#rdr2 incorrect quotes

[zanazirafanfic]

Charles, practicing pickup lines: Did it hurt, when you fell down from Heaven? Arthur: No, but I did fall off a mountain today, and that hurt pretty bad. Charles: ... Oh my god, you what -

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[putanaperdonna]

Greetings y’all here’s part 1 of 100000000000 of RDR2 memes and shitposts by yours truly 😤

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[mydearhosea]

Tilly: Arthur! I made you a friendship bracelet.

Arthur: Oh, you know I ain't into that sort of thing, miss Jackson.

Tilly: Well, I can go give it to someone else-

Arthur, practically snatching it from her: No, I'm wearing it forever.

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[evelynmiller]

Dutch: Hosea, with this terrible weather our only hope of survival is to strip off our clothes and share body heat

Hosea: It's 68 degrees and sunny, Dutch.

Dutch: Oh, so you want me to freeze to death. I see.

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[funkslide]

”John Marston we are going to hang you!”

”Jokes on you I’m already hung🤘😎🤓🤠”

(John gets shot and immedietly dies)

#and he wasnt even hung :((( #sorry but john has an average sized zenis #rdr2 #john marston #rdr2 memes #rdr2 incorrect quotes

[tbhatxr]

Dutch, pointing a camera at Arthur: There he is, our sweet baby

Arthur, beating the shit out of an O’Driscoll: What-?

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[sunsetredlemonade]

Next batch of RDR2 incorrect quotes

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[evercornelias]

arthur: you want some horchata? javier made some.

john: you’re telling me a whore made this chata?

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[forgetminot]

Incorrect Quotes - Red Dead Redemption Edition

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Lenny : Would think about possibly stabbing someone.

Sean : Would stab someone in retaliation.

Y/n : Would yell, "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

John : Would stab without warning.

Arthur : Would stab as a warning.

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Arthur : "Alright, explain right now!"

John : "It was Sean."

Y/n : "It was Sean."

Lenny : "It was Sean."

Sean :

Sean : "...fuck"

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Lenny : "You know what I learned from my friendship with Arthur?"

Sean : "There’s no such thing as too mean?"

Y/n : "Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?"

John : "Always hold a grudge?"

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Sean : "Uh, Arthur? John fell in the river and I don't think he's waterproof."

Arthur : "What?"

Lenny : "I think Sean meant, John is drowning."

John : *is drowning*

Arthur : "Why are none of you helping him!?"

Y/n : "He has to learn somehow."

John : *sinks*

Y/n : "Go on, John, kick those legs!"

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[messy-gemini1]

Modern reader and rdr2 because i miss them

Arthur: Y/n, how are you doing? Y/n: Living the dream! Arthur: Oh, that's good. Y/n: Except, it's not my dream. It's a dream Stephen King once had. _____ Y/n: Don’t worry, I have a permit. Hosea: ...This just says “I can do what I want”. Y/n: mhm! :) ______

Hosea: Something tells me Y/n's going to be a bit more unhinged today... Y/n, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Dutch isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral. _____

Hosea: When Y/n was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world." Arthur: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition." ______

*Y/n showing arthur a modern computer* Arthur: How does that even work? Y/n, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?! Arthur: Your face doesnt make sense. _____ John: Come on Y/n, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Y/n: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars ______ John: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? Arthur: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” Y/n, scoffing: Oh, please. Arthur, to Y/n: Hey, how you doin’? Y/n: Y/n: *giggles and blushes* ______ Arthur: You need a hobby. John: I have a hobby! Arthur:: Hitting Y/n isn't a hobby nor is getting your ass kicked by Y/n. _____ Y/n: Sean just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe. ______ Micah, dramatically: They called me a fool. Y/n, sick of Micah's shit: They weren’t wrong. ______

Y/n: I would do anything for money. *later* Y/n, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS! Dutch:*debating his deseion on letting reader stay in the camp* ______ Micah: your a little bastard! Y/n: how'd you know my dad died? Arthur: *so done with Y/n's shit*

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[depressingredemption]

RDR2 Incorrect quotes pt2

Arthur: wait are we fighting or flirting?

Charles: my hands are around your damn neck.

Arthur: that doesn’t answer my question-

Dutch: do you want to know why I wanted to talk to you privately?

Sean: i assume it was the prank i pulled on john but in my defence, i did not know that much snake oil in coffee would make someone vomit.

Dutch: it wasn’t about that but now it is.

Hosea: everyone calm down! We’re grown men! Lets handle this like adults.

Arthur: so wing it and hope for the best?

Hosea: yes, now Javier hand me that shovel.

Lenny: why is kieran crying under the table?

Arthur: he took one of those “what person are you” quizzes.

Lenny: and?

Arthur: he got Sean.

Hosea to young john: where are your parents son?

Young john: what are parents?

Dutch: thats the saddest thing I’ve ever heard someone say.

Micah: you know, if you were good at shooting as you were good at whittling then I’m pretty sure you’d almost be a man.

Sean:

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[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

Dutch: Okay plan G. Arthur: Don't you mean plan B? Dutch: No, plan B was a long time ago, and I skipped plan C because of technical difficulties John: What about plan D? Dutch: Plan D was Hosea and Arthur's desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago Charles: And plan E? Dutch: I'm hoping not to use plan E. Micah dies in it. Arthur: I like plan E.

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[eveenstar]

Me, playing RDR2: Gosh Arthur stop antagonising Kieran I just wanna be nice

Dutch: Hi Arthur.

Me: Fuck off.

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[mydearhosea]

Stranger: *Says something mean*

John, whispering to Arthur: ...Was that supposed to be an insult?

Arthur: Yes

John: Oh okay

John: HEY!

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[levithestripper]

arthur: never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or micah from any direction.

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[funkslide]

Arthur: Each day I try to be better. I wasnt gonna kill that man, but then Charles looked at me and— I mean, I felt that i had to. That sorrow, that rage in his eyes just… I know it wasnt right. It seems like even when I try, I am incapable of doing the right thing.

Lawman guarding his cell: who are you TALKING to??

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