sidewalk is way too high nowadays
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Q: What do socks, erasers and hair ties have in common?
A: They all reside in an alternate universe they materialized in when they disappeared from the dryer/my desk/my wrist 😒
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The best feeling in the world is when a cat slow blinks at you 😺
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Taylor Swift is honestly such a mood.
Feeling happy? Listen to Love Story.
Feeling sad? Listen to All too Well.
Feeling angry? Listen to Bad Blood.
Trying to get over someone? Listen to Wildest Dreams/I knew you were trouble.
Feeling dreamy? Listen to Willow.
Feeling peaceful? Listen to Ivy/Delicate.
Missing someone? Listen to I don't want to live forever.
Feeling empowered? Listen to Blank Space.
She's got RANGE.
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In my head I've always wanted to lead a life like the main character of a story, I wanted to be anything but ordinary and forgotten.
It took me 5 years and a lot of hard work to realize that living an ordinary life with regular experiences with the right people can feel pretty extraordinary as well ✨
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Is anyone else's personality undergoing a Benjamin button phase? Like they were super serious/adultish as kids and became more childish as they grew older? No? Just me? Okay then
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Why does age affect us emotionally?
I went from being a calm and collected person who was rational and logical to someone who only thinks with my heart within a span of a few months. Maybe my heart was dormant all this time and now it's woken up.
It's not a bad feeling and it certainly isn't wrong, but I don't know how to make a choice between my head and heart nowadays when I've always chosen my head my whole life
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Ahh it's that time of the year again...when it becomes pitch black at 5 pm.
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Certain experiences make us tough-skinned.
Although sometimes I wish we didn't have to go through those experiences in the first place, despite how strong we emerge afterwards 😣
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Sometimes I wish people could just read my mind so I didn't have to articulate what I'm feeling 😵‍💫
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Your life should feel like you're the main character of your story. Not the side character of someone else's story
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How can anybody be called boring when we are literally made of stardust?
It took this cosmos billions of years to create you, your personality, your quirks and your characteristics.
Let your true self shine ✨
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