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Doc Armitage es el descerebrado hijo bastardo de Guybrush Threepwood y una wookiee, la cual violó a su ingenuo padre en un arrebato de concupiscencia salvaje; un experimento genético degenerado que el Dr. Thaddeus S. Venture llevó a cabo en un deplorable estado de ebriedad lisérgica; un engendro perverso, fruto de unos rituales blasfemos celebrados por John Constantine en algún lugar maldito entre Insmouth y Dunwich; el hermano gemelo envenenado con sangre Malkavian de Luther Arkwright, encerrado en una recóndita prisión del paralelo 00.72.87 por sus crímenes contra la humanidad. Entre relecturas del Necronomicón, apacigua sus pasiones dementes con una miscelánea de cine, televisión, música, fotografía, ilustración, literatura, cómic y humor. Doc Armitage is the brainless bastard son of Guybrush Threepwood and a wookiee, who raped his naive father in an outburst of wild lust; a degenerate genetic experiment that Dr. Thaddeus S. Venture held in a deplorable state of lysergic inebriation; a perverse monstrosity, result of some blasphemous rituals celebrated by John Constantine in a cursed place somewhere between Insmouth and Dunwich; Luther Arkwright´s twin brother, poisoned with Malkavian blood, locked away in a hidden prison in parallel 00.72.87 for his crimes against humanity. Among rereadings of the Necronomicon, he appeases his insane passions with a miscellany of film, television, music, photography, illustration, literature, comic books and humor.

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