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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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"Listen. Where You're Going? Tell Your Friends. Tell Everyone You Meet. You Tell Them All. When You See Me Coming? Run."
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They're besties I promise
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lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this
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Harry: Having trouble with that jar? Maggie: Yeah, the lid is being a fucking dickhead Harry, looking sternly at Bob: wonder where she got that from? Bob: from the fridge, you fucking dickhead.
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” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out
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you're definitely in too deep with an oc once you start coming up with hypothetical tumblr posts about them
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Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered
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occasional posts from users
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hi. did you know australia has a fairywren species called the superb fairywren
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and another species called the splendid fairywren
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...and one called the lovely fairywren
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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?
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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email
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And his professor responded with this
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