carnovulgaris

[carnovulgaris]

okay. I am wheezing with laughter. beloved followers. let's play a game. take a look at this map.

what do you think this is a map of. just any guesses, just drop 'em in my replies, c'mon.

(if you've seen the video I took this from don't spoil it please)

[carnovulgaris]

he is pretty

#illustration #character design #character art #original character #carnocharacters #carnovulgarisart #my art #carno Elias #Elias Cordelia #A good #sweet #gentle star man #he is better than all of us i'll be honest #smoking

[carnovulgaris]

mkay

only uncultured people would leave across the spiderverse thinking miguel o'hara is the coolest / 'hottest' / most interesting character

i said what i said

#tumblr culture is unneccessarily horny energy #even among the ace spectrum #have an opinion though #i'm just acting out because my spouse agrees but none of their friends do #this is an ongoing battle in my circle lmfao #not the deadass hottest/coolest/most interesting #i'll give that

[carnovulgaris]

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

#js

[carnovulgaris]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

#Mallum #just pure mallum aes

[carnovulgaris]

nothing sluttier than lighting up a cigarette immediately after an absolutely brutal fight and inhaling deeply before exhaling the smoke with a sigh of relief while still disheveled and covered in blood and coming down from the adrenaline high. you could literally have sex onscreen and it would be less erotic.

#this #yep #I agree and I condone

[carnovulgaris]

obsessed with the destruction of this soggy sociopath. i NEED to break his nose

#i don't know who he is but he's giving scumbag #and that's the kind of content i keep on this lil trashheap i call mine

[carnovulgaris]

BANNED for posting hole on main

#this shit was so good #i love hole man #spiderverse spoilers

[carnovulgaris]

i love the genre of dude that is ✨emaciated albino-esque beanpole who found their iconic style in black turtlenecks that further their image as an angsty, but entirely breakable social outcast✨

#Aerico #galoo tbh #machete @canisalbus #the list goes on #this is truely a genre of dude

[carnovulgaris]

✨fine dining✨

#illustration #character art #original character #carnocharacters #carnovulgarisart #my art #cw: gore #cw: autocannibalism #thomas and masticole's dynamic is #interesting

[carnovulgaris]

Being part of the gore appreciation community is liking and reblogging gore aes and having no idea it's Minecraft shit

#ive been doing this #i just wanted the color red #and a vaguely threatening atmosphere #i didnt know Minecraft had this

[carnovulgaris]

Olmec Penis Man

800-1200 BCE

Mexico

#Olmecart #precolumbianart

#penis man

[carnovulgaris]

always

[carnovulgaris]

#elias tho #man never stops smoking #please chill

[carnovulgaris]

her 🤌

#illustration #character design #character art #original character #sketch #carnocharacters #carnovulgarisart #carno masticole #femsticole #my art #oc art

[carnovulgaris]

consider masticole bullshit but SCP

#original character #character design #character art #illustration #sketch #carnocharacters #carnovulgarisart #carno masticole #my art

[carnovulgaris]

Quackity + Cannibalism (for @zombur)

Literary Sexts II, Tanaka Mhishi / Noah B for Metal Magazine, Michiyo Yanagihara / Jennifer's Body (2009) / Stella Lucia for Dazed Magazine, Bettina Rheims / Postcolonial Love Poem, Natalie Diaz / Jen Mazza / The Red Means I Love You, Madds Buckley / Bones and All (2022) / Misery Meat, Sodikken / Euripides, Medea / Quackity Hosts Jschlatt's Funeral (Tubbo's POV) / Interview with the Vampire (2022-) / People Eater, Sodikken / You Are Happy, Margaret Atwood

#this is great and then #the fucking minecraft shit #honestly hilarious #goreshit