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The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.

No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Steve Holt! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.

Across from where? We just call it a sausage. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Steve Holt! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.

There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I'm a monster.

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Nature never deceives us

Well, what do you expect, mother? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Across from where?

Across from where? I've opened a door here that I regret. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Guy's a pro.

We just call it a sausage. Marry me. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Whoa, this guy's straight?

#nature #photo post #landscape

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All Vintage Stuff

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Soon enough. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!

Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! No! Don't jump! Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?

This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Pansy.

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Gallery Post

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. As you wish. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I find your lack of faith disturbing. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time! All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? What!? The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… I'm trying not to, kid. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

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Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, then good news! It's a suppository. You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Why not indeed! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!

It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. When will that be? I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Oh God, what have I done?

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Video Post

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I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.

Arthur C. Clarke

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They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! You've swallowed a planet! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You hit me with a cricket bat.

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

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*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You've swallowed a planet! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

#image #landscape #photography

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When I was young I was thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

Oscar Wilde (via postcards-theme)

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