#its too early for this

[an6elic-d3vil]

Reiner who messily slams into your cunt at an uneven pace

Reiner who buries his head in your neck and whines because you make him feel good

Reiner who thinks he doesn’t deserve it after everything he's done

Reiner who tries to pull out when he's about to cum

Reiner who whimpers when you wrap your legs around him and trap him in your pretty cunt

Reiner who coos little 'thank yous' as he sloppily thrust into you even after he cums

Reiner who pulls out when hes done and eats his cum out of you like a man starved

#shit post #its too early for this #reiner braun #reiner smut #reiner x black reader #poor bby :( #he needs a hug #and some pussy

[comet160]

HELLO?????

#apex legends #apex revenant #its too early for this #revenant #got that stupid grin now #revenant singing was not on my season 19 bingo card #wait #rev singing love poems

[tiredcowboyy]

Javier Escuella said ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’ at some point in his life I just know it.

#javier escuella #incorrect rdr2 #rdr2 #incorrect rdr2 quotes #rdr #red dead #incorrect red dead redemption 2 quotes #incorrect red dead #red dead redemption 2 #javier escuella quotes #javier escuella incorrect quotes #I just know he said this I can feel it in my bones #weather he was the cowboy or the rider I haven’t decided #its too early for this #sorry hosea #arthur morgan #john marston #arthur morgan rdr2 #dutch van der linde

[argumentativeantitheticaldrmgirl]

Morning heathens 😴

#oh hey it's me #my face #why am i up #like 🙃🙃🙃 #its too early for this #byeee <3 #validate my existence #i get to go see #mini highland cows today though #and im hype about it #because have you ever seen a mini highland #theyre adorable

[hypnoneghoul]

DEAR FUCJIN LORD HACEOCFAWKCBAOEGD

#its too early for this #swiss ghoul #the band ghost #nameless ghouls

[cheesecrackerssoup]

Y’know, I never really liked the idea of vampires— just the thought of sucking blood as affection weirds me the fuck out.

BUT, in the topic of sex it weirdly seems less….er..bloody and more bruisey (I don’t even think this is a word)

OKAY BUT JUST IMAGINE, sO many bites just purely out of hunger, and only 4 spots are like jabbed in cuz that’s where vamp teeth are and it wouldn’t be rlly visible due to the bruises…

I EVEN SAW THIS ONE POST OF A DRAWING ON TWO BITES ON BOTH INNER THIGHS AND THEY FORMED A LITTLE HEART IT WAS SO CUTEEEE!!!

Anyway, one character that I really like to imagine with this is ironically Wriothesley. Not bc he’s buff, but because he DEFINITELY has fangs. THEY MADE HIM BASED OFF A WOLF FOR GODS SAKE (granted that’s why it’s so ironic.

Bro would FOR SURE bite EVERYWHERE.

I CANT EVEN WRITE A SEX SCENE HOW TO PEOPLE DO THIS??? I’m just imagining hot stuff on hot with a lot of bite markings— he would definitely have predator instincts and no one can tell me otherwise.

HE CAN MANHANDLE ME ON GOD.

Would this be a vampire wolf hybrid?? Guys I swear I’m not 14 years old anymore 😭😭😭

I can probably also see this with some other characters— Wriothesley just seems PERFECT for the role. they should’ve made him a vampire since god forbid, he lives UNDERGROUND.

Thank you for reading to my 3:30 am rant

#wriothesley #wriothesley x reader #genshin impact #thoughts #soup thoughts #its too early for this #i’m sleep deprived #WRIO IS SO HOT ISTG #genshin x reader

[bellaxgiornata]

Y'all, it's only Halloween and there's SNOW FLURRIES outside right now. I'm not excited to take my toddler trick or treating in this later...

#go away snow #its too early for this #i am FREEZING #i need a snuggly mikey to keep warm

[fossilizedpr0tienpowder]

This is too much ghoap angst for 7 in the morning

#help #its too early for this #ghoap

[anotherpapercut]

walked into work and my 18 yr old coworker said "you look like a 5th grader"

#its too early for this #he said my large black cargo pants from hot topic is what did it lmfao #he was like 'it goes hard tho'

[starch1ldz]

Okay now I don't know what to post about because we got found heaven and Bi buck and I'm just sitting here like staring at my wall incapable of having one coherent thought about anything

#star child speaks #its too early for this #freaking out #bisexual evan buckley #IS CANON #and im dead #thank you abc #conan gray found heaven #found heaven #conan gray

[cheriiyaya]

Bones. Don't.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd spoilers #bsd s5 #Bones please #its too early for this #bsd chapter 109

[reigningmax]

Max via IG story | Jan. 27

#max verstappen #my post #ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS #HEEEEEEEE #I haven’t seen this in my dash so

[badasserywomen]

If you are potato, then I want to drizzle you in oil & spices, bake you up and eat you. 😋

#must be weirdo anon time #its too early for this

[lacilou]

Those finger y'all.

