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#incorrect red dead redemption 2 quotes
tiredcowboyy · 4 months
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I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?
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incorrect-rdr2 · 11 months
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Abigail: hey John
John: arthur used to call me John…
Abigail: because it’s your fucking name
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tbhatxr · 1 year
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Dutch, pointing a camera at Arthur: There he is, our sweet baby
Arthur, beating the shit out of an O’Driscoll: What-?
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donnas-dollface · 1 year
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Dutch: Alright Y/N, look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Miss O'Shea 😡
Y/N, staring lovingly at Molly from across the camp: i don’t have feelings for Molly.
Dutch, about to blow a fuse: your eyes are nowhere near mine.
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Hosea: Anyone d-
Arthur: Depressed?
John: Drained?
Sean: Dumb?
Micah: Disliked?
Hosea: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
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hillbillyhipster84 · 1 year
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My wife gave me the idea to draw this.
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moonah-rose · 2 years
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Arthur: I love this picture of the gang together. We look so happy.
John: Where's Micah?
Arthur: He hadn't joined us yet.
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ignify-caligo · 2 years
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John: I am a responsible adult!
Hosea: *raises brow*
John: I am an adult.
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rosieshipper · 1 year
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Sadie: Rose you need to get out of bed, we have jobs to do. So let’s just pick one job-
Rose: Whattt? I don’t wanna work on my birthday
Sadie: Look since it’s your birthday, the birthday girl gets to pick what job we do today
Rose: Can you say that more birthday-y?
Sadie: No!
Rose:…
Sadie: *sighs before starting to sing* 🎵Look, the birthday girl gets to choose what kind of job she gets to doos🎵
Rose: *grinning as she gets out of bed* Wow, I didn’t think you’d do that
Tags: @astralshipper @aricka-and-her-fictional-others @magicalpuppyprincess @wolfofthedead
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alligator-tearzz · 28 days
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RDR2 characters as tweets i've seen (based on how i view them)
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tiredcowboyy · 6 months
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I like to imagine hosea and dutchs reunion in the afterlife is like marty and alex’s reunion in madagascar where they run to each other both seemingly excited but then dutch realises hosea looks kinda pissed and hosea just starts chasing him trying to beat the shit out of his stupid husband for what he did to their sons
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incorrect-rdr2 · 11 months
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Arthur: John what are you doing?
John: I’m having a cigarette???
Arthur: john your hands are empty, you’ve been staring at this tree with your jaw hung open for two hours
John:…
Arthur: what the fuck did you smoke
(Lololol i can imagine John greening out on his first time smoking weed)
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tbhatxr · 1 year
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Sean: if you had to choose between John and all the money in my pocket, what would you choose?
Arthur: that depends, how much money are we talking about?
John: Arthur!
Sean: 63 cents.
Arthur: I’ll take the money.
John: Arthur!
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donnas-dollface · 1 year
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Colter Chapter 1:
Molly: It's a bit chilly up 'ere.
Y/N: Here, take my coat.
Dutch: Well, there's a few of us that are freezing our asses off over here as well.
Y/N: Damn shame I can't control the weather isn't it?
Dutch:
Hosea and probably Arthur: *silent laughing*
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Dutch: Hosea and I don’t use pet names.
Arthur: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Dutch: Honey?
Hosea: Yes, dear?
Dutch:
Arthur: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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breeezytoast · 3 months
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Arthur: I know you think my judgment’s clouded cause I like Charles a bit
Sadie, holding Arthur’s journal: You drew your wedding invitation...
Arthur: No, that’s our joint tombstone
Sadie: My mistake
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