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apotheoseity · 9 hours
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shout out to the cowboy bed
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nobody wants to see you like this .
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apotheoseity · 9 hours
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chocolate and peanut butter go together like a man's penis and another man's asshole
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apotheoseity · 9 hours
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hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner
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apotheoseity · 10 hours
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Don’t look at things you know will make you angry. Don’t read the comment sections. Don’t look at the blogs of people who add dumb comments to posts to confirm that they’re dumb all the time. Don’t read old conversations you had with people you don’t talk to anymore. Go look at pictures of kittens or something instead. Protect yourself from negativity in every way you can.
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apotheoseity · 10 hours
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i will make a long post abt polly tomorrow. basic gist;
- she used to be human but was accidentally turned into a soda slimegirl after a factory tour incident
- her likeness is owned by the soda company bc her parents preferred the flow of money that would provide over a lump sum from a lawsuit. so shes forcibly their mascot
- people aren’t aware she’s not just a made up character played by an actor like the trix rabbit or something. and you know how people online are about mascots and catgirls
- she doesn’t even really like peaches. her favorite artificial fruit flavor is grape or cherry
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apotheoseity · 10 hours
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shes more fucked up than youd think !
i should talk in depth about polly at least once start to finish. i might do that sooner than later if people want that .
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apotheoseity · 10 hours
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i should talk in depth about polly at least once start to finish. i might do that sooner than later if people want that .
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apotheoseity · 10 hours
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odette maplewood (@apotheoseity‘s oc) stimboard!
🦢 🖋️ 🦢 | 🖋️ 🦢 🖋️ | 🦢 🖋️ 🦢
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apotheoseity · 10 hours
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dm'ing a mutual you've never interacted with one-on-one is so embarrassing like. hi.... im sorry. you can kill me if you want... can i have your discord..... if not.. feel free to shoot me down where i stand... im sorry.. i'll leave..
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apotheoseity · 10 hours
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Starting to believe The puzzle never solves Because it’s all…
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apotheoseity · 12 hours
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i get they mean well but it is so fucking patronizing when someone hears about me having severe memory issues and they suggest to me to start making reminders for stuff . Like wow how did i not think of the first thing that came to your mind the millisecond that i told you that after years of living with my horrible memory. You're such a genius. You're solving memory loss
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apotheoseity · 12 hours
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2005 Nintendogs plush keychain
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apotheoseity · 12 hours
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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)
Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).
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apotheoseity · 12 hours
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i hate when ppl act like the only reason to not like a "sad" ending is because you can't take it or whatever. personally as a tragedy enjoyer, i hate a poorly written ending. i hate an ending that is just kind of a bummer. i hate an ending that feels mean-spirited to the audience. i hate an ending that's redundant. i love a sad ending that is thematically consistent, poignant, and bespoke to the rest of its narrative.
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apotheoseity · 12 hours
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artists, this is ur reminder to start drawing references or redesign your original characters before artfight in july this year
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apotheoseity · 12 hours
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if i had a nickel for every time one of my roommates made me have to hold back sobbing loudly in front of people while i was getting myself dinner i would have 2 nickels. which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice
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