Not my gif/photo. But I thank whoever created it....my day has been made.

#jared padalecki #his hands #well fuck #its too early for this #spn family

[tallyhoot]

there's fucking animals {idk which ones} on the fucking roof being loud as hell

#head in hands #its too early for this #its fucking 2am go away please #eddie’s random rambles

[ash-the-porcupine]

Little one shot I made a while back :) I'm supposed to be learning about viscosity in Chemistry right now but I'm tiredddd

Buster Moon sighed as he placed himself on the couch. It was three in the morning, and this was something of a ritual by now. He struggled to keep his eyes open, yet was far too awake to close them.

His little paws clung to a cup of steaming tea, where a teabag bobbed up and down at the surface. He made it for the smell more than anything. He hated himself for his trauma, and for the trouble it caused. He was always so anxious and jumpy, and it made it hard to get anything done.

Rosita and the others noticed, of course. It was hard to miss. But he hated to see the worried stares of his friends. He hated to know he was hurting them. And yet still when they inquired about his wellbeing, the lie that escaped his mouth was impulsive, and he could never even think before it slipped out.

When he said he was fine, he never meant it at heart. But oh, how he wished he did! It hurt him to know that his words dampened the spirits of those he cared about. He was aware that not a single on of the troupe believed Buster was 'fine,' or anything of the sort, for that matter.

He wanted to tell them how much he was hurting, but his thoughts would not allow it. Most of the time, his pain presented itself in the form of a tight feeling in his chest, nightmares, and little flashbacks. Sometimes these flashbacks were just little flickers, fissures in the present reality, but he couldn't ignore them.

He couldn't help the stab of fear when the face of a friend, a warm and loving figure, was suddenly replaced with the face of those who wished him harm. Sometimes that face was Jimmy Crystal, sometimes it was Angus Chrome, and other times it was Norma Hawkins - as the freshest trauma in his mind.

And these faces plagued his nightmares. He couldn't control it - despite his fervent wishes - but they did. And the fact that Buster was becoming increasingly phlegmatic plagued the dreams of his friends. No, his family.

Buster was slowly forcing himself to appear emotionless. He didn't even realize it himself. And when he wasn't, the happiness and charisma he put on display were just that: a display.

But wanted to apologize. So why couldn't he? He had the capability, of courze. Maybe he just didn't have the heart, as much as it pained his to say.

He sipped at the tea, looking down at it and watching the little swirls in the liquid drift apart and together in the surface, a paper-thin barrier. He closed his eyes for a brief second and breathed in the scent deeply, taking it in.

Maybe he should tell somebody. But how? He knew that the moment they said something, his mouth would only spill lies. He was disgusted with himself. Is this all he was? A charlatan and a negating runaway?

That. That's what he was doing. He was running away from his problems. He sniffed, looking up and out his office window. He could see the odd car driving by, headlights illuminating the streets and the darker corners of his room. A few street lamps flickered dimly, the light just enough the draw his eyes, and he saw an animal walk down the sidewalks once or twice.

And he had to wonder now as he tilted his gaze to look at what little of the night sky he could see through the window: would he be like this forever?

He felt like all he did anymore was chase the approve of others, trying to find some way to, what, confirm that his own self was valid? Why did he need a random stranger to validate him? Ash had told him so many times, as had the others, that he didn't need strangers to tell him he was good enough, he just had to believe it himself.

And that is where it all went wrong. He didn't. And so he took desperate measure after desperate measure to try and fix some part of himself that he couldn't even recognize.

First he flooded the theater, then he lied and got him and his family incoorporated with Crystal, then with Angus Chrome, and again with Norma Hawkins. It felt a god-awful Groundhog Day at this point.

And each of his mistakes came back to haunt him. He would have been willing to do anything to escape his problems at this point, but instead he just wallowed in his sadness.

As another flash passed before his eyes, a milisecond of Norma's talons, he made up his mind. He opened up his laptop, clicked Ash's email, and finally said something.

"Can I talk to you?"

#bustermoon #sing buster #buster #buster moon #trauma #ptsd #flashbacks #nightmares #therapty #traumatic experiences #ash #rosita #johnny #gunter #porsha #nooshy #suki #wait why am I tagging all the characters #its too early for this