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I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

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3 year old vs 5 month old

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Peace and love

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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

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yknow AI art has ruined an entire genre of painting to me, i saw one of those smooth anime-realism pieces and immidiately thought ''ugh, AI art'' until i noticed it was posted by an established deviantart user 6 years ago. like ive never been a huge fan of that genre but it looks like a pretty difficult style to master and i feel bad for the artists who specialized in anime-realism only to have their entire market jacked by people typing keywords into midjourney.

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They're angry that it's windy. Grumpy little lad.

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The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.

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December 20th 2023

Oh it's cookie time, isn't it Jon!

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soft little baby

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Tolerance training Brick is going well. She is quite the agreeable young bird.

#i will give her your lovd #thank you for the image description

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It's engagement season, ask for their hand with a treasure they can keep forever.

Custom engagement/anniversary/special occassion post cards starting at $50+shipping.

Email: [email protected]

Subject: Attn Cobalt

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It's engagement season, ask for their hand with a treasure they can keep forever.

Custom engagement/anniversary/special occassion post cards starting at $50+shipping.

Email: [email protected]

Subject: Attn Cobalt

#cobalt art #wedding #engagement #anniversary #announcement #baby shower #birthday #christmas #hanukkah #holiday #gift #new year #new years eve #romance #romantic #love #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lesbian #gay #bisexual #asexual #aromantic #demisexual

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Despite having more comfortable places to loaf, she sure is melted tonight.

#cobalt talks #brick #brick the pigeon #common pigeon #rock pigeon #pigeon #pigeon loaf #pet bird #pets #my pets #funny #silly #cute #animal

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having talented friends is so wild!!!!!! like. YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU made THAT. YOU DID THAT?!?!?!?! YOU created!!!! THAT!!!!!!!!!!! WOAH!!!!!! praise!!!!!!!! praise for one thousand years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#🥺🥺🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️😋 #thank you!!

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"The mortality rate of caterpillars is staggering. Some experts believe it hovers around 99% for many species. They are nature's hotdogs and seemingly everyone wants a bite. Birds and other insects are especially voracious predators."

NATURE'S HOTDOGS

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Alright fine, the new Garfield movie looks fun