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Rip Barty Crouch Jr you would have loved getting matching friendship tattoos with your besties—oh wait

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I aspire to be as dramatic as Sirius “I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for” Black and Regulus “I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more” Black.

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Peter: How many stars are in the sky?

James: I can count 27 in my direct sight line.

#dead gay wizards #mauraders #mauraders fandom #maurders era #incorrect marauders quotes #james potter #incorrect marauders #incorrect harry potter quotes

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remus: "i'm giving a chance to short men hoping to find my tom holland", i said. and here i am, married to my lord farquaad.

sirius: i want a divorce.

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canon be like: James and regulus problobly never met

Me: shut the fck up. they were in the hunger games and did a whole art hiest together so stop being homophobic

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I mean....it DOES look like James.

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Sirius Black, who would jokingly suggest that Remus date some girl, then have no idea why he's so mad when Remus follows his advice.

Remus Lupin, who would date whatever girl Sirius's suggested, but be looking at Sirius the whole time.

James Potter. who would bang his head against the wall watching this occur.

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Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.

He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.

“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.

“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.

Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.

There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.

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I got SO excited because someone brought up reading to me recently. They were like, "Do you read?" and I was like "FUCK yes I do!"

And then I was so disappointed because they had the audacity to bring up printed literature instead of fanfiction about dead gay wizards...like what?

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Sirius: Hey Prongs, I hope our children will get along just like cousins, you know not like me and my cousins but like other cousins that get along so well, I always see cousins having a really good bond

James: Yeah I hope so too

*5 years later*

James: Hey Pads, you know when you told me about that cousin thing with our children *sweating nervously*

Sirius: Yeah what’s up with that?

James: I took your words too serious

Sirius: What do you mean?

James:

Sirius: James what do you mea- oh no no no no. Please don’t tell me that-

James: Surprise?

Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER, YOU’RE DEAD YOU LITTLE BROTHERFUCKER

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James: i love Lily, she is gonna be my future wife!

A tiny angry lil version of his best-friend: fuck off, Potter.

James: nvm, i am gay…

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James: if the opposite of 'pro' is 'con'

Sirius: and the opposite of 'progress' is 'congress'

James: then the opposite of 'constitution' is...

Regulus: let me stop you right there

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Uhm, James?

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James: My toxic trait is that I think being a lefty makes me special.

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Not sure if someone has already said this but… Rene Rapp (aka the love of my life) is a Lily Evans variant

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remus: i’m cold.

sirius: here, take my jacket.

james: i’m cold too

regulus: *sets the world on fire*

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Evan: Oh, would you look at that. It's the bane of my existence

Barty: And here is the light of my life. How are you, sweetheart?