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They did a skedaddle

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Paw.

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duke thomas 😄

& him hanging out with the waynes :)

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clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?

bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support

clark: what - i - no??

bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat

clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube

bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be

clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?

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Ever seen a Golden Tiger sneeze?

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New headcanon: the batsiblings name Bruce's stuff, not him. One day Dick looked at Batman's car and said "this is a batmobile" and Bruce was like "you are absolutely correct. this is indeed a batmobile."

Before Jason, batarangs didn't even have a name. They were just random weapons. Jason names them batarangs and ever since Batman also calls them batarangs.

Babs named his computer batcomputer and ever since it's the batcomputer. It's the official name. Don't you dare question it.

In a similar way, rest of the batfam just randomly name the bats and he just goes with it. Steph calls one specific bat Bruce Jr and now it's official name is Bruce Jr. He always recognizes it and uses the correct names

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Drew a babe bug girl

Which do y'all prefer b&w or colour???

#art #digital art #artist #animals #digital #she a cutie #hot girl summer #colour #vs #no colour #this was originally a doodle in a tiny sketchbook #but i liked it so i redrew it and added more details and shading #idk what kinda insect she is #lol #used the symmetry tool to make it easier for myself #monster girl #monster #lady #girl #woman #original character

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Momma cat introduces her new baby born to human baby.

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Rule 63...down bad in every universe ❤️

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I never understood why people dislike stretch marks and scars.

I have had stretch marks most of my life all over my body since I grew like a weed.

I mean constant fast growing not random growth spurts, I also had growth spurts as well.

I have stretch marks on my knees, thighs, back, arms, and chest. I also have scars all over cause I was (and still am) accident prone.

People get stretch marks and scars from many different things and everyone gets them it's natural

#body posititivity #stretch marks #shower thoughts

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Officer Grayson: *arrests Jason for whatever, probably annoying him on the job.* *He leads him away in handcuffs*

Jason: wait. Is that Tim?

Dick: omg it's Timmy!

Tim, on a date with Bernard:

Bernard: ... Why are that cop and the guy he arrested banging on the window and waving at us?

Tim: *dead inside*

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The fact this was Damian's go-to fake name is killing me

"Quick think of a fake name!"

"my brother's first name and my other brother's last name. I'm a genius."

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Snuggle buddies

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Hear me out… in a universe where Bruce, Clark, and Lois are polyamorous, but no one knows…Bruce and Lois get caught making out by a paparazzi and the tabloids have a field day.

The JL is like “Batman wtf that’s Superman’s wife!”

Bruce’s PR team is urging him to release a statement saying that it was just close friends in a moment of passion and had no meaning.

Perry is pressing Clark to come out and say something about the situation.

The next day the tabloids are full of pictures of Bruce and Clark making out and now everyone’s confused.

Everything blows over with Bruce’s “reputation” intact as the most seductive celebrity.

Perry just doesn’t want to deal with it anymore and doesn’t want to know why his two best reporters are lip-locking with a billionaire.

JL just collectively sighs.

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god I fucking love strawberries

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