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"No one wants to see art of ocs" If I dont see art of peoples ocs at least once a day I DIE. Do you want that to happen? Do you want me to DIE? Draw your ocs.

#DEEPLY this #not fandom

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(and here's a link for anyone who wants to watch the whole thing!)

per anon’s request, i present to you THE best version of beatrice’s monologue in much ado about nothing. i thought about cropping this but decided this scene must be watched in its full glory

#shakespeare #much ado about nothing #the BEST much ado about nothing

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"It's okay if you don't want to read the classics" okay but you should try. Books hit different when you're not being forced to read them.

#books #this is SO true

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kicking a hornets nest.

#YOOOOOOOOOO

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STOP

Every time you see this post on your dash, open up your WIP and write one sentence. It doesn’t matter if the sentence is good, makes sense or works perfectly with your story. You can go back to edit it later. 

Congrats, you made some progress on your WIP!

Make sure to reblog to help fellow writers make progress on their wip!

#Fuck You #writing

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yes from here on out we can only sexualize unproblematic characters who were born as fully-formed legal adults, like greek mythology. *an aide frantically whispers in my ear* ah. hm. yes. i see. can we hit pause on posting this for a second

It doesn't matter if it's your OC, you shouldn't lewd a minor

Finneas is a 24 year old grown man.

#there's brainrot and then there's lovingly cultivating a garden of black mold in your proverbial attic #jesus fucking* christ #*for legal reasons i should specify that this is an exclamation and not an expression of lustful feelings

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I wanna read this so bad

#*Kool-Aid Mans my way into the universe where this book is real*

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some mostly-handmade murderbot merch i wanted to share! :] (designed them myself + embroidered the Peri hoodie by hand)

#murderbot #oh he'll yea

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UTTERLY!

LIVID!

BAT!!!!!!!

#BATSWEEP 1899 #fallen london

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The millennial litmus test for sexuality was 100% Pirates of the Caribbean. I was 13 when the first movie came out. Literally everyone walked into that movie having been lured there by the attractiveness of Orlando Bloom in LOTR. The truly straight girls had been drawn in by his entry-level attractiveness and walked out lusting over the significantly older and manlier Jack Sparrow. The others had been unconsciously drawn in by Legolas's femininity and walked out with their eyes opened and lusting over Keira Knightley.

#important #formative #potc

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#general fandom #Support Our Troops

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fucker! we wanted to trek those

#me whenever cosmicsolipsism starts talking abt star trek u_u

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✨Excellent News📰

for sophisticated enjoyers of obscure Mass Effect lore! This reddit user compiled ALL of the old Cerberus Daily News e-mails into a google doc, helpfully formatted for better readability and organized by topic! There are plenty of one-off articles about various aspects of galactic life, but also a bunch of multi-installment stories. The whole thing is very entertaining and compelling despite CDN having been written as "just" a fun extra thing for players to read along with in ME3, and it's packed with tons of neat glimpses into the setting outside of Shepard's immediate circle and experiences.

#yessssss #mass effect

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Patreon done goofed.

If you haven't been made aware, Patreon shat the bed at the start of this billing cycle:

I had quite a few Patrons knocked off the roll this time around. If you got declined or a fraud warning or something, please be patient and try to stay on top of it.

Considering Grady's health issues, this comes at a really bad time. Pitching in would be appreciated.

#jesus h fuck #psa #not fandom #patreon

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#ao3 #general fandom #if you do ths to one of my fics i Will set your Computing Device to self destruct

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what am i supposed to do while ao3 is down?? work on my OWN fics??????

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went to the smithsonian website not expecting a leak of the next Exceptional Story 🧐

#fallen london #some great hats going on in those cameos tho