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What I Learned From Kevin #149

"There's something magical about pursuing something that you're really passionate about but not actually doing, staying inside and not getting out of your comfort zone at all. Can't beat that feeling."

-Bitlife but my dream life turns into a nightmare

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What I Learned From Kevin #148

"There's nothing depressing about Irish news."

-Irish News is the gift that keeps on giving

Bonus lesson: "You come in [to work] hungover, you get smacked with a sheep stick."

Bonus lesson 2: "The ploughing championship is the biggest farming event of the year."

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What I Learned From Kevin #147

"Why have one gun when you can have many gun?"

- Red Dead Redemption but it's just terrible mobile knockoffs

Bonus lesson: "Cowboys don't use [bows and arrows]."

Bonus lesson 2: Destroying whiskey bottles is against Irish culture

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What I Learned From Kevin #146

"Fear a man who has literally nothing to lose."

-Harry Potter but the school wants me dead

Bonus lesson: "If an adult says it's okay, it's okay." (But not really)

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What I Learned From Kevin #145

"When you eat your bananas...it's a lot easier."

-Shenmue 3 is a wonderful confusing mess

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What I Learned From Kevin #144

"Deers are weird!"

-Deer Simulator but this deer destroys cities

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What I Learned From Kevin (and game reviewer M Y) #143

"'... Cars don't stop when you stand in front of them.' Welcome to life, buddy, okay? Some of us had to learn that the hard way."

-GTA but it's just terrible mobile knockoffs

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What I Learned From Kevin #142

"Everyone knows Bigfoot goes for the eyes."

-I was NOT prepared to find Bigfoot

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What I Learned From Kevin #141

"It's tough work playing old video games, but someone's gotta do it."

Kevin, a hero indeed.

-This Harry Potter game is cursed

Bonus lesson: "You want a spellbook? Well, you gotta be a good acrobat."

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What I Learned From Kevin #140

Laugh at your doctor's jokes; doing so may save your life.

-I made a hospital that treats people with guesswork

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What I Learned From Kevin #139

"You know what they say: good cooking is [incoherent]...what is it? If you can't stand the heat...don't get in the kitchen or somethi- tidy kitchen, tidy mind."

-Cooking Mama but I should not be allowed make food

Bonus lesson: "Nothing beats a good steamed-lettuce burger."

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What I Learned From Kevin #138

Sometimes a good chat brings new perspectives, and it's good for the soul.

-Hey There Friends, My Name is Kevin

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What I Learned From Kevin #137

Don't learn history from Kevin

-I make some bad content

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What I Learned From Kevin #136

7 feet (2.13 meters) is far enough from danger that you'll be safe

-This PS2 game is the strangest thing I have ever seen

Bonus lesson: "it's fun being right."

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What I Learned From Kevin #135

Turtleneck shirts enhance your evilness

- I built a theme park that traps everyone on an island to die

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What I Learned from Kevin #134

"It's nice to be nice, but by God, it's nice to be naughty."

- CallMeKevin Rewind 2019

Bonus lesson: If you burn a berry bush, the berries grow back cooked.

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What I Learned From Kevin #133

Feeding your gambling addiction is a good way to pass the time until you can talk to your child-friend's father about some thugs and a robbery.

- This games needs to STOP weirding me out

Bonus lesson: A few blows to the head can help trigger your memory.

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