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blue-orchid-boi · 3 days
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pearl built a catbus so i drew her in the ghibli style
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blue-orchid-boi · 3 days
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hermitcraft:
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blue-orchid-boi · 4 days
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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing
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blue-orchid-boi · 4 days
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IM CACKLING I LOVE THIS
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blue-orchid-boi · 4 days
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guys me when my tiktok mutuals are so cool /gen
Like seriously, I had a funky little idea for an smp and they went “that’s so cool, now let’s make it Better” and now I’m hosting my own Minecraft Lore Server!?!???
Ahhshsjskaldl shout out to you guys y’all are the best🩵🩵
(ps big things coming this summer🙂‍↕️)
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blue-orchid-boi · 4 days
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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blue-orchid-boi · 15 days
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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
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blue-orchid-boi · 17 days
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reblog for larger sample size
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blue-orchid-boi · 18 days
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Get Asked game; List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers <3
(No pressure!)
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1. Minecraft!!
2. My friends <333
3. Character playlists
4. Watching YouTube! (game grumps, d20, mcyts)
5. Creating oc’s!
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blue-orchid-boi · 18 days
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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious
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blue-orchid-boi · 18 days
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hell yeah Boat Pronouns
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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blue-orchid-boi · 18 days
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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blue-orchid-boi · 21 days
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Stephen Universe fans y’all gonna love this
(it’s Me I’m SU fans)
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blue-orchid-boi · 21 days
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blue-orchid-boi · 21 days
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I’m thinkin about DnD homebrews and just-
It’s an Urban Fantasy setting, comforts of modern life made 10x easier with magic and 10x harder with the constraints of being magical / non-humanoid, coffee shops that sell potions and lattes with magical infusions, hospitals having separate wings for creatures like vampires / werewolves who need magical treatment and in between wings for creatures like halflings who have different insurance but can still benefit from non-magical treatment, druids and wood elves running incredible florist shops and flower arrangement services, rangers leading hiking tours through deep and difficult canyons, changelings who work in modeling because they can change themselves so effortlessly that barely any photoshop is needed, after school clubs focusing on cantrips / potion brewing / magic items, scouts troops are essentially tiny adventuring parties studying under rangers or druids, magical colleges having the sickest rivalries, traveling magical sports events, incredibly elaborate pranks pulled off by members of the two opposing teams, magic tattoos that give you +wisdom or +strength, having fantasy iPhones or crystals or snail mail (literal snails) or magic pocket mirrors.
Just, urban fantasy guys.
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blue-orchid-boi · 21 days
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The problem with getting instant brainrot about D20 stuff is that I’m POOR
What do you MEAN I can’t binge Fantasy High Junior year on YouTube like I have Freshman and Sophomore year!???
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blue-orchid-boi · 23 days
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Irl the quiz is so accurate lmao
Thanks for the tag bestie!!🩵
/nf @peanutbutterjellytiime
Starting a tag game!
Take this uquiz: https://uquiz.com/quiz/JE844B/are-you-the-main-character-or-a-side-character
And do this picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1414503
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@rain-mcgay @pinaple @necromancers-incorporated @gloriousvermin @glbtrx @kimu-dem @dirtybandaids @nikoisme @dootznbootz @apparentlyautistick @fraudfrogz and anyone else! No pressure yall!
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