henlo tis i beeShe/her | adultMy brain likes to shout aus at me that I then never do anything with so if yall like them feel free to do whatever you want with them just make sure to credit me
Sitting here watching the bids go higher on the Hermitcraft Charity Auction like yessssss, yessss, go rich people go. spend my for my amusement for charity. these are ROOKIE numbers, I wanna see some REAL spending.
i feel like a single copy of a hermitcraft fanzine selling for Twelve Thousand Dollars (and likely to go for way more by the time the charity auction actually ends) should be like. an internationally recognised fandom event
it's crazy to me theres homophobes and transphobes in the hermitcraft community. cleo is bi and uses she/they. gem is bi. doc retweets art of his character with top surgery scars. iskall said c!iskall is genderless. joel is married to a bisexual women. joe hills uses any pronouns and has a transgender sister. cub voices his support for the community. grian supported dan howell when he came out. so many hermits have done collabs with other openly queer creators. so many hermits have been in pride mccs.
you are not welcome in this community if you're queerphobic.
theres something so funny to me when hermits are talking about redstone and theyre like "and then theres an etho hopper clock here-"
like. of course they use etho hopper clocks, itd be weirder if they actively avoided using it, considering its like. a redstone thingy that is very useful and still works even after all this time, and from what i understand it was like. a pretty big deal in terms of useful things you could do with redstone back when he first made it because it opened up ways to do even more things with redstone
and like for the most part theyve probably been referring to that particular thing as an etho hopper clock for longer than theyve even known etho personally, considering the etho hopper clock predates his joining hermitcraft by at least 1-2 years, and several of the other hermits joining hermitcraft by even more. so of course they still call it that
on a related note, most of them likely had at least heard of etho before meeting him, even if they didnt personally watch him (tho i know some did) since he was an old school minecraft youtuber. like his original season 1 of "lets play minecraft" started when minecraft was so new it hadnt been officially released yet. literally back in minecraft alpha. he was a minecraft youtuber OG
so with those two points taken into consideration it completely makes sense that "etho hopper clock" is something ingrained into the terminology of anyone that does stuff with redstone somewhat regularly. theres no reason it wouldnt be
but when you put it into contrast with like. their actual interactions with etho. it kind of cracks me up???
its like. in my head the vibes are this: imagine building something and being like "okay guys, for this machine we need to use an archimedes screw, which is named of course after its inventor archimedes, a man so genius that to this day he is regarded as one of the most brilliant inventors and mathematicians to ever walk this earth" and then like thirty minutes later you go to a restaurant and you see archimedes, of classic antiquity fame, trying to eat a sandwich but the ingredients keep falling out in increasingly comedic manners. so you of course call him pathetic to his face, and then ask if he wants to try out your new totally-not-a-scam product that you carry on you at all times for opportunities like these. and for some reason he doesnt just say yes, but buys two
sometimes i start thinking about mlp and decide to think about what mlp creatures x characters would be in the mlpverse. rn im thinking about qsmp of course
theres so many????? like jaiden for example. would she be a pegasus? a griffon? a hippogriff? or one of those humanoid bird people from that one movie
would any of them be kirins? or kelpies? or abada?
It's 2031, and Hermitcraft Season 15 has just started.
DocM77 has created a machine that adds a new dimension. Zero mods, no resource packs, just redstone and glitches. He is using Netherite blocks for his redstone circuits.
JimmySolidarity joined two seasons ago, and has died first every time. He is very careful this season, but other Hermits kill him first on purpose.
TangoTek has built Decked Out 4 in the End. It is roughly four times the size of the main island, and the dragon has been captured and sealed in an obsidian box so that it will make a cool sound effect in one specific room.
SMajor joined five days ago, and he has already been in a fan-favourite duo with half the server. His Ao3 tag has quadrupled in size, and his tumblr tag is full of art vaguely shipping him with just about anyone with a face.
Pearl has been a landscaper, a janitor, a postmaster, an accountant, a bus driver, and a librarian. Running out of public service jobs, she has started showing up at people's houses in real life with teas and coffees. No one's sure how she gets there.
Etho's tissue box has finally disintegrated, and everyone is excitedly recommending him mic stands. He is trying to hide the fact that he has put an exact copy of the box in its place already.
Zombie Cleo has become so adept at manipulating armor stands that they can perfectly recreate literally anything. Including things that by all rights should not exist. New viewers occasionally complain about lovecraftian nightmares and mental issues after seeing them. Cleo and their older viewers laugh like it's an inside joke.
revive book really top 10 fantasy items in a piece of media ever. the thing doesn't even physically exist, we never see it, but it's steering major plot events and altering characters' allegiances long before the audience even find out what it is. truly the macguffin of all time.