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Luke: Hm, it’s really muggy out there today

Helena: I swear if you’ve put all our mugs out on the front lawn again-

Luke: *sips coffee from a bowl*

#the society #the society netflix #helena wu #natasha liu bordizzo #luke holbrook #alex macnicoll #helena x luke #incorrect quotes #text post

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Sam: *is sad*

Grizz: *starts breakdancing gently* What’s up babe?

#the society netflix #the society #sam eliot #grizz visser #sam x grizz #grizzam #sean berdy #jack mulhern #incorrect quotes #text post

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Becca: So tell me again how you two managed to total the car

Sam: We were driving around a corner when I saw a deer in the middle of the road so I shouted “Grizz, deer!” and tell her what you responded with

Grizz, clearly dying of embarrassment: “Yes, honey?”

#the society #netflix #the society netflix #sam eliot #grizz visser #becca gelb #sam x grizz #grizzam #sean berdy #jack mulhern #gideon adlon #incorrect quotes #text post

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Allie: What’s so funny?

Harry: What? I’m not allowed to just smile because I feel like it?

Kelly: Cassandra fell over outside.

#the society #allie pressman #kathryn newton #harry bingham #alex fitzalan #cassandra pressman #rachel keller #kelly aldrich #kristine froseth #incorrect quotes #text post

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Harry: I’m going to the store, anyone want anything?

Allie: My sister to be alive again

Harry: Yeah I was thinking more along the lines of a soda

#the society #kathryn newton #allie pressman #harry bingham #alex fitzalan #cassandra pressman #rachel keller #incorrect quotes #text post

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Grizz: So how’s life with a newborn?

Becca: Horrible. I didn’t know a person could cry this much and I just want it to stop.

Grizz: I’m sure the kid will grow out of it soon-

Becca: The baby is an angel! No trouble at all.

Grizz: But you just said-

Sam, from the baby’s bedroom, sobbing: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!

#the society #sam eliot #grizz visser #sam x grizz #grizzam #becca gelb #eden gelb #gideon adlon #sean berdy #jack mulhern #incorrect quotes #text post

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Bran, trying to read:

Rickon, hanging upside down from a tree branch: Do you think fish sneeze?

#game of thrones #got #brandon stark #bran stark #rickon stark #isaac hempstead wright #incorrect quotes

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Waiter: So what would you like to order?

Arya: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

Gendry: Aww, that’s so-

Arya, putting both straws in her mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

#game of thrones #got #arya stark #gendry baratheon #arya x gendry #gendrya #maisie williams #incorrect quotes

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Jon: What’s so funny?

Sansa: What? I’m not allowed to just smile because I feel like it?

Arya: Daenerys fell over outside

#game of thrones #got #sansa stark #jon snow #arya stark #daenerys targaryen #sophie turner #kit harington #maisie williams #emilia clarke #incorrect quotes

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Gendry: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night

Arya: You asked me if I was single and when I said no you cried in the corner for half an hour. Last night was our wedding night

Gendry: ...

#game of thrones #got #arya stark #gendry baratheon #arya x gendry #gendrya #maisie williams #incorrect quotes

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Jon: Hmm, that’s really interesting. Sansa, what do you think?

Sansa: Honestly I wasn’t listening, but I strongly disagree with whatever Daenerys just said.

#game of thrones #got #jon snow #daenerys targaryen #sansa stark #kit harington #emilia clarke #sophie turner #incorrect quotes

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Bran: I’m going to the store, anyone want anything?

Meera: My brother to be alive again

Bran: Yeah I’ve only got like £5 though lol

#game of thrones #got #bran stark #brandon stark #meera reed #jojen reed #isaac hempstead wright #ellie kendrick #thomas sangster #incorrect quotes

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Sansa: Jon told me to write a list of all the things I like about you

Daenerys: Okay, that’s quite sweet. Let’s see it then

Daenerys: ...This is just a blank piece of paper

Sansa: :)

#game of thrones #got #sansa stark #daenerys targaryen #sophie turner #emilia clarke #incorrect quotes

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Jon: You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold

Sam: *slow claps in awe*

#game of thrones #got #jon snow #samwell tarly #kit harington #incorrect quotes

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Sansa: They say that cooking is the best way to a mans heart

Arya: Really? I’ve found the best way to anyone’s heart is a sharp blade between their fourth and fifth rib

Gendry: ...Sometimes you do scare me, dear

#game of thrones #got #arya stark #sansa stark #gendry baratheon #arya x gendry #gendrya #maisie williams #sophie turner #incorrect quotes

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Arya: You’re bleeding out fast! Quick, what’s your type?

Gendry, bleeding heavily: Dark hair, dark eyes, small, good with a sword-

Arya: Your blood type dammit, Gendry!

Gendry: Oh...

Gendry, looking down at his wound: Red

#game of thrones #got #arya stark #gendry baratheon #arya x gendry #incorrect quotes

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MC: I’ve heard rumors that this club room is haunted. Apparently some girl was deleted here when she was, like, nine or something.

Natsuki, disembodied voice emanating from the ceiling: I’m sixteen so shut the fuck up.