Really stupid shitpost while I’m recovering from whatever the fuck kinda sickness I just picked up
This must’ve happened at LEAST once
Edit: I think I fixed the horrid quality lol
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Doodles of kid John and kid Arthur! I decided to join on the bandwagon, ‘cause I really adore their brotherly relationship. Enjoy!
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Ngl I wish we had young Arthur flashbacks
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Whenever there's a piece of headcanons or fan art or something like that where Arthur is in the main focus and John is there to annoy him for whatever reason and vice versa when something is about John and Arthur bullying him, it always gives me this fuzzy feeling bc Yes ofc, on the one hand, they're grown ass man, outlaws, very intimidating people but in the other hand yah Arthur is still just big bro to crusty wolf child, And I think it's awesome
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Arthur: Are we sure we wanna do this for him? Yes, John’s a part of the family but he’s ranked like, third or fourth.
Hosea: there’s only four of us.
Arthur: My point exactly.
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Bold of you to assume he listens at all.
Bonus
Brother you have forsaken me
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RDR2 Incorrect Quotes pt. 34
Arthur: You’re acting like a child, John.
John: I AIN’T ACTING.
1886:
Dutch: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be contained.
Susan: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Dutch: Wasps.
Bessie: Spiders.
Hosea: Terriers.
Arthur: John.
John:
After The Kiss:
Arthur: If you do that again, I will not hesitate to throw you out that windo- what are you doing?
Charles Chatenay: Checking how high the drop is to see if it’s worth it.
Sean: If tomatoes are fruits, isn’t ketchup just a tomato smoothie?
Lenny: It’s jam, I love you but I’m too tired for this shit, please go back to sleep.
Annabelle: All the haters being like, “Aren’t you wanted by the state?” It’s like, I’m wanted by a lot of people, okay? That’s the price of being pretty.
Annabelle: Anyways, I did commit a smidge of treason.
Abigail: *handing Arthur a coffee* Remember: more espresso, less depresso.
Arthur: *drinks it*
Arthur: I’m still depressed, but now I’m FAST.
Abigail: Are you ready to commit?
John: Like a crime or to a relationship?
Sean: I’m a hundred and forty-seven pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense!
Hosea: I’m Hosea Motherfucking Matthews, I fear nothing.
Dutch: I have a plan!
Hosea: I have one fear.
Bounty Hunter: I’ll put so many bullets in your head, God won’t even recognize you.
Arthur: I’m an atheist; fire at will.
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finally got myself to draw something in preparation for commissions 😭 I present to you my interpretation of a circa 1887, 14 year old John & 24 year old Arthur. I like to think maybe Arthur was a bit of a cocky bastard when he was younger, which resulted in butting heads with John a lot. Also I headcanon that John was always tall for his age but when he gets older he’s ever so slightly taller than Arthur (just more spindly and broad shouldered) and Arthur hates it.
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