Boyfriend Struggles
When your hardcore flirting with your boyfriend and he doesn't notice
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My Harry Potter Nerd Moment
I leave my room to get food and as I'm walking past the TV to go back to my room, I glance at the TV and immediately scream "MAGGIE SMITH"
Mom: who?
Me: Maggie Smith
Mom: Idk who that is
Me: *eye roll* Mcgonagall from Harry Potter? The absolute QUEEN of sass?
Mom: oh.
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GUYS,
If you really want to impress a girl, find out something she likes doing that you dont know how to do, and learn how to do it. I promise you she will love it. If you do know how to do it, do it with her. It's super simple
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I mean, I am also a hufflepuff and I'm proud of it
sorry but sam’s a hufflepuff and those are just the* facts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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its a therapeutic game
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Zillenial things
Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite
Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2
Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them
Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman
Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class
Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops
Pictochat
Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials
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Just some dark humor
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I just realized that this new generation of younger kids probably don't know what an iPod is
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Jack: I’m…Grounded?
Castiel: Yes, you’re grounded!
Dean: You disobeyed an order!
Castiel: *Holding a shovel* And now, we’re gonna bury you until you’ve learned your lesson!
Dean: Cas, that’s not how grounding works.
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Unpopular opinion
Raw potatoes are delicious
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Ouch. Right in the feels
#i will never get over the fact that now sam and dean know exactly the love bobby felt for them
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Get buffed mah dudes.
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That was a rollercoaster ride
I had a dream that I got away with stealing Nintendo’s upcoming games by training a giant tortoise to nab boxes from the factory that presses them into disks (not cartridges for some reason) and then bring them to me at the edge of the forest and i ran all the way home with big ass DVD case sized rectangles in my pockets and when I got there the cops were on their way so I hid them under a neighbor’s car and snuck back into my yard and one of the cops kept staring at me so i was acting suspicious and I glanced up to my room to throw him off and he absolutely ransacked it but didnt find anything except a small assortment of dragon dildos and i pretended to wail and cry and deny they belonged to me and he was just like “I dont fucking care wheres the disks” and I was like “?? what disks? you’re not here to arrest me for having dragon dildos?” and he was like “fucking goddammit” and they left and I got to play Kirby Does His Taxes Deluxe before anyone else did
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If you make the last step to your office slightly taller, people will fall as they come in and you’ll have the immediate upper hand in meetings.
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People say dogs are more loyal, but cats don’t tell the police where the drugs are hidden. (source)
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Being told to just make friends when you are lonely is just like being told to just be happy while depressed.
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