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I rarely post or even bother to open social media - I really hope y'all will actually plant a tree, cause that's the only reason I'm even doing this

#betterplanet #boxed liquids #boxed water #weird #quirky #plant trees

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Y'all be putting jingle bell sounds in movies and shit when it snows, so now when it snows my brain is trained to play the noise in my head... but snow actually just sounds like wind, pain, and silence, so why are we playing such a happy sound?

#snow #not ready for that #fuck winter #no snow please #silence #wind #pain #cold #cold weather #contemplating

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Why do I boil myself like a lobster in the shower, but I hate the heat and overheat easily out of the shower

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Is anyone else in their 20s and just angry as fuck at everything?? Or is it just me...

#20s #anger #angry #aghhhhh #its just me isnt it

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bed of rice sounds like the coziest place to be

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@stvksn on ig

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Reposting again as a shout out to my neighbors who never shut the fuck up. I've been getting blasted with music at all hours, listening to fighting and slamming things, listening to about 50 neighborhood dogs barking, and I get woken up multiple times every night by these things.

So fucking over it

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#bad neighbors #neighbors #i know i sound like a karen but if you were in my shoes youd be losing hair from losing sleep #so tired #its too early for this

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I’m sorry but this is the funniest Reddit post I’ve seen in a while

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

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“They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body

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f*ck property owners that rent out and don't allow pets. Seriously wtf. THEY probably have SEVERAL pets. It feels like they need to stop worrying about one bad experience they had because they chose to let an irresponsible person rent their property, and give people a chance. My pets are my babies, I'm sure theirs are too, so why?? There ARE people out there that take care of their pets and clean up after them. I've had cats for 4 years now and never had any complaints about "pet odor" or anything like that so f*ck you. You want someone to rent your property, allow pets. Accept references. Do a pet interview. Get off the f*cking thumbtack you sat on

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Feeding 冷酷王子/Lengku Wangzi ("Callous Prince") his medicine

English added by me :)

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This one was a nail biter

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Good to know Paganism is alive and well

hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she's done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We're not spinning eternally around any old ball, we’re three deep in the window on board the Sol Train and she did NOT provide the catering, the itinerary and all the fuel to share credit with some two-bit Proxima Centauri hack. point to these nuts in a constellation while you're at it. i love the sun

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Also: "have you considered these 14 medications that aren't even actually related to your illness? They'll get rid of your symptoms but you'll have 1048572629 new side effects 😁"