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can we stop only blaming british people for colonialism and how they don’t take any responsibility today? because hi, spain massacred the entire center and south america. france? destroyed entire civilizations and ruled the worldwide slave market. european countries literally sat down and divided africa to themselves. y'all don’t get blame free just because it’s more trendy to be after british people on tumblr.

#don't forget portugal for getting that last bit of s america

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While you wait and be patient, the Nine Realms laugh at us. The old ways are done. You’d stand giving speeches while Asgard falls! Thor (2011) dir. Kenneth Branagh

#i just woke up and my mind read the first line as #virgin cruel boy #so i thought this was gonna be a funny edit #oh boy was i wrong #marvel #thor odinson #loki odinson #odin

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So no Spice Girl?

#hhhnnnn big mood #wheres my spicy lady

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dumb bitch juice for me bc i thought it was yesterday and i posted this. happy bday to best boy

#koichi hirose #happy bday you egg

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Jean Pierre Polnareff from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure loves you unconditionally!

#jean pierre polnareff #himbo rights!!

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i wish yall would stop saying every character you like is “gay coded” when they really arent. like you can headcanon someone as being gay/lgbt or whatever without making up stuff abt ONE- who literally only wrote one gay character and that character was in drag and a literal rapist. like reigen isnt gay coded, hes gay culture, but he aint gay coded. most of the “gay coding” yall come up with is just bones giving him silly mannerisms too 

and! im not saying this to be mean! im just saying that words mean something and you can have gay headcanons without trying to invoke fake canon evidence. hes gay culture but he aint gay coded 

#hmmm yea #:t

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y’all ever get a really bad idea

#amazing #this fandom rrally be like this huh #mukuro ikusaba #makoto naegi #nekomaru nidai #nagito komaeda #fuyuhiko kuzuryuu

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jonathan nearly busting out of his practical sweater vest: oh my god dio you are giving our dad anti buff pills youre gonna kill him he needs muscle to survive

dio dinner jacket straining against his muscles: no jonathan im trying to help him his clothes wouldnt fit 70 year old men shouldnt be that buff

jonathan: but dio you go to the ye olde victoriane gyme every day you lift weights and youre fine you just want to get an edge

dio taking a kettlebell out of his pocket: what edge this is my natural physique [flexes]

jonathan: im onto you [flexes sadly] i will save my father [flexes with determination]

#oh me kin mood #dio brando #jonathan joestar #jjba

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Warriors Discord Server!

Hello! I’m here to announce that I’ve made a discord server dedicated to Erin Hunter’s Warriors series.

The server is neurodivergent and LGBT+ friendly. Original content such as fanart, fanfiction, and OCs are highly encouraged, and people of all skill levels are welcome to share!

You can join just by reblogging the post, and I will dm you the link 💖 (if you only wanna boost then you can just say so in the tags and you won’t get a message from me.) (08/31/18 Edit: People are asking if this is still open so just going to put in the server is open until further notice!)

#oh please op let me join #warriors #discord server

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Dio Brando from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure reads Warrior Cats 

(requested by @bizarreramen)

#dio brando #jjba #warrior cats #HHHHH THANK YOU OP #ゴゴゴ

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dairy queen employees are hamon users

#i 100% believe that

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thank you. like I'm a trans man and I absolutely refuse to believe all the ridiculous fetishistic porn of trans men and the repeated use of "cunt" in every fic was ever written by a trans person. I do not feel safe in the trans male character tag unless it's a gen fic because even stories full of angst and misgendering don't trigger my dysphoria as much as the porn where the characters still are called by he/him pronouns

none of yall are allowed to write woke trans guy nsfw fic until you actually like. examine your weird fetishes and obsessions

#its disgusting what theyve done to the tag #also p interesting how the trans guy is always the bottom of a piv plot

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FINALLY A TRUE FAT ASS HAS APPEARED IN MOB  PSYCHO

#serizawa katsuya #mp100 #ummmmmfff

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The one thing that actually bothers me about the shueisha colored manga is them coloring OVER araki’s pages. Press F to pay respects to araki’s original colors.

#F #god this sucks i loooove guess's makeup in the original #also let araki's prison have pink walla #stone ocean

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diego: so like you should probably start with sand its easier on the stomach and is like a real laymans rock anyone can eat sand and it comes in many delicious varieties so just go down to the river and slurp that up and then from there you can move up to some nice girthy pebbles to really feel the greater variety rocks have to offer and sometimes some rocks or grass get caught in there like it adds a sexy little flavor right there and once your tastes have developed enough you can eat some real nice big solid rocks just shove them in your filthy mouth and throw away the rest of your probiotics and other digestive aids because baby this is all you will ever need

johnny: sorry im a vegetarian

#can i say kin?? #diego brando #johnny joestar #jjba

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rb this with your ethnicity/where you’re from + at what age you got your ears pierced

#nipo brazilian #as a baby #bc thats what we do here

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a mood perhaps is this what the kids call a mood?

#diego brando #autistic diego is canon bc this exists #no i don't accept any criticism