1huskyboi

[1huskyboi]

Ladies, Gents, Non-Binaries, and insert-gender-heres, Sailor Moon failed to defeat Pinhead....and as punishment, she has been turned into a Cenobite...

#sailor moon #hellraiser #god help us all

[1huskyboi]

it also could've done more with the water in its little bitty pool there in the middle of the room; like formed a hand that could smash Link, grab him and basically YEET him into the spikes for massive damage (like 4-5 hearts or so), formed spikes to try and skewer him, or even formed a head and tried to suck him in and drown him, and Link could use that opening to pull Morpha out through da mouth

If there was AAAAAAAAAAANYTHING you could change about the Morpha battle in Ocarina of Tocarina, what would you do with it?

Considering they had the ability to freeze Zoras domain, I’d have added the ability to freeze Link

#boss ideas

[1huskyboi]

If Captain Hook was only trying to stop Peter Pan abducting kids, why was he also perfectly fine with killing said kids?

[1huskyboi]

(inspired by a funny DND post)

guard 1: One of us speaks nothing but truths

guard 2: The other nothing but lies.

Wizard: Hmmmm.....I think I know-

Barbarian that has zero chill: I GOT THIS ONE!!!

Wizard: BARBARIAN NO!!!

Barbarian: BARBARIAN YES!!! *kills the first guard*

guard 1: *dies with a BLEGH*

guard 2: O_O

Wizard: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!

Barbarian: *grabs the second guard* Is he dead?!

guard 2: .......no?

Barbarian: This one's the liar.

Wizard: o3o'''''''

#shitpost #DND #comedy

[1huskyboi]

crazy thought, but just hear me out, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay?????

I was listening to a @itsapmseymour video while doing the dishes, and i heard someone mention that they wanted to disassemble themselves like Lego (which is kinda weird, ngl)

but.....j-j-j-just roll with me 'ere, 'kay? Picture this: you COULD disassemble and reassemble yourself like a Lego structure thingamujiggitybob, and if you break a bone in your body? why, just take that appendage off, disassemble it, replace the broken bits with some GOOD ones, REassemble it, put it back on and BAM!!! all better

as i said, it's a crazy idea, i know.....but that post kinda had me t'inkin'....just imagine it

#roll with it #lego people #my brain is weird

[1huskyboi]

Dear God......Sylvester finally got Tweety!!!

#shitpost #cursed

[1huskyboi]

"I cASt tEStIcuLAR tOrsIOn i CAst mANual BreATHinG i CasT InsTAnT BraZILIAn wAx"

NAH NAH!!! (as LA Knight would say)

I got something even BETTER than all that mess

I CAST ANAL TASTE BUDS

#cursed spell #shitpost

[1huskyboi]

TIL of an antelope known as the Gerenuk. take a moment to read this post

makes you wonder just what the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFACK God was thinking when making this creature

God: Okay okay, look....I have an idea for an antelope

Angel: Okay, what kind?

God: This one can stand on its hind legs to reach shit that's outta reach

Angel: Oh wow interesting!

God: But its forelegs have to be at an odd angle.

Angel: .......Why?

God: BECAUSE REASONS, THAT'S WHY!!!! also i'm calling it the......uh..........Ge.......ru......nuk?

Angel: Gerenuk, sir?

God: Yeah sure, let's go with that.

#shitpost #TILpost #God was high when making this i swear

[1huskyboi]

TIL that the foam in Foamstars is actually......BODILY!!!!! FLUIDS!!!!!

Like first off, WHAT?!?!?!

Second, THE FUCK?!?!?!

Lastly, IS WRONG WITH SQUENIX?!?!?!?!

i legit JUST started playing this last night (by the time of writing this), and i learn THIS?!?!?!?! No wonder the first color of foam I got was white.....

#they knew what they were doing #they knew damn well...

[1huskyboi]

MARBLE!!!! Damn fingers....

