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Drinking scotch at 2 PM is not an "alcohol dependency" I am literally just in my Ernest Hemingway era.

#ernest hemingway era runs in my family #literature #shitpost #ernest hemingway #dark academia #chaotic academia

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every single thing I see I tie back to this god-forsaken show.

also DOWN WITH PARK ERASURE!!! I love her she’s so silly

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on loving your siblings

I don't love anyone, Belle and Sebastian//The Reynolds Pamphlet, Hamilton by Lin-Manuel Miranda//The Other Boleyn Girl(2008)//Fleabag, 2x06//@earth-to-mothership //Rabbi Joseph Telushkin, Jewish Literacy//Antigone, Jean Anouilh//Maurice Sendak//Little Miss Sunshine (2006)//The Elektra Complex, @filmnoirsbian //NA

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not a week goes by without me remembering this jhonen vasquez strip and i so often want to reference it and i keep forgetting it is not, in fact, a well-known meme

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I sit here, drunk, at my ripe old age of 17 with an entirely new group of friends than the ones I had in middle school, with nobody to discuss the weird shit I did during my emo phase and I think that's devastating

#I will never again utter the words ryden or wattpad or frerard and it feels really weird #emo #wattpad #tumblr #i'm so scared to grow up wtf

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So basically you turn 18 and then you just die. Then after that, you turn 25 and die. And then you turn 29 and die. And then you turn 49 and die. And then you turn 80. And then you die.

#tumblr #textpost #shitpost

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Residence, Beauficel, Patrice Mottini, 1980

#ESCHER

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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losing my mind over this

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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

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whenever I vote in a poll and choose the most popular option I am a champion and when I pick the least popular option I am part of the revolutionary underdog class fighting against the posers

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everyone say thanks to the four bears that gave you autism today

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