Shuri in Image 1: "Look at all this drip, there's no way I'm not gonna get chicks."
Shuri in image 2: "T'Challa put your fucking shirt on, I need the chicks to thirst over me."
Wakanda: A Queen's Conundrum by Joshua Swaby
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Shuri one hundred percent argues with Griot. One day she programmed him to do it out of boredom and hasn't found out how to change it back. The arguments are usually so petty and small and this makes them annoying and Shuri doesn't hold back she's quick to tell him "you forget yourself Griot I made you you are nothing but artificial intelligence that I harnessed and added a voice to." Griot always takes offense to this as if he has feelings and will call her out on everything that has happened in the last few days "you forget yourself you trip over your own shoes daily, mix the wrong supplements most times, and you still can't achieve the confidence to ask your under study on a date. Truly disappointing panther."
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I need this in the next movie LMFAOOO đđ
Shuri one hundred percent argues with Griot. One day she programmed him to do it out of boredom and hasn't found out how to change it back. The arguments are usually so petty and small and this makes them annoying and Shuri doesn't hold back she's quick to tell him "you forget yourself Griot I made you you are nothing but artificial intelligence that I harnessed and added a voice to." Griot always takes offense to this as if he has feelings and will call her out on everything that has happened in the last few days "you forget yourself you trip over your own shoes daily, mix the wrong supplements most times, and you still can't achieve the confidence to ask your under study on a date. Truly disappointing panther."
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Nakia for Shuri:
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"Draw me like one of your Wakandan girls"
a sequel of
(do NOT tag this as Nam*ri)
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I know itâs one thing when Okoye lost ShuriâŠbut can you image Ramondaâs reaction if TâCHALLA had lost Shuri????
Why do I feel like when Shuri was a toddler, that exact thing happened once đ
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T'Challa standing out side of Erik's ancestral plane apartment ready to blast his hotep ass back to the land of the living after he watch his goofy smart ass little sister light a demigod on fire on the spirit TV.
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Namor: *gets down on one knee*
Shuri: Oh my Bast, it's finally happening.
Namor: *falls over*
Shuri: The poison is kicking in.
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T'Challa: It's illegal to wear your tits out in the throne room.
T'Challa: I'm looking at you N'Jadaka.
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Black Panther AU where N'Jadaka lives
N'Jadaka: Hey where the weed at?
T'Challa: You burnt our best plants along with the heartshaped herb.
N'Jadaka: ...
N'Jadaka: Wait so I was standing in the middle of them flames....
Okoye: So THAT'S why he wore a bathrobe to the throne room.
N'Jadaka: Wh-
N'Jadaka: Kay let's go with that. Yeah that's why I did that.
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Shuri: *quotes obscure meme*
T'Challa: Language.
Shuri: I wasn't swearing...
T'Challa: No, I need a translator for this. What language are you speaking?
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Marvel really fumbled the bag when they killed Erik off before Infinity War
Imagine how funny it wouldâve been
Him seeing Steve for the first time: âMore colonizers? We already got him and now his boyfriend & friends too?â
Him when Wandaâs against taking the stone from vision: âGirl, Iâll buy you a vibrator that talks. Now stop all that crying.â
The battle in Wakanda: âThis shit couldnât have happened in middle America or the middle of nowhere? Whoâs paying for this shit TâChalla? I expect full reparations!â
That running scene with Steve and TâChalla: âHell naw! I ainât letting no truth, justice, and the American way dust me.â Proceeds to race Steve
Seeing leaves on Groot: âCan you grow some weed?â
Hearing Rocket speak for the first time: âOh shit!â And he kicks him across the field đ
After him and Rocket make up: âMy nigga!â He slaps hands with him and they plan to steal Buckyâs arm for the hell of it
When Wanda joins the battle: âYO WHAT THE FUCK WAS YOU UP THE FOR THE WHOLE TIME?â
Seeing Thanos for the first time: âSpace Deebo?â
And letâs pretend Thanos died. Erik when Thor went for the head:
Iâm pretty sure someone already did this but I needed a laugh before bed
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My lungs
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T'Challa and Shuri at some point:
T'Challa: I'm not doing that.
Shuri: But you trust me with your life!
T'Challa: I trust you with my life, not my dignity.
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Shuri: (in the ancestral plane) Brotha
TâChalla: :D yes, baby sister?
Shuri: *takes off slipper*
TâChalla: What-
Shuri: *throws*
TâChalla: *tries to dodge* wtff what did I do, Shuri?? :0
Shuri: TOUSSAINTTT??? THATâS WHAT YOU DID
TâChalla: *running* okay, okay is this about me not telling you?
Shuri: *takes off other slipper* Y E S
TâChalla: C a l m  D o w n n n n
Shuri: I am NOT calming down- get down from that tree, brotha you canât hide!
*BLACK PANTHER SPOILERS*
T'Challa Junior
Shuri handled that remarkably well. Because if my brother had a secret child and kept that knowledge from me. For FIVE years, just know I'm whooping a**. Like I will travel to the ancestral plane to do so.
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