TIL of the existence of this adorablblblblblblble creature. This is the Canadian Marbel Fox. I learned of it on Instagram, and the caption read "It's like a husky, but in cat"

I already know @itsapmseymour is prolly gonna see this (not counting on it cuz it's fine if he doesn't), and he's gonna say "look at dat baby", and he will not be wrong

#accidental typo

[1huskyboi]

TIL of the existence of this adorablblblblblblble creature. This is the Canadian Marbel Fox. I learned of it on Instagram, and the caption read "It's like a husky, but in cat"

I already know @itsapmseymour is prolly gonna see this (not counting on it cuz it's fine if he doesn't), and he's gonna say "look at dat baby", and he will not be wrong

#nature is beautiful #dawww so cute

[1huskyboi]

BEHOLD!!!!!

a milkshake creation from an ice cream shop in Gatlinburg, TN called The Crazy Mason. this creation in particular is dubbed, and I kid you not, "Sweet Cheesus"

#foodporn #yummy yum yum #ice cream

[1huskyboi]

Obviously obvious jokes aside, am I the only one who wants to try these????

#be honest

[1huskyboi]

*shines it in front of them again*

*shines a laser light on the floor in front of Wooloo*

*Rolls on it* Got it! Hmm… wait

*The laser is now on Floof’s head. She doesn’t seem to notice*

It’s gone. Rats…

[1huskyboi]

HEY, ME NEXT ME NEXT!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hrmmm

[1huskyboi]

Undertale: Alx's Tale (chapter 1)

Alx woke up in a bed of flowers, still aching from the fall he took. "Huh…?" was the only thing he could get out of his mouth as he stood up. He looked around his surroundings, not sure where he ended up. "Hello? Anyone?" He calls out. He didn't hear anything and sighs, now knowing he is all alone. "Well… Nowhere to go but forward, I guess." He goes down the path and turns into a wide area where he sees a yellow flower.

"Howdy!" says the flower. "I'm Flowey. Flowey the Flower." Alx looks at the flower in confusion. "Uh….hey there, I'm Alx." he said. "Well howdy there, Alx! I bet you're lost down here, huh?" said Flowey. Alx nodded in confirmation. "Golly, you must be so confused. Well don't you worry. Your old pal Flowey will help you. Ready? Here we go!"

All of a sudden, Alx's soul popped out of his body, but he was otherwise fine if not a little startled. Flowey noticed how familiar the SOUL looked and groaned quietly. "Oh great, another BRAVERY soul…" Flowey said under his breath. "Heh?" said Alx, thinking he heard Flowey say something. "Oh, uh, don't you worry about that, Alx. Just…thought of something, that's all!" Flowey responded, wanting to get back on track. "Now, where was I? Oh yeah! That's your soul right there. It's the very culmination of your being. Your Soul starts off weak, but with enough LV, it can get even stronger." "LV?" Alx asked. "Yup. It's short for LOVE!" Flowey said as he winked at him. This made Alx chuckle a bit as he found it kinda funny and cute. All of a sudden, what looked like pills appeared above Flowey. "Down here, LOVE is shared through…" Flowey thought it over. "…Little white…Friendliness Pellets." They started to move towards Alx's soul as Flowey encouraged him to try and catch one. Alx was a bit careful but got one anyway…only to then get hurt REALLY BAD as Flowey smiled sadistically and laughed. "You IDIOT!! In THIS world, it's KILL or BE killed!! Why would ANYONE pass up an opportunity like THIS?!" The "Friendliness Pellets" surrounded Alx's soul. "Now die!" said Flowey as he started laughing. However, his sadistic pleasure would be replaced with shock as the bullets suddenly bursted into flame.

Alx was angry…REALLY angry. "Huh?" said Flowey as he saw Alx's body tremble with fury. "You…. You're gonna pay for that, you little WEED!!!" Alx said as he glared at the flower, who was sweating nervously. Just as Alx was about to do something, a fireball sent Flowey flying. Alx was confused and his anger died down as he saw an adult woman came up. "What an awful creature, picking on such a poor defenseless child!" she said. She then turned her attention to Alx. "Hello there. I'm Toriel, caretaker of the ruins."

end of chapter 1

#undertale fanfiction

[1huskyboi]

*continues waving it in front of the Furret*

*proceeds to shine a laser light in front of the Furret*

*pupils dilate*