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yandereposts · 1 year
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Oh, let me touch you...
Like an electronic shock
It'll wake me up
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yandereposts · 1 year
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"I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus all my clothes would fit"
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yandereposts · 1 year
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"You have the body of a God...
But I'll have you begging for my touch!"
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yandereposts · 1 year
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"You are my Goddess, but I am your captor.
You belong you me alone..."
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yandereposts · 1 year
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Ah, darklings, I have returned...
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With a new song, even. Well, perhaps *new* is not the right word- but I do hope it fuels you.
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yandereposts · 4 years
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Go ahead and blink those huge innocent eyes. I love them, you know that. They're what made me fall for you, and what makes me want to wrap my arms around you and never let go. Also what makes me want to bite and own you, you know that. Go ahead, blink them my love. Theyre huge sparkly jewels that I love to get lost into.
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yandereposts · 4 years
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I guess I could say I did it before it was cool now. Someone please explain the toilet paper thing? Why?
I'm quite calm though. Took a bit haha, now my uni is closed for a while though and I imagine people who are home alone to get lonely. I'm lucky to have my pet rats and my girlfriend with whom I live but if you want to talk or write to someone, feel free to reach out to me. Don't lose your cool, act according to reason and stay safe ❤ We'll get though this!
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Not to sound doomsday prepper-ish but...
The Corona virus is in my country. The infected person was celebrating Carnaval in a city. Carnaval? Crowded with people from all over my country. Our Capital city now too has someone who got infected.
I'm in my early 20's so I likely won't die from it even if I would become sick. Once upon a time I studied to become a nurse and "Een slimme meid is voorbereid" (a smart girl is prepared) was our motto. Maybe it's good to have at least the basics on hand when needed. And flour, yeast and canned beans are cheap (medicine is very cheap here too, 50 paracetamol 500mg is roughly €1,00). Having bought it kinda keeps me from panicking too much.
I just needed a place to vent about this, haha. Most of my friends are not that worried or even almost apathetic. I know I worry too much. Thank you for reading this, and please, as The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy says on its cover: don't panic (like me)
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yandereposts · 4 years
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“I may not be a heartsmith,  but I will find ways to twist and turn- and open your heart to me.”
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yandereposts · 4 years
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Yandere themed asks!
🌸 Have you ever been lovesick?
😁 When are you the most happy?
😉 Do you enjoy life in general?
😍 What’s your type?
😘 Are you good at flirting?
🙂 Are you good in hiding your real intentions when you have to hide them?
😏 How smooth are you from 1 to 10?
😓 Have you ever had an awkward moment after displaying yandere behaviour?
😔 Are you shy?
🤑 What is the first thing you’d buy if you got a lot of money?
😭 What’s the worst in your love life to happen to you?
😧 What kind of people bore you?
😨 What is your worst fear?
😳 What makes you blush?
😈 What’s the worst thing you’ve done that you feel like you should regret, but absolutely don’t?
🖼 Which fictional character do you relate to?
👀 Do you look for the one or do you just let love happen?
👅 What’s your favourite organ?
💋 What was your first kiss like?
💘 What makes you instantly fall in love?
💓 What makes your knees weak?
💔 Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
💕 Has your love ever been returned?
💖 Have you ever met another yandere in real life?
💗 Are you emotionally stable or not?
💞 Are you the type for multiple crushes?
❣ What makes you snap?
💌 Have you ever send/received love letters?
💣 Do you have an explosive personality?
💥 Have you ever been in a fight?
💦 How far would you go to make your lover happy?
💫 Is your mind always clear and sharp?
🗯 Are you verbally aggressive?
👙 Would you use your body to seduce someone?
👠 Do you like fancy dates?
👑 How would you like to be treated?
💍 Would you want to get married? (Or are you already?)
💎 Does your best friend know if your yandere feelings?
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yandereposts · 4 years
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Demons, vampires, shunned and misunderstood creatures of the dark... feel free to DM me.
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yandereposts · 4 years
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Making sausages from your intestines..? I'm a vegetarian, babe!
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yandereposts · 4 years
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Not to sound doomsday prepper-ish but...
The Corona virus is in my country. The infected person was celebrating Carnaval in a city. Carnaval? Crowded with people from all over my country. Our Capital city now too has someone who got infected.
I'm in my early 20's so I likely won't die from it even if I would become sick. Once upon a time I studied to become a nurse and "Een slimme meid is voorbereid" (a smart girl is prepared) was our motto. Maybe it's good to have at least the basics on hand when needed. And flour, yeast and canned beans are cheap (medicine is very cheap here too, 50 paracetamol 500mg is roughly €1,00). Having bought it kinda keeps me from panicking too much.
I just needed a place to vent about this, haha. Most of my friends are not that worried or even almost apathetic. I know I worry too much. Thank you for reading this, and please, as The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy says on its cover: don't panic (like me)
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yandereposts · 4 years
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One lock, two keys...
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yandereposts · 4 years
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Oh.
Oh.
Oh no.
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yandereposts · 4 years
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Guess I'll be watching it again after five years, haha. First time with the gf though!
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yandereposts · 4 years
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the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void
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yandereposts · 4 years
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I wish that
Across your back
Was a zipper.
And that I
Could crawl in.
So close, again.
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